Dreamland Guide

Aoki gave the crow a death mission. When he is away, he must protect the life flower. Crow readily agreed, saying that although the lady boss was a bit fierce, it would never allow any evil forces to harm her for the sake of her elbow.

Bishenghua doesn’t quite understand why she needs protection, and how a crow protects her, a big living person, but after spending a long time with Aoki, she naturally has a sense of trust, and she also has many incredible things embodied in him. Getting used to it.

As a result, a noisy crow followed all his life in and out, even sleeping and going to the toilet.

Sometimes she was so annoyed that she couldn't stand it anymore, especially when the crows came in while taking a bath. She cursed: "You are a crow, and you have to follow a woman in the bath. You will not die! Do you want to be shameless? !"

The crow was rushed outside and snarled at the bathroom door disdainfully: "A woman with such a small breast?"

I heard something hit the bathroom door and then fell to the floor, and the boss’s wife’s scolding sounded as it jingled: “You want to die! Believe it or not, I’ll take you to the pet shop to castrate you tomorrow!”

The boss of Coal croaked and flew back to the living room, flapping his wings, and suddenly remembered the task Aoki had given him, so he flew back, standing at the bathroom door and yawning: "I was wrong. You shouldn't say you have a small chest. , You are chestless! Guaguagua..."

The bathroom door snapped open, and the flower of life around the towel rushed out to pull the crow's hair. The crow quack fled to the living room, flew to the top of the chandelier, and said to the angry lifespan flower: "Okay, it's like a flower, and I don't blame you for the flat chest. The boss doesn't dislike it, what are you afraid of!"

Bishenghua was trembling with anger, pointed at the ceiling and said, "Eat cat food tonight!"

"Oh!" The crow hurriedly flew down and jumped in front of the flower of life to please, "beautiful lady boss, beautiful like a flower..." Seeing that the flower of life was about to hit it, he screamed, "You can hit me, no Pull my hair!"

After a bit of flattering on twitter, the boss of Coal finally ate the sauce elbow again.

"I hate cat food! I hate cats!" The crow screamed with one foot on the bone of Jiang's elbow, one foot raised high.

After eating, the boss of Mei and Bi Shenghua lay on the sofa and watched TV. TV is broadcasting an entertainment show. One day in South Korea, the girls of the group danced on the stage. The boss of Coal was also writhing on the sofa excitedly, singing his own crow-style rap in his mouth:

Quack

Your big long legs swinging dance steps

The eyes ignited the temperature of the stage

Xiaoman's waist twisted to and fro

Rotate more than seven hundred and twenty degrees

Quack

Don't tell me you know martial arts

That would make me afraid I would rather be alone

Your chest and hips are curvy and curvy

But hides the infinite horror like the devil

Quack

Don't tell me you know martial arts

I want to get close to you but can't find the way

Are you Sister Shenxian

Quickly teach me Lingbo microsteps

When I learn, I will go to the Lingjiu Palace to have a meal with you

Quack

Quack

I'm going to dance with you on this stage

But you hide in the artificial fog

The women on the stage are walking in the same footsteps as you

The same awl face with the same word eyebrow

The same nose bridge looks very cool

I know that you are not learning martial arts

That is the unique and invincible disguise technique of the Bangzi family

Quack

Not martial arts

Quack

That is surgery

Quack

Painful realization

You shrew

Quack

Not martial arts

Quack

That is surgery

Quack

shrew

Quack

Vomit

...

Lifetime spent distressingly on her sofa and said: "Keep your paws away, and the sofa leather has been scratched by you!"

The boss of Coal put away his paws, shook his head, and sang: "vomit... quack... surgery..."

Bi Shenghua was really irritable when she heard it, so she turned off the TV and said, "Go to the bathroom to vomit, don't vomit on the sofa."

The boss of Coal stopped, shook his feathers, and suddenly looked at Bi Shenghua and said seriously: "Boss, make a suggestion."

It's rare to see a crow serious in the flower of his life, thinking it really has something serious, so he asked: "What advice? Don't talk about what I eat, what do you eat what I do."

"Neither!" Crow said solemnly, "Do you have any plans to go to Korea recently?"

Lifelong Hua wondered: "What are you going to do in Korea?"

The crow said: "Although the boss doesn't say anything, a man always likes the big one, quack, how can you not make it bigger? If it's not big, you can only make small..."

It took him a long time to understand, picking up a magazine next to him, and patted it: "My old lady slapped you to death, only the crow!"

The crow hid aside and shouted aggrieved: "I am thinking for you, I am afraid that you will become a second room from the main palace!"

The Flower of Life chased the crow to fight, and the crow screamed while running away in the room: "Those two women are older than you...Although you have more personality...If you want me to choose... 呱...I also choose you... Gua... but the boss is a man... Gua... hard to say... Gua..."

After chasing it, the flower of his whole life could not be chased, and the crow could not run anymore. He lay on the floor all by himself, gasping for breath.

Bi Shenghua gasped and cursed: "Dead...dead crow...you...you are so tired of sauce elbows!"

The crow gasped and said, "I... also for your good."

Bi Shenghua said: "I want you to worry about my mother!"

The crow said: "I didn't worry about your man being abducted. Do you think he only has police flowers and flight attendants? Gugua, in that cave in southern Yunnan, he almost went with the woman named Cuckoo..."

Bi Sheng Hua said disdainfully: "Bring it, you didn't go to southern Yunnan." Suddenly remembered something and felt wrong, "Do you know what?"

"Quak..." The crow suddenly remembered that Aoki was its owner, and said nothing.

The life flower roared: "Who is the rhododendron?"

With a proud head held high, the crow straightened his body in a posture that he regarded death as if he was at home and would not say anything. It really looked like a righteous bird who would die for a friend.

The Lifetime Flower brought two pots, and put them in front of the crow: "Sauce elbow, cat food, choose yourself!"

The crow said, "Do you think I would betray my master like this? Gua!" It slowly turned around ~www.readwn.com~ and glanced at the two pots of food on the floor with slanted eyes and disdain." Cuckoo? Let me think about..."

The crow began to twitter to tell a story about a woman, a Japanese devils, and Aoki. When Bishenghua heard that he took away both pots on the ground, he cursed: "Dead crow, make up stories to tease me!"

"Quaqua, what I said is true!" The crow called after chasing the heel of the flower of life, "it is true! Quacking, my elbow, my elbow..."

At this moment, Bi Shenghua suddenly received a call from Lao Wang, saying that he wanted to talk to her. Lifetime Flower said yes, let him come to the store tomorrow. But Lao Wang said he wanted to meet right now. The flower of life asked where he was. He said that it was in a teahouse in the south of the city, and said that Aunt Zhang'er was also there.

Bi Sheng Hua asked Lao Wang to send a location, and he was ready to drive over. Crow followed her closely in accordance with the tasks Aoki confessed.

Bi Shenghua said: "Why are you following me? Go back to the house."

The crow resolutely said: "For your safety, I must go with you."

Bi Shenghua said, "Did you hear that the snacks in that restaurant are pretty good!"