Douyin’s entertainment public enemy

Don’t look at the number of commentators is only fifty thousand, but there are definitely more listeners who did not squeak and just listened quietly to the radio.

Well, for example, some online novels, there are always some bold readers, it’s really a dog, only read books without squeaking.

It seems that the previous problem opened the “emotional” stubble, and soon there was a real obsessive man and woman who couldn’t help but call.

“Don’t ask me your surname, call me a little mourner, I’m very mourned now.”

It was a listless boy’s voice, probably only in his twenties.

Su Shaoqing said with a smile: “Is it that the work is not going well, or is there a problem with the feelings?”

It’s not me who blows, I can blow all of these for you … Ahem, clear your mind. ”

“Feelings have gone awry.”

Xiao Wei said in a depressed tone: “My girlfriend owes me 4 yuan!” Looking at her tone, she is not ready to return it to me, should she break up? ”

“How much !!!” Su Shaoqing’s voice suddenly rose, as if she didn’t believe her ears.

Xiao Wei said, “4 yuan.” ”

Su Shaoqing was silent all of a sudden: “Are you serious?” ”

“Of course!” Xiao Wei Zhen said with a word: “Don’t underestimate the number, but this is a matter of integrity, you can’t be sloppy!” ”

Su Shaoqing was really silent.

Many listeners also fell silent.

Malgobi, even such a strange can find a female ticket, why is he still a single Wang?

It’s not fair!

And the most infuriating thing is that this guy is still considering whether to break up.

Is this to show off, or is it planning to return to singleness?

However, according to this man’s situation, even if he is single, he is also a single body based on strength. (Husky smile).

“Can you be specific? After all, our traditional concept is to persuade and not to persuade. ”

Even though he was teasing again, Su Shaoqing still endured the idea of spitting and went on.

Xiao Wei said seriously: “It’s like this last time I went out with her, she said that she was thirsty and wanted to drink nutrition express, but she didn’t have change on her, so she asked me to give it to her first.”

I hesitated and gave it to her, but after a week she didn’t mention that she owed me $4. I didn’t expect her to be this kind of person who owes money and doesn’t pay it back, I don’t like her anymore, I’m ready to break up with her, please ask the anchor Did I do it right? ”

He had to take care of it.

Su Shaoqing had to analyze for him carefully: “I see, well… She borrowed four yuan from you to buy Nutrition Express, then you can let her buy you a bottle of rock sugar pear, or let her buy you two steamed buns, if not, divide it, in case she wants you to buy her An Muxi, An Muxi is more expensive than Nutrition Express, then it costs five yuan. ”

Steamed bread…

Anmuhi…

The audience was funny and laughed.

anchor, eating date pills.

Nice job, though!

“Is that so?” Xiao Wei thought thoughtfully, and said: “But the anchor, what you said is too ambiguous.” ”

Su Shaoqing rolled her eyes and said, “Then you look at the comment area, many listeners and friends have already given answers, you can consider it.” ”

“Oh?”

Xiao Wei opened the comment area and looked curiously.

In a flash, a large number of righteous messages appeared.

“Divided, last time there was another one who bought Yibao, didn’t you also divide the two pieces owed?”

“Divide it, she must have taken a fancy to your money.”

“Points, must be divided! In this way, you give me your girlfriend’s WeChat and let me reason with her. ”

Xiao Wei suddenly realized: “I understand.” ”

He hung up.

Got it?

Got what?

Many people are stunned, they won’t really break up, right?

It’s really… Loved!

Burst!

“Scatter, scatter, so much fooled him, he has regretted hanging himself, the body has cooled.” On the day I hanged myself, I went to his house, and I walked very peacefully, the wind was very strong that day, the fire was quite strong, the family’s mood was quite stable and there were no tears, and occasionally a few laughters were also drowned in a peaceful atmosphere! ”

“You’re enough… Hahaha! ”

Su Shaoqing looked at her watch, there was still half an hour, she couldn’t help but say: “No call?” Let’s listen to a song first…”

Before he finished speaking, the crisp bell sounded again.

Su Shaoqing tilted his head, blinked, and said, “Okay, everyone listen to the call from this listener.” ”

“Hey…” is a languid and somewhat cold female voice.

Su Shaoqing smiled and said, “Hello, your surname?” ”

“The surname is Xia…” Ms. Xia’s voice stopped talking, and she seemed to be hesitating whether to say it.

Su Shaoqing smiled and said, “Ms. Xia might as well be blunt.” ”

Ms. Xia hesitated and said, “Why don’t boys pursue girls now?” You know what? ”

“This question … Can I force a wave? Agree to deduct 1, do not agree to deduct 2. Su Shaoqing’s words were solicited from other listeners.

After all, her current identity is female, and originally, it should be answered by the boy.

“111″

“11111″

“1″

“222”

It is clear that the majority agrees.

Su Shaoqing pondered for a moment, and suddenly sighed for no reason, and his voice was very bleak: “I also used to naively think.”

If I take the initiative, there will be a story

I didn’t expect the to take the initiative

The ending Easter eggs all jump out. ”

Ms. Xia: “…”

The rest of the audience looked glazed.

God’s special endings and Easter eggs.

“Poof, this response is so cute!”

“The end is that you’re a good guy? Easter egg is I already have a boyfriend? (funny)”

“Easter eggs are a bit ruthless.”

“Easter eggs are excessive.”

“Speaking of Easter eggs, are you serious?”

The comment area was full of laughter, and the joker was rampant.

It’s very arrogant.