Dressed As the Paranoid Female Second In the Interstellar Text

"Di, congratulations on completing the task, the reward is 0.1 spiritual power, and the cumulative reward is 0.6 spiritual power."

Su Baibai was lying on the hospital bed, staring at the ceiling with his eyes open, letting the system beep beep in his head.

This is a private hospital located in the academy. Although there is only one building, the sparrow is small, complete with internal organs, well-equipped, and powerful doctors. It is comparable to the top hospital in the Empire. Su Baibai's arm had already been medicated, bandaged, and hung around his neck.

The pain at the wound still didn't go away completely, Su Baibai frowned, raised one arm, tilted his head and looked at Yari beside him.

Almost died, the poor little male protagonist Yari, who was not completely dead, didn't have a single bone in his body that was good. He lay there, his slender body sinking deep into the soft white quilt. The slender neck is pressed with fine and irregular short hair, showing a little curly arc that is not very obvious.

The edge of the quilt showed a milky white wrist, and the blue veins on the back of the thin hand were obvious.

The most eye-catching thing is the slender scar hanging on his cheek. On such a face, it is like a beautiful jade and a small flaw, which is regrettable.

Fortunately, the current medical skills have improved a lot compared with modern times. Even if the arm is broken, there are fast-growing techniques. Such a small injury will not affect the male protagonist's earth-shattering beauty.

Yari has consumed too much mental power and is still in a coma.

Su Baibai listened to the reward of the system in his head, and laughed coldly, debunking its lies, "Mental power is rewarded to the male protagonist, right?"

System: ... Silent JPG.

Su Baibai's face became even colder, "I said I'm a tool person, do you really use me as a tool person?"

The system was silent for a while, and finally said, "This is the rule, Ari Otis is the protagonist, and the whole world will serve him."

Oh, including her, she's a service person.

Although he had already guessed it, Su Baibai was still a little angry. But when he turned his head and saw Yari's tragic state, he suddenly felt relieved.

For such a hard-working little male protagonist, it's okay to give some rewards, anyway, he is his own.

Just as Su Baibai was thinking, with a click, the door of the ward was suddenly opened, and a man in a white military uniform walked in.

He saw Lilona lying on the hospital bed with a smile on his face, and put the flowers in his hand into the vase by her bed.

Freshly picked, unknown red flowers that look like modern roses, dipped in early morning dew. The man stood beside Lillona's bed with his tall legs and long legs, his voice warm and friendly, "Miss Lillona, ​​I'm sorry."

Su Baibai lay on the hospital bed and raised his eyebrows.

"This time, it was our Bird family's fault."

The fact that Owen Bird secretly released the test items will eventually be known. It doesn't matter if a civilian student dies, but if the heir of the Neuer family is injured, this matter will definitely not be good.

"I will deal with Owen, and I hope you don't tell Patriarch Neuer about this." Asa leaned slightly, and his breath touched Su Baibai's ear as he spoke.

Su Baibai didn't notice that the two were too close.

Owen? Oh, it turns out that the alien beast is his ghost.

Su Baibai doesn't care about this kind of thing, anyway, everyone is a tool person, who is more noble than the other.

"Oh." The girl tilted her head slightly. She lay lazily on the hospital bed. When she looked up at him, she revealed a fair and upturned nose, red lips, long curly hair, and thick eyelashes, covering the The ruby-colored eyeballs reveal a lovely breath of life in the coldness.

She was wearing a large blue hospital gown, which hung loosely. Such a clean color also removed the gloomy atmosphere that she usually had. From Asaph's point of view, she can see her white and slender neck and thin and perfect shoulder and collarbone.

This is Lelona that Asaph has never seen before. In his impression, Lilona was gloomy, weird, and perverted, but the girl in front of her... seemed to be different.

The delicate girl is more fragrant, sweeter and more beautiful than the freshly picked flowers on the bedside.

Asa swallowed his throat, his mental power fluctuated slightly.

Su Baibai felt his mental power and turned to look at him in confusion.

Asa was stunned for a moment, then continued to smile.

When he laughed, his blue eyes narrowed, and his beautiful peach blossom eyes lifted up, revealing a hazy and gentle aura.

Su Baibai frowned. She felt that the man smiled too fakely, as if he had put a smiley mask on his face.

Asa noticed his gaffe, he restrained the overflowing mental power, and then tilted his head, as if he finally saw Yari lying on the next hospital bed.

There was a window in the ward, from which the colorful sunlight filtered through and shone on the boy's androgynous pale face.

Every inch of the boy's face seemed to be carefully carved by God.

Bird's heart moved.

No wonder Lillona would be interested in this young man, such a gadget like colored glass shattered with a slight squeeze, it was quite arousing interest.

"I still have something to do. I'm sorry for the time being." Colonel Bird finished condolences and was about to leave. Before leaving, he showed a hesitant expression.

"I've heard some rumors about you. As the heir of the Neuer family, it's okay to keep some small toys. I won't mind."

Su Baibai: ? ? ?

Colonel Bird smiled at Su Baibai and closed the door of the ward.

Colonel Bird left, Su Baibai asked the system, "Who is he?"

The system said: "Your future fiancé, Asa Bird."

Oh? She is going to die in the future, so this is her widowed fiance?

After thinking about it, Su Baibai tilted his head and saw the little male protagonist lying there with his eyes wide open.

Oh huh? Wake up, little toy.

In the spacious corridor of the Royal Academy's private hospital, a man in a white military uniform opened the door of a ward.

There is no odor in the pure white ward. There is a single bed in the ward. This is the single room where Euro Bird lives.

Euro Bird was not injured, he was only temporarily placed in this ward by Asaph.

Seeing Asaph coming in, Owen got up immediately.

Asa Bird stood at the door with a smile on his face, and slowly took off the white gloves on his hands.

"Big brother." Euro walked in front of Asa, and just after spit out two words, Asa held a smiling face, suddenly raised his hand, and slapped Euro's face with a vigorous slap.

With a "pop", Euro Bird was beaten to the side, and a bright red palm print appeared on his white face.

He widened his eyes in shock, in disbelief.

"Trash." The smile on Asa's face subsided instantly, and he was not as fast as he did to turn the book.

The gentle and elegant atmosphere that the man had originally gathered on his body disappeared at this moment, and his blue eyes were full of coldness, "How much shame do you have to give to the Bird family?"

Euro Bird gritted his teeth, lowered his head, changed his usual arrogance in the Royal Academy, and did not dare to speak at all.

"Trash like you will only be thrown on the battlefield to feed the alien beasts. With such a clumsy plan, do you have alien beast dung in your head?" The gentle and elegant man, wearing an orthodox military uniform, said Out of this dirty talk.

Asaph was three years apart from Owen. Asa was born with SS-level spiritual power and was designated as the heir by the head of the family.

Since childhood, Owen Bird has lived in the shadow of Asaph.

"You, go back and have a baby."

"I don't want it! I want to go to the battlefield! I want to be a warrior!" Before Owen could finish his words, Asaph grabbed his neck.

Under the pressure of the sss-level psychic, Owen couldn't even move his eyeballs, his face turned purple, and he even felt that his thoughts had been invaded.

"Go back, Lirona is up to me."

Yari always knew that he was Lilona Neuer's plaything.

The proud daughter of the sky, the heir to the Neuer family, and a future fiancé who is also one of the four major families, the Bird family.

Ah.

Yari sneered, killing intent on his face, "You don't need to explain."

He heard it all.

A plaything, what else would she explain to a plaything? The boy's dark eyes were dark, unable to hide his anger.

Su Baibai stared at Yari for a while, tilted his head, and said in confusion, "I didn't want to explain."

The price of being quick is painful. When Su Baibai heard the stupid task released by the stupid system, she fell into a long silence.

"System task: Let the male protagonist smile at you. The time limit is 72 hours. Be sincere."

Sincere mother, look at his dog-like appearance, can he truly smile when I die? Not only can you laugh, but you can also climb the Himalayas for a party in one breath.

Su Baibai sneered and said to the system, "You can kill me."

The system was silent for a while, and said, "You can't die. If you don't do these things, the plot will stagnate, and your tasks will just keep looping."

Doggy!

Su Baibai understood that she was on a pirate ship.

The system continued: "According to my calculations, the chance of resurrection is not attractive to you. The scary thing is that you can't die, right?"

"After death, you can choose to be resurrected, or you can choose real death."

"Heh." Su Baibai sneered again, this is obviously a forced sale, she must be a tool anyway.

"The male protagonist can't die no matter what?" Su Baibai said coldly.

The system was silent for a long time before saying, "Yes."

Su Baibai, "Oh."

System: ... the premonition is very bad.

"Laugh." Su Baibai sat beside Yari's hospital bed with Erlang's legs crossed.

Yari can't move his entire body except for one head now. He looked coldly at Lilona in front of him, his face full of disgust.

Although he didn't know what the **** this woman was doing, he wouldn't let her do what she wanted.

Hmph, she treats him as a plaything, if she wants him to laugh, does he have to laugh?

Oh, dreaming.

Su Baibai saw that Yari looked like a dead pig not afraid of being scalded by boiling water, so he bent down, stretched out his hands, grabbed his cheeks and pulled them upwards.

System, "...to smile sincerely."

Mom sells batches.

Su Baibai retracted his hand and looked at Yari's red face, cursing, frowning and cocking Erlang's legs again.

Although Ari lay there helplessly, his killing intent towards Su Baibai was not concealed on his face.

Judging from this expression, Su Baibai wouldn't believe it if she didn't want to lift her ashes.

The two stared at each other for a while, Su Baibai took the lead to look away, turned on his brain, and began to search, "How to make someone laugh."

Search results: "If you want a person to laugh from the heart, you can choose to tell a joke."

joke?

Su Baibai continued to search for jokes.

Well, this is it.

Su Baibai's face was expressionless, "The woman said, dear, let's break up!"

After staring for a long time, the finally tired teenager looked at her subconsciously, his eyes alert and puzzled.

Su Baibai continued, "The man said, did you have a wild man outside behind my back? The woman said, if we don't separate again, my husband will not let us go."

Done.

Su Baibai raised his head and stared at Yari's face that made God chasing Saifan.

Ari squinted.

Is this reminding him that he is the third-party plaything?

"Huh." Ari sneered.

Su Baibai told the system, "He laughed."

System, "...sneer doesn't count."

"Why not? Was he really sneering?"

System: "...It can't be counted anyway."

The male protagonist can't enter the oil and salt, and the system is an idiot. Su Baibai told jokes dryly for half an hour, and she was about to fall asleep.

Seeing Su Baibai so mad, the system rarely suggested kindly, "Laughter makes people feel gentle, and then comes out of the heart."

gentle? Oh, she's never had that thing in her life.

Su Baibai turned off his intellectual brain and got up with a mocking expression.

System, "will cycle."

Su Baibai sat back again with a butt, spicy chicken system.

She took a deep breath, reopened her brain, and her face became very peaceful.

Okay, knock it!

After the field survival training, the God of War mecha was acquired by the heroine Jinse without any suspense.

Faced with the God of War mecha that she has dreamed of for a long time, the heroine Jinse is not very happy.

Because this mecha was... picked up by her.

At that time, at the end of the field survival training, Jinse heard the howl of the alien beast and rushed in that direction immediately, not thinking that the rescue planes had already left when she arrived, and the logistics staff were cleaning the battlefield.

The ground was full of residual blood, and the alien beast that had lost half of its head was crooked there, its eyes missing an eyeball staring at her, like a black hole, trying to **** her into it.

This is the first time Ginser has seen alien beasts, huge, terrifying, strange creatures. It is the enemy they will face all their lives as spiritual warriors and imperial warriors.

But this alien beast was not killed by her, and she could not accept the God of War mecha.

When Jinse appeared in Yari's ward, Su Baibai was telling Yari fairy tales.

"Once upon a time, there was a girl named Cinderella. She had a stepmother, and if she had a stepmother, she would have a stepfather. A stepmother is not a good thing, and a stepfather is not a good thing..."

"I don't want to hear it." Yari hoarse, his eyes flushed.

Su Baibai ignored it and continued, "Step sister is not a good thing either..."

"Lirona, shut up!"

"If you laugh, I'll shut up." Su Baibai looked at Yari with one hand on his cheek.

Yari blushed, "You're dreaming."

At the door of the ward, Jinse watched the inexplicable and strange scene inside, neither entering nor exiting.

"I, come and see you...you."

Su Baibai looked up at her, then lowered her head and continued to read the fairy tale.

"I heard that you guys are injured, are you okay?" Ginser said dryly, his eyes wandering over Yari and Lirona.

"It's fine." Yari pursed the corners of his lips.

Su Baibai continued to flip through the book, his voice "crashing" with impatience.

Kinse turned to look at her.

Noticing Jinse's gaze, Su Baibai raised his head, raised the fairy tale book in his hand, and explained, "I'll see the ending."

Kinse:  …

"I brought you some nutritional supplements." Kinser put the nutritional supplements in his hand on the table.

"Thank you." Ari hoarsely thanked.

It was the first person to see him since he was hospitalized... not including Lillona.

Ari's eyes brightened slightly.

Su Baibai sat on the small stool beside the hospital bed, saw the boy's lips twitching, his mind moved, suddenly stood up and stood behind Jinse, and said, "You guys continue."

System, "...It's useless even if you stand behind the heroine, the hero is smiling at the heroine."

Su Baibai: Can't you just rub it?

Su Baibai felt bored, turned around and was about to leave the ward, but didn't want Jinse to stop her and said, "I want to fight with you. I think there is a problem with the ownership of the God of War mecha."

Strong woman Jinse thinks she can't win.

Su Baibai was not interested in the God of War mecha, she said directly: "I admit defeat."

Kinse:  …

Facing Lirona who didn't even want to struggle, Ginser's expression became extremely complicated. She felt that Lillona seemed to be different from before, no, very different.

Lilona used to be competitive, gloomy and eccentric... Although she is still gloomy and eccentric now, she lost her competitive spirit and became extremely casual, as if she had no desires or desires.

"You fight him." Su Bai pointed at Yari, and curled his lips abruptly when he saw the boy's overly beautiful face.

She was born gorgeous, her red hair was born with a soft luster, her eyes were raised when she smiled, she looked bright, but she revealed gloom in her bones, "It's better to kill her."

Jinse: ...The young couple quarreled?

"Neither do I." Yari tilted his head, his voice weak.

"I've already given you a chance." Since she didn't want it, Jinse didn't force it, so she pushed open the door of the ward and went out.

Su Baibai stood in the same place, watching Yari stare at Jinse's back and leave, suddenly remembering that these two people are the official match.

But what does this have to do with her?

Jokes are useless, fairy tales are useless, Su Baibai is useless.

"If you kill me, he will be able to laugh. Not only can he laugh, but he can also laugh away."

system:……

Su Baibai said: "Isn't there something like a half-step maddening smile that can make people smile Jiuquan?"

System, "...This is not really a smile."

"If everyone is going to die, can you really laugh?"

system,"……"

Su Baibai finished arguing with the system, and suddenly stood up again. Under Yari's vigilant gaze, she pushed open the door of the ward and walked out, went straight to find a doctor, and asked, "Is there a medicine that can make people laugh?"

Doctor:……

"No, no?" The doctor used what he had learned in his life, trying to scour his head.

"What about people taking stupid medicine?"

Doctor: "...Yes?"

The system finally stopped being silent, "Are you going to poison the male lead to be stupid?"

Su Baibai thinks this proposal is very good. As long as Yari is stupid, she can do whatever she wants. Isn't it very convenient?

"No way!" The system jumped up excitedly, "If the male protagonist is stupid, the follow-up plot will not be able to proceed, and it will fall into an infinite loop, and you will still not die."

Gee!

Su Baibai didn't give up, "Is it okay to be half-stupid?"

system:……

It won't work to poison the male protagonist, and Su Baibai returned to the ward.

Yari curled up on the hospital bed, black hair sweaty and trembling all over.

Su Baibai noticed something was wrong with him, and walked over after thinking for a while.

On the large hospital bed, the young man also changed into a blue hospital gown. His short black hair seemed to have grown a little longer, touching the back of his neck, revealing a slender butterfly bone. He was trembling, but his face was burning red.

Ok?

Is this... a fever?

Su Bai held his cheeks and asked the system, "If he burns himself stupidly, it doesn't matter to me, right?"