After some discussion, Lu Xiaoqian and Shanu decided to set the time to look for Monkey King and other demon gods to the middle stage between Shanu's escape from Jinrao and the time when the Buddha from the East had not yet taken back Huangmei.
Because only at this time point, the three demon gods, Sun Wukong, Huangmei and Zhu Bajie, had been to the modern world.
As for the time point after the Buddha from the East took back Huangmei, Lu Xiaoqian and Shanu both felt that they were definitely not the opponents of the Buddha from the East.
In addition, Lu Xiaoqian also made a suggestion, why not bring all five of Tang Monk and his disciples back to the modern world together this time! After a little hesitation, Shanu agreed with Lu Xiaoqian's suggestion!
However, when Lu Xiaoqian and Shanu were flying in the time and space tunnel, a gust of wind appeared out of thin air, and this gust of wind directly brought them to the time and space of the sixth year of Tianqi in the Ming Dynasty.
As two people who have experienced the strong wind, Lu Xiaoqian and Shanu knew that this strong wind would never bring them to this time and space for no reason, so they conducted a careful search in this time and space.
During the search, Lu Xiaoqian and Shanu accidentally met Wei Zhongxian, the super eunuch during the Tianqi period of the Ming Dynasty, and the other party also claimed to be "nine thousand nine hundred years old".
"Wei Zhongxian, you are nine thousand nine hundred years old? To tell you the truth! You only have one year left!" Lu Xiaoqian said to Wei Zhongxian with a mocking face.
Yes, in the official history, the Tianqi Emperor of the Ming Dynasty, Zhu Youxiao, was only the emperor for seven years, and the Chongzhen Emperor, Zhu Youjian, had just taken office and quickly dealt with Wei Zhongxian.
"You stinky boy, you dare to curse for nine thousand nine hundred years, I must grind you to ashes, and I will also take this woman beside you back to enjoy her!" Wei Zhongxian's eyes were fixed on Silly Girl.
"Oh my! Today I finally know what nonsense is!" As soon as the voice fell, Lu Xiaoqian, who had obtained Silly Girl's function transfer, kicked Wei Zhongxian's philtrum hard and continuously.
Although Wei Zhongxian's philtrum had long been empty, he still felt a long-lost huge pain under Lu Xiaoqian's continuous kicks.
When the Jinyiwei rushed in and wanted to rescue Wei Zhongxian, Lu Xiaoqian beat them up again. In this way, Lu Xiaoqian's martial arts training journey in the past five years finally came in handy at this moment.
"The situation is not good, retreat!" When the commander of the Jinyiwei gave the order, the Jinyiwei took the seriously injured Wei Zhongxian and fled directly from Lu Xiaoqian and Shanu.
Next, Lu Xiaoqian and Shanu looked for some clues while living a life of gods (no) immortals (shame) and lovers (no) in the Yuelai Inn of the Ming Dynasty!
Eighteen days later, when Lu Xiaoqian and Shanu were about to give up, they heard the news that the altar purifier from the Great Western Heaven was coming to the local area to save all living beings.
Altar purifier, isn't this the Buddhist name that Zhu Bajie was canonized by the Tathagata Buddha after he obtained the scriptures? Therefore, when Lu Xiaoqian and Shanu learned about this, they went to listen to the altar purifier's opening lecture with the believers!
When the two of them met Zhu Bajie, he had shed all his pig-like appearance and turned into an amiable fat monk.
"Amitabha! I have met Mr. Lu and Miss Shanu. It seems wrong. It should be Mrs. Lu now!" Zhu Bajie performed a very standard Buddhist ceremony to Lu Xiaoqian and Shanu.
"Brother Zhu, you have become a Buddha! I guess your magic power has also improved a lot! Great, this time, you will definitely be able to help us a lot!" Lu Xiaoqian looked at Zhu Bajie excitedly.
"Mr. Lu, everything in the world is floating clouds. If you want to find someone to help, you should ask for help from someone else! This time, I will not accompany you anymore!" Zhu Bajie declined Lu Xiaoqian's invitation.
From the perspective of Lu Xiaoqian and Shanu, Zhu Bajie, who has become the messenger of the altar, really looks like a worldly master who has seen through the world.
In the end, regardless of whether Zhu Bajie agreed or not, Lu Xiaoqian and Shanu took each other to the modern world without any explanation, and they also sent each other to He Lan's home.
After settling Zhu Bajie, Lu Xiaoqian and Shanu returned toIn the time and space of the Ming Dynasty.
This time, it was Lu Xiaoqian and Shanu again. As soon as they left He Lan's house, Lu Dongyu and Xiaoweiba came here.
"Are you Uncle Zhu?" Lu Dongyu asked Zhu Bajie who was standing in front of him.
"Donor, who are you?" Zhu Bajie made a Buddhist salute to Lu Dongyu.
"Uncle Zhu, I am Lu Xiaoqian's son-Lu Dongyu!" Lu Dongyu answered without saying anything.
"Donor Lu's son, not bad! Amitabha!" As soon as the voice fell, Zhu Bajie put his hands together and closed his eyes, and began to chant silently.
After a brief exchange with Zhu Bajie, Lu Dongyu left He Lan's house with Xiaoweiba.
When Lu Dongyu and Xiaoweiba left He Lan's house, about two quarters of an hour later, He Lan finally came back from get off work.
"Bang!" As soon as He Lan saw Zhu Bajie, her handbag fell to the ground.
"Brother Zhu, you are finally back! I missed you so much!" He Lan threw herself into Zhu Bajie's arms.
"Donor He, I have converted to Buddhism! I have long ceased to be attached to the affairs of the world! Amitabha!" Facing He Lan who was holding him, Zhu Bajie said this indifferently.
"No, I don't believe it. I don't believe that you have already lost everything!" As soon as the voice fell, He Lan began to remove her clothes in front of Zhu Bajie.
However, He Lan had just taken off an outer garment when Zhu Bajie used a method to immobilize her body.
"Donor He, color is emptiness, emptiness is color! I don't belong to you anymore! Why do you have to keep pestering me? Amitabha!" As soon as he finished speaking, Zhu Bajie once again put his hands together and silently chanted.
In the next three days, no matter what means He Lan used against Zhu Bajie, the other party looked like he had nothing in his heart!
"Bero, Zhu Bajie is deliberately ignoring He Lan, right?" Kaisha asked Bero, who was playing poker with her.
"Kesha, you also saw it, didn't you?" Bero threw four Aces on the table.
"Today's Zhu Bajie gives people the feeling that he has experienced some wonderful things with He Lan!" Kaisha threw four 2s on the table.
Bero did not respond. He just hesitated for a moment and threw a pair of kings on the table.
In this way, Kesha, who lost the poker game, punished Bello by not letting her sleep with him tonight, and he accepted it without complaint.
That's right, these days are exactly the period of Kesha's ovulation, so Bello would not sleep with his wife. Yes, the two of them just took the opportunity of playing poker to adjust the atmosphere today!
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