Doomsday: Gain experience by hunting

#355 - Tang Wen: I am so talented, why do I need a medicinal bath?!

“We’re on the way home, back to the Hundred Thousand Mountains! Meow~”

Amidst the whistling wind, a soft, tender voice of a cat spoke.

Tiger Twenty-one jumped onto Tang Wen’s lap, stretching lazily like a cat.

Tang Wen nodded, grabbed the back of its neck, and pulled it into his arms, stroking it casually.

The starry river hung upside down in the sky, and beneath them were yellow earthen mounds.

In just a few short days and nights, with the two white tigers taking turns, they had already traveled over ten thousand miles.

The weather was noticeably warmer, and on the ground of the barren hills, if one looked closely, the black death grass had already begun to sprout.

“How do you feel?” Xia Qingge turned her head, her hair gently brushing against Tang Wen’s face.

“You’ve been closing your eyes for almost ten days.” Tiger Twenty-one dodged left and right, trying to avoid being petted on the head, and then raised its two front paws, spreading out its ten cat toes to indicate that ten days had passed.

The pink paw pads made Tang Wen want to pinch them.

Behind them, Tiger Yun didn’t speak, but only held Tang Wen’s waist tighter.

“I feel great, just hungry.”

Tang Wen closed his eyes for a few seconds, and in his sea of consciousness, seventy-two pictographic characters shone like stars.

It could be said that the harvest was enormous!

Not a single bit of the divine tree seed’s energy was wasted.

“Then I’ll stop so you can eat something. It’s also time for a shift change.” Tiger Seven hinted at something.

“Meow~” Tiger Twenty-one opened its mouth wide and yawned: “Twenty-one is sleepy, meow!”

“It’s your turn!” Tiger Seven’s tone was unfriendly.

“What’s mine and yours? Seventh Sister, we have such a good relationship, isn’t it the same whether you fly or I fly? Look, you’re not good at shrinking, so even if I fly, wouldn’t you still have to follow behind? So, what’s the point of switching shifts?”

“Stop shirking.” Tiger Seven landed on the ground. Tiger Twenty-one chattered on and on, trying to avoid being a mount.

Tang Wen ignored the two white tigers’ conversation, stood on the ground, and stretched his muscles and bones properly. His bones cracked, and his whole body felt relaxed.

“What do you want to eat?”

Tiger Yun handed over an empty stone. Before setting off, they had packed a lot of delicious food from the restaurants in Gushan City. If used sparingly, it would be enough for one person to eat for more than ten years.

“So much?”

“Yes, my subordinates are all big eaters. This amount is only enough for two banquets.”

“Yun-jie, how many people are under you?”

“Combining the sixth and fifth ranks, plus the white tigers, about six hundred.”

“Uh, that’s indeed not enough.” Tang Wen was quite shocked.

“It’s okay, we’ll have them add more exotic beast meat later and just use these as dishes.”

Xia Qingge didn’t interrupt, and picked up a wine jar, gulping it down.

Tang Wen gnawed on a meat bone, eating too fast and choking, so he reached out and snatched Xia Qingge’s wine jar and “gulp, gulp, gulp”.

“Hmph!” Staring at his lips, Xia Qingge took out another jar of wine, moved two steps away, and started drinking.

If it weren’t for the wrong time, she should have snatched the wine from the brat’s mouth.

Under the red dress, her slender legs rubbed gently against each other, and she raised her hand to press her tight forehead: Let’s get to the White Tiger Tribe quickly, so I can sleep in the same room with the brat.

Getting on the road again, Tang Wen put his hand on Xia Qingge’s leg.

Slap!

It was slapped away.

Tang Wen was stunned?

“You can’t do anything real anyway, so be honest.”

After saying that, she stuffed the little cat Tiger Twenty-one, who was sleeping in her arms, between the two of them.

“Heh, woman!”

Tang Wen leaned back, preparing to experience Yun-jie’s towering softness.

Huh?

It was propped up by a hand.

Eh? Yun-jie, you too?

“You don’t dare to do anything real with me either, so be honest!”

“You!”

“What about me? Get down now!”

Tang Wen gritted his teeth: “Thirty years east of the river, thirty years west of the river, don’t bully a young man’s weak body.”

Xia Qingge was drinking and choked, coughing repeatedly.

Tiger Yun narrowed her eyes slightly, her willow eyebrows stood on end, and she forcibly cupped his face and faced him: “Thirty plus thirty, sixty years! Do you want to become a fifth rank after sixty years?! I’m telling you, six months, at most six months… um.”

Tang Wen blocked her mouth.

Xia Qingge, who was watching the show, turned her head and continued drinking.

“Yun-jie, how many ancient characters are there in total when your mental power cultivation secret method is cultivated to perfection?”

“One hundred and eight.” Tiger Yun added: “When the one hundred and ninth is outlined, it will be the fourth rank.”

After saying that, she felt a little melancholy.

Tang Wen leaned his back against her and breathed a sigh of relief: “Am I already a fourth rank?”

“Huh? Uh, that’s right, it’s just that your body can’t keep up.” After saying that, Tiger Yun pushed him forward listlessly.

The two women simultaneously thought of that amazing slash.

Tang Wen curled his lips: “Heh! Women!! Wait until next year, and I’ll let you know how powerful I am!”

“Next year, I estimate I’ll be touching the edge of the fourth rank.”

“Heh! I’ll let you know how powerful I am in three years!” Tang Wen gritted his teeth.

“Three years later, my fourth-rank realm will be stable!”

Tang Wen: “……”

Xia Qingge couldn’t hold back her laughter anymore and spat out the wine in her mouth: “That, I’m not laughing at you two, I just thought of something happy.”

Unexpectedly, Tiger Yun snorted coldly: “Qingge, what are you laughing at? You’re already a senior fifth rank in the blink of an eye. You absorbed the divine tree seeds you ate a few days ago very well. Soon, you’ll probably be a peak fifth rank. You have to restrain yourself now! Later, you’ll be stuck with me!”

Xia Qingge’s smile froze on her bright and elegant face.

Tiger Twenty-one suddenly opened its eyes, floated above the heads of the group, and meowed loudly: “Wait a minute! Wait a minute!”

“What’s wrong?”

“What did you discover?”

Tang Wen and the others quickly checked their surroundings, but there was nothing.

Tiger Twenty-one waved its pink paw pads and said with a serious face: “What are divine tree seeds? When did you eat them? Why didn’t you call me?!”

The three people and one tiger fell into an eerie silence.

Tang Wen yawned: “Sister Qing, I’m so sleepy, I’ll hug you and sleep for a while!”

“Yeah, yeah, I’m sleepy too, let’s sleep together, let’s sleep together.”

Tiger Yun glanced at Tiger Twenty-one with a guilty conscience: “By the way, we haven’t notified the clan about our quick return. I’ll notify them in a dream.”

“Hoo, hoo, hoo, hoo…”

The three people simultaneously closed their eyes and began to breathe evenly.

Tiger Twenty-one was stunned: “Do you have any shame?”

Tiger Seven felt something was wrong and also closed her eyes: “Hoo, hoo, hoo~”

Tiger Twenty-one directly exploded: “You can fall asleep while flying?!”

Tiger Seven: “Hoo, hoo, hoo, hoo——”

Tiger Twenty-one raised its small cat paws and hammered the three people and one tiger with a burst of pitter-patter, and the three people quickly buried their heads.

After it finished hammering.

Xia Qingge opened her eyes and elbowed Tang Wen: “Practice!”

“What?” Tang Wen frowned.

Xia Qingge: “I think you must start now, seizing every minute and every second, to temper your fist techniques!”

“That’s right, let’s begin!” Tiger Yun had an “it’s your duty” tone.

“Okay. I’ll practice the concealment technique first, and try to survive in the upcoming adventures, and then, you catch me a few fifth ranks, I’ll practice my fists every day, you know, practicing like that, I’ll be super fierce!”

Tiger Twenty-one chuckled: “Even if they’re all tied up for you, how can you not be fierce?”

Tang Wen stared at it: “I haven’t eaten cat meat yet!”

“Meow~” A fluffy tail slapped over.

One person and one cat started fighting in the limited space, and then they were suppressed together by Tiger Yun.

“Practice!”

Tiger Twenty-one was shocked all over, and in its gem cat eyes, there were tears: Pulling a partial frame, she’s pulling a partial frame!

This woman has been friends with me for so many years, we’ve rolled through life and death several times, and she’s pulling a partial frame!

They’re bullying the kitty, is there anyone in charge?!

Tang Wen pouted, he was unscathed, just being hugged from behind by Tiger Yun.

The concealment technique unfolded, covering a large area of ​​the world.

If someone saw it from a distance, they would definitely feel like they had seen a ghost.

Large patches of earthen mounds and starry sky, disappearing and reappearing with Tiger Seven’s high-speed movement…

Mountains.

Connecting to the sky and the earth, endless and boundless mountains.

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Having not slept all night, and constantly tempering the concealment technique, Tang Wen felt Tiger Seven climbing, and the temperature began to drop sharply.

Unknowingly, the scenery under their feet changed from barren hills to continuous mountains.

White fog spread out.

Tiger Seven instructed: “Be careful, we’re entering the mountains. There are still two or three days of travel ahead.”

“What? Still two or three days?” Tang Wen couldn’t sit still.

“Hehe, the Hundred Thousand Mountains, how can any mountain not take a few days to run through?” Tiger Twenty-one seized the opportunity to mock, but was scooped out of Xia Qingge’s arms by Tang Wen and violently stroked against its cat fur!

“You! Don’t suck, don’t suck!” Four cat paws kicked around.

“Hehehehehe, too late.”

Tiger Twenty-one gave up resisting, and despair appeared in its eyes: I’m not clean anymore.

“What’s ahead?” Xia Qingge put down the wine gourd.

Wings flapping rapidly, Tang Wen looked up and saw hundreds of black crows, rushing towards them.

Whoosh!

He released the concealment technique, and the crows felt the white tiger’s pressure close at hand, chirping and flapping their wings in a flurry, like headless flies.

“Seventh-rank black crows.”

“Just called black crows?”

Tang Wen’s eyes flickered, eager to try. Recently, he had only been pleasuring women, not controlling beasts. He almost forgot that he was still a beast control master.

“They also seem to be called jackdaws. It’s nice to catch a few in the summer and have them ice wine jars.”

Tang Wen was speechless. Xia Qingge glanced at them: “That’s indeed nice. Let’s catch a few when we leave.”

“Continue to conceal?”

Entering the Hundred Thousand Mountains, he couldn’t say what he felt, Tang Wen obviously felt much refreshed.

Even the fatigue of tempering the concealment technique all night had dissipated a little.

Tiger Twenty-one comfortably performed a cat stretch, and then took advantage of Tang Wen’s inattention to slip back into Xia Qingge’s arms.

Lying on the stinky man’s legs was not comfortable at all.

Sister Qing’s body smells better!

The little white mother cat comfortably arched its head.

“Let’s continue.” Tiger Seven’s tone carried a bit of solemnity: “There are many strong people in the Hundred Thousand Mountains, the three of you take turns keeping an eye on things.”

Tang Wen: “Okay.”

Tiger Seven rolled her eyes: “Besides you, the other three!”

Tang Wen: … If I didn’t see you flying so hard, I would have pinched your ears.

The mountain势 was getting higher and higher, and if Tiger Seven wanted to fly fast, she could only increase her altitude.

The White Tiger Tribe’s territory was extremely large, but the management was very loose.

Except for the mountain tops used for farming, breeding, and Chinese medicinal materials, which must have water sources and mines, the rest of the territory was basically not managed.

Either other small tribes attached to the White Tiger Tribe were living there, or wild exotic beasts that had wandered over from who knows where were living there.

The White Tiger Tribe generally turned a blind eye.

And the White Tiger Tribe did not live in a concentrated manner.

Their territory was a huge folding fan, the fan surface part was on the outer edge of the Hundred Thousand Mountains, and the fan handle part penetrated deep into the mountains.

Top experts like Tiger Yun, who were at the fifth rank, mostly concentrated in the fan handle part, attacking mountains and plundering land, and fighting with other races!

“How many people are there in our White Tiger Tribe?”

“Not many, including people and tigers, only a hundred thousand or so?”

“A hundred thousand or so is not many?” Tang Wen’s tone was a bit louder.

Tiger Yun said lightly: “Our territory is ten times larger than the actual control territory of Gushan City.”

“Uh, that’s indeed worthy of being called sparsely populated.”

The south wind blew, bringing gusts of floral fragrance.

Smelling the familiar fragrance, Tang Wen turned his head and looked down.

“Ahead is the peach forest, the Peach Mountain of the Vajra Giant Apes.”

Before the words were finished, the white tiger quickly swept across the sky, and the pink peach blossoms that stretched across the entire hillside flashed by.

On the top of the mountain, there were indeed several gray-white-haired giant apes sitting, each over ten meters tall!

“These monkeys even know how to plant peaches?”

“I don’t know.”

“Hmm?”

“The Vajra Giant Apes are a fighting race. Their vassal race, a species called Hominids, can simply make iron tools and are good at planting peaches and fruits.”

Tang Wen was very surprised: “Hominids? What do they look like? Is there anything called a Programmer?”

“Hominids are just a little shorter than ordinary people, their intelligence can be compared to ordinary sixth ranks, but their combat power is very weak. Many races raise them as tool apes.” After Tiger Yun explained, she thought for a while and then said: “What are the two characters you said for Programmer? I don’t seem to have heard of it. What do they look like, what are they good at? Have you seen them?”

What are programmers good at?

Overtime?

Building shit mountains?

Losing hair?

Tang Wen shook his head and stopped telling cold jokes that only he could understand: “I also saw it in a miscellaneous book.”

Tiger Yun didn’t say anything.

“Be careful, ahead is a Roc!”

Golden wings, like a moving golden cloud.

Tang Wen looked up and was quite shocked, like seeing the legendary Kunpeng: “What rank is this bird?”

“Just a senior fifth rank. It should have been raised by the Vajra Giant Apes to appear here.”

“How much millet would it have to eat in one meal?” Xia Qingge was indeed the leader of the camp. Seeing this size, she subconsciously estimated the amount of food it would need.

Tiger Twenty-one: “Two seventh-rank exotic beasts a day are basically enough. I raised one when I was a kid, but unfortunately it didn’t survive. It was too weak in combat, it was simply a living target.”

“It’s also not very smart, it just has a lot of strength and can push clouds. Our clan also has them, kept for doing rough work.”

“Push clouds?” Tang Wen caught the keyword.

“Yeah, you know thunderclouds, right? The ones that are raining. In the mountains, good fields are generally opened on the mountainside, which is not easy to water. So, we send these stupid birds to wander in the sky, and when they see raining clouds, they use their wings to control the wind and fan them over, so that the thunderclouds rain over the fields.”

Tang Wen smacked his lips: “What a direct way of irrigation.”

“Let’s catch one when we leave! Our camp needs one.” Xia Qingge looked back at the Roc, which had become the size of a swallow because of the distance.

"Alright, you pay close attention and see if there's anything good. We'll 'hao'... uh, I mean, take a copy of everything back with us."

"'Hao'... uh, okay!"

"You two are really something, treating this place like it's your home, you know!"

The three powerhouses of the White Tiger Tribe were rather speechless.

Tang Wen laughed and said, "Right, right, I just take whatever I want from home."

"..."

Xia Qingge took a sip of her wine and casually asked something she'd been wondering about for a long time: "Do you, I mean, does our tribe, not have any male experts?"

After a moment of silence, Hu Yun said, "We don't have a large population, but we have many Fifth Rank. It's because women can use a special medicinal bath to nourish their bodies when they're young, but men can't."

"Discrimination, this is discrimination! I'm so angry, trembling and cold. When will we men finally stand up?" Tang Wen felt that this phrase was perfectly appropriate here: "I want to try it!"

Hu Ershi chuckled: "Okay, okay, you're a little dog if you don't soak!"

Hu Yun sneered: "Soaking in it will shrink your yang."

Tang Wen tightened his legs: "With my talent, do I even need a medicinal bath?!"

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