Drinking Tea At The Police Station Every Day, Do You Call This A Side Job?
Chapter 168 Not As Bad As You!
Right now.
A majestic voice sounded in everyone's ears.
"Hey! You, a person from the earthly world, took the initiative to come to my underworld? What crime should you do?"
Hearing this voice, Lin Feng immediately felt that he was under tremendous pressure.
Feeling uncomfortable all over.
Black and White Wuchang, who was drunk, suddenly woke up, and the two of them looked at Judge Cui.
Seeing Judge Cui nod his head, his mouth was shocked.
Immediately, the three of them saluted together and said: "Greetings to Lord Yama!"
Damn it, Lin Feng was stunned instantly.
King of Yama?
Damn it!
Why is King Yama here?
Listening to the meaning behind his words, why do you feel that he is trying to intimidate me?
What's going on?
Isn't it because I have a grudge against him?
The next second.
Lin Feng suddenly found himself in a strange lobby.
Looking back, I saw Cui Yu and Hei Bai Wuchang standing respectfully aside.
The smell of alcohol all over my body dissipated without a trace in an instant!
Then a majestic figure appeared in the lobby.
Just sitting on the main seat in the lobby.
Seeing the person coming, Hei Hei Wuchang immediately knelt down and saluted.
"I'll wait to see Lord Yama!"
Lin Feng was stunned and looked at King Yama sitting on the main seat in disbelief.
He even forgot to salute.
See Lin Feng's appearance.
King Yama laughed and didn't care about Lin Feng's rudeness.
He said to Cui Yu and Hei Bai Wuchang: "Okay, get up!"
The three of them stood up.
At this time, I heard King Yama say again:
"Lin Feng! You kid, you have no rules at all now!"
Upon hearing this, Lin Feng immediately raised his hands and bowed to King Yama.
He doesn't know how to be a person from the underworld and doesn't need to kneel down to salute.
Seeing Lin Feng salute, King Yama was very satisfied and raised the corners of his mouth slightly.
"Tell me, you kid came to the underworld and spent so much money. What bad things did you want to do?"
"Tsk, tsk, tsk! I have to say, you kid is really willing to give it up!"
At this moment, another word came.
"You kid, you didn't even come to the underworld to pay me a visit. Do you look down on me?"
Hearing what King Yama said, Lin Feng was speechless.
You guys, I came down to do some small things, why is it so bad!
Do you still know that I spent a lot of money? This is really a bloody loss!
Doing bad things? What I do on horseback is called good deeds! Good deeds that benefit the country and the people!
Why did it become a bad thing when it came into your mouth?
There is no way you can pin the hat on me like this!
I, Lin Feng, think I didn’t provoke you, right?
I am willing to give up? I am willing to give up your sister?
Although I have a hundred jars of wine, who would object to the lack of wine of this level?
In just a short time, these guys made this jar for me!
He was only slightly drunk, but he was like a wine barrel!
Five hundred kilograms! I only drank more than a kilogram at most. How could the three of them drink it in their little stomachs?
After they finish building it, you, King Yama, come again?
Don't think I don't know what you're thinking!
You are riding a horse and treating yourself like a human being!
How much good wine are there for you barrel makers to make?
One look at your disgrace, and I know that you are the ultimate drunkard!
Apart from talking nonsense to me and showing off his power, he didn’t mention wine once, but he couldn’t live without wine. Do you really think I can’t hear it?
What a sin! Do you really want to kill me like a pig?
There are all these bastards in the underworld, but not a single one of them is a good person!
King Yama's words made Cui Yu laugh in his heart.
When I just opened the Book of Life and Death to check it out.
In fact, it can be changed, and you can directly add longevity to the elderly.
After all, he is a great virtuous person, carrying huge merits and virtues on his back.
It is also allowed by heaven to extend longevity to such people.
Just when Cui Yu was about to extend his life.
The voice of King Yama rang in my ears.
"Don't add any trouble to him yet. Let's fool this kid into lameness first. I'll deal with it later! I'm going to kill him ruthlessly!"
As a result, Cui Yu immediately changed his mind as soon as his eyes rolled.
Who would have thought that Lord Yama, who is so majestic and selfless, actually has this side?
You can't change it, it's all bullshit.
Just wait until the old man comes down to become an official!
It seems like my brother is really going to bleed heavily today!
Tsk tsk tsk! It’s all the fault of the wine!
You are being targeted by Mengzi, the best drunkard in the underworld, and there is nothing I can do about it! Little brother, wish yourself well!
But does Lord Yama recognize my little brother?
Tsk, tsk, tsk! Forget it, who cares, you are right to do things according to Lord Yama’s instructions!
Who told Lord Yama to be right in setting his mind!
Yeah! That's right! I am so awesome, Lord Yama, and I will definitely not trick such a well-behaved and obedient little fanboy like me!
Ever since, this is the nonsense that only King Yama can handle.
Cui Yu also wanted to see how much inventory this guy had hidden.
Tsk, tsk, tsk! It has been thousands of years, but I remember that the last time I drank this wine, I only took a sip.
It’s been a lot of fun today! I drank at least 300 kilograms today!
If you cooperate with Lord Yama to extort money from this kid, tsk tsk tsk!
Will King Yama reward me a little more?
It makes me happy just to think about it!
If Lin Feng knew what Cui Yu was thinking.
I'm afraid I'm going to hammer Cui Yu and King Yama to death!
It’s so deceptive! It’s only me who is being deceived!
There is the best pretense king in the underworld, and there is the best drunkard in the underworld, are you done?
You just want to leave me alone to pick up the wool, don't you?
hetui-beast! What a sin!!!
Seeing Lin Feng thinking there all the time, King Yama smiled.
"Hey, hey! Did you hear what I said?"
Lin Feng woke up immediately and scratched his head.
Pretending to be helpless, he sighed and said:
"Well...I heard it, what is that? But I only have a jar of wine! And now I have been completely ruined by Brother Cui Da and Wuchang!"
"How about I come to Lord Yama for a drink next time when I have some wine? Look, this...?"
After listening to Lin Feng's words, King Yama said with a smile but not a smile:
"Oh, that's it! That's okay! Black and white are impermanent! Send him back to the earth! It's always not good for a living person in the underworld!"
"He is not allowed to come down again. If he comes down again, he will be taken directly to the 18th level of hell! Also, hurry up and bring that old man back! I am so short of people around me right now! Hurry!"
Lin Feng:??????
Studio:??????
No! Is it so realistic?
Are you going to get out of here without a drink? Are you not allowed to come back down again?
Come down and be dragged to the eighteenth level of hell?
Damn it! Why is this guy so bad!
What a loss! Just trying to take advantage!
If I don't give it to him, he's going to show it now and take it?
Threaten me directly, right?
Bai Hei Wuchang didn't know anything, so he could only follow the wishes of King Yama:
"Brother, there's nothing we can do about it. King Yama has spoken. Let's go back to the underworld. Next time we two brothers go to the underworld to play with you!"
After saying that, he wanted to carry Lin Feng out.
"Don't! Don't! Lord Yama, I'm joking, there's more! There's more!"
Seeing that Black and White Impermanence had come true, Lin Feng immediately shouted.
After King Yama appeared, he was seen by the water friends in the live broadcast room.
The discussion started immediately, and the entire live broadcast room was filled with barrages.
"Holy shit! Is this Lord Yama? He's so domineering and mighty!"
"Why do I always feel that King Yama knows Gouzi? Is it my misunderstanding?"
"I am an expert in micro-expression analysis. In my opinion, King Yama does know the anchor, but he seems to want to deceive the anchor!"
"I feel it too. When Judge Cui rolled his eyes just now, I felt something was wrong! It seems like Gouzi is going to suffer a big loss!"
Then the water friends heard the words of King Yama.
"."Oh, listen to King Yama, you still want to do something without wine? Brothers, am I translating correctly?"
"Xiu'er upstairs, you are right! Judging from my thinking as a political leader, this is the case!"
"King Yama didn't come early or late, but he came when Cui Yu was about to extend his life. He must have secretly wanted to cheat the dog!"
"That's right, the people upstairs are all professionals and experts! Cui Yu must have reached some kind of agreement with King Yama! I don't know about Gouzi and Lord Wuchang!"
"Based on Falco's judgment, it's most likely caused by Gouzi's alcohol! Gouzi is really going to bleed profusely today!"
"Damn it! This kind of official language is really awesome. There is no mention of wine, but wine is never mentioned! I feel sorry for the dog, but I feel even more sorry for the fairy wine!"
"Indeed, the meaning of King Yama is very obvious. Let me translate it for everyone: Want to extend your life? Yes! Give me wine in exchange!"
"This language art is so high! Tsk, tsk, tsk! Both of them didn't talk about wine, but they all talked about wine. It's amazing!"
Lin Feng's shout was heard.
King Yama smiled with satisfaction.
He waved his hand at Black and White Impermanence.
The latter obediently retreated to the back.
King Yama's expression changed, and he said in a dark voice:
"Oh! Did you lie to me just now?"
"No, how could I have deceived such a handsome, selfless Lord Yama! You think so!"
King Yama gave a fake smile: "If you don't poke me, you really won't poke me! I'm very optimistic about you!"
Lin Feng:……
There is no other way, not to give! The situation is stronger than the people.
In the underworld, he is the uncle (Wang Qian's)! I can't afford to offend him, otherwise what will I do if I wear little shoes in the future?
Gritting his teeth, Lin Feng waved his hand, and another huge wine jar appeared in front of everyone.
Seeing the wine jar, King Yama's eyes lit up.
Hehe, this guy really still has something in stock!
But you just want to send me away with a jar of wine?
Do you look down too much on my title of "The Best Liquor Mengzi in the Underworld"?
His eyes kept looking at Lin Feng, scanning back and forth.
The look in the eyes of King Yama made Lin Feng very uncomfortable.
"Lord Yama, what are you looking at? It makes me feel uncomfortable!" Lin Feng asked curiously.
I ignored Lin Feng's question.
"Hey! That's weird, where did you hide the wine? Why couldn't I find it after searching for a long time?"
Lin Feng:……
You've been searching all over me all the time!
I said, why do you keep staring at me with your evil eyes?
Damn you, uncle!
hetui-!
At this moment, King Yama spoke again:
"This jar of wine should be considered as your apology for going to the underworld privately this time!"
"Impermanence, send him back to the earthly world! He is not allowed to come down again! If you dare to come down privately and enter the Hell Valley again!"
Lin Feng:??????
Studio:??????
You are not as bad as a human being!
You really don’t deserve to be a human being, do you?
It’s really not over, is it?
he-tui! Bad luck!!!
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