Don’t Wait for Your Boyfriend in the Crematorium

    Jiang Qingyue handed the orb in her hand to Ren Shuhan, her tail twitched so fast, Ren Shuhan thought he was tired and took it over without much thought.

    Who knew that as soon as he put him in his arms, Jiang Qingyue hugged him fiercely and said, "That's great, I like you too!"

    Ren Shuhan didn't realize that he was being tricked, he saw him raise his head, approached his face, closed his eyes, looked shy and happy, and asked himself for a kiss.

    The crowd sighed for a while, Hu Yang was stunned, and his thoughts were finally turned into one word...

    "Grass..."

    Jiang Qingyue's cheeks became more and more red, and her tail wagged more and more cheerfully, Ren Shuhan couldn't laugh or cry, so he turned his head and kissed him lightly on the lips.

    Ren Shuhan could only try to suppress his emotions, he spent a lot of effort, and even the sea trembled when he clenched his fist.

    A circle of water ripples oscillated from the two of them, and the mermaids who were forced to watch them all saw it.

    "Fuck, why is there such a special effect? ​​Is the kiss of true love real?"

    "Isn't it a story about coaxing children?"

    "Isn't he? Can he breathe in water then?"

    "Don't move, my tailbone seems to be out of place..."

    "Clear-Clear!!"

    The background sounds included shocking voices, painful moans, and heart-piercing cries, but they did not affect Jiang Qingyue's good mood at all.

    The tip of his fish tail was still swaying, the whole person sank, and he pulled a little distance from Ren Shuhan, slowly opened his eyes and looked at Ren Shuhan, his eyes were full is to look forward to.

    Being stared at by his bright eyes, Ren Shuhan couldn't stand it anymore, he couldn't bear to tell him that the legend was just a legend, so he decided to take a breath. Wait for the performance.

    "Well," Ren Shuhan tried to say something, "It's useful."

    Is it really useful?

    Ren Shuhan: ?

    System? is it you?

    In addition to being invisible and flying, you actually have the messy function of talking and breathing in the water? ?

    System: "...Host, this is your own ability."

    It was finally Ren Shuhan's turn to be silent.

    He wanted to live a normal life, and he wanted to return to the Interstellar Alliance, so he had to read a lot of books, and he usually didn't turn on the system to remind him. As a result, it was only now that he knew that he could breathe in water.

    I felt like I was holding my breath all the time, stupid.

    "Hey..." Ren Shuhan sighed and touched Jiang Qingyue's cheek, thinking, you're stupid too, but you're cute.

    He handed the orb to Jiang Qingyue: "Take it, their parents are coming soon."

      Quick, Ren Shuhan didn't wait long.

    On the contrary, Hu Yang was more anxious.

    He saw this human being able to speak in the sea, and he was very frightened. As soon as the mermaids arrived, they shouted: "This human being is not normal! Breathe in!"

    Several big mermaids who came over covered their faces.

    "Yangyang, did you get beaten by him?"

    "You kid, it's time to grow up, how can you still believe in these things..."

     "How come there are so many people, and Hu Wang followed, to be beaten like this, the Jiang tribe is too deceiving, we will find a place for you!"

    Hu Yang and the bunch of mermaids who couldn't bear all wailed:

    "It's true!"

    "Be careful!"

    Of course the mermaids don’t believe it, they underestimate the enemy.

    But they usually hunt in groups, and now there is a group, so many Hu's mermen can even compete with giant octopuses in the sea, so although Hu's small sharks are worried, But I also feel that this time around, I'm pretty sure.

    "Come on together," Hu Yang said, "don't let him single out, Hu Wang suffers like this!"

    Unfortunately, in Ren Shuhan's eyes, there is no difference between them going up one by one or going up together, because the action is too slow.

    So many big mermaids besieging a human in the deep sea is basically a dead hand, so this time Ren Shuhan showed no mercy, a phantom passed by, and these mermaids were broken one by one After the tail was lifted, it was piled up into another hill, next to Hu Yang, which was no different from the little mermaids before.

    "That's it?" Ren Shuhan asked, "Are you still able to fight?"

    He doesn't think he's working hard at all?

    Looks like a joke==!

    The big mermaids are in a trance, and the little mermaids are speechless.

    Hu Yang was crushed for a long time, and he really vomited a mouthful of blood: "Grass|You|Are you **** human????"

    "Oh," Ren Shuhan was disappointed, took the orb from Jiang Qingyue's arms, turned and left, leaving a casual sentence, "You know nothing about human beings."

    Jiang Qingyue swam around Ren Shuhan to the shore, very happy.

    "...Did you forget that you lied to me?" Ren Shuhan reminded him.

    Jiang Qingyue dragged his arm and shook it, her cheeks blushed, she didn't dare to look at him, but she said something shameless: "We will be a family from now on, you won't Angry at me, eh."

    Ren Shuhan laughed and patted his **** like a child.

    Jiang Qingyue trembled, covered her hands behind her back, and looked at him accusingly: "I've grown up, and my mother is no longer like this!"

    "Don't tell your mother, good brother, don't tell them," Jiang Qingyue hurriedly begged for mercy, and blushed again, rubbed his cheek on his shoulder, and discussed in a very low voice, " That... we, kissing, kissing, let's not talk about it?"

    Ren Shuhan looked down at him, and was called very energetic by his "good brother".

    How come you weren't ashamed when you asked for a kiss in front of so many mermaids, and now you know you're ashamed?

    Jiang Qingyue couldn't wait for his answer, so she simply didn't play around, hugging his waist and falling to him.

    "Stop making trouble."

    Ren Shuhan took a few deep breaths, and after getting out of the water, he looked down at his watery black hair, looked at himself with sly and reliant eyes, there were still drops of water on his eyelashes, and his body was They were close to each other, and finally couldn't help it.

    "Baby," he held Jiang Qingyue's waist, put him on the shore, and leaned closer to tell him, "You are not called kissing at all."

    "Huh?"

    Jiang Qingyue widened her eyes and looked at him dissatisfiedly: "What is kissing then?"

    "I'll teach you."

    Ren Shuhan pressed his index finger on his slightly parted lips, went in and pressed his teeth, then sucked his lips forcefully, and stuck his tongue in to clumsily invade and declare sovereignty .

    Jiang Qingyue's eyes widened, and there was a "bang" in her head, her face was flushed to the tip of her ears, she didn't know where to put her hands, and she was soon kissed until her eyes were blurred, and her whole body became soft , the fish tail unconsciously rubbed on Ren Shuhan's calf.

    "Hmmm..."

    When he couldn't help making a trembling sound, Ren Shuhan let go of him, got up and walked to the entrance of the cave, moving a little embarrassedly, and wiped his lips with the back of his hand, as if he had just eaten Had a gourmet meal.

    Jiang Qingyue opened her eyes suspiciously, and there were tears in the corners of her eyes.

    His tail is gone.

    Zheng Zhilai told him before that before and after the fish tail will open a special cavity, revealing some human-like organs, most mermaids have it at the age of fifteen or sixteen, this is a transitional stage , followed by the fish tail will naturally become legs around the age of eighteen.

    But he matured relatively late. He passed his eighteenth birthday some time ago, and now he has directly changed his legs.

    "Put your clothes on."

    Ren Shuhan covered his face, took a simple nightgown from the system, and placed it by Jiang Qingyue's hand.

    This should be very easy to wear. When he was a child, after he bathed and wiped Jiang Qingyue, he also wore it for Jiang Qingyue, but it was just a towel, but it was worn by Xiao Jiang Qingyue to give a furry effect, very cute , but now he takes silk, which should have a different taste.

    But he waited for a long time with his back behind his back, and he didn't hear the sound of the cloth rubbing.

    "What's the matter?" Ren Shuhan asked worriedly, "Can't wear it?"

    He suddenly saw Jiang Qingyue lying on the stone with her upper body on her back, with one leg bent and the other raised very high, she shook Bai Nen's feet, and was stroking his own legs curiously .

    Ren Shuhan turned his head sharply.

    "Brother?" Jiang Qingyue saw him turn back, raised her chin and called to him, "Look at my legs!"

    Ren Shuhan: "...I see, put on your clothes."

    Jiang Qingyue was a little disappointed: "Isn't it good-looking?"

    Ren Shuhan's Adam's apple rolled up and down several times before he said, "It looks good, let's put it on."

    Jiang Qingyue sat up and dressed slowly: "It's beautiful, why don't you take a second look?"

    Ren Shuhan has a headache: "You forgive me, I forgive you today, but if you lie and take risks in the future, I will ignore you again."

    "Oh." Jiang Qingyue didn't have any unnecessary reaction, she had expected this in the end, she suddenly got up and jumped, took a big step towards Ren Shuhan, excitedly Say, "Aren't you shy—ah!"

    He couldn't walk yet and fell.

    Ren Shuhan quickly came to him, picked him up and hugged him, and tied a bow to the strap of the nightgown.

    Jiang Qingyue hugged his neck with ease, and asked sweetly, "What you poked at me just now is yours..."

    "Stop talking!" Ren Shuhan was not a few months older than him, and now his face is red, "You will know later."

    "I know now," Jiang Qingyue was proud and hesitant, "but why are our organs so different?"

    Ren Shuhan felt that he felt Hu Yang's collapse.

    Don't make me remember anymore, I can't calm down!

    "Baby, you spared me today, we still have a lot of things to do after we go back," Ren Shuhan tried to reason with him, "If you want to tell your parents what happened today, you should also inform People in the tribe, the two tribes need to negotiate a lot, and my parents should be looking for them tomorrow."

    "Oh, okay, um, do you want to be the patriarch of the two tribes," Jiang Qingyue nodded obediently, "Am I going to see my father-in-law too, husband?"

    Ren Shuhan felt that he was almost ripe.

    "Don't call so early... Forget it, don't put my waist between your legs."

    "Oh." Jiang Qingyue was used to wrapping him with her tail, so she released her legs and was carried back by his princess.