Dungeon Defense

“I demand leisure time. ”

I said it more seriously.

In the middle of the day, the place was called My Prity Home, also known as Castle Marquis. Although it was late in the summer, the cave space provided a reasonably cool environment. Despite having a summer at the best research site called Dungeon, my mind was still gruesome.

“…… Yes? ”

With regard to the cultivation of the Black Herb, Lapis, a counsellor, looked at me with a glance, saying, "What nonsense is this Demon King trying to do?"

“I want to rest. I want to play. I want to be lazy. ”

“Ahh... ”

Her eyes changed to "What kind of rubbish is this?" However, the seriousness of this side did not lessen at all. It has been three or four months since I entered the world of Dungeon Attack. I've been sincere all these years. Overly sincere.

Defeat adventurers, mine ore, camouflage travel, recruit talent. It was a workload that I had originally been living with in the world as few as a hundred people. In fact, I was a far cry from the noun of sincerity in the first place.

‘When I was worried I might die tomorrow, I could endure it with such haste... Phew. ’

The threat by the Adventure Party has also been weakened recently. It's only class F anyway. I asked Laura to train me in a tactic, and she gave me the army of monster troops, and I cooked the adventurers up like a charm. My work these days has been diminished.

I've got a weird bipolar overlap here. It's been like this ever since Jack died. I had a lot of emotional outfit for everything. He was killing a pile of people like this-- an adventurer visited the dungeon once in the middle of the night -- and there was no way that mental illness would not come. I decided coldly. I need to rest now.

Explaining this intention, Lapis nodded.

“Demon king syndrome.”

“Huh?"

“Symptoms that have not been officially recognized in academia, but have been randomly nicknamed. You know, the Demon King empathizes with Demihumans and Monsters and so on. That's why Demon Kings get bipolar periodically. ”

Oh, my god.

It was now a 3D industry called the Demon King. Do you always want to die, make money, manage a dungeon, or even have bipolar disorder as a profession?

“Have you been experiencing any strange feelings lately? ”

“... That's right. I'm just suddenly feeling energetic and sad. ”

“The Demon King is very nervous about the boundaries of his self because he feels the feelings of the batsman vividly. You have a lot of people's feelings and ideas in you, of course. So the other Demon Kings have a lot of ways of maintaining themselves. Dantalian didn't have such a plan. ”

And a mild multiple personality disorder.

I became more and more depressed, thinking this depression was also part of my occupation. I won't be able to...

“Hahaha. I'm a piece of shit. A bastard who couldn't help anyone in the world would kill a human like Jack to make a living. More trash than trash, The King of trash. Heehee, I'm the king of trash... Mother, I'm sorry... ”

As I was digging in the corner of the stable, Laffith said as his doctor.

“That's serious.”

“That's why I need some leisure time! ”

I was screaming, screaming.

“I'm too depressed to be depressed! Life doesn't feel like life. Where there's nothing to eat for adventurers, why are you always in such a frenzy? Every time you die, something in my heart is shattering! ”

That's when Laura entered the Demon King's room. After the door flew away on Leaf's axe day, the Chamber of Shadows boasted a refreshing and comfortable entrance. The girl holds something round in her right hand.

“It's been a long time, Lazuli ball. ”

She simply greeted Lapis and then hooked me up with something in her hand. A round object rolled under my feet.

“I repelled the intruder. ”

It was a human head.

“He's in charge. You resisted quite diligently. Hmph.”

Laura smiles, though not by me. At the age of 16 in the next year, a three-month-old girl proudly talks about how she tactically annihilated the twenty-five adventure groups.

“― And then you want to step back coldly. The lines of the ambush they hid behind me collapsed so quickly. Honestly, I didn't know a girl could be so talented at military law. My heart is pounding with discovering a new identity I've never known. Dantalian, a girl has no choice but to embrace your grace. ”

The blonde girl who laughed softly was clogged with liquids that were supposedly strongly supposedly human blood. I looked down at the adventurer's head. There was a face full of pain and cries.

I was desperate.

“No... This isn't a life, this can't be a life..." ”

I jumped into the devil's bed and rolled around. In the background, you hear Laura and Laffith having a long conversation. The two of them had such a good relationship. The empathy between the subordinates with the bad boss, it seemed to be established.

“Hmm? That's not how the girl would react. What happened? ”

“I think Queen Dantalian has mild depression. ”

“What is depression? ”

“…… there was no concept of mental illness in the human world. In the horse system, we generally think of mental illness as a physical illness. Depression is a symptom in which a certain aspect of the mind is distorted or distorted, causing depression to a party. ”

Laura sighs a little.

“Huh, that's weird. How can we split our bodies and minds? A mental problem is a physical problem. Weakness is the expression of weakness in the flesh. ”

She came up and grabbed my neck.

“Wake up. Generally, you don't exercise too much. When will my muscles get stronger and my Stamina improve after only a few shots of iron? ”

“No! I don't want to get up...! ”

I put a blanket on him and went to bed.

“Healthy body contains a healthy spirit. Here, Dantalian. Let's work out with the girls.I 'll teach you how to exercise in my family for generations. Even a poor man like you will become a muscular man who excites all women if he exercises hard for just two months. ”

“Your brain is muscle that thinks you can solve anything by exercising! I'm mentally exhausted. I need a break!”

Laura said cool.

“After death, you can rest forever. ”

“I want to live and rest! ”

There was a struggle over the bed. Due to similar power stats, our workshop has been repeating itself. After a long time, the two of us lay in bed together.

“Hehe, well, Laura, hehe, it's nothing, hehe. ”

“Man and woman, huff, huff, huff, huff, huff. ”

After a chicken fight in the afternoon, I huff like a chicken. Only Laffith remains upright, staring us in the face. I wanted to get a decent part-time job, but it turned out that my workplace was a mental hospital and I was filled with crazy people around me.

“…… the Black Herb plantation will be decided entirely by the Kunkusa Parliament. Dantalian, as an advisor, accounts for 5% of the Black Herb's overall crop. The contract period is two years. This should do it. ”

I shook my palm, meaning I didn't care.

According to Laffith, the Black Plague won't last very long in the Kunkusa High Commission, and he was buying unlimited Black Herbs through the Herb Guild. But I knew the plague would plague the continent for about a decade. He proposed to the council of Kunkuska that it would be better to pursue a mid-term benefit through group cultivation than to sell the Black Herb immediately. I immediately answered positively. This set up a window where money would come in regularly.

‘Things are going smoothly. ’

Suddenly, Laura sighs as she catches her breath. There was sweat dripping on the white forehead. Even the sweat seemed white because of the texture. I guess it's been a long time since I've been properly sexually liberated. Even though I only saw the flesh up close, my lower body was itchy.

I laughed bloody.

‘It's not such a commotion now that you're living a little longer. ’

Laffith and Laura were only young and beautiful. I already felt limited by my pathetic patience because of the girls going in and out of my life almost as much as they live together. If I hadn't used my spear the last time I was in the city, it would have exploded right away.

Laura looks this way to see if she's noticed. I shaken my head as if it was nothing.

‘You wouldn't have noticed. ’

Even if it sells, it'll sell like shit. I checked Laura's psychology just in case.

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Name: Laura de Farnese

Race: Human Affiliation: Dantalian Demon Army

Attribute: Neutral (-10)

Level: 7 Reputation: 520

Occupation: Scholar (D), Bookkeeper (E), Sex Slavery (E)

Tong Sol: 30 Power: 10 Power: 33

Politics: 9 Charm: 49 Technology: 1

Likeability: 21

Current Psychology: 'Well, tomorrow I must force you to exercise. ’

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It was a brilliant stat, albeit at an order of magnitude. In the future, he was a famous book across the continent with thirty strong tongues and intellectual abilities, and a somewhat sudden but almost fifty figures of attractiveness. It was a typical Palm Metal based on its stats. The original tendency to be neutral (0) recently killed a human and dropped to neutral (-10), but this was none of my business.

‘Okay, no problem. ’

I was relieved by Laura's psychology. However, I turned my head slightly in case I could feel it in my heart.

At that moment, I looked directly into Lapis' eyes.

“ ……. ”

Ugh. I doubt it!

Emotions mixed with slight contempt and neglect were conveyed without filtration. Even though it's a half-baked circus, it's because it's the Horsemen who control their appetites. Laffith, unfortunately, was quick to notice this side.

Have you ever been scorned by a girl whose appearance is only sixteen? I want to bite my tongue and die easily. I wanted to go into the rat hole and become a pariah, but I brazenly said that admitting this would ruin my pride as a man.

“What's the matter? Is there anything else you want to tell me about the contract? ”

“... It's clear Dantalian needs' rest '. ”

Laffith said, strangely resting and spotting. I already know everything, so I felt the urge not to stand still. Ugh.

“Next month there will be a contest between the Demon Kings on the mantel. ”

“Yes? Is there such a thing? ”

“We hold a neutral rally at the Kunkusa Chamber, where no Demon King has traditionally joined. It opens once every decade, but this time it will also be a formal invitation to the Dalian Emperor. ”

Laffith stares at you with a blank glance.

“At that time, why don't you stop by the palace while you deal with the slavers of the Parnese Noble." I finally found a wizard who knows how to deal with human slavers. I assure you it will be a satisfactory rest in many ways. ”

“…… Huh. Can't we just go to the barn now? If you think about it, I've never been to the Magic Cube, and I don't think my mind will hold out until next month. ”

Whatever, and Lapis said, That's how the summer's horoscope holidays started.