Don’t Be a Kept Man

Mrs. Guo Gong passed away early, and there was only one concubine room Xie Yanping took in his early years, but unfortunately, people were light-hearted, and he rarely walked out of the hospital. Xie Sanye was unable to withstand things. Now Xie Yuzhi After being punished for kneeling, no one came to persuade him.

The night is late, the shadows of the trees are swaying against the bright moon in the sky, the branches and leaves seem to be plated with a light silver light, and the pebbles on the ground flash with a lustrous color, but they look pretty tight, but you just kneel on it. So comfortable.

The little maid on the side was holding a soft cushion in her hand and kept crying and begging Xie Yuzhi to put it under his leg, but he closed his eyes and turned a deaf ear. Xie Yanping was annoyed and smashed a tea cup in the room, saying angrily: "It's up to him to go. Since he was a child, he has a hard-tempered and unpleasant little bit. Sooner or later he will suffer!"

Someone was watching the joke in the dark, but when they saw someone walk in, they all took it back.

"The cold is heavy in the night, and it's not good to get into the body. The second master should think for himself."

A gentle and smiling voice suddenly sounded in Xie Yuzhi’s ears, which sounded very familiar. He opened his eyes suddenly, but saw Shen Miaoping squatting next to him. He was startled when he saw it, and then reacted, his eyes gloomy. At him: "What are you doing, look at my joke?"

"There are so many jokes in the world, why should I look at the second master."

Shen Miaoping didn't care about his bad attitude. He took the cushion from the maid's hand and talked to him in a low voice, like a disobedient child: "Push it under your knees, otherwise the father-in-law will also feel distressed if he sees it."

Xie Yuzhi faintly looked away, looked ahead, and ignored him.

Shen Miaoping couldn't help smiling when he saw it, and put the cushion aside, thinking that he had never seen such a stupid person, and he was unhappy about it, but when he was so soft that he would kneel today, he sighed and said:" Well, the second master doesn't want to use it."

Xie Yuzhi thought that he should go now. Who had thought that the corner of his eyes was dark, but when Shen Miaoping lifted his robe and knelt directly beside him, his pupils couldn't help but shrink, and asked coldly, "What are you doing?"

Of course it is to brush up on his father-in-law's favorability.

"There is still a cup of tea, you will be done kneeling, the road is dark in the middle of the night, Miaoping is waiting for the second master."

Shen Miaoping smiled at him after he finished speaking, her face is peerless, and the maid standing beside her was stunned. Xie Yuzhi's chest was ups and downs twice, and she didn't appreciate it at all: "Don't worry about it, have you knelt down for an hour today and leave quickly? !"

"I don't care about you, you don't care about me, just assume I haven't kneel enough today."

Shen Miaoping seemed to be angry, and the honorific name was useless. From time to time, he looked up at the moon and looked down at the flowers and plants. A person was content with himself. For some reason, Xie Yuzhi didn't even pay attention to him.

The stone was soaked in the cold at night. Kneeling was uncomfortable, and Xie Yu’s leg had an old wound. For a while, he felt painful, as if kneeling was not on the stone ground, but on the needle ground. His figure swayed slightly and his shoulders slightly collapsed After a while, the punishing mother saw this, and the bamboo stick in her hand fell on his back.

"Second Master's shoulders collapsed, please straighten up."

Xie’s family law is naturally more stringent than ordinary people. You should kneel down stiffly, your waist should not be bent, your shoulders should not be collapsed, and your head should not be lowered. They can choke a person to death.

When Xie Yuzhi heard the words, he straightened his shoulders silently. However, because he had been in bed for two full years before, the soup medicine had already hollowed out his body, and cold sweat gradually dripped off his forehead. His face was pale as paper. I didn't look carefully at night, and the mother didn't notice it either.

After another cup of tea time, Xie Yuzhi's breath became shorter, her eyes turned black, and her figure shook two times uncontrollably. The mother had to lift up the bamboo strips again and slapped down with the sound of breaking through the air--

This time it was not implemented.

Xie Yuzhi waited for a long time and there was no expected pain. He couldn't help but look back, only to see that a hand behind him was holding the bamboo stick in the air.

It's Shen Miaoping...

Xie Yuzhi looked at him for a moment, then slightly pursed his lips, and said dumbly: "...Let go."

The mother also said: "Please let go of the whip, uncle, this is the family law, the rules set by the ancestors, no privacy is allowed."

At the same time, a pair of turbid eyes stared at Shen Miaoping, meaning that he would not let go and even smoke with you.

"Second master is not good enough to kneel for a long time. Presumably his father-in-law will feel distressed when he sees it. The law is nothing more than human feelings. Mother is more tolerant."

After Shen Miaoping finished speaking, he let go of his whip and turned to hold on to Xie Yuzhi. The other party wanted to struggle, but he murmured, "Don't move."

Shen Miaoping almost half-compulsively supported him, and dragged the soft cushion with the other hand, and forced Xie Yuzhi to kneel up. The mother looked at Dianyun Pavilion subconsciously when she saw Xie Yanping stroking. The beard, seemingly smiling, nodded at her through the half-open carved window.

Mother had to open her eyes and close her eyes to let it go.

Shen Miaoping took Xie Yuzhi's shoulder with one hand, and saw that his forehead was covered with cold sweat, and then raised his other hand and wiped him with his sleeve: "People get married in bridal nights. Let’s be different. Let’s punish him. kneel."

Xie Yuzhi closed his eyes: "If you don't want to kneel, you will be as soon as you go back."

Shen Miaoping smiled: "Second Master is still angry with me."

After speaking, the hand placed on Xie Yuzhi's shoulder gradually moved down, and despite the slight struggle of the other party, he clasped his palm, and explained half-truth: "I was born in poverty since I was a child. Seeing Chunqiao, I can’t help but feel the same. She entered the house as a maid, but she didn’t know that she had that kind of thought. Today, I was dizzy, drunk, confused and somehow staying in the same room with her. of."

Xie Yuzhi glanced at his eyebrows slightly.

Shen Miaoping said more harshly: "If I really mess with that maid and fail my second master, then I will be thundered and struck by the sky so that I will not die. After death, the wild dog will eat my body and there will be no place to be buried."

The ancients believed in ghosts and gods, and did not easily make life-related vows. Shen Miaoping's remarks were not poisonous. Even Xie Yuzhi had to believe 70% to 80%, but he didn't know where to speak if he was asked to say something soft.

To meet Shen Miaoping's eyes, Xie Yuzhi was silent for a while. After a while, he finally made a move, but slightly raised his knees, pulled out the cushion underneath, and threw it to him, which was a good message.

Shen Miaoping thought that I had been prepared when I came, because I tied something on my knee, and it didn't hurt at all.

He put the cushion back under Xie Yu's knee, and his thoughtful act made the mother beside him soften: "It's okay, I have thick skin, and I won't be able to kneel for long."

Shen Miaoping wanted to withdraw his hand after speaking, but was suddenly clasped by Xie Yuzhi's backhand, and couldn't help but raise his head and look at him suspiciously.

Xie Yuzhi's gaze only stared at the ground from a distance, and said in a low voice, "I don't care about fame, so I believe you this time, but if you sprinkle sand in my eyes in the future, I will save my life. You are broken into pieces..."

Shen Miaoping thought that I wouldn't be as stupid as the original body. Even if you do something like that, you can't find it. However, he nodded seriously and said: "If there is a day, Miaoping will leave it to the second master. "

Too much nonsense is just like commonplace, God does not believe it, Shen Miaoping himself does not believe it.

Xie Yuzhi believed it.

Although the other party was speechless, Shen Miaoping could feel the strength on his wrist slightly loosened, and couldn't help but chuckle secretly. He only felt that Xie Yuzhi was innocent and deceiving, and a few sweet words were confounded.

Hearing the sound of clappers in the night, the mother on the side stepped forward and reminded: "Second Lord, Uncle, the hour is here."

Shen Miaoping sighed secretly when he heard the words, and when he knelt down, his legs were numb. He put his hand on Xie Yuzhi's waist and picked up the person with slight force. He whispered, "Go, let's go back."

Xie Yuzhi never let anyone support him. The last servant who dared to do so was sold out directly from the mansion. This time he was swayed by Shen Miaoping, but he didn't feel any discomfort.

The big maids Lonicera and Fuling waited outside the courtyard with lanterns. Seeing them walking with each other, as if they had been reconciled, they were startled at first, then rejoiced, and hurriedly stepped forward to take a photo of them. road.

"Second Lord, Uncle, the hot water for the bath is ready, the servants wait for you to freshen up."

Shen Miaoping exhorted: "Remember to get some medicine for promoting blood circulation and removing blood stasis to put on the legs of the second master."

Fuling couldn't help but laugh. There are not many others in the Qufeng Hospital, and the most medicine for leg injuries. Maybe even the imperial hospital in the imperial palace is a bit inferior, and he was blessed and said: "Good uncle, how dare you forget , I prepared it early."

Only then did Shen Miaoping retract his gaze, and then whispered to Xie Yuzhi: "Second Master doesn't like to be close to others, but it is inconvenient to be alone. I just waited outside and called me if something happened, eh?"

His eyes are as transparent as beautiful jade, and the last word is full of tenderness by the master. Under the dim lights, he looks more and more like a crown. Affectionate, honeysuckle and Poria can't help but secretly envy and envy, how can the world be so handsome The good son Lang.

Xie Yuzhi walked into the room with his hand in his hand, heard the words, but didn't look at him. He only raised his eyelids and said without looking back: If you are worried, come in together. "

After speaking, Shen Miaoping, who was shocked, closed the door with his backhand.

In the back room of the bedroom cabinet, a bath is built with white marble, and the middle is blocked by a water-ink screen, and the mist rises, making people blur the sight, like climbing into a fairyland.

Xie Yuzhi put his belt on the screen and took off his scarlet robe. He was only dressed in a black single coat. A cool breeze flickered behind him in a trance. A hand on his shoulder came up. His eyebrows were stunned, and his conditioned reflex flickered. He caught the man's wrist and made a small grappling reflexively. Shen Miaoping struggled subconsciously. Xie Yuzhi couldn't stand still for a while, and both of them fell into the water.

"Second Lord, it's me."

Shen Miaoping popped his head from the bath, arousing countless splashes. He couldn't know how to water. He choked a few mouthfuls and threw himself endlessly. Xie Yuzhi slightly force, grabbing his shoulder and pulling the person up.

Shen Miaoping stood firm with his strength, patted his chest with lingering fears, and seemed to smile: "Second Master is a good time."

One of Xie Yu's clothes was soaked, the pure black clothes clinging to his body, and his appearance became more white, with only red lips like blood, strange but beautiful surprise. He squinted the end of his narrow eyes and asked him: "I have no Name?"

Shen Miaoping said: "I'm used to calling the second master, and I won't be able to change it for a while."

Xie Yuzhi nodded without saying a word, which was considered an answer. Shen Miaoping saw it and said: "Then you can wash it slowly, I will wait behind the screen."

After turning around, I was about to get out of the pool, but was suddenly grabbed by Xie Yuzhi and pulled back by the leader. There was another burst of water splashing. I only heard the other party's displeased saying: "You fall into the pool while wearing your clothes and your shoes do not take off. , But let me bathe in this water?"

Shen Miaoping: "The second master, wait, I'll ask the maid to change the water."

Xie Yuzhi laughed lightly: "I'm not in a hurry, what are you in a hurry?"

After speaking, he grabbed Shen Miaoping's collar and pulled the person to the front, staring at him with a pair of dark eyes: "Today should have been a great day, but I was upset by the low-handed maid, you and me. After enjoying the world, I drank Hepu wine, but I have never entered the bridal chamber."

Still not in a hurry.

Shen Miao smiled slowly, put his arm around his waist, and pushed the person to the edge of the bath and said, "It's my fault to make the second master unhappy..."

His eyes are as beautiful as March peach blossoms, and he is deeply affectionate when he sees people. His warm fingertips ran across Xie Yuzhi's eyebrows inch by inch, and finally stopped on his lips, and asked as if: "Then we will enter the bridal chamber now. how is it?"

Xie Yuzhi said: "This is natural. It is a couple who don't enter the bridal chamber."

The ancients valued the number of rituals, choosing a good day to choose auspicious days, and all rituals must be completed on the same day.

Shen Miaoping has gone through countless films in modern times, and he knows what to do. He smiled when he heard the words, and he squeezed Xie Yuzhi's chin, leaned over and kissed him, softly and feeling like electricity.

Xie Yuzhi is a surly character on weekdays, but at this time there is nothing to do. He only listened to the water splashing in the pool for a while, he clung to Shen Miaoping's neck, his eyes were out of focus, the tails of his eyes were red, and he tremblingly left a trail on his back. Dow fingerprints.

Shen Miaoping couldn't help but gasped, and bit his lips vindictively, making the red lips darker.

The water splashed and the temperature changed from hot to cold. I don't know how long it took until the legs of Lonicera and Poria standing outside were numb, and the movement inside could stop.

Shen Miaoping embraced Xie Yuzhi's body, leaving one after another on his pale neck: "Is this second master of the bridal chamber satisfied?"

Xie Yuzhi didn't answer, only clenched his shoulders and muttered: "Don't mess around too late today. We are going to the palace to greet the eldest sister tomorrow."

Eldest sister? Shen Miaoping thought for a while, thinking that it should be Zhaogui concubine in that palace.

He smiled and nodded: "Okay, then I will hug the second master."

Xie Yuzhi squinted the end of his eyes with satisfaction. He saw that Shen Miaoping liked it more and more. He only felt that the husband and son-in-law did not choose the wrong one. He squeezed his chin and said, "You are going to join the Imperial Academy soon. It's not interesting for civil servants to take a loose job, let the eldest sister choose a good job for you tomorrow."

Shen Miaoping thought that this object could not be better, and was about to agree, but the word "good" had not yet been spoken, and an alarm-like sound suddenly sounded in his mind.

【Ding! 】

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