Drinking Tea At The Police Station Every Day, Do You Call This A Side Job?

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When Lin Feng stood there with this posture.

The originally noisy crowd suddenly became quiet.

Everyone looked at Lin Feng in shock.

Have a question in your mind?

Everyone is guessing which master's disciple this is?

The god stepped on the horse and exploded with thirteen kicks!

What is this thirteen-legged thing about riding a horse and exploding eggs?

Isn't it really just to explode the balls?

Thinking of this, everyone felt a chill!

His body shivered.

Subconsciously, she tightened her crotch.

Afraid of being really fucked!

"Are you all Mr. Ma's disciples?"

Lin Feng asked again.

Seeing that no one was paying attention to him, Lin Feng twisted his head!

What he didn't know was.

Today, this martial arts hall is full of masters from various sects, gathering together for discussion!

Whether their circle is big or small, they basically all know each other.

Before using martial arts to make friends in the martial arts gym, they will basically notify them in advance. Anyway, everyone is here to open the gym and recruit disciples to make money.

Does everyone carry the sedan chair? This is the truth.

As a result, after communicating in private for a while, I found out that none of them were people I knew, so I thought Lin Feng was just another stupid guy just trying to gain traffic and fame!

And judging from the fact that he is still live broadcasting, it might be some gimmick and script created by an Internet celebrity training company.

This made this group of people very unhappy, so a well-known master in the folk martial arts world stepped forward.

This is the master of the friend in the live broadcast room, Master Ma Baoguo, the founder of Yin Yang Tai Chi Lightning Five Continuous Whip.

Master Ma was wearing a blue Confucian shirt and a pair of gray old Kyoto cloth shoes.

With his hands behind his back, he walked leisurely in front of Lin Feng, and also cupped his fists and said:

"Young people, don't think that practicing strength in the gym is martial arts! My name is Ma Baoguo, and I am the master of Yin Yang Tai Chi Lightning Five Continuous Whip!"

"Although you said you can give me some pointers, I think I still have the qualifications. Don't worry, in our martial arts competition, we will only give you pointers!"

"I won't hurt you too much! I will just let you know that young people should not be too arrogant!"

Lin Feng was overjoyed when he heard this.

"Great, Lin Feng, the successor of the Thirteenth Kick! Master, please give me some advice!"

After saying that, he hugged Master Ma again.

Ma Baoguo's mouth twitched.

The god stepped on the horse and exploded with thirteen kicks.

At first glance, this kid has no energy and salt, and his lower body is too frivolous. At first glance, it seems that he is not a serious martial arts practitioner!

He immediately smiled softly and showed off what he was best at - the five lightning whip hand gestures!

He was prepared to use lightning speed to capture this incompetent boy in three moves.

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I remember back then, when I was beating the 500-pound Strongman, you were still playing with urine and mud!

At this time, Ma Baoguo was naturally as cute as the crowd of onlookers and Lin Feng’s live broadcast friends.

I have no idea what kind of tragic ending I will face.

Seeing Master Ma's posture, Lin Feng was not far behind.

Lift your left foot until it is level with your shoulder.

A golden Chelsea, shining with a dazzling cold light, shook its legs, ready to wait for Master Ma to take action and then step forward to explode the egg!

Just when Ma Baoguo attacked.

Lin Feng let out a wolf howl.

Instantly used the passive mental attack of Exploding Egg Thirteen Kicks!

It's like a sudden illness or a mental illness.

An extremely weird roar came out of his mouth, and his body began to swing back and forth in conjunction with the left and right horizontal bars.

Ma Baoguo and the crowd on the opposite side were immediately stunned, and then they all burst into laughter. Even the water friends in the live broadcast room couldn't hold back.

Even they felt so embarrassed for Lin Feng that their scalps went numb and they wished they could dig out a big house with their toes!

But the embarrassment is really embarrassing, and the funny is really funny. Anyway, the live broadcast room was filled with a happy atmosphere instantly.

Immediately afterwards, Lin Feng caught everyone off guard with a combo of moves that immediately stunned everyone, including Master Ma!

Because he suddenly shouted: "Old Bden, who is riding a horse, shall die!"

This explosive roar immediately shocked Ma Baoguo, his head became dizzy, and his eyes were filled with stars.

Then Lin Feng used lightning speed to hit Ma Baoguo in the eye with a cannon hammer.

Then Thomas reversed the situation and kicked Ma Baoguo's lower body with a pointed Chelsea kick.

Shen's legs appear, and the pointed-toed Chelsea kick double explodes!

If I use an idiom to describe this scene, it would be like a big roc spreading its wings and a chicken flying like an egg!

This extremely shocking scene of the famous martial arts skill of exploding eggs was directly captured and saved by the quick water friends.

It was quickly turned into an emoticon and spread.

at this time.

Ma Baoguo, who originally looked like a master, could not even use his famous trick, Yin Yang Hunyuan Tai Chi Lightning Five consecutive whips.

He held his crotch and kept wailing and rolling on the ground.

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At this time, Lin Feng had returned to his gentle demeanor before. He cupped his fist towards Ma Baoguo and said:

"Admit it, Master Ma!"

Then he looked around again and said loudly:

"Is there any senior who can give me some advice?"

"Wow!"

The crowd was immediately frightened.

Everyone jumped three meters back in place, fearing that they would be caught by this crazy maniac.

Didn't you see that Ma Baoguo on the ground was holding his balls and looking slightly sad?

Those martial arts people originally came with the mood of watching a show and eating melons.

Now I see the golden Chelsea shoes on Lin Feng’s feet.

They all shuddered, and cold sweat flowed down their backs.

One by one, they subconsciously tightened their legs, covered their crotches, and remained silent.

More people just left the crowd without saying a word and ran away.

Damn it!

It's too much of a horse-riding thing to talk about martial ethics!

Where did this psychosis come from? The Third Courtyard of Magic City?

Others are just kicking around at the most, but you are like an egg-breaking expert when you step over here!

Who is riding a horse to play with you?

After waiting for a long time, no one dared to come out to compete with Lin Feng.

Looking at the situation, Lin Feng sighed.

A song came from his mouth.

"How...how lonely it is to be invincible!"

"How... how empty is invincibility!"

"Alone in the summit..."

"The cold wind keeps blowing..."

"My balls..."

Everyone present:? ? ? ? ? ? ?

Studio:? ? ? ? ? ? ?

Reba:? ? ? ? ? ?

Team Zhao:? ? ? ? ? ?

Team Xiao Zhao:? ? ? ? ? ?

Captain Liu: Look, I just said you can open eggs!

Lin Feng:? ? ? ? ? ?

I saw everyone hiding behind.

Lin Feng could only sigh and regretfully rode away on the little electric donkey.

Hidden merit and fame!

After a few minutes of shock in his live broadcast room.

It exploded immediately!

"Fuck! Fuck! What did I see when I stepped on the horse?"

"Damn it, this is something I can watch without turning on VVVVVVVVVVip? Do I deserve it?"

"Holy shit! What did I see? Is this the legendary fatal chicken fight?"

"Pfft hahaha!...Why are the people in the entire martial arts school so hesitant and unwilling to come forward?"

"It's simple. They just want to keep their balls. What's wrong with them?"

"I'm an expert, I'll call you an expert when I'm on horseback!"

"I have to say, that move of reversing Thomas's pirouette and lifting his balls is so cool! I want to learn this as a host? How much is the tuition?"

"I'm laughing so hard! Every time when I think the anchor has nothing left to do, he always makes my eyes light up!"

"Lin Feng: From now on! The Yin Yang Tai Chi Gym will be renamed Baodan Martial Arts Hall! I said it! If you don't accept it, come down and compete!"

"Let me tell you, now I understand why the anchor wears a pair of Chelsea. I'm going to place an order now! Anyone who provokes me in the future will just go up and kick him!"

"Damn it! I'm going to buy a pair of the same model as the anchor, just in case I need it!"

"..."

After this video was exposed by water friends.

Chelsea immediately sold out.

The Chelsea boss was stunned when he saw this video, covered his crotch tightly, and then his eyes flashed.

Horse-riding ones, from now on Chelsea will only make gold ones, the same style as anchors!

The Chelsea boss accidentally discovered a huge business opportunity!

When other shoe-making bosses saw this, they all gave up on sneakers and started making Chelsea shoes!

It was also titled "Big star Lin Feng's same style as Chelsea!" You mean possession! 》

All of a sudden, major shoe manufacturers called Jiaxing to find Lin Feng as a spokesperson!

Yang Mi felt numb all over after receiving the call!

A pair of Chelsea leather shoes, the endorsement fee is as high as 30 million?

It's very... awkward to ride a horse!

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