Douyin’s entertainment public enemy

Su Ziqing has always felt that her life is extremely brilliant, and she has reached the top of the Chinese entertainment circle at the age of eighteen.

People’s Daily commented on TA: “His talent is like a spring flower, and he has made a unique step in a thousand years. ”

Time magazine followed closely: “Son of God from the East! ”

“……”

Three days ago, he returned home from Norway from the Nobel Prize ceremony and won the Nobel Prize in Literature, and the country was bombarded.

Full flood.

This life, how brilliant, is embarrassing.

And all this, without the help of parents, nor on the support of friends, let alone talent, these are all imagined by my efforts alone.

In the endless darkness, there is emptiness.

Wow~Wow….

There was a faint moaning sound, well, like.

There was also a mechanical sound in between.

He vaguely heard something.

“Didi Didi, the face punching system is being launched strongly…”

……

Standing in front of the wide floor-to-ceiling mirror, Su Ziqing, no!

To be correct, it was Su Shaoqing, “she” looked at the woman in the mirror in a daze, a clean white shirt, pale cyan cropped tight jeans, with simple and sharp so.

The eyebrows that flew obliquely into the sideburns, revealing a bit of sharpness, slightly pursed red lips, looked heroic, and the dimples on the cheeks added a little delicate and soft.

The appearance image is quite outstanding.

But!

She trembled her hand, touched the crotch of her pants, and then her face changed, and the expression was like being slapped in the face.

“Ah! I…… What about my brother, my brother!!! ”

It’s all about it – empty.

This thunderbolt on a sunny day is too cruel.

At this time, the system said: “The host does not need to panic, just cross over, understand.” ”

“That’s it?”

Su Shaoqing laughed angrily: “Crossing is crossing, but why are you wearing a woman for me?” ”

The system said: “It’s just a transformation, find out.” ”

“I…”

Su Shaoqing opened her mouth, but she didn’t know what to say.

At this time, a burst of memory fragments hit his mind, and Su Shaoqing held his head for a while, finally understanding the world he was in now.

This is a parallel world called the earth, and according to memory, the international pattern of this world is the same as in the previous life.

China, the United States, France….

In terms of culture, China still has a long history of 5,000 years and is one of the only four ancient civilizations that remain.

In terms of cultural export, it has long played the position of “ADC”, crazy output, until the last one or two hundred years, in this regard, slightly inferior to the West.

Especially in film and television.

Hollywood movies dominate the world, and the performance of Chinese domestic film and television dramas, especially in recent years, has been extremely disappointing, and the reputation has been defeated to the extreme, close to becoming a joke.

In the Huaxia of this world, there is Jin Yong and no ancient dragon, there is Uncle Da but there is no Xingye… And so on….

Of course,

She was not in the mood to pay attention to these for the time being, and asked: “The system you give me out, what functions do you have?” ”

The system replied: “Slap in the face!” As long as the host successfully punches the face, points will be earned. ”

“What is the use of points?”

“You didn’t have it anyway, did it work?”

Su Shaoqing: “…”

Don’t say, the system’s “slightly arrogant” tone made her think of her own encounter.

Thinking about eating at a food stall last night, several people at the next table claimed to beat “him”, laughed at “him” angrily, pointed at their noses and asked: Now there are no more than 1.6 billion people in the Celestial Empire who dare to beat me, how old are you?

Frightened them, only kicked me three times and fled.

I don’t know if it’s bad luck, or if he pulls hatred too much, one of them overexerts force, kicks him directly into the river, and then …

Then he changed from a straight man of steel to a beauty with short hair.

“The past is hard to look back on…”

Su Shaoqing sighed and touched the crotch of his pants.

Empty, empty, empty.

The corner of her eye twitched, and she sighed: “If it comes, it will be safe, well…”

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SystemCan I say ***? ”

“Bell bell bell…”

The fruit mobile phone in the trouser pocket suddenly rang, and the caller ID was Bai Xiaojie

According to memory, it was the same table plus girlfriend of the predecessor.

As soon as it was connected, I listened to a soft and soft voice: “Hey, my talented daughter Su, the old antique Professor Ming is coming soon, are you still sleeping lazy?” Dead? Don’t you know that old antiques are so fierce that they are even afraid of themselves. ”

“Ah, yes! I still have to take classes! ”

Su Shaoqing was shocked, glanced at the clock on the wall, only ten minutes before the class started, couldn’t help but hurriedly hang up the phone, casually picked up a textbook and walked out of the apartment.

According to memory, “Ontology” is an out-and-out female student, jumping several levels in a row, and directly guaranteed to enter Peking University, one of the top universities in China, and her grades have been excellent since she was a child.

At just twenty years old, he will graduate in a few weeks.

However, there is also a strange point, about the history examination paper, she directly handed in the blank paper every time.

When he walked out of the apartment, Su Shaoqing had calmed down and walked slowly towards the academy not far away, thinking about how to hit his face along the way.

Hit whose face.

“Dog system, can the points earned by hitting the face be exchanged for physical fitness?”

“Yes, dog host, but why are you asking this?”

“Because…”

Su Shaoqing wanted to make a face, but couldn’t help but smile: “Because I’m afraid that I’m too arrogant and will be beaten when I go out.” ”

Receiving this conclusive reply, Su Shaoqing was relieved in her heart.

In this way, she can “crackle” in the face without any scruples.

Suddenly, out of the corner of her eye, she saw a billboard in a commercial building, playing a cosmetics advertisement, which was endorsed by an actress with heavy makeup and seemingly large breasts.

Pout, snort, wink.

This actress, seems to be the “little fairy” Li Xianxian, one of the popular dan, has always been known as the queen of Weibo, is a “yearly member” of Weibo, I heard that tens of millions of fans, covering the sky on Weibo.

Recently, there have been scandals, playing cameras, plastic surgery, rolling scenes… Wait, wait, a series of explosions, so many solid hammer black materials, no matter what star had to be pasted before.