Douluo: Give Ah Yin Farmyard Fertilizer First
Chapter 5: Farm fat face
Infant?
Tang San nodded, didn't doubt anything...The content on that piece of paper should be some kind of cultivation technique, right? It seems that Duan Yun's parents are not ordinary people!
Tang San didn't ask any more about the eighteenth pose of Awei, he himself was full of secrets, he asked Duan Yun, if Duan Yun asked him in turn, how would he answer?
At this time, Duan Yun was still wondering whether to dig A Yin. As for the poisonous dragon whip method as the Awei eighteenth type, there was no pressure on him.
"98%, it's almost impossible to achieve... digging? Or not?"
"Actually, digging out is also a good thing for Ah Yin, photosynthesis, Tang Da Hammer certainly doesn't understand this."
At this moment, with a bang, the waterfall's water curtain was knocked open, and a tall figure rushed in angrily.
Here comes... it turned out to be Tang Hao?
Seeing the farmyard manure around A Yin's branches, Tang Hao's eyes reddened.
"Tang San, Duan Yun...good deeds of you two bastards!"
Tang Hao stretched out his big hand, grabbed Tang San's arm, and pressed Tang San directly on his thigh.
Then, regardless of the three seven twenty one, he slapped his hand and patted Tang San's ass.
Bang!
Snapped!
Tang Hao scolded, "Let you be naughty, I will kill you bastard!"
Tang San: "Ah!"
Not far away, Duan Yun's face turned white, and he stepped back subconsciously...I wiped it, why did this stinky drunkard come?
It's over, I put farmyard fertilizer on his wife, and I urged Tang San to wipe his **** with leaves. Here I was still thinking about digging out his wife... It's dead, it's dead!
"Uncle Tang Hao, Grandpa Jack told me to go home for dinner, I'm leaving now!"
With that said, Duan Yun moved towards the entrance of Shuiliandong against the wall.
"Humph!"
Tang Hao let out a cold snort, and went straight toward Duan Yun to oppress him.
I rub!
Duan Yun was taken aback, he felt his head buzzing, and he almost sat on the ground without a butt.
"I'll clean up with you later!"
Tang Hao glared at Duan Yun fiercely, then continued to slap Tang San.
Bang!
"Dad, don't fight...oooh, it hurts!"
"If you don't repair a tree, you won't have quality. You must remember it today!"
"Don't I just climb a water curtain hole? What's wrong with this? Ue and urinate anywhere?"
"Dare to talk back?"
Bang!
In the distance, Duan Yun leaned his back against the wall, his buttocks clamped tightly, and his heart panicked.
It's over, when he finishes fighting Tang San, he will definitely fight me together.
My little butt... Tang Hao's fingers are so thick, I can't help it.
Duan Yun looked towards A Yin, and saw that A Yin's branches and leaves swayed slightly, as if he was distressing Tang San, but he didn't mean to stop Tang Hao.
Obviously...A Yin also intends to let Tang Hao take care of his son.
Duan Yun moved in his heart, and hurriedly shouted: "Little San, sing, sing Xiaobaicai!"
At this moment, Tang San's **** was already swollen, and tears burst into his eyes, even if he had an adult soul? The six-year-old body hurts!
Hearing Duan Yun's words, Tang San's eyes lit up, and then he wailed: "Oh! Little cabbage, Ye'erhuang, five or six years old, no mother, just follow your father, so you can have a baby... ....!"
Tang Hao's raised hand trembled slightly, and he stopped in the air for a long time without falling.
Tang San was overjoyed, thinking that this song worked...Sure enough, Dad still felt sorry for me.
"Little cabbage, Ye'erhuang, five or six years old...!"
"I will let you little cabbage, I will let you little cabbage, I will kill you!"
Bang!
Snapped!
Tang San was dumbfounded.
Duan Yun was also dumbfounded.
I rub? Doesn't work?
Could it be that the emotional investment was not enough and could not resonate with Tang Hao? Duan Yun swallowed.
Papa...After a few more slaps, Tang Hao threw Tang San aside, then stretched out his hand and grabbed it towards Duan Yun.
Tang San heaved a sigh of relief. He slumped on the ground and didn't dare to speak anymore, let alone persuade Tang Hao...In short, Tang San can't wait for Tang Hao to forget him. It's best to stare at Duan Yun alone. Just hit it.
The dead dao friend does not die the poor dao.
"Tang San, help!"
Duan Yun panicked, and quickly retreated to the side.
"No one can save you, I will take care of you for Village Chief Jack!"
Tang Hao grabbed Duan Yun by the collar and started to punch him.
Damn it!
Duan Yun's eyes condensed, and a powerful aura instantly rose to the sky...forcing me to use a killer, right?
OK, take it!
"Only mothers are good in the world. A child with a mother is like a treasure, throwing into the arms of her mother, happiness is indispensable!"
"It's the most distressing without a mother. A child without a mother is like a grass. If you leave the arms of your mother, where can you find happiness!"
Duan Yun said with a cry: "There is only a mother in the world, and children with a mother don't know...Tang San, what are you doing stupidly, sing with me, one, two, three, sing!"
Tang San was paralyzed on the ground. Hearing these lyrics, he was instantly taken into it.
Before crossing, he was still in his infancy and was discarded by his parents. Tang Lan, the elder of the Tang Sect, took him back to the Tang Sect and gave him the surname "Tang" because he was ranked third among the disciples of the Outer Sect. With the name Tang San.
In this life, he was reborn in the Douluo Continent. Although he had a father, he had never seen his mother since he could remember. His father also drank alcohol all day and was extremely indifferent to him, and he hardly felt the warmth of his family.
As a human being for two lives, I have never seen my mother before?
Tang San's heart was miserable, and he sang with a trembling, "Only mother is good in the world...!"
Tang Hao flushed and said annoyed: "Two chicken thieves, you guys did it on purpose and want to make me feel soft? No way... I'll fight!"
The corner of Duan Yun's mouth twitched, and he was about to take a picture of Tang Hao's slap, but at this moment, something unexpected happened.
A section of A Yin's branches and leaves trembled slightly, and the leaves curled up on a piece of farmyard manure on the ground and flung them directly on Tang Hao's face.
Snapped!
Tang Hao was immediately stunned by the fat face of the farmer.
Oh, I’m going, it’s disgusting, Miss A Yin did a beautiful job, this song "Only Mother in the World Is Good" has been sung in your heart... Duan Yun was overjoyed, took the opportunity to break free, and moved towards the water. The opening of the curtain hole rushed away.
"Little San, the wind is screaming...Will you leave? Waiting to be beaten?"
"Come! Where to find happiness!"
Whizzing!
Two short figures jumped out of the waterfall one after another, jumped directly from a height of tens of meters, and fell into the lake.
At the entrance of the Water Curtain Cave, Tang Hao glanced outside, seeing that Duan Yun and Tang San were in no danger of falling into the lake, he couldn't help but heaved a sigh of relief, and at the same time he was puzzled... the two little boys had the courage. Jump from such a high place?
But even though he was puzzled in his heart, Tang Hao didn't have the mind to study it, there was nothing he could do...He was still anxious to coax his wife.
Randomly wipe the farmyard manure off his face.
Tang Hao came to A Yin's side: "A Yin, the two stinky boys sang indiscriminately, don't be sad... Xiao San is still young and not sensible. When he grows up, I will Tell him about you."
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