Dragon Ball: Get Bulma at the start!

The two of them didn't eat much for several days after the fight. Because of this, the fight between them became more and more intense.

Various methods such as stuffing centipedes in shoes and throwing toads on the bed emerged one after another. The most severe one was that Shengze took advantage of the other party's sleep late at night and poured a whole bottle of Fengyoujing into his crotch...

And Bulma gradually became accustomed to it from the initial shock and confusion.

As the days passed, the two began to feel a little overwhelmed. After all, being on guard against each other all the time requires a high degree of concentration at all times, which is simply torture for them.

Finally, Shengze couldn't stand it anymore and took the lead in expressing his desire to shake hands and make peace with the old man. The old man also "reluctantly" agreed to this and made an appointment at two o'clock in the afternoon of the same day, at the broken warehouse.

Soon, the alarm clock rang at two o'clock, and Shengze dressed neatly and went to the meeting. Before leaving, he took a bottle of anti-wolf spray mixed with pepper water.

Although it was a peace talk, what if the talk broke down? So Shengze felt that he was just doing this for self-defense to prevent himself from being at a disadvantage at the hands of the old man.

The old man was also not idle. In one noon, he arranged twenty tear gas around the 30-square-meter meeting room, or the kind that exploded instantly.

Shengze's concept is that he can't suffer a loss; the old man's concept is that either you negotiate with me or don't think about it!

After a while, Shengze came to the agreed place and sat opposite the old man. The two shook hands in a friendly manner and then discussed how to negotiate.

After a heated discussion, the two agreed that in order to show their sincerity, they needed to tell each other everything they had done in the past few days, and they must not get angry.

As for who would speak first, the two decided by rock-paper-scissors.

Two and a half years later, Shengze won, so the old man spoke first.

After a while, the old man said, "Four days ago, the fairy beans you ate were soaked in my urine."

Shengze, who had just drunk a mouthful of water, spit out a mouthful of water when he heard this, "You!"

"Ah, alas, alas, I agreed not to get angry"

"You are great! In fact, the reason why your blind date failed that afternoon was because I told Aunt Wang that you didn't wash your feet for three days, didn't wash your dick for four days, and didn't take a bath for five days. Before her, 18 wives divorced you because they couldn't stand the stench."

"Boy, you!"

"Hey, we agreed not to get angry~"

"Boy, you are really eloquent, haha" The old man smiled, but the smile was a bit forced, and then he spoke again, "Three days ago, you Did you find your shorts missing when you woke up in the morning? Actually, I took them off for you in the middle of the night and put them on your head. "

"No, no, no, actually I woke up after you left. To get revenge on you, I took out my shorts that I hadn't washed for a month and soaked them in the water dispenser that Bulma sent you. How is it? Is it delicious?"

"Two days ago, when you were taking a shower, did the water suddenly stop? And then it came back after a while? Actually, that was the foot washing water I saved for three days. In order to prevent you from finding it, I heated it up specially. "

"Hahaha, old man, guess where the water went in the end?"

"Where did it go?" The old man asked uneasily.

"It's still in your water dispenser, hahahaha!"

"You little bastard!" Hearing this, the old man couldn't bear it anymore and reached out to grab Shengze.

Fortunately, Shengze was well prepared and quickly took out the anti-wolf spray in his pocket and sprayed it fiercely towards the old man's eyes.

The old man who couldn't react was seriously injured. He covered his eyes with his hands in pain. "What did you do to me?"

"Nothing, just sprayed some anti-wolf spray with pepper water." Sheng Ze answered calmly, as if he had just done something insignificant.

"In that case, don't even think about it!" After saying that, he detonated the tear gas around him, and a large amount of irritating smoke filled the whole room in an instant.

"My eyes! Ah! Cough cough cough... Old man! You cough cough... What did you do?! Cough cough cough cough..."

"Cough cough... The smell of tear gas cough cough cough... How does it taste?" The old man's eyes were protected from the irritation of tear gas because of Sheng Ze's anti-wolf spray.

In an instant, the room was filled with violent coughs and curses. (Note: The following curses were all coughed and cursed)

"Old thing, you are really not

You are a thing, you can even use tear gas!"

"Humph! You are not bad either, you add pepper spray to anti-wolf spray, you are really an ordinary beast!"

"Thank you, thank you, you old beast is better"

...

As the two inhaled more and more gas, they began to feel nausea and headache.

After a while, the old man finally vomited first because of his age.

Not long after, Sheng Ze couldn't hold it anymore and vomited, and it just happened that he vomited on the old man's face.

"You... vomit~" The old man was about to speak, but he couldn't help vomiting as soon as he opened his mouth.

"Ugh~ vomit~~" The smell of vomit and tear gas mixed together made Sheng Ze really unbearable, and he began to vomit non-stop.

"Cough... vomit~ cough cough cough..." At this moment, the old man felt that he would die here today. In a daze, he saw a figure, "Grandma, why are you here? "After saying this, the old man fell to the ground.

Shengze vomited for a full minute longer than the old man before he fell to the ground.

At this moment, life was peaceful, there was no quarrel, no intrigue, and both of them fell quietly on the ground covered with vomit and lost consciousness.

It lasted until Bulma came back at night, smelling a strange smell and looking for them, and then she found the two.

She was eager to save her husband and quickly called a doctor to send Shengze to the hospital, but she forgot that there was an old man lying not far away who kept muttering "Grandma".