Douyin’s entertainment public enemy

Sister Liu also laughed until her milk hurt, looking at the calm and relaxed woman in the live broadcast room, she was simply impressed by the five bodies.

Paralysis, worthy of the legendary scholar, a joke can be told climax after wave, all kinds of god turns.

Almost fell to my knees!

“Bell bell bell…”

At this time, the bell rang, and Sister Liu forced laughter and pressed the connection.

“Finally there is a call, listen to what to say.” Su Shaoqing smiled and said, “Your surname? ”

“Just call me Pi.” Xiao Pi’s voice seemed serious: “Anchor, I’m with you, it’s okay to have a skin, and it’s okay to get a skin, but I’m not finished with you if the skin is tens of thousands.” ”

Su Shaoqing chuckled, “Ah, you made a call just to praise me?” Thanks, though, are you sure there are no other questions? ”

“Problem?”

Xiao Pi thought for a while, and vomited bitterly in frustration: “It’s true, in order to lose weight, I have stopped eating meat and eating vegetarian food for a year, but the physical examination a few days ago found that I weighed heavier, what’s going on?”

Also, don’t answer like those pit daddy doctors, I run every day, go to the gym, go to bed early and don’t stay up late. ”

Hey, it looks like it’s still prepared, and it’s all blocked with tricks.

Su Shaoqing pondered for a moment, and suddenly said in surprise: “Don’t you know?” ”

“Know what?”

Su Shaoqing said meaningfully: “Herbivores tend to be large. ”

Burst!

This answer, Xiaopi, unexpectedly, was speechless.

You really have a point!

“Grievances from Pi +56”

He was defeated.

The audience was amazed, this clear brain circuit, sharp and even incisive response, one-size-fits-all.

If you think about it, elephants, horses, cows, camels are much larger than carnivores. Humans, lions, and tigers, on the other hand, are no bigger than elephants anyway.

Su Shaoqing chewed the gum calmly, and soon the audience called again.

“Your last name?”

“My name is Wang Junbo, anchor, I like you so much!”

Yes, it was actually confessed.

Well, still a man.

Su Shaoqing touched her tender arm, and goosebumps in one hand: “Cough ~ cough, like ~ me?” What do you like to look like… Girl? ”

Wang Junbo’s voice became even more obsessed: “I like girls who talk slowly.” ”

Su Shaoqing immediately sat up straight: “Oh, I made the sauce purple.” ”

Wang Junbo: “(⊙… ⊙)！ ”

Drip.

“Ignorant +666 from Wang Junbo”

He hung up the phone with a confused circle.

The rest of the audience burst into laughter.

“MMP, anchor, you have such a messy show again, I TM backhand……… It’s a CD of the past! ”

“Second battalion commander, you fucking put Lao Tzu’s Italy… Shout out and refresh the friendly troops upstairs! ”

The comment section was joyful and the atmosphere was very harmonious.

“Bell bell bell…”

Another listener call, this frequency is too high, just hang up a call and come another, is equivalent to facing the listener’s “test” from time to time.

Test your quick sense of humor.

Sister Liu shook her head in admiration and pressed connect.

She has to admit that she is actually very envious of the fact that Su Shaoqing has been officially in charge of the microphone within a week of joining the company.

What’s more, Su Shaoqing’s live broadcast content also seems to be quite easy, as if anyone can take over. But now that I think about it, in the face of the successive “calls”, she has to be stunned on the spot.

After all, you can’t always talk about some calves, dry and humorous and unfunny, so who likes to listen?

Therefore, no one’s success is casual, and Sister Liu is more and more touched by this sentence.

Luck?

Hehe, even if it’s really luck, then you must have the strength to grasp luck.

“Your last name?”

Su Shaoqing’s opening remarks are always this sentence.

“My surname is Liu, anchor, are you Taiwanese?”

It was a man with a bit of a strong accent and said curiously.

“No, Mr. Liu, what about you?”

Mr. Liu said mysteriously: “Aren’t you quite capable of anchoring, guess it.” ”

Su Shaoqing shrugged and smiled: “Don’t be like this, there are so many provinces in our country, how can I guess, or do you prompt a little?” ”

Mr. Liu thought for a moment and said, “Well, the name of my hometown’s province starts with H, guess?” ”

H starts?

Many listeners thought about it, and the names of one province after another flashed in their hearts.

Su Shaoqing guessed: “Henan? ”

“It’s not.”

“Heilongjiang?”

“That’s not right.”

Su Shaoqing pondered: “Hunan? ”

“Hahaha, it’s not!” Mr. Liu is obviously very proud.

Su Shaoqing said, “That’s…”

Mr. Liu said proudly: “Hujian! ”

Lake construction?

Huaxia still has this province, could it be that I am lonely and unheard?

Su Shaoqing pondered, and suddenly almost peed.

“I’ll go, it won’t be a lake… Bah! Fujian, right? ”

“That’s right!”

Su Shaoqing: “…”

Listeners: “…”

After a while, the comment area instantly boiled again.

“666, every Fujianese is a walking duanist!”

“Ask for the psychological shadow area of the anchor, hahaha!”

“I laughed when the word Hujian came out!”

“This makes it embarrassing to serve Lan.”

“Male Gobi, and black our great lake built! Not good! Run, Cantonese is coming to eat us! ”

The comment section is full of jokers and has a lot of fun.

“Anchor, where are you?”

Actually, I’m not lewd.

But also knowing what he meant, Su Shaoqing was silent for a while, and casually said: “Northeast silver.” ”

“Then let’s use the idiom solitaire?”

“Okay, you start first.” Su Shaoqing leaned on the chair, not unavoidable.