Douyin’s entertainment public enemy

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Although he was choked fiercely, Qi Qi’s combat effectiveness was better than that of Ms. Fang, but after a pause, he moved wisely and sneered: “It’s just a joke!”

Women are born of an earth among hundreds of millions of planets, and after hundreds of millions of years of life was born, after nature’s magic work after trillions of years of evolution to get their father and mother, and they stood out from hundreds of millions of sperm, and finally born, and after at least nine years of compulsory education, three years of high school culture and art education to become a lovely, beautiful female youth.

How can such a stunner be compared to 3A? ”

This wave of very imposing tirades, splitting heads and covering faces, is really quite deterrent.

This does not.

Many male listeners were momentarily calmed.

But someone laughed.

Su Shaoqing blinked and said faintly: “Then the question is, which game engineer didn’t come like this?” ”

“You!”

Qi Qi was almost choked to death, short of breath, “you” several times, still unable to say a word, huffing and cutting the connection.

“Grievance 999 from Qiqi”

She was 887 angry!

I have never seen such an arrogant and domineering host, taking date pills.

“6！”

“Pi Xiu is steady!”

“You… You honest person, aren’t you very happy? ”

“In the evening, I played the King Star Yao promotion match, and my girlfriend called when I was playing the group, and I picked up the phone and said impatiently that I was playing a game, and I would call you later, she said that the game is important or she is important. I subconsciously said that the game is important, she said to break up, but the game was lost, she was gone, I turned off my phone and walked to the window, lit a cigarette, looked at the passing vehicles, and suddenly felt regret, tears ran down my cheeks.

。

。

That game Han Xin shouldn’t be out of endless, it should be out of black cut! ”

The atmosphere is kind of set up.

At this time, there was another hotline call.

Su Shaoqing adjusted the headset and said softly: “Welcome to call, are there any difficult diseases?” ”

“Yes.”

It was a tired young man’s voice that sounded like he had been tortured in a relationship.

But it’s not.

Instead, it was crushed to death by the big roulette wheel of reality.

“My surname is Han, I graduated from a prestigious school, and I look like Qi Yuxuanang, but why can’t I always succeed? Hit a wall everywhere! I heard a friend say that you look at things into the inside, can you explain to me, what is the relationship between success? ”

Su Shaoqing said strangely: “This is an emotional counseling program. ”

“Can’t answer?” Mr. Han sighed in disappointment, his tone was quite gloomy, and he was faintly a little hesitant, I don’t know if it was an illusion.

Su Shaoqing tentatively said, “Are you making up stories?” ”

“How can this be making up a story, he…” said and finally he couldn’t help but laugh.

It seems that he really made up a story, and actually ridiculed him, Su Shaoqing was “dissatisfied”, and it was necessary to teach him a lesson.

Su Shaoqing said positively: “Wu Zetian proved that success has nothing to do with gender, teeth proved that success has nothing to do with age, Zhu Yuanzhang proved that success has nothing to do with origin, understanding that success has nothing to do with looks, Bill Gates proved that success has nothing to do with education, and you are more powerful…”

Hey?

Am I awesome?

Where where?

Mr. Han suddenly smiled: “Say it quickly, what have I proved?” ”

Su Shaoqing made a wooden face and said, “You proved that success has nothing to do with you.” ”

“This…”

Mr. Han was stunned all of a sudden, this bend… He was overwhelmed by what was left of the steering wheel.

This wave of poisoned milk is comparable to arsenic, and the toxicity is so strong that it makes him regret.

Di Di Di.

“From Han…”

The comment section laughed (agca) Hi.

“Forgive me for laughing out of a pig!”

“This is real cowhide.”

“Laughed.”

“My mother asked me why the water was squirting out.”

“Grass, where is the water!”

……

In the office, there was a strong “poof”, like a pig’s laughter.

Listening to the program, many colleagues did not have the heart to work, and from the wandering eyes, it was obvious that they were absent-minded, and they were all amused by Su Shaoqing’s humor.

That’s what she… The only magic weapon?

One skin, two teases, three paragraphs.

These three axes go down, the effect is indeed very good.

It seems easy to imitate, but the kind of funny skills that go deep into the bone marrow, wielded freely, easy to use, is really not as simple as it seems.

They seem to understand why her audience is always sticky.

Such a witty and funny live broadcast style is also unique in the whole country.

After all, scarce is precious.

However, there is too much “negative energy”, and more true, what she said does not seem to be related to “emotions”.

“Bell bell bell…”

Ten minutes passed.

During these ten minutes, the listeners who called afterwards were very similar.

Lovelorn.

And then reluctantly.

Then crying and crying.

The joyful atmosphere was instantly destroyed, but Su Shaoqing really had to listen to it, because “Youth Hostel” was originally a program of this nature.

After receiving five “crying” calls in a row, Su Shaoqing finally couldn’t help but say: “Your mother has worked hard to spend nine months building the heart for you, don’t let those scum casually spend fifteen seconds to let it hurt, okay?” ”

The crying girl was immediately calmed down and screamed for a long time.

“Well said!”

The audience applauded.

Although this is not very polite, it is all true.

If you let your mother know that you were injured to death by a person, how sad would she be?

Or rather, is it worth it?

Anyway, in Su Shaoqing’s opinion, it’s not worth it at all!

The girl sobbed sadly, “But… But I still can’t forget him, I still like him… I, I’m so sad, standing on a busy street, feeling abandoned by the whole world…”

Yes, he cried again while talking, and the strange “he

She straightened her face and said loudly: “What to cry, everything in this world can be put down except chopsticks!” ”

Many listeners looked strange, listening to this girl’s painful crying, they shouldn’t have laughed, it was too immoral. But seeing the girl crying so that Su Shaoqing had a headache, she abnormally began to stew chicken soup.

That picture feels a little funny.

“What to do, what to do?”

She started crying and chirping again. _

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