Douyin’s entertainment public enemy

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“It’s still useless to take so many medicines, it seems that you can only treat it with electric shocks, call Professor Yang.”

“I think this friend needs electricity, and I seriously suspect that the previous voltage was not enough.”

“Hahahaha, I couldn’t hold back my laughter!”

“Well, little stunned, take medicine first and then eat.”

“Erhammer, you just drink this bowl of medicine!”

The comment section crackled and exploded.

One by one, they laughed until their stomachs hurt, and Chen Duxiu didn’t have this show.

Full marks must be given for this taunt!

It is very good to present the image of a typical straight male cancer patient in the twilight stage, lifelike.

It’s funny, witty, and full of irony.

As for who the target of the satirization is, it is really a matter of opinion and wisdom.

But the last sentence still reflects Su Shaoqing’s strong desire for survival.

The sister was already so frightened that she hung up the hotline.

This mouth is specially equipped with an Italian gun, it is simply scary!

Su Shaoqing smiled, there was no fluctuation in her heart, because this was a normal operation, she wanted to start taking the rhythm of Smecta.

At this time, another bell came.

Depend on.

887 She was speechless, hesitated, but still connected.

“Su Yiyi, I heard you always say Simi twice before… Do you want to say Smecta? “A deep voice, male.

Su Shaoqing’s eyes lit up all of a sudden, and he raised his head suddenly.

Looking at the eyes that were brighter than the tile bulb, Sister Liu was stunned, wanting to say and stop, stop talking and wanting to say again, and want to say and stop again.

Alas, think about it, or forget it.

She also saw it, Su Shaoqing was iron-hearted, even if the audience did not take the initiative to mention it this time, she would definitely lead the rhythm.

Wasn’t it true that it was interrupted twice before?

Sister Liu could only keep a wooden face and look at Su Shaoqing with trepidation.

I just hope that you don’t “spray” too excitedly and step on the line.

“Yes, what do you want to ask Smecta, just ask, you know everything!!” Su Shaoqing followed the good way, quite like the feeling that the big bad wolf lured the little sheep.

The man said: “I just think, it’s a little strange, it seems that we hate Smecta more than Japan, isn’t there a saying how to say, China and Japan friendship relies on Smecta.” ”

“That’s right! Do you (AGCA) know why? Su Shaoqing asked.

“Why?”

Su Shaoqing smiled, and his eyes were meaningful: “You hate a person and you don’t necessarily hate him, if you look down on a person, you will inevitably hate him!” ”

The words fell.

Drip.

“Grievances from Mr. Song 223”

Well?

Su Shaoqing raised his eyebrows, and his heart moved, and he was there

That…… It’s really nice to see.

Just listen, very, very good!

The audience was happy to hear this.

“Can I say something incisive?”

“Beware of being besieged by Hahan fans.”

“Who dares to come? The 30-meter knife is here, who dares to be presumptuous! ”

Su Shaoqing smiled and groaned, “Let’s just say that when your neighbor shows you great power, you may regard him as a potential enemy or a target for effort, thus arousing your desire to struggle.”

But when your neighbor lies on your stomach and plays with you every day, you will only want to kill him. Moreover, this neighbor has no self-awareness, and in two days he will tell others that something in your house belongs to him.

It’s like he says to you all day: There are so many things in other people’s homes that are his. ”

“I see, it’s shameless.” The man nodded.

“What’s more, I think, if you compare these two, it is the worst time that Japan has been hacked!”

……

The other side.

Mr. Song is annoyed and paralyzed, your special wife is still coming? Black addicted?

Drip.

“Grievances from Mr. Song 66”

Su Shaoqing confirmed his speculation with practical actions.

“What do you say?” The man wondered.

Su Shaoqing said: “Japan is a country that has made great contributions to the world and human progress, which is the biggest difference from Smecta.

So far, Japan has 22 Nobel Prizes in the field of science, and Smecta has none.

Compared with Japan, there are many world-changing inventions, such as optical discs, walkmans, flash memory, white LEDs, lithium-ion batteries, quartz watches, rice cookers, commercial LCDs, QR codes… Wait a minute.

Unfortunately, Smectafang also has none. ”

What a gas!

Mr. Song was full of anger, and the most annoyed thing was that she was not some cliché “Confucius, the four great inventions” and the like, but stepped on one by one, which was a sharp contrast.

He was furious.

Looking at the comment area, Mr. Song cursed Diao Min with a black face.

“Putting aside the factors that everyone understands, Japan has indeed crushed Smecta, in all aspects.”

“Can I say I hate Japan?”

“I hate both, but I hate Smecta even more, a disgusting batch!”

It was almost a crowd of applause.

Su Shaoqing is not surprised that now “black Korea” is politically correct.

Of course, black to black, don’t let someone with a heart grab the horse’s foot.

“From a cultural point of view, Japan has a series of its own original modern cultural forms, from Japanese animation, manga, tokusatsu to light novels, fandoms, virtual idols, with unique appeal, smecta culture is more imitation, showing very impetuous.”

The man actually shouted angrily, “What nonsense are you talking about!

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Have you forgotten that the Smectas invented the earth! ”

Su Shaoqing was surprised, but he didn’t expect to be a joker.

Many people in the comment section sacrificed Gatling.

“Wisdom……… Brave Shuangquan is talking about you! ”

“When the shell is loaded, it will be fired, there are no enemy friendly troops, just do it!”

“I’m sorry for the accidental injury, let’s bury it thickly.”

Su Shaoqing raised her eyebrows: “Yes.” ”

The man said with a smile: “Actually, I hate Smecta the most about pretending all day, the problem is that the more you pretend to be forced, the more embarrassing and shameless it is!” ”

“Speaking of pretending…”

Su Shaoqing said with a smile: “From the perspective of my pretending world, both Nichiguo and Smecta have a high level of pretending level, and there are also a few powerful figures in our pretending world.

But judging from the results of pretending, Smecta still has to learn.

For example…”

She muttered and muttered again, just not to say.

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PS: Tomorrow seems to be the Mid-Autumn Festival, congratulations first.

And then…… Ahem, I’ll only write two chapters tomorrow, when it’s time for me to take a holiday. (smile)_

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