Don’t Be a Kept Man

Adults have developed a fixed mindset, and it's hard to change their habits for a while. It's grateful for ordinary people to ride on it for the first time without falling a dog and eating shit. The first few are even more embarrassed and embarrassed, causing everyone to laugh.

When it was Chen Yi's turn, there were still many tourists watching and joining in the excitement. They saw him riding in the car. The direction was slightly deflected for the first moment, but he quickly corrected it and swished along the straight line on the ground. Passed.

"it is good!"

There was a burst of cheers from the crowd of onlookers, and Fu Xiunian also clapped. The stall owner didn't seem to expect Chen Yi to ride over. He was unwilling to give him a wrinkled one hundred yuan, and his attitude was not very good. , And then continue to use the horn to recruit guests: "Everyone has seen it, this young man just rode past, he is not deceived, five yuan becomes one hundred, my car has no mechanism at all, as long as the limbs are flexible, it is very You can ride it soon."

With Chen Yi as an example, many people were instigated by the stall owner and tried to find out. Fu Xiunian originally thought they should go, but Chen Yi went to the back of the crowd and queued up again. It seemed that he planned to come again. Fu Xiunian touched his shoulder and smiled and asked, "Hey, what should I do if the lady boss wants to drive you away later?"

Chen Yi squinted: "She fell to the ground and annihilated her."

After Chen Yi finished speaking, he went up and rode again. The lady boss obviously recognized him, her face was very ugly, and after handing him a hundred dollars rudely, she held up her horn and said: "The person who succeeded in breaking through the barrier can only try once. I can try it once, everyone walks by and takes a look..."

Chen Yi got the bargain and still behaved, deliberately asked her: "Boss, how many times can I try if it fails?"

Fu Xiunian was afraid that he would be beaten. He hurriedly tore away Chen Yi before the stall owner could answer. There was a small shop next to him. The two bought two buckets of instant noodles and two sausages. The cameraman, didn't dare to ask for a price, only one or two dollars more expensive than outside.

Unconsciously the time came in the afternoon, and the scorching temperature subsided slightly. Fu Xiunian and Chen Yi found a quiet place with no one, squatted on the roadside and ate the instant noodles.

Fu Xiunian sighed quietly, his tone contented: "I'm full, so happy."

Chen Yi bought him a box of yogurt, and the more he looked, the more he felt Fu Xiunian looked like a fool. He squatted on the side of the road and looked far away, and suddenly said nonchalantly, "Fortunately, I was not infected by anyone."

Fu Xiunian: "You yourself are the source of the disease."

Chen Yi: "..."

This is a scenic area with mountains and waters, but most young people like excitement. Most tourists are middle-aged and elderly people. There is a ring game stand not far away. Fu Xiunian watched with interest for a while, and then talked about Chen Yi. 'S sleeve said: "I want to play that."

Chen Yi lifted his eyelids, smiling but not smiling: "Go ahead."

Fu Xiunian said embarrassedly: "I have no money..."

Chen Yi thought that you are still so mad without money. He stood up and moved his muscles and bones for a while, then pulled Fu Xiunian up, holding his hand and said, "Let's go, elder brother will take you to loop."

Chen Yi is a contradictory entity. His appearance looks turbulent, but after a long time of contact, he will feel very relieved, as if the sky is falling and there is no need to worry. Fu Xiunian follows him step by step, really like a little brother.

There are always more than 30 small gadgets on the stall, and each one is separated by more than half a meter. The stall owner is a man with a cigarette in his mouth, and he has a long rod hook in his hand. Ten rings of different colors.

Chen Yi took Fu Xiunian's shoulder and looked at it, and then asked aloud: "Boss, how do you sell it?"

The man shook his pole and said gruffly, "Ten yuan for three laps. If you buy more, you will be cheaper."

Chen Yidao: "Forty circles, 100 yuan, will it be successful?"

The stall owner was a refreshing person, and he didn't talk nonsense when he heard the words. He counted forty circles. After Chen Yi paid the money, he put the circle on his forearm and stretched it to Fu Xiunian and said, "Let's play."

A wire was pulled one meter and five meters away from the booth. Tourists had to toss hoops outside the wire. Fu Xiunian took ten laps, and then said to Chen Yi: "I will give you the rest."

Chen Yi stretched out his hand and squeezed his ears: "You can't catch it at all."

When he first participated in "I'm From Afar" to catch fish, he saw that Fu Xiunian's right hand is not very flexible, but the game is the most important thing to be happy. Who would really care about spreading out those gadgets.

The first few rows are all cheap things, and the back are the big ones. Among them is a piece of Sun Dasheng with a RMB 20 yuan sandwiched on it. Fu Xiunian seems to have spotted that, but unfortunately he didn’t even throw nine circles. In the middle, Chen Yi walked behind him, pinched Fu Xiunian's wrist and whispered: "Lower your weight and don't shake your hands."

There is always a faint candy scent on him, sweet, which is extremely inconsistent with the character of the whole person. Fu Xiunian followed his words and threw the circle out with Chen Yi's strength. The fluorescent green circle formed a parabola in mid-air. , And finally landed on the golden cudgel in Sun Dasheng's hands, but at this moment, another pink circle followed.

Fu Xiunian and Chen Yi were stunned when they saw this. They looked at it and found that it was a circle thrown by an old man beside him. They had already seen him here when they came just now, but they didn't expect to be the same. A thing.

It stands to reason that this thing was put in by Fu Xiunian first, it should belong to him, but the stall owner seemed to have not seen it, and directly gave the Sun Wukong decoration to the old man, with their backs to Fu Xiunian, they whispered: "This It stands to reason that things should be given to that young man. Seeing that you haven't done it for a long time, I will let you take advantage of it. Let's take it and go."

With sharp eyes, Chen Yi saw the stall owner quietly withdraw the twenty yuan, but the old man didn't say anything when he saw it, and took the decoration and left contentedly.

Fu Xiunian suddenly grabbed a smile, and said to the stall owner: "This is what we set first, right?"

The stall owner screamed, and said nonchalantly: "Young people, let the elderly be a little bit lucky."

Chen Yi: "I wish you good luck as the East China Sea."

He is a temperament who can never bb. He used to smash people on the Internet, purely because he couldn't climb along the network cable to clean up the bunch of keyboard guys, but in reality, some people have thick skins, and it is not painful to curse. of.

The stall owner said directly: "If you don't play, don't play, don't disturb me in doing business." After speaking, he whispered a **** to greet the eighteenth generation of ancestors in a voice.

As soon as Chen Yi moved, Fu Xiunian hurriedly stretched out his hand to hold him: "Don't pay attention to him, the dog bites you, can you still bite it back?"

Chen Yi sneered: "Take a bite? I can't bite him to death."

Fu Xiunian: "..."

The stall owner took out another decoration, and put twenty yuan on it as usual. I don’t know how many times it was recycled. Chen Yi handed the loop on his arm to Fu Xiunian, then rolled up his sleeve and said, “No way. ..."

Fu Xiunian looked dumbfounded: "What's wrong?"

Chen Yi: "I have to teach him how to be a man."

This little trick of looping could not be simpler, let alone one meter and five meters apart, he could fit it ten meters apart, Chen Yifei threw a fluorescent green circle in his hand, unbiased, it happened to have twenty yuan in it. The stall owner was about to get up when he saw the renminbi decorations, but before his buttocks left the chair, he flew in another circle and directly set in the most expensive Russian matryoshka.

Vendor: "..."

This is just the beginning. Chen Yi behind is like opening the hanger. He throws a pinpoint. As many loops as he has in his hand, he puts on as many things. Ten minutes later, he puts everything on it. It's over.

I don’t know when a bunch of people gathered around to watch the excitement. Several young men gave Chen Yi a thumbs-up, “Bull bye, buddy!”

The stall owner's face was green, his chest was undulating, and he didn't move after sitting there for a long time. He didn't expect to encounter hard stubble when setting up the stall. Chen Yi took the things in his set aside, and the booth suddenly became a blockbuster. Fu Xiunian glanced at him with a smile, and then said to the stall owner: "Boss, don't you put up something new?"

The stall owner stood up cursingly and directly waved to Chen Yi and the others, which meant that they would not do their business. Some onlookers refused to follow him: "Hey, how can you come out to do business at your own risk? You are caught It’s a pitfall that doesn’t do business in case of severe stubbornness. It’s so wicked!"

The stall owner was bleeding with heartache, and he quarreled with others directly: "I let him finish all the **** things, and what business is there!"

After speaking, he began to pack the rucksack behind him. It seemed that he was planning to close the stall. Chen Yi looked at the piles of things beside his feet and asked Fu Xiunian, "Is there anything you like?"

Fu Xiunian looked around, and finally picked up the decoration stuffed with 20 yuan: "I like this."

Chen Yi seemed a little speechless, and smiled and pressed his hat brim: "If you like it, take it."

After speaking, he turned and walked towards the stall owner. Chen Yi didn't know what he had said to him, which made the stall owner a little agitated, but after some discussions, he suddenly became frustrated.

Fu Xiunian stood far away and couldn't see what had happened. At this moment, a female tourist next to him came up cautiously and asked tentatively: "That... are you Fu Xiunian?"

"Ok?"

After hearing this, Fu Xiunian raised her head subconsciously and was getting closer. The female tourist dared to confirm that it was him. She covered her mouth with excitement, and she didn't know what to do if she was happy: "You are really Xiuxiu, and I am your fan. I just followed you all the way, and I didn’t dare to come up for fear of interrupting your recording. Can you sign me?"

The girl said that she took a travel brochure and a marker from her bag and handed it to him, her face full of expectation. Fu Xiunian nodded with a smile, and then when the other party almost screamed in surprise, she stretched out her hand and pressed her lips slightly. , The white knuckles are in sharp contrast with the pure black masks: "Shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh the show has not been broadcast, let's keep a low profile."

The girl nodded wildly when she heard the words: "I am so happy. I went to travel with my grandparents today. I didn't expect to meet you!"

Chen Yi saw Fu Xiunian talking to a little girl from afar, thinking that he had met a beautiful girl and walked over, his height and temperament were extremely oppressive.

Unexpectedly, the girl was not afraid to see Chen Yi. After she was surprised, she turned around with a blushing face. She bounced twice in excitement and calmed down after a moment. Then she turned around, gentle and shy. Shyly said: "Chen Yi, I am also your fan, can you sign a name for me~"

Fu Xiunian finished signing next to him and coughed after hearing the words: "Aren't you a fan of my family?"

It doesn’t matter, I’m your cp fan oh oh oh oh oh! ! ! ! !

The girl almost blurted out what was in her heart. She hung up and held her back. She covered her heart and said, "Bibibi, I like both of you very much!!!"

Chen Yi didn't say much. After taking over the signed notebook, he dropped his name directly under Fu Xiunian's handwriting. The pen was so powerful that he could hear the rustling sound of the pen rubbing against the paper.

Is there anything more exciting than hitting real CP?

After Chen Yi and the others left, the girl held the book like a treasure and read the signature carefully. It turned out that Chen Yi also drew a small love between the names of the two people. It was so sweet that it couldn't be sucked in an instant! ! !

Time always passed by unconsciously, and night came gradually, Fu Xiunian and Chen Yi walked slowly around the Linjiang Lake in the middle, a little cool breeze blowing on their faces, dispelling the scorching heat in people’s hearts, Fu Xiunian somehow Yes, I suddenly remembered that when they filmed "I'm From A Faraway" last year, it was also this summer.

"Chen Yi," Fu Xiunian called him suddenly.

"Huh?" Chen Yi raised his eyebrows and looked at him slightly.

But Fu Xiunian didn't say anything, just reached out and held him.

As night fell gradually, there were more barbecue stalls on the street. Fu Xiunian thought about the lack of funds. He originally planned to eat buckets of instant noodles like noon, but Chen Yi went straight to buy a bunch of meat skewers, and he still had a bottle in his hand. Orange juice.

Fu Xiunian was a little surprised when he saw this: "Is there still money for the bus ride?"

Chen Yi sighed: "What are you afraid of? The big deal is going back."

Fu Xiunian didn't get entangled anymore, and half of Chen Yi quickly wiped out the skewers. The sky was getting dark, and the tourists followed one another. They were either holding glow sticks or night lights in their hands, and the stars gathered into an ocean.

Fu Xiunian took off his mask and let out a long sigh, holding the railing to look at the sparkling lake in the distance, and suddenly said: "Time flies so fast. We seemed to have just met last summer."

Chen Yi didn't know what he thought of, and then nodded.

Fu Xiunian kicked the rock beside his foot, then touched Chen Yi's arm, squinted and asked, "How did you feel when you saw me for the first time?"

That summer was hotter than usual, the cicadas were screaming, and the trees were full of shades. Everyone else washed their hands and served food. Only Chen Yi leaned on a chair and closed his eyes and rested. Then Fu Xiunian walked over.

At first, he only raised his eyes slightly, and Chen Yi can still remember his appearance now, even better than any martial arts mentality.

He was dressed in a light gray hoodie with handsome facial features and dimples when he laughed. When standing in front of him, he turned his back to block the sun, and even the tips of his hair were covered with a layer of light gold.

Chen Yi said coldly, "Good bad guys."

Fu Xiunian didn't react: "What?"

Chen Yi smiled again and said, "Soft buns."

Anyone who is soft can bully, and anyone can bite.

If you compare the current Chen Yi with his original appearance, many people will find that he is slightly different from before. From the initial pretending to be fierce and spiky, to the present easy-going free and easy, his temperament has changed slightly.

Similar, but not all similar.

Fu Xiunian seemed to want to say something. At this moment, there was a loud noise in the sky. He was so startled that he looked up, but saw fireworks bursting in the night sky, scattered like shooting stars, the embers were still not disappeared, and there was another sound. The fireworks burst out in the night, bright and dazzling, breathtaking.

Pedestrians stopped walking, stopped and looked up, enjoying the beauty of this moment, Fu Xiunian was rather surprised: "How come there are so many fireworks?"

Chen Yi shook the ticket stub in his hand: "It is written on the ticket. There is a firework party opposite Linjiang Bridge at 7 o'clock in the evening, don't you watch it?"

Fu Xiunian stopped talking, watching the sky and watching the fireworks, just not looking at Chen Yi, until his shoulders sank, Chen Yi came up to him and asked him, "Is it unforgettable today?"

The two of them rarely went out to play alone so far. Today is indeed unforgettable, but for Fu Xiunian, every minute and every second of being with him is precious.

Fu Xiunian asked, "What do you think?"

Chen Yi carried a pure black travel bag on his shoulders. He reached in and listened only to the clattering of plastic, and then conjured a large bouquet of fruit candy from inside.

It is the kind of sugar that is very common in the world, the size of a thumb, the pattern of fruit, the plastic tube is long and thin, a large holding in his hand, like a bunch of colorful flowers, Chen Yi put the sugar bunch in Fu Xiunian's dazed expression Raising them in front of the two, raising their eyelids and looking at him, they asked, "Is this unforgettable enough?"

Fu Xiunian was stupid for a moment. He looked up at Chen Yi, then at Tang, then at Chen Yi, and at Tang. It took a long time to react, and then a smile appeared at the corner of his mouth, like ripples on the water surface. The dilation of the eye pupils are shining.

Fu Xiunian squinted his eyes, took the sugar, and asked stupidly, "Where did you get the money?"

Chen Yi tilted his head and looked at him: "Oh, I went to sell a kidney."

Fu Xiunian shook the candy in his hand, the plastic bag rustled, and said with a smile, "You lied to me again."

Chen Yi broke his fingers and counted it to him: "One hundred yuan, it cost 12 yuan to take a bus, 10 yuan to play bicycles, and 26 to buy instant noodles, yogurt and ham sausages, but I made 200 yuan for bicycles. Two hundred and five."

Fu Xiunian peeled a piece of candy and stuffed it into his mouth: "What then?"

Chen Yi continued: "It took one hundred to play the ring, and one hundred and five were left. I asked the stall owner how much the purchase price of these things was. He said three hundred, and I would sell it to him with two hundred, plus the decoration Twenty yuan, three hundred and seven in total."

He said happily: "After buying sugar and skewers, there are still 200 left."

Fu Xiunian squatted on the ground and couldn't smile: "Don't tell me, you are careful to be blacklisted by major tourist attractions. People come to spend money, but you make a lot of money."

Chen Yi chuckles and pulls the person up, and then embraces him against the sky full of fireworks. The sound of bursting fireworks rang in his ears. He was in a daze when he said something in Fu Xiunian's ear, but the footage was not recorded.

"When I saw you for the first time, I felt that we are not people of the same world."

"I saw you for the second time, I was thinking, good-natured, soft and virtuous..."

"It's very suitable to marry home as a wife."

Fu Xiunian was kind to Chen Yi, and Chen Yi could feel it, not to mention it, doesn't mean he didn't know it, it was just that he had been alone for a long time, and he was used to hiding everything in his heart.

Not all affectionateness in the world will not be let down. Two people are actually lucky to be together.

In the summer of a year ago, Fu Xiunian gave Chen Yi a handful of candies, bringing the purest joy to him...

After the fireworks dazzled, there was only Cinder left, and the surroundings started to hustle again. This is outside the city and the traffic is not convenient at night. Chen Yi and Fu Xiunian were going back. They originally planned to take the bus, but the program staff directly stated that they could provide vehicle.

Chen Yi sat in the car, patted the money left in his trouser pocket, and sighed: "I knew it would be spent."

Fu Xiunian put his leg on his knee and dangled, holding the candy and refusing to let go: "It's a pity that you don't go into business, the empty glove white wolf."

"I rubbed my trousers with gray, do you have ADHD?" Chen Yi patted his leg, but Fu Xiunian couldn't stabilize it and slipped straight down. Chen Yi reached out and took his leg back and placed it safely on him. On the knees.

When I got home, it was already dark. As a result, as soon as I got out of the elevator door, I heard a cry from a long distance. The door was not locked. Chen Yi twisted his hand. A little fat man just rushed straight over, but he couldn't bear the reaction force. The **** fell to the ground.

With a cry, the world was quiet instantly.

The child on the ground was about six or seven years old, wearing a pair of overalls, chubby and cute, with a few teardrops hanging from the corner of his eyes. After seeing who the person "hit" him was, he wiped his tears and got up from the ground. : "Uncle, Dad wants to hit me, I don't want to go home, please take me in."

After finishing talking, I just cried and looked for Fu Xiunian.

Chen Yile was gone. He didn't let the little fat man meet Fu Xiunian at all. He grabbed the cowboy sling on his back with one hand and carried him in: "Smelly boy, did the exam have zero duck eggs again?"

Chen Xiaomeng was standing in the living room with messy hair. He had obviously experienced a "bad fight". He almost stomped his feet when he heard the words: "He sneaked over by himself after school. If you are not at home, he came to me and opened the door to his father. Call, this kid just threw my phone in the fish tank!"

Xiao Pangdun is the son of Fu Xiunian's younger brother. He is a little bit mischievous and hides here when he gets into trouble. He is a brave little bully.

Chen Yi gloated: "Who told your phone is not waterproof."

Chen Xiaomeng pushed him angrily, and found that there was a photographer next to him. He put his hand back in embarrassment, and finally rushed away with crutches: "I don't care who cares about this little kid. Up!"

Fu Xiunian drew two pieces of paper and knelt down to wipe the tears for the little fat man: "Why did you come here, where is your father?"

The little fat man thinks that Fu Xiunian has a gentle personality and likes him the most. However, he heard that he hugged his neck and said: "Fu Siping has gone to a meeting. My mother is watching a fashion show abroad. They don’t care about me. I ask the driver uncle to take me after school. Sent here."

Chen Yi took him away: "I cry when I'm old, sit and play by myself."

At the end of the show, a brief thought was needed. When Xiao Pangdun heard that Chen Yi would not drive him away, he immediately ran away.

The interviews are separate. Chen Yi is in the room and Fu Xiunian is in the living room. None of them knows what the staff will ask. This program group is the best at solving some difficult problems, challenging the guests’ bottom line step by step, and figuring out their privacy. The most true character underneath.

Chen Yi's appearance is very cold. After he got home, he unconsciously removed his heart and looked lazy and tired. The female host who interviewed smiled and praised him: "You are handsome, in fact, I am a fan of you. You are special. Interesting, but since the filming of "Being a Minister", it seems that you have rarely seen you fighting against black fans."

Chen Yi told the truth: "Well, because there were no fans before, I can only curse people by myself. Now that there are fans, I don't need to curse myself."

The female reporter was stunned for a moment, and then smiled: "In fact, I prefer to understand this as a kind of growth. Compared to before, your progress is really great now, but when the popularity is the most popular, you choose to expose The love affair has caused many people to turn off fans. Would you regret it now if you think about it?"

Chen Yi shook his head slightly: "I don't regret it."

The female reporter asked: "So, do you feel guilty for fans?"

Chen Yi thought for a while, and said slowly: "Idols are actually the spiritual sustenance of fans in a certain sense. If one person regards another as an idol, then it means that there must be a certain trait in this person that attracts him and will Unconsciously chasing imitation, I hope this is not just based on the superficial reasons of appearance..."