Double Comparison: Poseidon Sasuke, Zen Ninja World Numb

【"I!"】

【 Jiraiya's face turned red from suppressing his emotions. 】

[What do you mean by an old gangster who is always peeping!]

【This bastard Orochimaru~can he talk?】

【My...that's just taking materials for art-!】

【"Not to mention Tsunade's arrogant character-."】

[Orochimaru shook his head and said: "Even if she is just an ordinary woman, would she be able to accept your habit of peeping around?"]

【......But!"】

[Jiraiya couldn't help but retort: ​​"Uchiha Sasuke, can he be any better than me? How many women does he have now!"]

[And he’s been this bad since he was a kid! 】

【There are already so many people in his family!】

[Why is it that with Tsunade’s character, he can still accept people like Uchiha Sasuke! 】

["Is it the same as you? Jiraiya, the show is putting a premium on itself."]

[ Orochimaru said with some disgust. 】

【..........Why is it different?!"】

【Jiraiya is completely unconvinced!】

【Why!】

【I draw my own materials for art, if this Tsunade can't accept it. 】

【Then why can she accept so many women from Uchiha Sasuke!】

["Tsk, tsk, such a simple thing, Jiraiya, you can understand it if you think about it from the perspective of a bystander."]

[ Orochimaru shook his head and said: "Master Sasuke, there are many women in his family. What will others say about this? Isn't this a normal thing in the ninja world? Isn't that the case with nobles and daimyo?" 】

["And Jiraiya, you...what do you think most people would think of your behavior of peeping around? Most women would think this is pervert!"]

[This habit of Jiraiya...]

【Don’t tell me Tsunade will feel sick!】

【Orochimaru himself feels disgusted!】

[What’s the point of peeping!]

【Jiraiya, it’s not like you don’t have money, even if you spend some money?! It won’t cost much!】

["I, I...pervert?!"]

[ Jiraiya's expression twisted. 】

[Is this what Orochimaru thinks of him...]

["Jiraiya, even if you are a third wife and four concubines, you will give others a much better impression than a voyeur."]

[ Orochimaru said with a sigh. 】

[Three wives and four concubines, the most people can say is a scumbag!]

【And peeping...】

【Whether it’s a man or a woman, who would like this kind of person!】

[No one wants to see themselves or their wives being spied on by an old gangster in a place like a hot spring or bathhouse! 】

in the chat room.

Jiraiya: "I..."

Is the impression he gave others through peeping actually worse than that of three wives and four concubines...

Namikaze Minato: "Teacher Jiraiya, this habit of yours...is really not good..."

He, a disciple of Jiraiya, can't stand it...

Uzumaki Kushina: "That's right! Mr. Jiraiya, you are obviously very old, but you still like to peek, you are so immoral!"

Tsunade: "This old pervert will be like this for the rest of his life!"

Beiruhu: "By the way, Jiraiya, how did you develop such a habit? With your strength and at least not ugly appearance, even if you can't catch Tsunade, you shouldn't need to peep if you want a woman. Bar?"

and..……

What's the use of peeping?

I can't vent either...

Even after the peeping, the pressure became even heavier...

Orochimaru: "As for peeping... I guess Jiraiya is mainly pursuing that kind of psychological stimulation, right?"

Hatake Kakashi: "Is it psychologically exciting? Hiding in the dark and peeking, you may be discovered at any time, but you don't want to retreat. I hope to see more exciting pictures as much as possible before being discovered..."

.......It seems quite exciting!

Uzumaki Kushina: “Kakashi, please stop watching Kissing Heaven.

Terumi Mei: “What a pervert!”

Temari: "Disgusting!"

Hatake Kakashi: "...

He just thought about it, but obviously didn't do anything...

Orochimaru: "I probably understand what Jiraiya is thinking... He wanted to pursue Tsunade but couldn't, he went out to prostitute but couldn't come for real, and he had to protect himself for Tsunade. As a result... he was so stressed. If you don't vent, it might lead to some mental perversion, right?"

*t:"???"

Riding on a horse!

What the hell!

What the hell is that bastard Orochimaru talking about!

Who is pervert?!

Hatake Kakashi: "Is that so... It seems to make sense.

Ebisu: "Is this really true... I was wondering why Jiraiya-sama's intimate paradise is so exciting. It turns out that Jiraiya-sama wrote all his own fantasies into it.

Orochimaru: "Jiraiya had no way to vent his physical pressure, so this pressure gradually transferred to the mental level... Then, he chose to use voyeurism to obtain mental stimulation."

Jiraiya: "Shut up Orochimaru you bastard! It's not like what you said!"

Tsunade: "Tsk, Jiraiya, are you in a hurry?"

Orochimaru: "That's not what I said, so what could be the reason? Is it because you are naturally pervert, Jiraiya, so you like to peek?"

axt:"......'

+!

What the hell!

Why did I become a natural pervert again?

This can’t be explained!

On the gold-framed screen, continue playing.

【"I, I, I..."】

[Jiraiya's expression changed, and he made up his mind: "I will definitely change in the future, and I will never peep again!"]

【"......Ah."】

[Orochimaru shook his head and said noncommittally: "I hope so."]

【Jiraiya guy...】

【Can he really change? 】

[It’s been like this for decades. 】

[How can this kind of habit be broken at once? 】

[I guess...it's still a dog that can't change its habit of eating shit. 】

【"but……………"】

[ Orochimaru then said: "It's useless for you to change it now. After all, everything has happened. Tsunade is already pregnant. It's too late for you to change it now." 1

【...."】

[ Jiraiya felt discouraged. 】

【Oh shit!】

【What else should I change?】

【Tsunade has become someone else’s!】

[Even if he could really change it, he wouldn't be able to change anything...

["I...I still don't understand."]

[Jiraiya looked confused: "With Tsunade's character, there are so many women in Uchiha Sasuke's family, how could she accept Tsunade?"]

【This is wrong!】

[With Tsunade’s arrogant temperament, how could he fill Uchiha Sasuke’s harem?]

【"This is indeed not easy."】

[Orochimaru also nodded in agreement: "Sasuke-sama also spent several years to get Tsunade."]

【Compared to Sasuke-sama’s other women now. 】

【Tsunade, can be said to be the most difficult one to get. 】

【........Of course, that may not be entirely true. ”]

[Orochimaru thought for a while and said: "If Sasuke-sama is single, and there is not such a big age gap between him and Tsunade, it shouldn't take too much effort to get Tsunade."]

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[ Jiraiya's expression changed. 】

【How can it be!】

【Tsunade, how could it be so easy to handle?!】

【"By the way, because of snake tongue!"】

[Jiraiya looked angry: "I almost ignored you just now! Orochimaru, you bastard, you already knew that Uchiha Sasuke was going to attack Tsunade, but you didn't tell me at all?!"]

[It’s a shame that I still regard you as my most important friend!]

【You don’t even tell yourself such a big thing!】

[That bastard Orochimaru, he clearly knows his thoughts about Tsunade best!]

["What's the use of telling you?"]

[Orochimaru pouted: "Do you think, even if you knew in advance, you would have the opportunity to make any changes?"]

【"Why is it impossible!"】

[Jiraiya retorted: "By the way, in the past two years, Uchiha Sasuke has also assigned me that task, asking me to teach Anbu to adapt to and utilize natural energy, and to exert the power of your Immortal Curse Seal!"]

["Damn it! It seems like he must be trying to push me away so that he can attack Gang Min!"]

【It must be like this!】

[Damn it, I was actually calculated!]

【

[Orochimaru was speechless for a while: "Jiraiya, are you too confident in yourself?"]

【This guy thinks too highly of himself...】

[He was also specially given to support...]

【This guy Jiraiya is quite clever!】

["Is there something wrong with what I said?!"]

[Jiraiya said unconvinced: "Uchiha Sasuke must be thinking so!"]

【"ah!"】

[ Orochimaru sneered and said mockingly: "Jiraiya, if I were Sasuke-sama, I would not arrange work for you in the past few years, so that you would have more opportunities to mess around in front of Tsunade.

!"]

["In this way, with you as a comparison, it might be easier to conquer Tsunade!"]

【opposite. 】

【 Jiraiya's face turned red from suppressing his emotions. 】

...Please give me flowers...

【Horse riding!】

【Orochimaru, you bastard, what do you mean!】

【I am actually the only person to be used for comparison?!】

【"Jiraiya, calm down and think about it yourself."】

[Orochimaru said disdainfully: "Comparing you with Sasuke-sama, from Tsunade's perspective, do you have any advantage?"]

【"I, why didn't I..."

[ Jiraiya frowned and started thinking. 】

【Advantage.....…】

[Compared to Uchiha Sasuke, what advantages does he have in conquering Tsunade? 】

【Looks like?】

【That bastard Uchiha Sasuke is indeed pretty good-looking and a little stronger than me. 】

[In terms of strength...that guy seems to be slightly stronger than me...]

[And that guy is Hokage...]

["I...I grew up with Tsunade!"]

[Jiraiya struggled for a long time and said: "Besides, I also need to know more about Natsunade than Uchiha Sasuke, who needs to know Tsunade better!"]

【"Ah......"】

[Orochimaru shook his head for a while, with pity in his voice: "So, Jiraiya, you actually have such an advantage?"]

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【 Jiraiya feels like he is almost dying of suffocation. 】

["You said you and Tsunade grew up together. What kind of advantage is this?"]

[Orochimaru looked at Jiraiya with pity: "Doesn't this mean that you haven't been able to catch Tsunade for so many years, so your hope of catching Tsunade is actually smaller now, doesn't it?"

["......

1

【 Jiraiya was stunned. 】

【Damn, it seems so!】

["Also, I grew up with Tsunade... Ha!"]

[Orochimaru shook his head and took a sip of wine: "If this is an advantage, then I also grew up with Tsunade."]

【"you......"】

[ Jiraiya's expression is slightly distorted. 】

【This guy Orochimaru can’t be counted...】

[He is not interested in women at all. 】

[But... there is indeed some truth in saying this...]

[This so-called advantage of mine is actually incomparable to Orochimaru...]

["...Then, at least I know Tsunade better than Uchiha Sasuke?"]

[Jiraiya retorted unwillingly: "Isn't this at least an advantage?"]

【"This is true."】

[ Orochimaru nodded and agreed: "However, this advantage is not just yours. If Sasuke-sama wants to understand Tsunade's character traits, Jiraiya, "I

I know Tsunade no less than you do. ”]

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[Jiraiya was startled, and then his expression changed instantly: "Orochimaru, you...what do you mean?!"]

【Horse riding!】

[Co-author Orochimaru, this bastard is not only hiding this from himself!]

【He's still helping that guy Uchiha Sasuke conquer Tsunade, right?!】

["Just like you imagined."]

[ Orochimaru nodded and said. 】

["+!"]

[Jiraiya's mentality collapsed: "You, you are really my good friend!"]

【Oh shit!】

【Let’s make friends! 】

【No more love!】

[Jiraiya originally thought that finding out that Tsunade and Uchiha Sasuke were together today, and even pregnant, would be heartbreaking enough! 】

[Unexpectedly, Orochimaru actually stabbed him again!]

【I like Tsunade and want to pursue Tsunade!】

【Orochimaru knows all this!】

[However, not only did this guy not come to help me, he also went to help that guy Uchiha Sasuke! 】

[He even kept it secret from himself! 】

[Even now Tsunade is pregnant, Orochimaru still hasn’t told him anything!]

[It wasn’t until I accidentally discovered the truth today that Orochimaru, the bastard, admitted it! 】

【......No, Orochimaru, fight with me later!"】

[ Jiraiya took a sip of wine and said in a sour mood: "You bastard! This is a major event that involves my life's happiness, and you betrayed me! Are you worthy of me?

!"]

["That's what I say, but I don't think you can do it, Jiraiya."]

[ Orochimaru smiled lightly and said: "Moreover, this also involves Tsunade's lifelong happiness. I think there is no chance between you and Tsunade, Jiraiya, and Tsunade and Lord Sasuke

Together, the future should be better. ”]

["Look, isn't this the result now? Tsunade should be very satisfied with her current life."]

[""....."

【 Jiraiya was stunned. 】

【this......】

[Why does it sound a little bit reasonable? 4].