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Shen Weiyu and Shen Youqing reached the age when they should go to kindergarten.

Today is the first day that the two Xiaobao went to kindergarten, so Shen Feng and Jiang Wanwan specially disguised themselves and went to see them off in person.

As a result, the security guard at the door stared at Shen Feng and Jiang Wanwan vigilantly from beginning to end.

At first, Jiang Wanwan also thought that they were recognized by the security guards.

Later, I inquired with the security guard and found out that it was the two of them who were wearing masks, sunglasses and hats in the summer, and they were so suspicious that the security guard suspected that they were human traffickers who abducted and sold children.

sent Shen Weiyu and Shen Youqing to the kindergarten teacher, and Jiang Wanwan and Shen Feng left.

Sitting in the co-pilot, Jiang Wanwan looked at Shen Feng beside him with a smile and said, "Fengzi, do you say that they will be obedient on the first day of kindergarten?"

"I don't know if they will be scared, whether they will cry to find their parents."

Shen Feng also smiled: "It's hard to say whether they will be obedient, whether they will be scared or not, but most of them won't cry to find their parents."

"Compared to the two of us, maybe the first thing they think of is their grandparents, grandparents.

Jiang Wanwan flattened her mouth.

"That's right. Although

she and Fengzi have set aside time to accompany their children in recent years, at least half of the year is spent filming and running variety shows outside.

I usually bring more children, Jiang Zhe, Su Yan, Shen Zhaoguo, Tang Ping, and them.

Even Su Yan teased, saying that the two little guys saw their parents more times on TV than in reality.

What Shen Feng and Jiang Wanwan didn't expect was.

At one o'clock in the afternoon, the kindergarten teacher actually called,

saying that he wanted them to go to school and talk about Shen Weiyu and Shen Youqing, the brother and sister.

At first, they thought that the two little ones were not used to kindergarten life and wanted to go home.

Shen Feng and Jiang Wanwan were quite surprised, after all, these two little guys are usually quite honest at home, but they didn't expect that they didn't even last a day when they went to kindergarten, so they were called parents.

But when I arrived at the kindergarten, I asked the kindergarten teacher and found that this was not the case at all.

Kindergarten teacher's office.

Shen Weiyu and Shen Youqing were sitting on a small bench with their heads bowed in the corner, as if they were repenting.

The kindergarten teacher sat next to them, looking anxious.

Seeing Shen Feng and Jiang Wanwan, who were tightly wrapped, come in, the kindergarten teacher was stunned at first, and then said, "You are... Xiaoyu and Xiaoqing's parents?"

"Yes.

Jiang Wanwan nodded.

"That's... Is it inconvenient for Fang to take off his sunglasses, mask, and hat to speak?"

"

“...... All right. The

kindergarten teacher sighed, and then slowly spoke: "I invited you two to come here to talk about your children's education. "

Do you know what Xiaoyu and Xiaoqing have done since they came to the kindergarten?"

Shen Feng and Jiang Wanwan both shook their heads.

The teacher pointed to the two babies and said, "After you sent them to the classroom, they started to be quite honest. "

The other babies are crying and shouting that they don't want their parents to go, and they don't want to stay here, but they don't cry or make trouble, and they are very stable.

But when the parents of the other children finally calmed the baby and left, the two of them began to lie to the babies who had just been coaxed not to cry, saying that their parents were lying to them, and their parents would not come to pick them up.

"The babies started crying again, and I comforted the other teachers for a long time, saying that Mom and Dad would definitely come to pick them up in the evening, so they wouldn't cry."

After a while, they told the other babies that the teacher had lied to them and that the teacher was going to sell them later. "

The babies cried again, and the whole building could hear the babies crying in our class, so the teachers of the other classes came to help them, and it was only then that they could be calmed down."

Jiang Wanwan's eyelids jumped.

Good fellows, where did these two little ones come from?

But the teacher obviously hasn't finished speaking.

She continued to complain: "At noon, the two little ones told the other babies that they couldn't eat what strangers gave them, so many babies didn't dare to eat. "

Just when it was time to take a nap, they told the other babies that they couldn't sleep, and that if they did, they would be put in a sack and sold. In the end, not only did the babies in our class not sleep well, but the babies in other classes did not dare to sleep.

"I have no choice but to call them out first, and then call the two of you, I want to ask how you educated your children before, why Xiaoyu and Xiaoqing will... So?"

Jiang Wanwan squatted down and looked at Shen Weiyu and Shen Youqing sitting on the small bench.

Seeing the two Xiaobao with their heads down, Jiang Wanwan said sternly: "Tell me, why do you want to make trouble! Who taught you!"

Shen Weiyu whispered: "I heard my grandmother say that my mother did this when she was a child in kindergarten..."

Shen

Youqing, who was on the side, also said: "Grandma also said that my mother stole the teacher's mobile phone when she was a child, and then asked other babies for their parents' mobile phone numbers, called the parents of other babies, and finally the babies were picked up by their parents.

Shen Weiyu said again: "Grandma also said that my mother lied to the babies in other classes at that time, saying that there was a holiday today, and the babies in other classes saw that the babies in my mother's class were all picked up by their parents, so they also cried and shouted for their parents to pick them up, and finally the whole kindergarten was on holiday that day..."

Jiang Wanwan:".................."

She didn't remember that she had done such a thing at all!!

Jiang Wanwan looked at Shen Feng with a suspicious gaze.

After remembering that he was wearing sunglasses, he pulled them down slightly.

Then he looked at Shen Feng again with a suspicious gaze.

Shen Feng nodded lightly: "I seem to have heard my mother-in-law say it..."

Jiang Wanwan held her forehead and squatted on the ground to doubt her life for three seconds.

Then he got up and confessed his mistake to the teacher: "I'm sorry teacher, I didn't set an example." And the

teacher was frightened and scared at this time.

Fortunately, she called Shen Youqing and Shen Weiyu's parents in time.

Otherwise, it is estimated that their kindergarten will have to stage a farce of collective holiday today.

When Jiang Wanwan admitted his mistake, another teacher walked in outside.

She seemed to be teaching the children knowledge, and when she saw that Shen Feng and Jiang Wanwan seemed to be the parents of Shen Youqing and Shen Weiyu, she immediately came over.

"Both, what do you usually teach these two children?" The

teacher also looked like a victim: "I have been teaching kindergarten for four or five years, and I have never met such a child!"

"At the beginning, I taught them to read ABC, and that Shen Weiyu suddenly raised his hand and asked me, "Teacher, do you know what the longest English word is?"

At that time, I thought he was very studious, so I began to seriously think about which English word was longer, and searched the Internet again, and finally found the word 'pneumoconiosis' the longest.

As soon as I said it, Shen Weiyu shook his head.

"Then tell me that the longest English word is 'longest'!"

Shen Feng

: "..."Jiang Wanwan: "..."The

two of them looked at each other.

Then Shen Feng coughed lightly and said to the teacher, "... This, it seems, is not wrong. "

“...... Of course I know I'm right, but isn't this just joking with me!

" The teacher looked sad and indignant: "And this is not the most infuriating, after I taught them the ninety-nine multiplication table, I said that one by one gets one, one and two get two, what is that one and three?"

"Your family Shen Youqing stood up and said: 'One mountain does not allow two tigers'!"

"Poof."

Jiang Wanwan couldn't hold back.

When the teacher cast a resentful gaze, Jiang Wanwan waved his hand and said, "I'm sorry, I'm choking!" "

Actually, it's all okay, the most annoying thing is that I am a fan of the circle lock couple, and the wallpaper on my mobile phone is a photo of Shen Feng and Jiang Wanwan, which happened to be seen by these two little guys."

"As a result, they shouted loudly that it was their parents, and that my photo was ugly!"

"It doesn't matter how these two little guys play me, I won't be happy if they say I'm an idol! Besides, you are their parents, and you must be very angry when you hear your child pointing at someone else and calling Mom and Dad, right?"

the teacher said.

Shen Feng and Jiang Wanwan were more or less embarrassed.

And the teacher who finished talking about it seemed to remember something.

Suddenly, he looked strangely at Shen Feng and Jiang Wanwan, who were tightly wrapped.

Then he said hesitantly: "The two of you... Can you take off your mask and sunglasses?"

"I'm sorry teacher, I'm definitely going back and strictly disciplining these two children, so that they can reform themselves, it's not too early now, don't bother the two of you first, say goodbye!"

Jiang Wanwan said this in a hurry, pulled Shen Feng and turned his head and ran.

The teacher in the office looked at the backs of the two of them leaving and was stunned for a long time.

It wasn't until they saw Shen Weiyu and Shen Youqing who were still sitting on the small bench, shaking their calves and blinking their eyes.

The two teachers eagerly shouted at the backs of Shen Feng and Jiang Wanwan, "Child, you children forgot to take !!."