Dragon Ball starts, looking for love and traveling through the heavens!

Zhu Bajie's jokes in modern civilization are far more than just punishing the restaurant owner. When he was on the bus, he was scolded by the ticket seller for not giving up his seat to an old man.

The ticket seller's scolding skills are really unique, because under her scolding, Zhu Bajie was so angry that his pig nose was exposed.

"I just thought you looked like a pig, but I didn't expect you really have a pig nose!" The ticket seller still scolded Zhu Bajie relentlessly.

"Okay! Originally, I, the old pig, tolerated you again and again because you are a woman, but now I have decided to punish you!" As soon as the voice fell, Zhu Bajie took off his pig nose and pressed it on the ticket seller's nose.

"Ah! Help! There is a monster!" The ticket seller with a pig nose fainted directly.

For all that happened before their eyes, none of the passengers on the bus wanted to call the police. Instead, they took out their own papers or notebooks and asked Zhu Bajie to sign for them because they saw the real Zhu Bajie.

Faced with the requests of these kind passengers, Zhu Bajie really signed his name on everyone's notebook happily.

After Zhu Bajie made enough jokes, Lu Xiaoqian had to "lock" him up in his home and popularized many modern civilization knowledge points to him.

While listening to these modern civilization knowledge points, Zhu Bajie was always drowsy, until Lu Xiaoqian mentioned Huang Mei, he finally got a little energy.

Next, Zhu Bajie went to Huang Mei and wanted to have a duel, but now Huang Mei no longer wanted to fight Zhu Bajie.

Therefore, the battle between the two men became a full-scale attack by Zhu Bajie, while Huang Mei was only passively defending, but the situation was still evenly matched.

The result of this duel ended with two nicknames between each other. Zhu Bajie called Huang Mei a "yellow skin" and the other party called him "incompetent pig".

Strangely enough, after the fight, Zhu Bajie was able to calm down and tell Huang Mei what he saw and heard in the modern world.

After listening to Huang Mei's story, Zhu Bajie followed the other party back to Huang Mei's villa.

That night, when Zhu Bajie washed his feet and was about to rest on the couch, Huang Mei gave him the two books of Journey to the West that he had read to read.

"How is it? Now you know why I didn't want to fight with you before! Because the whole process of the journey to the West is actually just a game of Buddhism!"

"If we look at it from the perspective of modern people, you four masters and apprentices are the permanent actors, and we monsters are the guest actors! Since it's just a game, why should we take it so seriously, don't you think?" Huang Mei said this in front of Zhu Bajie with reason and evidence.

"Liars, they are all a bunch of liars, the Jade Emperor is a liar, and the Buddha is also a liar! I and the Heavenly General Juanlian, including the monkey, have been fooled by them!" Zhu Bajie threw the two books in his hand heavily to the ground.

"Old Pig! Now that you know the truth about the journey to the West, why don't you follow me and have a good time in this modern civilized world! As for those broken scriptures, whoever wants to take them can take them!" Huang Mei persuaded Zhu Bajie.

"Old Huang! You are right, that's right! Whoever wants to take these scriptures can take them! Old Pig, I won't serve those gods and Buddhas anymore!" Zhu Bajie agreed with Huang Mei's proposal.

In this way, Zhu Bajie stayed in Huang Mei's villa peacefully. As for the things that Lu Xiaoqian asked him to do, he forgot them directly.

"Kesha, we all know that Zhu Bajie finally went back to accompany Tang Monk to the West to obtain the scriptures! What do you think caused his change?" After a romantic trip, Belo asked Kesha in his arms.

"Bello, my personal intuition is love!" Kesha sat up from Bello's arms and stretched.

"Do you think he will fall in love with a girl in the modern world?" Bello also sat up.

"According to the current plot routine, the probability of this happening is at leastAt least 80%!" Keisha put on a tulle and slowly walked to the French window of the bedroom.

"I think so too! But we can guess which girl will be the lucky one? "The unscrupulous Bello walked directly to Kaisha's side with a clear look.

Kesha did not respond. She smiled and closed the curtains. After a while, she was picked up by Bello, and the two returned to the couch... (Someone said: At this time, I still have to show my face!)

After Zhu Bajie lived a "lying flat and messing around" life in Huangmei's house, Lu Xiaoqian would go to him every once in a while.

After Lu Xiaoqian was frustrated several times, Xiao Chuchu also came to Zhu Bajie and joined the ranks of persuading the other party.

Zhu Bajie, who was a little annoyed by the quarrels between Lu Xiaoqian and Xiao Chuchu, actually took off his pair of pig ears and lent them to the two people.

After Lu Xiaoqian got Zhu Bajie's left ear, he found a opportunity, put the left ear in You Suowei's villa, and Xiao Chuchu put the right ear in He Lan's home.

Remember the time when You Suowei called Xiao Chuchu and was rejected, and called He Lan but no one answered?

In fact, that time, He Lan, who lived alone, suddenly fell ill at home late at night. After a delay, she was discovered by Xiao Chuchu who came to visit, and then Xiao Chuchu sent He Lan to the hospital!

Therefore, since this lesson, Xiao Chuchu has been particularly concerned about He Lan, fearing that the other party will get sick again and miss the best time for treatment, so she put Zhu Bajie's right ear in the other party's home.

In this way, Zhu Bajie enjoyed his life while listening to all the movements of He Lan's home and You Suowei's home.

"Xiao Qian! Brother Zhu, I advise you that your girlfriend-Hua Mei, is really not a good thing! You two should break up as soon as possible! "Zhu Bajie only listened to You Suowei's family for half a month, and he saw through Huamei's character.

However, no matter how Zhu Bajie persuaded, Lu Xiaoqian was still unwilling to believe that Huamei was the kind of girl who despised the poor and loved the rich and admired vanity.

And in order to convince himself that Huamei was not that kind of girl, Lu Xiaoqian repeatedly mentioned that she rejected so many pursuits of young men in college, but chose him as her boyfriend.

For this reason, Bei Kai and the others said: Lu Xiaoqian! You are still too young! You really can't guess the true thoughts of women!