Dressed As the Paranoid Female Second In the Interstellar Text

"Why don't we vote?" Hosk suggested.

Su Baibai raised his hand and took the lead to point to... Hosk.

Hosk: …

Ari followed suit.

Ginther hesitated for a moment, and pointed to Hosk as well.

Well, the male personnel are sure: Hosk.

"Then... me." Hosk didn't expect that he would get burned. He nodded helplessly and continued, "In addition to a man, I also need a woman."

Su Baibai turned his fingers and was about to point at Jinse when he found that Jinse had pointed his finger at her.

Su Baibai:…

Su Baibai stretched out his hand and held Jinse's wrist slightly offset.

Ari met Ginser's finger and blinked dully.

"Darling, don't you know whether I'm a man or a woman?" The voice of the juvenile's voice-changing period was hoarse and low, like the collision of jade stones. In layman's terms, it can make the ear pregnant.

My dear looked righteously, "Look, he looks prettier than a woman."

Ari:…

Ari sighed softly, "I volunteer."

Who made him reluctant to suffer his dear?

Hosk looked at Yari up and down, the boy was black-haired and black-eyed, indifferent to sex, he was indeed prettier than a woman.

"Then it's decided."

The plan was decided, and everyone went back to their rooms to rest.

Su Baibai looked at Yari who was following him into the room, and asked with a confused expression, "What are you doing?"

"I'm going to the snake den tomorrow."

uh-huh?

"Maybe I'll die tomorrow."

Will not.

"I, want to be with you..."

what?

Facing Su Baibai's puzzled expression, Yari kept the last two words in his mouth, but he still didn't say it.

He wanted to sleep with her.

"Are you okay? Go to sleep."

With a "click", Su Baibai closed the door.

Yari returned to his room with a dissatisfied expression on his face. He went to the balcony to blow air, and suddenly found that the balconies of the two rooms were connected.

Well…

Su Baibai took a comfortable bath, and when she came out wearing a nightgown, she saw a person standing beside her bed.

The boy's clothes did not change, the cat's ears drooped down softly, and the slender tail swayed slowly with interest. The most important thing was what he was holding in his hand.

It was Su Baibai's clothes.

Yari lowered his head, buried his face, and smelled the fragrance of the girl left on his clothes, sweet and greasy, which made his blood boil.

Su Baibai: ...What a **** pervert!

"You..." Su Baibai said a word in a dry voice when he realized something was wrong.

"Why is your tail crooked?" The moment Yari saw Su Baibai, his tail, which was still swinging leisurely, suddenly bent 90 degrees, which looked very strange.

Ari frowned, he didn't know either.

Su Baibai immediately grabbed his hand, "Go, go to Hosk to see if it's broken."

Yari was pulled by Su Baibai and walked three steps. Su Baibai suddenly paused, turned around, pointed to his personal belongings that Yari was holding in his hand, and said, "Are you putting these things down first?"

Yari didn't feel embarrassed at all, just reluctantly put things back on the bed, and even asked, "Do you want me to wash it for you?"

Su Baibai: ...forget it, I'm afraid I didn't wash her with saliva?

Hosk is looking at the information about the two-headed snake in the room. In order to ensure the safety of him and Yari, he must be very cautious.

"This..." Hosk looked down at Yari's tail and contacted Admiral White.

Admiral White's voice was very clear and explosive in the empty room, "Looks like it's in heat."

send! Affection! !

"When a female cat is in heat, she will be extremely eager to have sex, her body will smell like courtship, her tail will be twisted ninety degrees, and her legs will kick back when she touches the tail, yes, some will never stop. The begging cry of 'Old Wu Lao Wu Lao Wu'."

After Admiral White finished speaking, the three people in the room were silent for a long time.

Suddenly, Su Baibai tried his best to get rid of the hand he was holding Yari, "Well, I'll go first, you guys can talk slowly."

Just as Su Baibai turned around, someone grabbed her tail.

hiss…

Yari leaned over and hugged her, "I'm so uncomfortable."

Su Baibai pondered for a while and asked, "Want to call Lao Wu?"

Ari:…

"Cough," Husk coughed lightly and asked Admiral White through his intellectual brain, "Is there any way to relieve it?"

Admiral White said: "Although I haven't experienced it myself, I guess it should be the same as eating sex, as long as it is relieved, it will be fine."

Yari's eyes lit up when he looked at Su Baibai, as if a female cat in a crazy estrus period saw a poor male cat strolling by.

"Then what...cough," Su Baibai coughed lightly and interjected, "He's a female cat now, do you want a male or a female?"

Admiral White over there was silent for a while, and said, "Whatever." Then he turned off the brain with a "click".

Su Baibai pulled away Yari's hand around her waist, "Look, do you want to talk to the marshal to discuss the true meaning of life?"

Yari tilted his tail and hugged Su Baibai tightly, even gnashing his teeth when he spoke, "I want you."

The final result was that Yari went to the bathroom to take a cold shower. Su Baibai was afraid of his impulsiveness and added a lot of ice cubes to him.

Yari was lying in the bathtub buried by ice, his black hair was wet on his forehead, and he looked very aggrieved and pitiful.

Su Baibai reached out and brushed the wet hair from his forehead for him, revealing his delicate and beautiful face.

I have to say, the male protagonist's face is really the best in the whole universe, right?

Too bad it doesn't belong to her.

Su Baibai stared at Yari with her hands on her cheeks. She asked him, "Why do you love me?"

Yari curled up in the bathtub aggrieved, his voice was soft, "Perverted."

Su Baibai: ...then your taste is really unique.

The bathtub is really small, like a child's bathtub. The poor boy who grew up in his developmental stage was stuffed inside, his legs folded, and the whole person looked like a small shrimp in the curling stage.

"How about I rub your back?" Su Baibai suggested that he was really pitiful.

The boy didn't move, just glanced at her with those wet eyes, and made a strange sound, "Old Wu Lao Wu."

Su Baibai: "...I went out."

You can fend for yourself.

After soaking for a night, Yari's skin was rosy and shiny, revealing a burst of estrogen.

"These are the clothes I bought."

Ginser handed the clothes in his hand to Hosk and Yari respectively, one for men and one for women, both very coquettish and revealing.

For example, Hosk's is full-hole lace. Yari's is transparent and hollow, but fortunately, there are three-point occlusions.

"Are you sure this won't be exposed?" Su Baibai looked up and down at Yari's flat body.

Ginther coughed lightly, trying to control his eyes from looking at Hosk, "Well, probably, probably not."

Hosk has been changed, and the figure comparable to Mr. Bodybuilder is completely Ginther's dish.

Of course, Su Baibai wasn't very interested in this kind of muscular man. What she was most interested in was that Yari was so lean and not thin.

The teenager was too tall, wearing a three-point style, with a red lace hollow skirt covering the outer hood. The skirt was as high as the thighs, revealing slender and fair legs, which was extremely tempting.

"Is it a bit...too high?" Su Baibai raised his head.

Jinse said: "Don't you think his beauty has made people ignore his height?"

You're right.

"But I think I need to put on some makeup." After finishing speaking, Jinse handed the cosmetic bag in his hand to Su Baibai, and then said, "I can't wear makeup." The naturally beautiful heroine does not need to use makeup to set off her beauty. .

Although Su Baibai doesn't wear makeup, she does.

"Sit down." Su Baibai took Yari to the mirror and sat down.

The boy sat there obediently, tilting his head and staring at Su Baibai in the mirror.

The girl is packing up her makeup, her fingers are slender and fair, with a pink color.

"Are you jealous?" Yari said suddenly.

Su Bai paused and turned to look at him.

The young man didn't look at her, as if he hadn't said the words just now, he lowered his head, but after waiting for a while, he couldn't help but say again: "If I was taken lightly by that snake, and it was not clean, would you not? Will you leave me?"

Su Baibai:…

Su Baibai squeezed two words from between his teeth, "No."

"Then do you think I'm ugly now?"

"Will not."

"Then will you really marry Hosk?"

"No..." As soon as Su Baibai spit out a word, he realized that he had been tricked by Yari.

Although it was a routine, Yari still smiled happily.

like a fool.

For some reason, Su Baibai couldn't help but hooked his lips.

After putting on makeup, she stood up with Yari, and suddenly realized that something was wrong.

Why did she feel that the man's **** seemed to be a little more upturned than usual?

"You..." Su Baibai leaned over to observe, "Why do you want to tilt your butt?"

Ari wondered, "...is there?"

Su Baibai, "No?"

Ari looked in the mirror, and his tail tilted involuntarily.

"I just can't control it," he said aggrieved.

As he spoke, the young man lowered his eyelashes, although he did not wear false eyelashes at all, but his eyelashes were comparable to those of false eyelashes, and his expression revealed a very pitiful expression.

Su Baibai felt a bit of compassion.

"I..." Just as Yari spoke, a small dried fish was suddenly stuffed into his mouth.

Su Baibai explained: "Old Wu brand dried fish." It's precious.

Yari: ...be yourself.

The two-headed snake has a beauty pageant every three days. Originally, the fifth city had the fewest half-orcs. In the past few days, the beauties in the city have basically been tossed out by him.

The two-headed snake's subordinates were worried, not wanting to see a man and a woman walking in front of them.

The man is tall and straight, with looming muscles.

The woman is tall and fair, coquettish and passionate.

The eyes of his subordinates lit up, and immediately two sacks were carried into the snake's nest.

Jinse and Su Baibai hiding in the dark: ...I feel that the intelligence quotient of these orcs is...a bit complicated, and it's a waste of their carefully selected costumes.

The two-headed snake lives underground at a construction site with a snake hole that he/she designed himself.

The moist and damp soil, the soft snakes wriggling everywhere, curled up in clumps, swam, and made a "hissing" sound, are challenging the limits of human beings.

The subordinates carried the sacks and went in lightly, turning around, going deeper and darker, and finally reached the deepest part of the cave.

The cave floor is littered with the bones of beasts and humans.

The two-headed snake was coiled in this pile of bones, and in front of it was a half-eaten human being.

The poor human's legs were **** but not dead, just stared at him and whimpered like crazy.

Hosk and Yari were released from the sack, and Hosk recognized at a glance that the human was wearing Mecha team clothes.

His eyes were instantly scarlet, but fortunately, Yari, who was standing beside him, grabbed his arm and pretended to be afraid to hide behind him.

It has been a long time since the two-headed snake has seen a beauty. When she|he saw Hosk and Yari at a glance, he immediately spit out a stench.

With a flick of the double-headed snake's tail, half of the human in front of him was thrown away.

The human fell to the pile of bones, making a series of vague and rapid cries of pain.

"Shula, Shula..." The two-headed snake's thick tail swam on the ground, and with the sound of crushing bones, it walked slowly to Hosk and Yari.

Its two heads are up and down, one left and one right.

The male head stared at Yari, and the female head stared at Hosk.

The green eyes of the man's head were narrowed into slits. When he spoke, a scarlet and forked snake letter spit out of his mouth. His voice was hoarse and sexy, "Look, this kitten is still in heat."