Drinking Tea At The Police Station Every Day, Do You Call This A Side Job?

Hearing Cui Yu's words, Bai Wuchang felt as if he had been struck by lightning.

His face was full of disbelief.

What? Get me down too?

You want me to also go to the gate of hell to guard the gate?

Do you want it to be such a trap?

It's his old black guy who's pretending to be! It has nothing to do with my old white guy!

Why are you still sitting together?

What an injustice!

Hei Wuchang was already stupid at this time!

The whole person sat slumped on the ground, his eyes dull.

It took a while.

"Brother Qi, please help me! I don't want to be a janitor at the gate of hell!"

Hearing Hei Wuchang's words, Bai Wuchang almost burst out.

Do you think I want to be a janitor?

Can I speak for you?

How can I help you?

Now I can't even protect myself!

I just said something for you, I am just like you!

What else do you want?

Do you have to let me go to reincarnation to eat chaff?

Why are you so stupid, you idiot?

Hei Wuchang saw Bai Wuchang motionless.

I immediately became anxious.

He turned around and scanned the crowd.

When I saw Lin Feng, my eyes lit up.

He hurriedly said to Lin Feng:

"Brother, you are the purple-robed Heavenly Master in the world, please help me speak!"

"Cui Panyi will still listen to your words!

Seeing Hei Wuchang's pleading eyes.

Lin Feng scratched his head.

"Okay! Let me... give it a try!"

He bit the bullet and said to Cui Yu:

"Master Cui "387", Lao Hei is just a stick, he can't speak! What do you think? How about giving him another chance?"

Hearing Lin Feng's words, he nodded.

After all, the status of the Great Celestial Master in the Yangjian is considered to be a middle-to-high level in the underworld.

So I still have to give him some face.

So Cui Yu frowned and asked:

"Okay! Fan Wujiu, since the Heavenly Master has begged you, I will give you another chance! Tell me, where did you go wrong?"

"Uh...Cui Da, I shouldn't drink and play games at work, right?"

Hearing this, everyone covered their foreheads with black lines on their faces.

Hei Wuchang saw everyone's expressions and thought for a moment.

"Ah! By the way, I shouldn't harass the female ghost or the cow?" After speaking, he looked at Cui Yu cautiously.

Cui Yu's face was dark and he didn't speak, just staring at him.

Hei Wuchang swallowed and said cautiously: "It's all because Judge Cui is too handsome, and I'm too ugly, so others report me for affecting the appearance of the city?"

Hearing this, everyone had strange expressions.

Can this guy still say something like this?

Cui Yu's eyes lit up and the corners of his mouth curled up slightly.

Look, isn’t this one still able to talk?

This sentence really touches my heart!

After all, he is a handsome man recognized by the underworld!

There is nothing comparable to Hei Wuchang's face, which is full of darkness and has a big shoehorn face.

This kid has the same shoehorned face as Zhu Chongba back then, what a fool!

This man just wants to push her. If you don't push her, he won't even know he still has this potential!

It seems that in the future, Lao Hei will have to be trained and trained so that he can brag about himself every day.

This has its own merits, doesn’t it?

Cui Yu's face looked better.

"Well...that's a good statement, is there anything else?"

"Ah? It's not over yet?"

"Uh... uh..." Hei Wuchang said for a long time.

Suddenly an idea flashed in my mind.

Finally, he understood why Cui Yu was targeting him so much.

Hey! It’s really the trouble caused by Nima’s mouth!

I regret it!

If you brag to a few brothers, you can just pretend.

If you have to pretend in front of Judge Nima, aren’t you holding a lantern and seeking death?

Judge Cui is the "Number One Pretender King in the Underworld"!

Is it better to pretend to be beeping in front of him?

After thinking about this clearly.

He immediately licked his face and said to Judge Cui: "I know, I shouldn't contradict the adults, especially I shouldn't pretend to be in front of the adults! I was wrong!"

"From now on, when there is a place to pretend to beep, I, Lao Hei, will hide behind and let the adults pretend! I will applaud the adults from behind!"

"I want to use your heroic appearance, like the bright moon rising above the nine heavens, to shine on us lost little devils, so that we can feel your warmth and heart! You are handsome, mighty and domineering. You are truly the billionaire in my underworld. The most outstanding talent of the year!"

"My admiration for you is like a torrential river, which is endless, and like the Yellow River that overflows and is out of control. Listening to your words is worth reading a million years of books, and seeing the famous figures in the underworld is better than yours! You can do it! It is truly an honor for me to see you here. When I go home, I will burn incense to worship my ancestors and thank my ancestors for their kindness!"

Lin Feng:!!!

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Bai Wuchang:!!!

Studio:!!!

From the stammering at the beginning, as I spoke, my words became more and more slippery,

You can even run trains!

Bai Wuchang was dumbfounded.

Is this still the black impermanence he is familiar with?

This little mouth is buzzing.

Is he so eloquent?

Hasn't he always been a fool for these millions of years?

When did it become like this?

Even the friends in the live broadcast room were shocked by Hei Wuchang's words.

"Damn it! Hei Wuchang is so awesome! You're talking such a long story without even taking a breath, are you?"

"I'm convinced! Even if I'm not convinced, I'll just accept you, Hei Wuchang! This is really self-taught! Thai pants are hot!"

"Hei Wuchang's appearance really broke my original impression of him! Gouzi, please give me back my loyal and honest Hei Wuchang!"

"If Hei Wuchang went to the underworld to do sales, wouldn't the sales explode? Wouldn't the orders take off?"

"It's all caused by dogs, but this pressure can really train people!"

"Indeed, look at how honest Hei Wuchang was before, but now he is being led by a dog. Hey, I can't even see it!"

"Sure enough, filial sons emerge under a stick, and talents emerge under heavy pressure. I can only say: Hei Wuchang, you are a master!"

"What do you know? We black gods have to be like this! Because we black people are like this too! What's wrong with joining if you can't beat us? Isn't it embarrassing?"

"Very good, very non-poking. I am very pleased that you have this realization!"

"Okay, let this be the case for you! I won't argue with you anymore! Besides! Remember what you said today!"

Cui Yu grinned and stroked his beard, his face full of relief.

"Hey! Hey! What you say, sir, is what you say! I don't dare! Whatever you say, sir, is right!"

"Don't poke or poke, you are enlightened now! You are also sensible! From now on, your salary will be increased by 10%!"

Cui Yu laughed.

Very fulfilling.

There’s another bitch, it’s so cool!

Another day, I will take Lao Hei to find the other three judges, and let Lao Hei boast about himself in front of them, making them envious and jealous!

"Hey, I don't want to take it, I don't want to take it, it's all because of the good teachings of the adults! I will buy wine for the adults with 10% of my salary!"

When Lin Feng and the three women saw this, their mouths twitched wildly.

What a damn dog!

This would be true enlightenment!

This is a philosophy of life!

"Hahaha! Don't poke, don't poke! You have really understood now! Very good, keep it up, I will go to the Lord of Hell to give you a promotion and a salary increase another day!"

Now Cui Yu is so happy!

Hearing Cui Yu's words.

Bai Wuchang was stunned, his eyes bulging out.

Damn it, I’ve worked for three million years without getting a promotion or salary increase!

Nima, Lao Hei will be promoted in just a few words?

Damn it, my bow is numb!

No, I have to make up for it!

Isn’t it just bragging? Isn’t it just flattering?

Who can't? Let you see my Lao Bai's skills!

It doesn’t matter what I am embarrassed about.

Thinking of this, Bai Wuchang licked Cui Yu wildly and said:

"Oh, my lord, your heaven is full and the earth is round, and you are a very lucky person at first glance! From my perspective, the next position of the King of Hell must be yours!"

"My admiration for you is like a torrential river, which is endless, and like the Yellow River that overflows and is out of control. Listening to your words is worth reading a million years of books, and seeing the famous figures in the underworld is better than yours! You can do it! It is truly an honor for me to see you here. When I go home, I will burn incense to worship my ancestors and thank my ancestors for their kindness!"

"What you said was so good. It made me enlightened and I benefited a lot. Once you say something, the effect is different from what others say!"

"My lord, please don't think that I am flattering you. As adults, do you still need us to flatter you? Isn't that what we should do?"

"I'm telling the truth! I've been holding these words in my heart for millions of years! ...If I don't say them out, I feel like I'm going to be depressed!"

"My lord, you...! My lord, you are really...!...Beep beep!.․․Beep beep beep!!!"

Hearing Bai Wuchang kneeling and licking non-stop, I felt like I was going to fly away for a hundred days!

My whole body felt light and airy, I felt like I was floating to heaven, and I felt so refreshed and alert...

He laughed loudly and gave Lao Bai a thumbs up and said:

"Okay! Great! Lao Bai, you are much better than Lao Hei. From now on, you can do more things with me!"

"Don't worry, the position of the next inspector will be given to you! You have to do your job well!"

"Hey, sir, what are you talking about? There are no inspections. Let Lao Hei do the inspections. I just want to be by your side!"

"By following adults, I can learn things that I couldn't learn before! By following adults, I feel so safe... tsk tsk tsk!"

"Hahaha! Okay, stop talking. The next re-sentencing will be yours. Don't push it! If you push it again I will get angry!"

"Okay, okay, it all depends on you. If you ask me to beat a dog, I will never chase a chicken! If you ask me to go up a mountain, I will never go to the sea!"

"My lord, you ․․beep! My lord, you are really...beep...!...․beep!⋯⋯beep beep!!!"

Cui Yu nodded with satisfaction and looked at Bai Wuchang with gentle eyes!

Well...if you don't poke or prod, you can make something!

Seeing Bai Wuchang boasting so much, the whole audience was dumbfounded.

Damn it, you old fool, why are you like this?

Damn it, I got goosebumps all over my body!

Your skills are really profound!

How about I give you a book of flattery quotes?

2.8 I think the future king of flattery in the underworld will be you!

What a talent!

Is this a dog-licking convention in hell?

Right now.

Cui Yu asked Hei Wuchang again: "What did your ghost named Zhou Shuyi do?"

Hearing this, Hei Wuchang looked bitter and sighed.

Judge Cui was informed of everything Zhou Shuyi had said and done during this period.

Judge Cui was stunned after hearing this, "Oh! She still has such skills? This kid is really talented!"

"Well... I'll think about how to deal with it!... Let's do it... Just give him to me, I'm in need of a good cook!"

"I heard she can make that 'Laoba's secret burger?' I haven't eaten that thing in a long time! I miss it a bit."

Black Impermanence:

Bai Wuchang:

Lin Feng:

Three girls:

God's secret burger!

Why, have you never eaten anything in hell?

No one in the world would eat this little hamburger made by Lao Ba!

Do you guys still like this?

Wait until Zhou Shuyi's matter is dealt with.

Cui Yu said to Lin Feng with a faint smile:

"Master Tian, ​​are you really here just to treat Lao Hei to a drink?"