Dungeon Defense

The cave continued.

After about 30 minutes of walking, the basement cavity did not look like it was going to end. How big is this cave?

But I had no room to relax and admire the mysteries of nature.

You hear a violent conversation coming from the front a little while ago.

“Why don't you just kill him right here? ”

And a man said,

“We're not thieves, we're adventurers. Do you really need to be obsessed with goods? The bounty on that Demon Lord's head will suffice. ”

“You put a butt in your face instead of a hole in your mouth. I can smell farts when I open my mouth. Do you really not understand why I'm doing this? It's a thousand gold after all this hard work. You can cut his throat and bring it back to me. ”

Reef pointed at me.

“It's a thousand gold pieces! Move your feet diligently, you lazy bastard. I won't let your wife run away just because you come home late one day. ”

People chuckle. Even the rookie who roughly supports me laughs with excitement.

It gave me goose bumps.

Crazy bastards!

They were just joking about my life. It wasn't a human thing to do.

They kept talking jokes.

“I don't think so, Commander Reef. His wife was rumored to have a great titty in town. I thought, I wish I could suffocate with a titty the size of that ass. ”

“I have to be honest with you, so did I. He's probably worried his wife's tits are gonna crawl all over town. ”

“You perverts! ”

I was silent as if dead.

As the threat of life vanished, the situation gradually became clear.

First of all, they were not talking in Korean. And yet I naturally understood what they were saying. Suddenly, I thought I was dead, and I woke up in a cave, and my hair and claws were abnormal.

‘Calm down...... Let's think calmly. ’

I took a deep breath on purpose. Slowly, to the beat.

I've seen on a television show that focusing on breathing like this means that the accident is out of shock. I now remember why I never thought about information in my life. That's how desperate my brain is.

They exposed a lot of information. I didn't know I was out of my mind before.

- They call this cavernous dungeon.

- They said they were attacking the dungeon.

- They called themselves adventurers.

- Finally, they called me the Demon King.

Dungeon, Attack, Adventurer...... Demon King.

Though it seemed like an awkward old time for some reason, I had fallen in love with Dungeon Attack just before. I came up with the game on my own I also remembered what happened right after that.

‘I'm definitely dead. ’

I've been reminiscent of what I've learned so far without a sound. I moved my lips and felt tingly. It was hard to continue thinking without the pain. Dungeon, Attack, Adventurer, Demon King, Death. I repeated five words so many times.

Good. I feel much brighter in my head than before. At least I felt that way.

But something was missing. I felt like I missed something in the last calculation with the math problem in front of me.

“I don't like him. If that's acting with a different mind, we're the ones who lose. There might still be Goblins in the dungeon. ”

“Well, since when has my comrade become such a coward? Monsters in the dungeon obey the Demon King unconditionally. Understood? They're useless as long as we've caught the Demon King. If it's an Ogre, it's a Minotaur. Come and get it. ”

The sound of horses echoes through the cave.

“Phew... Phew... ”

I keep thinking in my head, pretending to grunt because of the wound. What are you missing? I definitely know something. What a sight, just right for this situation.

I recalled the memory step by step. When I was shot with an arrow, when I first opened my eyes, I had a car accident. Then a scene appeared like a submarine in the sea of consciousness.

Follow-up.

“ ……! ”

Why did I realize that now? Venus Pants, he told me he would send me a follow-up to Dungeon Attack.

I couldn't see clearly. The identity of the herd, the words they use, began to make sense to me. I engraved the sentence silently in my mouth, being careful not to rush it.

- Venus Pants told me to send a follow-up to Dungeon Attack right away.

- How many times did he ask if you wouldn't strangely regret it?

Fuck, fuck, fuck! ’

I can't breathe. Maybe it's all just a coincidence.

Someone said they would send me a follow-up to the game. Immediately after, I died. I opened my eyes and fell into a world very similar to that game. - This is all a coincidence?

My head was calm, whether my heart was burning or not. That can't be right.

Damn, I didn't know I had this talent until I was over 20 years old! The ability to think calmly even when your right foot is small and you are a cripple. I wanted to thank you for letting me realize my talents, so I could find the source of this case right now and sharpen my cheeks.

I gave you as quick an answer as possible.

1. Entered the world of games

2. Possessed in a game like world

3. Vision or dream.

4. Died and went to hell.

I slowly gasped for breath.

Four answers.

At first glance, it seems that there are many cases. Don't be frightened, he said to himself. Simply reduce your options one by one. Nothing is difficult. It doesn't matter if it's really difficult or easy. It is important to think that it is not difficult at this time.

‘From the first answer sheet. ’

How do we check this? At this point, the novels I had encountered in my life surprisingly helped me. If this were the world of games, I would definitely respond to this.

“Hey, Demon King. Is there anything wrong with the octopus? Huh?”

The new recruit says it's more sarcastic than worrying.

“When the Demon King falls, we all go back to civilization. It's not much fun. It's bad for us, but it's really bad for the Demon King! The Leaf Captain is quite cruel. ”

“It's okay…… Phew, it's okay……. ”

“Yes, that's what's so important about life. Haha. I think I broke one of my legs a little bit. I don't think you'll get better with a needle. If a man's name is a man, he has to endure it. ”

What are you looking at? It's a little broken!

The depression was intense, but I confronted him and said he was right.

I pretend to be in pain and mutter in a mosquito-like voice. In fact, every time I stepped on my right foot, it hurt a lot. It was easy to act.

“Status window.”

Nothing happened.

It was not time to panic. I muttered in small Korean.

“Status window.”

At that time, a cheerful sound rang out.

─ Tiering!

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Original Name: Dantalian

Race: Affiliation of the Demon King: Dantalian Demon Army

Attribute: Neutral (0)

Level: 1 Notoriety: 7

Occupation: Dungeon Operator (F), Demon King (F)

Tong Sol: 11/15 Power: 2/5 Power: 25/25

Politics: 10/15 Charm: 3/10 Technology: 1/10

* Title: Title is empty.

* Ability: Not competent.

* Skill: There is no skill.

[Achievements: 0]

[Load: 0 objects/20 objects]

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“ ……. ”

A translucent blue hologram appeared before my eyes.

I stood speechless, speechless. New recruit shouts.

“You look like a scarecrow! ”

If I don't move now, I'm ready to punch one. Maybe he doesn't see any holograms at all.

“I'm sorry. My feet hurt.”

“Tsk, tsk! The Demon King can't even walk properly. ”

I move my stubborn foot.

At this time, I felt proud that I kept the cold thoughts at the moment of the incision, that I was happy that I finally had the answer, and that I was not embarrassed because the situation was ridiculous.

I was not angry at Venus Pants for all the trouble, nor was I angry at the adventurer who fed me arrowheads.

At this moment, only despair surrounded me.

‘Fuck.’

I came up with a blasphemy that doesn't usually have kites.

‘It's a fucking mess...... It's a fucking mess! ’

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Dungeon Attack, an adult simulation game released in Korea.

Genre ‘Simulation RPG to Attack Dungeon.’ It really says that on the official website. Here, the production company creates genres that are not always funny and puts them in their own games. They think it's a joke elsewhere.

The protagonist in the game is a robust mountain boy.

Bad talk, hillbilly.

I will avenge every Demon King when his homeland is destroyed by some Demon King's army! I swear, this is as typical as a warrior...... The features of Dungeon Attack are on difficulty. It means that the hero is a really strong village, no more than that.

The Emperor's hidden child? The last descendant of Dragons? The teacher you met by chance was actually the Grand Wizard?

There is no such thing.

The protagonist is a true village boy who grew up in the countryside and doesn't even know how to read.

Naturally, it is difficult to defeat three or four Demon Kings in the first round. Only five or six times can enter the full scenario. After around the 10th round, you will see almost every scenario. If you want to break the hidden scenario, at least 17 trips like me. That's something only a master like me can do. It's not a crazy difficulty.

Here, the Demon King is the same Demon King who appears like a Liquorice from an RPG. The protagonist is a warrior, so there's less Demon King. It's simple logic.

The Demon Kings live in dungeons, where monsters are guarding them like spies. Players must target such dungeons with all their skills, quantity and tactics.

This is a common set-up, but it also features only dungeon tactics. Usually there is only one Demon King in the RPG. However, there are several Demon Kings and 72 Demon Kings in the dungeon entrance. Players must defeat all 72 Demon Kings.

Sequence 1st Baal, sequence 2nd Agarose, sequence 3rd Baal, sequence 4th Gamygin…….

71st Dantalian.

In the game, the Demon King Dantalian is truly the worst, worst and cheapest weakling!

Even beginners who are not as talented at games as Dantalian wake up in the first round. Of course. A Demon King made for beginners at the beginning. It's like a rabbit in a beginner's hunting ground. If I could click, I'd beat up a rabbit.

Not only that.How bad is the Dantalian treatment...... As opposed to every Demon King showing up with a pretty and cool illustration, there is only one, and Dantalian has no illustration.

Completely extras. Only the Demon King. Not as strong as a monster.

The last order the Demon King Baal broke before I died was roughly this. I remember correctly because I've seen your abilities hundreds of times to attack.

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Name: Baal

Occupation: Dungeon Operator (SSS +), Demon King (SSS +)

Level: 389 Notoriety: 8700078

Tong Sol: 356 Power: 402 Power: 311

Politics: 287 Charm: 210 Technology: 109

* Title: 1. Giant King 2. Legendary Dungeon Operator 3. Legendary Slayer

* Ability: Tactical SSS +, Tactical SSS +, Cerebral SSS, Swordsmanship SSS +, MagicS

* Skill: Martial Code, Invalidity, Magic Invalidity

[Achievement: 2500]

[Load: 7500 objects/7500 objects]

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What a glorious nickname for King of the Weed. Every real boss in the game is supposed to be like this, the Force.

I also like the illustration to match my monstrous abilities. A handsome middle-aged man. There are quite a few gamers who say the King of the Weed is better than the protagonist.

On the other hand, what was Dantalian's stats just now?

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Original Name: Dantalian

Race: Affiliation of the Demon King: Dantalian Demon Army

Attribute: Neutral (0)

Level: 1 Notoriety: 7

Occupation: Dungeon Operator (F), Demon King (F)

Tong Sol: 11/15 Power: 2/5 Power: 25/25

Politics: 10/15 Charm: 3/10 Technology: 1/10

* Title: Title is empty.

* Ability: Not competent.

* Skill: There is no skill.

[Achievements: 0]

[Load: 0 objects/20 objects]

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Every sandbag in one game is supposed to be this big, the Force…… it's ridiculous. What is this?

Not all of them are the same Demon King. There is a real power difference between Baal and Dantalian between the United States and Nepal. I can't stand the thought of waking up dead.

For the record,

Since the end of Wave 1, Dantalian will not appear at all. This was taken care of by the manufacturer in case the player bothered.

For example, say to a Level 20 Swordsman, "Catch the Beginner Hunting Ground Bunny! ’Let's say the quest falls. How boring. Such quests should be omitted by the manufacturer. The Demon King Dantalian is just the match. Bunnies are annoying to deal with... Judging calmly, Dantalian characters occupy at the Dungeon Attack, at best.

The problem is I'm the bunny now.

It was crazy and crazy.

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