Douyin’s entertainment public enemy

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“Indeed… Sure, you say. The man’s voice was a little hesitant, but he still gritted his teeth and said.

Su Shaoqing suddenly smiled, but his tone was serious.

As soon as the college boy arrived at the store, all the drinkers looked at him and smiled, and some shouted, “Little virgin, you have a new scar in your heart!” ”

He didn’t answer, and said to the cabinet, “Wen two bowls of wine, I have no story to tell.” “Then he expelled a lot of money. They deliberately shouted again, “You must not have chased the girl again!” ”

The boy opened his eyes wide and said, “Why are you so tarnishing people’s innocence out of thin air…”

“What innocence? I saw you rejected with my own eyes the day before yesterday, and the experience was posted on Weibo, hanging a hammer. ”

The boy blushed, the green tendons on his forehead bloomed, and argued, “Failure to chase a girl cannot be considered a lost love… Pursue! …… The matter of the reader, can “eight eight seven” be considered a lost love? One after another, difficult words, what “women are difficult to raise”, what “excellent girls do not have sex life” and so on, caused everyone to laugh: the inside and outside of the store were filled with happy air. ”

She imitates it vividly and vividly, and when it is really boarded and eye-catching, the picture is striking.

The audience burst into laughter.

“666, it’s Kong Yiji again!”

“A reader is a show.”

“Xiu, no one is outstanding.”

“Omnipotent hole Yiji.”

“Don’t show, Lu Xun’s coffin board can’t be pressed!”

“Laugh! It’s really the story of iron punching hole B B, flowing water. ”

It is indeed an iron strike.

Some people who have paid attention to Su Shaoqing’s experience know that this classic “Kong Yiji” was not used to black Xiaohuadan in the Peking University classroom?

Now used to describe this place, there is still no trace.

It can only be said that Lu Xun who hangs the sky.

It’s not for nothing that you’re being played badly.

The man was speechless for a long time, and said loudly: “You are awesome!! ”

It is indeed vivid and interesting, so vivid that he is inexplicably a little embarrassed.

Drip.

“Resentment from the man 223”

Su Shaoqing smiled, and secretly complained in his heart, what the hell is coming from “that person”, the system is getting more and more skinny, eating jujube pills.

I was about to say a few words of shaking wit, but unfortunately, there was another call from the audience.

“My name is Xiaoxiao, there is a man who pursues me and I refused, but he has been pestering me with a dead face, I don’t know how to advance or retreat, what should I do?”

“Blacklist, find out.”

“But wouldn’t it seem unsentimental to delete him?”

“Reluctant, right?” Su Shaoqing suddenly said.

“What are you talking about?” Xiaoxiao said and hung up the phone.

Su Shaoqing smiled, just smiled and did not speak, each had its own, she didn’t want to comment.

Not a word.

No need.

Another listener called, and the voice moved

Just listening to the voice, you can know that this person’s appearance is definitely not low – if the appearance is really low, it will definitely make people sigh and blind this awesome voice.

“Call me Xiaoyou, my situation is the opposite of that Xiaoxiao.”

Su Shaoqing tentatively said, “The opposite of what? ”

“I really don’t understand, a boy chased me for more than a month, and confessed to me on WeChat yesterday, but I didn’t feel anything about him, so I refused, but I didn’t expect that he actually deleted all my contact information directly. Don’t be so careful, you can obviously be a friend! ”

Xiao You’s tone was not without complaints.

“That’s it?” Su Shaoqing was surprised.

“yes.”

Su Shaoqing raised her eyebrows: “This, I really feel that there is nothing wrong, not at all.” You know, a man approaching you with a purpose, definitely not to expand the social circle, he wants a girlfriend instead of a friend, do people lack such a friend?

Right? ”

Xiao You was a little speechless, she screamed for a while, her voice was still a little displeased: “But he is too ruthless, a gesture to draw a line, I am a little glad that I didn’t accept him.” ”

It seems quite reasonable, and it also stands on the moral high ground.

After all, for “ruthless” people, everyone always does not like it very much.

There are really many people in the comment area who support her.

Su Shaoqing laughed with a scoff: “It’s funny, otherwise what do you want him to do?”

Shush and ask for warmth every day, care about your every move?

Continue to wag your tail and whisper to you?

And then you,

Smile at him,

Reject him 0…

Is that so??? ”

Drip.

“Resentment from Xiaoyou 223”

A voice came from his mind, and Xiao You snorted coldly: “Nonsense, I don’t think so, I just think that he is too desperate, obviously he can be friends, so how embarrassing it is to meet in the future.” ”

Su Shaoqing was not in a hurry: “It’s better for me to tell you a story, rest assured, it’s very short, I can finish it in ten seconds, do you want to hear it?” ”

“Well…” Xiao You hesitated, who didn’t know that the stories told here were all full of undisguised malice and banter.

But does refusing to listen seem cowardly again?

What a shame.

“That… You say. ”

Su Shaoqing cleared her throat, looked at the second of her watch and said: “Once upon a time, there was a dog on the street, I occasionally bought a bun and couldn’t finish eating and handed it to it, and it followed me stupidly, thinking that I wanted to take him home, but I was shut out every time.”

Until one day, the man handed it the bun, and it turned and ran away.

It’s strange, why doesn’t it eat my buns? ”

It’s really short.

But short and sharp, vivid and ironic, meaningful, and very graphic.

The audience stood on Su Shaoqing’s side this time, such a metaphor, it was simply vivid to the extreme, and this experience, almost many people have had.

Isn’t the “me” in the 2.0 story a lot of people?

Xiao You was speechless.

“I don’t mean anything else by that.” Su Shaoqing shook his head and said, “This is really not careful, I understand this boy’s approach, and boys with backbones basically do this.” ”

Xiao You hehe: “The more you say it, the more exaggerated.” ”

“Exaggerated?”

Su Shaoqing smiled and said lightly: “You rejected other boys, no matter what excuse you use, your real thoughts in your heart are: I can’t look at him, he is not worthy of me.” Your vanity will also be satisfied.

You always think: this boy likes me, I’m still very attractive. But he’s too X, not X, not X, not X, and XX. not my type. “_

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