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Ye Xuan didn’t speak, he had to maintain a little mystery.

“The greatest God in the universe! It’s amazing! Bulma sighed in surprise, and then asked, “Then can you see into the past and foresee the future?” ”

“This… Let’s change the subject. “The King of the Realm wipes his sweat.

“It’s not okay, it’s the greatest god in the universe.” Bulma was suddenly a little disappointed, “So, you are not even as good as our group leader.” ”

“Group leader?” The King of the Realm was stunned for a moment.

“Lord of the group, come out and say two words, so that this true god can see and see.” Bulma hurriedly called Ye Xuan.

“Ahem, the responsibility of the king of the realm is the god who is in charge of the universe, I am just a mortal, I can’t compare, I can’t compare.” Ye Xuan smiled.

“The group leader is too humble.” Bulma said with a smile.

“This is the group leader, hello hello.” The King of the Realm hurriedly greeted, and then asked, “So, listening to what Miss Bulma means, you can gain insight into the past and foresee the future?” ”

“I know a little, but it’s not very comprehensive.” Ye Xuan said.

“So how much do you know about me?” The Realm King asked with some curiosity.

“I don’t know much else, but one thing I remember more vividly is that a few years ago, you and the other three Realm Kings joined forces to seal a guy named BoJack.” Ye Xuan said lightly.

“What? Do you even know about BoJack? It’s amazing! The Realm King was really surprised.

“Who is BoJack?” Sun Wukong asked puzzled.

“A very powerful guy.” The King of the Realm replied.

“What about that Vegeta?” Monkey King asked.

“Ten thousand times stronger.” The Realm King said.

“What? 10,000 times more powerful! Sun Wukong lost his voice, “Is there such a powerful figure in this universe?” ”

“Wukong, the universe is so big, there are more people you haven’t seen, so you have to cultivate well.” Ye Xuan said, “I think that with your talent, one day, you will stand at the peak of this universe. ”

The reason why he said this was also because Ye Xuan was worried that Sun Wukong would be hit too hard and lose his motivation to cultivate.

When an opponent overtakes you too much, there is a good chance that you will give up instead of catching up.

“Will it?” Sun Wukong was really a little less confident.

“It will.” Ye Xuan answered seriously.

“Okay group master, I will work hard.” Sun Wukong replied solemnly.

“Group master, since you can see the past and predict the future, can you help me calculate how I died?” The Realm King said with a smile.

“If nothing else, there’s a good chance you’ll die in four years, be blown up.” Ye Xuan said.

King of the Realm: “…”

There was a brief silence.

“Hahahaha, you’re really kidding, group master!” The King laughed.

“I’m not kidding.” Ye Xuan said.

“You mean, I’m really going to die in four years?” The king of the realm did not believe it.

“Let’s talk about it later, this is just the result of a normal trajectory, and there will be many variables.” Ye Xuan said mysteriously, “But you don’t need to worry about the Realm King, even if you die, it won’t have any impact. ”

“Well, then I’ll see if I’ll actually die in four years.” The Realm King snorted.

“Isn’t Lord Realm King angry? It was you who asked yourself, what you died, and the group leader reckoned for you. Bulma said on behalf of Ye Xuan, “It is said that this kind of prediction is charged, that is, it is necessary to send red envelopes to the group owner. ”

“What? Do you want to send red envelopes? The Realm King asked in surprise.

“Bulma, you really don’t mention any pot.” The turtle immortal took the words and said, “In this way, you can tell us a joke and listen to it, so that Lord Realm King will be happy.” ”

“You don’t open which pot!” Bulma drank angrily.

“Ahem, I’ll come first.” Instead of continuing to argue with Bulma, the turtle fairy made a joke in the group.

As a result, the King of the Realm did not mean to laugh at all after seeing this joke.

“Remembering the joke, I have one here, I said you guys come and listen to it.” Ye Xuan smiled, knowing that the King of the Realm liked to listen to jokes.

Immediately, Ye Xuan published Ma Sanli’s stand-up comedy – amusing you – in the group.

Ye Xuan’s previous life, this crosstalk or storyline, almost everyone knows, there is no laughing point anymore.

But this is the world of Dragon Ball, and there has never been a similar joke, especially in this form of stand-up comedy.

After hearing Ye Xuan’s stand-up comedy, the Realm King almost turned his back on the King of Realm with a smile.

Bulma was also laughing and trembling, panting.

The turtle immortal was even more laughing, and his old waist almost flashed.

Only Sun Wukong is more special and does not laugh.

Because, Goku didn’t understand.