Douluo Dalu: Legend Of Xiao Yan

Heyo! I just got back. The trip was moved to today and basically after enjoying myself I wrote these two chapters under two hours while being drunk and exhausted. The reason why I didn't write and update yesterday was because I was playing Mobile Legends: Bang Bang Rank and I got pissed because the random teammates I got during match up was both idiots and prideful assholes who thinks that they would bring the win for the team when instead they're feeders and noobs.

... I'm rambling too much. Enjoy the chapters!

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Unfortunately or fortunately. The little Moose spirit beast woke up groggily in a somewhat cute manner.

The parent Moose noticed it's offspring and in that split moment of distraction, Xiao Yan, willing all of his remaining bravery and courage to turn around and run like hell.

But just as he took three steps to retreat, he felt a great deal of pain coming from his back and blasted off crashing towards a tree. Whatever had attacked him made him coughed blood and if he could x-ray his body he would see that he had a broken rib and his spine had cracked a little.

Thankfully underneath his cloak was a green body armor made out of a hundred year old Deep Black Turtle spirit beast that he bought with what money he had when he was looking around for defensive clothing. Which negated most of the unexpected attack and had saved his life.

'Ugh, if I live I won't ever eat turtle meat in my entire life and even the next.' Xiao Yan thought as pain unlike any other he had ever felt in his lives was coursing throughout his nerves.

'Another remainder, buy the most expensive and state of the art defensive equipment.'

"Oh dear Mama Mary!! That hurt!" Xiao Yan forced himself to rise up, even if his body screamed for him to lie down, he turned to look at... well, f.u.c.k.

Standing just several feet away from him was the hundred year old Moose looking like an angry bull ready to crashed into him once more, which it really is. And behind the bloody thing was it's parent looking both amused and proud at the state of the human and it's offspring's action respectively.

The youngling seem to want another round as it reared its hooves and ready it's antlers pointed at Xiao Yan.

Xiao Yan has two options. One, go and kill the young Moose and the a.d.u.l.t Moose in an epic battle of the century or, second option, self-preservation.

"Nope." He instantly attached himself at the tree he crashed at and climbed eagerly to the top like a monkey.

The young noticed his actions and immediately rammed it's antlers to the tree making shake like crazy. Xiao Yan plopped down on the highest tree branch as he watched the young Moose shake it's head around in a daze which makes sense with how it rammed itself at a big tree at the size of a pillar similar to the pillars made from Greece in his old world and dear gods is this world brimming in life. He turned towards the older Moose which it stayed still but continued to looked at him with sharp and intense gaze.

Xiao Yan's eyes narrowed, blood dripping down his lips, he wiped it away and crossed his legs.

'Well, f.u.c.k.'

<Present Time>

Xiao Yan had stayed in a crossed legged position for an entire hour, continuing to think of plans on how to get away though he already did but he had a small setback.

*Drip* *Drip* *Drip*

Half an hour ago, he took off his cloak, upper body clothes and equipment to find out that the injury on his back was a bit much than he had expected.

Cuts and severe bruises covered his entire back staining in a dark red color.

'If I don't covered this up it'll get infected.' Opening his right hand palm Xiao Yan focused his spirit power and send some to the black storage(lantern) ring and a roll of bandage appeared on his palm.

He unrolled it and wrapped himself up like a f.u.c.k.i.n.g video game character around his back for about five minutes.

'You best be f.u.c.k.i.n.g grateful beasts. If I weren't afraid that the hundred thousand year old spirit beast would go after my a.s.s, I would have already bomb this entire land like it was f.u.c.k.i.n.g pearl harbor.' He thought in anger as he finished wrapping the bandage around his body. Xiao Yan panted several breaths as he concentrated on himself to circulate the Mysterious Heaven Skill to recover from his injuries.

Night came and the young spirit beast finally gave up and turned back to it's resting place. The older spirit beast had already rested down when it's offspring came besides it but had kept it's senses, mostly it's hearing, up and look out in guard for the human that had gone still on top of the tree.

Xiao Yan had been using his internal Qi to recover from his back injuries for the last several hours and even then, it only healed most of the injuries on his back. 'Huh, I almost feel like a certain wolverine but with 0.01% of his regeneration ability.'

'Shit this hurts and having my muscles, bones and tendons stitching themselves up is not pleasant. Whoever said regenerative healing isn't painful is a m.a.s.o.c.h.i.s.t!' Xiao Yan thought with gritted teeth.

Letting out a breath, small black and red blobs seem to come out, Xiao Yan opened his eyes that seemed to shine in the dark.

'This pain... You'll regret messing with me. I can't kill you, but that doesn't mean I can't make you cry till you beg.' A cruel smile appeared on his mouth.