Drink Black Tea Calmly at Hogwarts

The students at Hogwarts are all on the train now. If Voldemort’s railway guerrillas attack the train, maybe Harry Potter will be cold now.

There are no students in the castle, so the professors’ lunches are basically sent to their offices or dormitories by the house elves, and only a few professors will go to the kitchen to eat by themselves.

Zhang Xu walked into the kitchen, found Dobby, asked him to prepare the dough that had woken up, and then asked him to roll the dough with the dough on the side.

Then Zhang Xu took out the prepared ten kilograms of meat and finely chopped them into scumbags.

After the simmered seeds are cut, put them in a pot, put the processed shrimps, mushrooms, and seasonings, sesame oil, etc., and stir well.

After Dobby rolled out the dumpling skins, Zhang Xu and Dumbledore, Professor McGonagall, Professor Flitwick, Professor Sprout, and Professor Snape made the dumpling together.

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What is this weird style of painting!

"Harry Potter" fans from "Hometown" will cry and beat themselves to death when they see this scene!

If they saw the cold-faced Professor Snape skillfully taking meat and squeezing dumpling skins, would they go crazy because of the broken three views.

Zhang Xu himself collapsed.

As the saying goes, if you don’t eat dumplings at the beginning of school, your exam scores are low.

Seeing that the lunch time hadn't arrived, I ran to the kitchen on a whim to make some dumplings for lunch, and then went back to sleep until the school dinner started.

As a result, when Zhang Xu was chopping meat, first Dumbledore, then the four deans, came to the kitchen to watch him brutally.

Knowing this would happen, he went back to the dormitory to eat instant noodles.

Today Zhang Xu was hit by a group of school leaders in the kitchen by accident, because Dumbledore decided to find an informal place to convene the school leadership team for a small meeting with Fudge’s new colleagues who came to Hogwarts this morning. , Breathe.

Some things are not easy to say in the principal’s office, otherwise they will be treated as the principal giving orders to everyone.

If you change a place, for example, the school leadership group is in the kitchen while making dumplings while chatting, some things will not be able to investigate afterwards whether it was the principal’s order or the grassroots cadres who made their own decisions.

Ever since, Zhang Xu got involved so inexplicably.

"We will welcome a new colleague today." Dumbledore said while making dumplings. "The Ministry of Magic appointed Dolores Umbridge, the Deputy Minister of Magic, as Hogwarts in the new year. Professor of Defense Against the Dark Arts class."

"The appointment of the Ministry of Magic?" Professor McGonagall asked.

"Yes," Dumbledore said, "The Ministry of Magic passed the "Education Order No. 22" on August 30, ensuring that if the current principal cannot provide a candidate for a teaching position, the Ministry will recommend one. The right person."

The four deans frowned.

No one who can be the dean is a fool, and he soon figured out the purpose of the Ministry of Magic.

In fact, Hogwarts has always been outside the jurisdiction of the Ministry of Magic. The Ministry of Magic has been trying to reach into Hogwarts for many years, but was blocked by the previous principals.

Back then, the basilisk thing was very violent. The Ministry of Magic only sent two Aurors to stroll around. It was not that they didn't want to send someone to open a "campus police station", but was blocked by Dumbledore.

After Sirius Black escaped from prison, the Ministry of Magic once again wanted to use security work to reach into the Hogwarts campus, but Dumbledore once again pushed them outside the school wall.

At the end of last school year, after Dumbledore broke the video of Voldemort’s return, the Ministry of Magic hastened to interfere with Hogwarts, and at the last moment, taking advantage of the opportunity that no one dared to be a Defence Against the Dark Arts class professor, passed the "Second Education Order No. 12.

When the Order of the Phoenix had a meeting a while ago, Zhang Xu proposed to Dumbledore that Blake should be a professor of Defense Against the Dark Arts class without giving the Ministry of Magic a chance. At that time Blake also agreed to this proposal.

But in the end Dumbledore rejected this proposal. A curse at this position was too strong, even Old Deng was a little bit so afraid to put Blake in this position. If Blake was in this position, he would have fun. Up.

Later, Zhang Xu suggested that Snape should be the professor of Defense Against the Dark Arts and another professor of Potions. As a result, Dumbledore rejected the proposal again for the same reason.

As a result, this gave the Ministry of Magic an opportunity.

"I hope her level is higher than Professor Jidro Lockhart." Zhang Xu said.

Except that Dumbledore's face was a bit dark, the other four professors all smiled.

It can only be said that Lockhart disguised too well back then, even Dumbledore said.

Knowing what kind of urine the new professor is, Zhang Xu is already wondering if he wants to tear off the cover of this year's Defence Against the Dark Arts textbook and wrap it on other books.

"I'm afraid the new professor won't teach the students peacefully." Professor McGonagall said with a sneer.

"This is inevitable," Zhang Xu entered the "prophet" mode. "First, I went to Hogwarts to serve as a professor, and then through the Ministry of Magic to formulate various targeted regulations, on the one hand, restrict the various actions of the students. At the same time, the professors will be reviewed and cleaned."

As soon as Zhang Xu finished speaking, Dumbledore and the four professors stopped making dumplings in their hands and looked at him in unison.

"Zhang, you see this more clearly than us. Tell me what you think she would do?" Professor Flitwick said.

Zhang Xu naturally did not dare to violate the dean's order.

Zhang Xu put down a dumpling that had just been made, sorted out his thoughts, and then said: "Let's look at the goals of the Ministry of Magic first, and then use their goals to reverse the actions they will take."

"The biggest goal of the Ministry of Magic is to completely control Hogwarts. The biggest obstacle preventing them from accomplishing this goal is Professor Dumbledore."

"In the past two months, the Ministry of Magic has spared no effort in discrediting Professor Dumbledore in public opinion, and has caused the professor to lose a lot of important work, all in order to drive the professor away from the position of president of Hogwarts. prepare."

"So Umbridge's most important task is to find the'criminal evidence' that will drive Professor Dumbledore away."

The four deans nodded and agreed with Zhang Xu.

"What evidence can Professor Dumbledore have?" Professor Sprout asked, frowning.

"I'm not quite sure about this." Zhang Xu replied, "But the Minister of Magic Fudge has always been very afraid that the professor will take his place. Maybe they will find clues that the professor has organized an army in the school to prepare Attack the Ministry of Magic."

After hearing Zhang Xu's words, the four deans and Dumbledore all smiled at once, and even the corners of Snape's mouth, who had been cold-faced, curled a little.

"They are worried about Professor Dumbledore, they might as well worry about you," Professor Flitwick said sharply. "If there is an army in Hogwarts, it was formed by you, Zhang."

"Actually, I am also a little worried," Zhang Xu said. "Will the Defense Association of .. be considered by them as the'Dumbledore\'s Army'."

Except for Dumbledore, who remained calm, the four deans were taken aback for a moment, and they found that it was really possible that they would be interpreted by the Ministry of Magic in this way.

".'S activity?" Professor McGonagall said with a frown.

"It doesn't matter," Zhang Xu replied, "I can find someone to take this matter down."

Except for the corners of Snape's mouth cramping, the other three deans and Dumbledore looked at Zhang Xu curiously, trying to figure out who he planned to find to carry the pot.

It's just that Zhang Xu made the cut first, only shook his head, and didn't say the name of that person.

At the same time, on the train heading to Hogwarts, Malfoy, who was arguing with Harry and the others, sneezed loudly, and Harry took the opportunity to lose a round.

"In addition to Professor Dumbledore, Umbridge will also attack other professors." Zhang Xu continued, "As a leader, there will definitely be a few of his own confidants. So Umbridge will definitely find opportunities to fire. Several professors, and then let the Ministry of Magic arrange their own people."

"For example, if we use classroom assessments to give scores to professors, professors who fail will be fired."

As soon as Zhang Xu finished speaking, the four deans were taken aback for a while, and Snape squeezed the dumplings in his hands with a harder hand.

Among the professors he was doing, Snape had been a Death Eater before, and he knew what his image was in the hearts of the students, so he was the easiest to be targeted.

"The professors here are not a problem," Zhang Xu said. "I think the most worrying people should be Professor Hagrid, Professor Trelawney and myself."

Dumbledore, who had been silent for a while, gave an "um" sound, and then stopped talking.

Hagrid is his confidant, Trelawney is also very important, and Dumbledore will naturally prepare to respond.

"Except for the professor, what Umbridge has left is to manage the students well." Zhang Xu continued.

"Recently, I got news from the Ministry of Magic. The Ministry seems to be very unhappy with students mastering combat skills. Just like we defeated the basilisk and repelled the werewolves, this is not allowed by the Ministry.

"So for students, it is nothing more than restricting students' activities through various rules and regulations, and then reviewing various activities in the school. Only organizations approved by Umbridge can continue to exist."

"In this way, such organizations and activities can only be dissolved and stopped."

"Maybe she would also prohibit the distance between boys and girls from less than five to eight inches." Finally Zhang Xu shrugged and said.

After Zhang Xu finished speaking, the deans fell silent.

This thing is a bit tricky.

"Then what should we do?" Professor McGonagall asked, looking at Dumbledore.

Dumbledore didn't answer, but just turned his gaze to Zhang Xu.

The other professors followed Dumbledore and looked at Zhang Xu.

After all, no professor wanted to have such a shit-chucking stick in Hogwarts, so that everyone was unhappy.

But the professors are not good at such things as the Ministry of Magic's righteousness and yin violation~www.readwn.com~, so they all hope that Zhang Xu can give an idea.

Zhang Xu understood what Dumbledore meant. After all, he said it against the Ministry of Magic and Zhang Xu said it was different.

So Zhang Xu thought for a while and said, "If the sky desires its death, it will drive him mad."

"Professors, don't stand up against her, I will let everyone move on the students' side."

Out of trust in Zhang Xu, the dean and principal didn't say anything. They all knew that Zhang Xu was well-measured.

After uniting his thoughts, Dobby brought up all the cooked dumplings, and everyone started to eat lunch with vinegar.

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