Douyin’s entertainment public enemy

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She was so upset in her heart that she dropped the half-eaten chicken burger in dismay, and said in a curious tone: “This……. Isn’t Starbucks a photo studio? When did it become a café? ”

Her tone was so innocent, ignorant, even cute.

Many listeners laughed and smiled honey.

“Poof!”

“It’s so bad, this damn woman!”

“Is this pretending to come to Su Yiyi?”

High society?

They laughed and said nothing.

They all know that Starbucks is a place where many people pretend, drink coffee, and talk freely about the Internet ~ thinking and artificial intelligence with thousands of salaries.

Of course, it will be better with a laptop computer-brain.

By the way, preferably Apple’s, the eye-catching logo must face out the window.

But!

Mr. Feng couldn’t laugh a little, is this ironic?

Should be…… Illusion?

But no matter what, a drop will never be wronged.

Drip.

“Grievances from Mr. Fung 66”

Mr. Feng calmed his face and said, “Photo studio? ”

Su Shaoqing blinked and said with a smile: “A coffee-themed photo studio!” ”

She paused for a moment, then continued with a smile: “You just drink and don’t take pictures, who knows that you have entered high society?”

Right?

Remember to take pictures. Buy a Starbucks mug, usually hold, remember, 1ogo rush out. ”

Every word, as if well-intentioned, but Mr. Feng was embarrassed to hear the honey, and his scalp was numb with embarrassment.

Di Di Di.

“Grievances from Mr. Fung 223”

This time he was sure that the dog host was mocking him.

Blatantly, Malgobi, no longer endure the head will be green.

But the saddest thing is that he doesn’t know what to say, as if no matter what he refutes, he looks like he is angry.

“Remember, just drink enough, and take pictures! The Starbucks logo was inadvertently leaked on the photo.

Accompanied by a paragraph of text. ”

Su Shaoqing was full of pictures and texts, and said positively: “For example, sitting quietly and watching the passage of time is also a kind of beauty.”

Or like this: I’ve been really busy lately, give yourself a little vacation.

Another example is this: It’s so warm in winter today, feel ~”

Di Di Di.

“From Feng…”

Mr. Feng’s face immediately turned green, his face was pale, and his heart was like a dog day, and he came to pretend with interest, but he didn’t expect to be slapped a few times with his backhand.

He said viciously: “I’ll just ask casually, you BB these things.”

Get.

Annoyance turned into anger.

Su Shaoqing smiled: “You asked me to enter Starbucks and enter the upper class, and my answer was: Yes!” ”

Well?

Mr. Feng was stunned, not half proud in his heart, but suddenly vigilant.

What is this for?

Su Shaoqing smiled and said, “Starbucks is a standard high-society place, and we rich people go there to show our posture as upper-class people.”

As the saying goes, it’s pretending.

However, pretending is also skillful, want to listen to the buckle “1”, I will teach you some experience in the strategy “Starbucks Copy”. ”

“111″

“1″

“11111″

Everyone knows that Su Yi is about to brag again, and he is blowing seriously, and he has excitedly pricked up his ears.

“Ahem!”

Su Shaoqing sat up straight and said seriously: “Starbucks is called one of the three holy places of small bourgeoisie in China, the other two are Haagen-Dazs and IKEA furniture, everyone likes to go there to install B, but before installing B, I hope everyone has to know the matter of B!”

If you can’t pretend invisibly, you can’t do without props to assist, and I’ll give you a list of props below. ”

The solemn tone is as if a class was held in the Great Hall of the People.

“First you have to bring a magazine, what? What do you say?

The Reader?

Bah, you only deserve to go to the train station to buy a cup of soy milk and squat and drink. ”

Su Shaoqing spoke righteously and said loudly: “Remember, all Chinese magazines are PASS!” Must get the original English version!

What the?

“Reader’s Digest” on Rotten Street in the United States?

I said you’re endless?! ”

She seemed to be so angry that she hated iron but not steel: “According to the petty bourgeois Bible Paul. In the book “Style” written by Forssell, even magazines such as “National Geographic” and “TIME” will only expose your vulgar little middle-class style, but it is funny that we always talk about so-and-so on the cover of “TIME”, at least we have to take a copy of “The Economist”. ”

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Mr. Feng had a black face, and the loud words were like slaps that broke through the air.

This damn woman has a “same party” posture in her words, but it is really dark.

Enough, enough!

Enough is not there.

Su Shaoqing’s tone slowed down slightly: “Why do you have to bring an iPhone with your mobile phone, right?”

No matter how bad it is, the version is all cracked into Arabic or Hebrew, and the phone rings first: Bonjour! Let’s talk about Guten.tag!

…………………..

IF YOU SAY HELLO?

Excuse me, please ask who you are, don’t say hello to me. ”

She spoke eloquently and eloquently.

Not to mention Mr. Feng, even many listeners were stunned.

MMP, it turns out that there are so many programs to pretend?

At this time, I listened to Su Shaoqing seriously: “I have to bring one with me in the notebook, LV’s, after answering the phone, I took out Montblanc’s pen, wrote it in the book, and frowned in a daily situation.”

Oh yes!

Coffee has to be freshly brewed, it is best to eat hot pot, put it in front of you and bubbling, that is called first-class taste…”

She crackled, her tone was laughing and mocking, and Mr. Feng was so angry that he hung up the phone all of a sudden.

Di Di Di.

“Grievances from Mr. Fung 666”

“From Feng…”

Such a scumbag, the combat effectiveness is too low, Su Shaoqing is not interested in more ink with him, and in a few words, he will lose his armor and lose his armor, and his face will be ashen.

“Is there still a listener who wants to call, without me first ordering a relaxing song…”

Su Shaoqing ordered a beautiful love song, then stood up and stretched her waist and paced in the live broadcast room, moving hands and feet.

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