Double Comparison: Poseidon Sasuke, Zen Ninja World Numb

Chapter 264 Jiraiya Collapsed, It Was All Fake!

Orochimaru: "Oh, this day has finally arrived, I have been looking forward to it for a long time.

Jiraiya: "...You're on horseback! Orochimaru, what's the mentality of you bastard?!"

All friends are gone!

Fortunately, I still regard you as my most important friend!

As a result, you actually expect to see my jokes?!

Uzumaki Kushina: “I heard the news about Tsunade-san’s pregnancy as soon as I got here. It’s so exciting!”

Namikaze Minato: "I don't know if Jiraiya-sensei over there can bear it..."

Orochimaru: "Haha, you have to have confidence in Jiraiya. Even if she knows about Tsunade's pregnancy, Jiraiya will definitely be able to survive."

Jiraiya:

I don't even have confidence in myself...

Originally, I was still looking forward to continuing to have a relationship with Tsunade.

As a result, I suddenly heard the news that Tsunade was pregnant!

Who can bear this?

【impossible!】

【Absolutely not possible!】

[ Jiraiya shook his head crazily, denying it repeatedly. 】

[These young girls just like to pass on these nonsense Eight Trigrams!]

[How dare you spread such outrageous rumors that Tsunade is pregnant!]

[He won’t believe a word of it anyway!]

【How is that possible!】

【Tsunade is pregnant... Ha, it's impossible!】

【He is one of Tsunade's best friends!】

[He didn’t even hear the news at all. 】

【This kind of thing is absolutely false! 】

【"Yeah...………"】

[Jiraiya nodded repeatedly, convinced in his heart: "How could such a outrageous thing happen... Isn't it inexplicable? How could Tsunade suddenly become pregnant!"]

【This is illogical!】

【If Tsunade is pregnant, it means that Tsunade must be with some man first. 】

【Where is such a person?!】

[He has never heard that Tsunade had any close contact with any man. 】

【and......】

【If Tsunade is really with someone and plans to have a baby. 】

[Tsunade would not hide this kind of thing from himself and Orochimaru, two friends who grew up with Tsunade. 】

[Yes, that’s right, that’s it!”]

【 Jiraiya quickly convinced himself mentally. 】

【The fact that Tsunade is pregnant... must be a rumor!】

【Ah....……】

[It seems that there is no need to eavesdrop on the chat between the two little girls. 】

[It’s nothing more than some outrageous Eight Trigrams spread among women. 】

【Think so. 】

【 Jiraiya was about to get up and leave. 】

【However. 】

[The body is firmly pressed against the corner of the wall. 】

[Listen carefully. 】

【I want to see what other outrageous Eight Trigrams you can make up!】

[These little girls at Konoha Hospital should be taken care of!]

[How dare you even spread rumors about Dean Tsunade!]

【Hmm...listen carefully and then discuss it with Tsunade. 】

[We can’t let these little girls ruin Tsunade’s reputation!]

【the other side. 】

[Two female staff members whisper. 】

【Keep coming to Jiraiya’s ears. 】

["Is it true or false? This news... is it true?"]

["Eighty percent of the time that's the case!"]

["This news is so shocking!" 1

["If I'm not sure at all, I wouldn't dare spread such news about Tsunade-sama."]

["That's right... Tsunade-sama is actually pregnant, hiss! Did Tsunade-sama stop working because of this?"]

["This kind of thing will be known in a few months."]

["Indeed, if Tsunade-sama returns to work after about ten months, then Ishizui will have given birth!"]

【at the corner. 】

[ Jiraiya curled his lips slightly. 】

[These two eighth-grandmothers. 】

【It looks like the real thing!】

【He almost believed it!】

【Tsunade has not been working at Konoha Hospital during this time, he must be busy with other things. 】

【How could she be pregnant and give birth to a baby?】

[Eight Trigrams’ chatter continues. 】

["But why did Tsunade-sama hide the news about something like this? He actually stopped working without any explanation."]

["Haha, I guess it must have something to do with the child's father!"]

["If you say so...the rumor about Tsunade-sama that was circulated before is also true?!"

【"That must be the case!"】

["I see...I think I can understand why Tsunade-sama concealed the news."]

["Maybe I feel embarrassed. After all, there is a big age gap between Tsunade-sama and Hokage-sama, and Hokage-sama is so... philandering!"]

["What's the point! The only person in the Ninja world who is worthy of Tsunade-sama is Hokage-sama."]

【Hokage?】

【who?】

【Uchiha Sasuke?】

【What the hell?!】

[ Jiraiya frowns. 】

[Why are the rumors still involving him? 】

【It’s getting more and more outrageous!】

[From what those two little girls said, it seemed like Tsunade and Uchiha Sasuke were together, and it seemed like Tsunade was pregnant with Uchiha Sasuke’s child!]

【so funny!】

【how could it be possible!】

[Even if they say the man is Orochimaru, Jiraiya will be more convinced. 】

【And that guy Uchiha Sasuke...】

[Let’s not talk about that guy’s age! 】

[Let’s just talk about how carefree that guy Uchiha Sasuke is! 】

[Although no one dares to say anything about this kind of thing in public, in private, everyone in Konoha who is well-informed knows it. 】

【Uchiha Sasuke, the Fifth Hokage, has been dating several girlfriends at the same time since his ninja school days!】

[In the past few years after becoming the Hokage, I have not let go of the outstanding female ninjas from all the major ninja villages in the ninja world!]

【Such people!】

【How could Tsunade fall in love with him?!】

[With Tsunade’s proud personality, how could he possibly lower himself to allow Uchiha Sasuke’s harem?!]

【impossible!】

[The conversation continues. 】

["However, if it is Lord Hokage, then many things will make sense."]

["Indeed, I don't know when Tsunade-sama and Hokage-sama started."]

["I remember, someone knocked on the door at Tsunade-sama's office some time ago, but there was no response. However, Tsunade-sama still came out of the office afterwards!"]

【"Eh~"】

["Also, I once saw Tsunade-sama changing clothes when entering and exiting the office!"]

["Is there such a thing?! Tsk, what a fun way to play."]

["After all, Tsunade-sama's place is so big, it should be very attractive to Hokage-sama."]

["Oh, all men are like this! I didn't expect that even Hokage-sama is no exception!"]

["By the way! I heard someone say before that when Tsunade-sama came to work here in the morning, he didn't seem to come from the direction of Tsunade-sama's house, but..."]

【"Come from the direction of Hokage-sama's house?"】

【"That's right!"】

["I see, it looks like Tsunade-sama has already moved into Hokage-sama's house."]

["What's the point in hiding it even though we're already living together?"]

["I guess I won't be able to keep it secret for long... When Tsunade-sama's child is born, is it possible that Tsunade-sama can still ignore his own child?"]

["Tsk, tsk, when the time comes, Tsunade-sama will introduce it to others and say that this child's name is Uchiha so-and-so..."]

["Haha! I'm just saying, sooner or later I won't be able to hide it 1

【the other side. 】

[The expression on Jiraiya's face changes wildly. 】

【this......】

[Those two little girls, why are they talking more and more detailedly? 】

【Tsunade...could she still be doing something with Uchiha Sasuke in her office?】

【Office play......Is Tsunade that bold?】

【No, that’s not right!】

[ Jiraiya shakes his head quickly. 】

【My own thinking has been distorted! 】

[This is just the random thinking of those two little girls!]

【Tsunade, she probably just took a rest in her office. 】

[As for changing clothes...it must be because of some kind of surgery or experiment!]

[Isn’t it normal to change clothes after an operation or experiment? 】

【Those two little girls too!】

[They all have crazy thoughts about this kind of thing!]

[As for Tsunade coming to Konoha Hospital, he seems to have come from the direction of Uchiha Sasuke’s house.

【What does this mean?】

[Perhaps Tsunade went there to buy something in the morning before coming to work at Konoha Hospital. 】

【Isn’t this normal!】

Orochimaru: "Tsk, tsk, tsk, Jiraiya, you are really hopeless."

axt:"......"

Uzumaki Kushina: "Well, you can never hope to wake up someone who is pretending to be asleep."

Jiraiya: "...What do you mean I'm pretending to sleep?! This is obviously because Tsunade is with Sasuke Kim and is even pregnant and planning to have a baby. This kind of thing is too outrageous. I don't believe it, either. it's common!"

Orochimaru: "You're just deceiving yourself and others, what else can you explain!"

Uzumaki Kushina: "Well, I think, even if Mr. Jiraiya, you saw Tsunade sister and Jin Sasuke staying alone in the lounge for several hours, they changed clothes when they came out, covered in sweat, blushing, and their voices were hoarse. There are strawberry marks on their necks, and their legs are weak when they walk. You might also think that they have gone to practice some special ninjutsu."

Jiraiya: "...impossible!"

How could he be so stupid!

Tsunade: "Kushina...you don't need to describe it in such detail..."

This made her unable to help but have some thoughts...

[The low-pitched exchange between the two female staff members continues. 】

【the other side. 】

[ Jiraiya shook his head as he listened. 】

【so funny!】

【It’s so outrageous!】

【These little girls are really good at making things up!】

[Every so-called evidence has its own nose and eyes!]

【"Jiraiya-sama?"】

[A familiar voice suddenly came from behind. 】

["!")

[Jiraiya was startled, turned around, and then breathed a sigh of relief: "It's Shizune, you scared me."]

【Shizune frowned and said with a look of disgust:】

["Jiraiya-sama, you are not...peeping at something, are you?"]

【This is Konoha Hospital!】

[It’s not a hot spring or a women’s bath! 】

【Jiraiya-sama wouldn’t peek into a place like this?!】

【

"What are you thinking about!"]

[ Jiraiya couldn't help but shook his head. 】

[Turns his head and looks at the other side of the corner. 】

[The two little girls who were talking about Tsunade just now are no longer here. 】

【"Shizune, I discovered something very important, about Tsunade!"】

[Jiraiya said very seriously: "I just heard that two of your staff members were privately spreading some rumors about Tsunade's disappearance! Shizune, I must remind Tsunade about this!"]

【".."】

【Shizune hesitated to speak for a while. 】

[Rumors spread here at Konoha Hospital. 】

[She has heard a lot of this too

[Furthermore, Tsunade-sama actually knows about this, but he just can’t control it...]

【because....……】

[That is actually not a rumor...]

【"Shizune, you have to get serious!"】

[Jiraiya said seriously: "We can't let those little girls make up Tsunade's Eight Trigrams and ruin Tsunade's reputation!"]

【"Jiraiya-sama, I...】

【 Shizune was confused for a while, but didn't know what to say better. 】

【Do you want to tell Jiraiya-sama the truth?】

[This may be a bit cruel to Jiraiya-sama...

[Besides, Tsunade-sama probably doesn’t want her to tell anyone. 】

【......Jiraiya-sama, please don't worry about this. ”]

[ Shizune struggled for a long time and said helplessly. 】

【"What do you mean by that?"】

[Jiraiya frowned: "I am Tsunade's friend. Now someone is making rumors about Tsunade. As a friend, shouldn't I remind you?"]

【"......"】

【Shizune was speechless for a while. 】

["Shizune, you don't know how outrageous what those two little girls said!"]

[Jiraiya shook his head for a while: "You actually made up rumors that Tsunade and Uchiha Sasuke were together." He even said that Nasuke was pregnant with a child made by Uchiha. It's just too much! It's such nonsense! Tsunade must take care of it. That’s it!”]

【"]

…........

[Shizune's face turned red, and he said helplessly: "Anyway, Master Jiraiya, don't worry about this, just leave it to me. I will report it to Master Tsunade."]

【"...Alright."】

[ Jiraiya nodded, and suddenly remembered something: "Oh, by the way, Shizune, what has Tsunade been doing recently? She doesn't seem to be working at Konoha Hospital. I want to get together with her and Orochimaru today." ”]

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[Shizune opened his mouth, but didn't know what to say: "Jiraiya-sama... Tsunade-sama, this may not be convenient recently..."]

["What on earth is she doing?"]

[Jiraiya was confused: "Did Uchiha Sasuke arrange some secret mission for her?"]

(The one who paid)【"Jiraiya-sama, just ask it."】

[Shizune clasped his hands together and bowed slightly: "I am doing this for your own good."]

【"......")

[Jiraiya’s face froze: “You, what do you mean?”]

【What does it mean to be good for him? 】

【Tsunade......】

[Could it be that if he knew what Tsunade was doing recently, wouldn't it be a good thing for him? 】

【Sudden!】