Don’t Be a Scumbag

◎The scumbag who married a female general who "doesn't respect women's morals" (6)◎

Pei Shangshu originally thought that his son was annoying when he was useless, but now he is still angry when he thinks that his son is a little used.

He gave his son a silver note and promised to increase the dowry before leaving his son's house.

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Pei Ming's wedding was in August, and it's only the beginning of June. The emperor was in a hurry to take back his military power, so Xiao Li's marriage would naturally be quicker. Therefore, there was not much time for preparation in Pei's house. When she learned that her son was going to add a dowry, the eldest princess began to prepare in a hurry.

Pei Ming has been thinking about how to find an official position without taking the imperial examination.

After all, the imperial examinations took too long, and if he relied on the imperial examinations, maybe he would have changed his dynasty before he got the top spot.

Pei Ming thought about it and finally decided to meet someone.

Early in the morning, Fugui listened to Pei Ming's instructions and took out the "broken paintings" that were lying in the corners of the table.

"Master, where are we going?"

"Go see my teacher."

"Ah, old lady."

Pei Ming's teacher was the late emperor's grandfather, and he was almost eighty years old. The old lady hadn't even taught the current prince, but because of the face of the eldest princess' mother, the deceased queen mother, Pei Ming taught the original owner when he was a child.

Today's sage is not a direct descendant, but a palace maid. The first emperor saw that the empress dowager had no children, so he gave the current emperor to the empress dowager to support. The empress dowager has only one daughter, the eldest princess, and the entire royal family has only the eldest princess.

This is also the reason why the old lady only taught the original owner and did not teach a few princes.

The old lady is an upright man, with peach and plum all over the world. Although he is not in the officialdom now, there are a lot of students in the officialdom. In order to win over the civil servants, several princes today tried their best to use the old lady as their teacher, but the old lady only taught the original owner.

When the eldest princess entrusted her son to him, the old lady said that she would teach it well, but after a month of teaching, the old lady realized that the original owner could not support the wall with mud, so he asked the original owner to endorse the book, and the original owner went to walk the birds. He asked the original owner to do the math, and the original owner took the money given by the eldest princess to gamble.

It's hard for the old lady to go to the casino to arrest people at a very old age. It's okay. After the original owner was caught, he plausibly said that he only went to the casino after listening to the teacher's words. He felt that the casino was the fastest. After listening to the original owner's words, the old lady's beard grew angry.

Because of his promise to the eldest princess, the old lady managed to teach "muddy" to the age of fifteen, and then couldn't wait to tell the eldest princess that Ling Lang was too smart, he was too ignorant and could not teach!

The eldest princess was flushed with shame because of the old lady's words.

Pei Ming felt a little bit of a drum in his heart when he thought of this. He was afraid that he would go there rashly, and the teacher really couldn't accept him.

When they got to the old lady's mansion, Pei Ming and Fugui stood in front of the door. The doorman in the old lady's mansion went in to report. After a while, the doorman came out and said that the old man let Mr. Pei in.

Pei Ming was led in by the servants, and when he entered the courtyard, he saw the old man drinking tea and playing chess in the courtyard.

There was no one around the old man, and he was obviously playing chess with himself. Pei Ming looked at it from a distance and only felt that the old man was inexplicably lonely.

When Pei Ming came, the old lady didn't look up to pay any attention to him, and played chess on his own. Pei Ming stood silently, watched for a while and finally picked up a flag and lowered it on the chessboard.

One son will win or lose, and Pei Ming won.

The old lady raised her head, looked at Pei Ming for a while, and then snorted: "I can't believe that your chess skills have improved in the past few years."

It's not that the old lady didn't know what to do next, he was just a little surprised that Pei Ming could see it. After all, this kid was the master of learning nothing back then.

Pei Ming knew that the old lady had a lot of knowledge, so she did not face the old lady like the original parents. If there is a sudden change, the old lady may be suspicious even if he doesn't believe him.

Pei Ming looked at the old lady Fu and said, "I haven't seen the teacher for a long time. This time I brought a few paintings and came to see the teacher at the order of my mother."

"I just said why you came here. It turned out that the eldest princess told me. Look at what my old man is doing, the old man is very good."

The old lady didn't buy Pei Ming's account. He thought that Pei Ming would leave immediately, but he didn't want Pei Ming to continue: "By the way, teacher and disciple will get married in two months."

The old lady didn't know what Pei Ming said, so Pei Ming continued, "My future daughter-in-law will be a general."

The matter of the female general has become a well-known gossip in the capital, even people like the old lady who don't usually go out to deal with it know about it. When the old lady heard Pei Ming's words, she didn't know what to think. She sighed and said, "I didn't expect that I would have such a daughter. She's more promising than a man."

After saying this, the old lady Fu didn't know what to think, and glanced at Pei Ming.

Pei Ming: "..." I feel hurt.

"I also think my daughter-in-law is very powerful." Pei Ming looked ashamed. His eyes were erratic, and he wanted to say something but stopped.

In the end, the old lady couldn't look down on his grinning appearance, and said, "If you have something to say, Momochi doesn't look like a man."

I saw that Pei Ming was even more ashamed when he heard the old lady's words. He lowered his head and said, "I don't think I am worthy of my fiancee."

The old lady nodded, "That's true." As a teacher of Pei Ming, he naturally knew how much this kid weighed. One was a female general who almost became a marquis, and the other had no official position and was eating at home and waiting to die. The eldest young master, it is strange that the old lady thinks it is worthy.

Pei Ming followed the old lady's words: "So"

"So you're going to take me as your teacher again?" Before Pei Ming finished speaking, the old lady continued his words.

Pei Ming: "No, I just want to ask, can the teacher recommend an official for me?"

Not all officials in this dynasty were elected through the imperial examinations. Although the imperial examinations were more open and fair, there were still some children of noble families who were unwilling to take the imperial examinations and wanted to become officials, so there was another system of selection of officials.

Of course, not everyone can recommend it. Usually, it is a prestigious elder of the three dynasties like the old lady, or a prime minister with a high rank.

That's why Pei Ming came to the old lady. He didn't want to study, but wanted the teacher to recommend him to be an official.

The old lady: "Recommend to be an official?"

Pei Ming nodded: "Yeah, I'm so old, I can't be without one and a half jobs."

The old lady was speechless by Pei Ming's anger. He was so old that no one had a job or a job. When he asked him to learn, he didn't learn anything. Now I know it's a shame, it's too late!

Seeing that the old man was silent, Pei Ming continued: "The eldest prince went to disaster relief some time ago. When the money was gone, he was injured. As a result, the uncle Huang also named him King Qi. The girl who robbed the people was even hired as a police officer in the Ministry of Punishment. The third prince was clearly incapable of doing anything. What others said was nothing but brute force and no martial arts. They were arguing about going to the border to be a general. They were all so stupid. There is also a half-official position, I am much stronger than them, why can't I have an official position?"

The more Pei Ming said, the more ugly the old lady looked. Every time Pei Ming said a word, the old lady felt as if a knife had stabbed him again and again, and it was the kind that saw blood.

There is no war on the border right now, and the court is peaceful. Those who don't know it all think that the prosperous world is coming, but only a few old officials can see that this is just a temporary calm.

At present, there are only three princes in the sage. No matter which of the three princes is, it is not a big deal. If the sage is always in good health, if there is one failure, the court will inevitably be in chaos.

Not only that, the border is also unusable. Now the emperor only saw that the war was settled, so he hurriedly married Xiao General, but he did not consider that if the barbarians attacked again in the future, there would be no one available to the court.

Although the old lady has not been in court these years, she is always worried about the country, but she can't do anything about it. When Xiao Li came back, he also made a memorial, saying that it should not be taken to the Xiao family's female soldiers, otherwise the border would be prone to chaos. But the emperor did not allow it, and instead replied a little angrily to the great country, how could a woman be allowed to guard the border.

The emperor is mediocre, and the prince is not worthy. The old lady was at a loss for words when asked by Pei Ming.

But even so, it is impossible for the old lady to recommend Pei Ming as an official.

He can't change the emperor's idea, but now he can make the decision and let Pei Ming become an official. Just a joke, is Pei Ming an official material? What is the difference between letting him be an official and harming the people?

"No, you are not fit to be an official."

The old lady rejected Pei Ming, and Pei Ming was not surprised.

He said with a determined look: "It doesn't matter if you are far away, as long as there is an official."

The old lady was ruthless: "It's not appropriate to let you go."

"How is that appropriate?"

"If you want to be an official, take the imperial examinations yourself!"

"No, the imperial examination is too long." Maybe the country died when he was admitted.

Pei Ming didn't know what to think, and suddenly said: "Or the old lady should recommend my daughter-in-law to be an official. The husband and wife are one, and she will be me."

The author says:

As soon as I finished writing, I couldn't help but post QAQ

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