Dungeon Defense

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It's been two days since I returned from Nibbleheim. As soon as I returned, I lay on the Demon King's bed with a gummy beard. The house, among them, had a strange magical power in the bed of the house. I smiled bitterly at the thought of this place as home already.

Of course, there was something I could do while lying down. It was a lot of cute monsters that I hadn't seen in a while.

“Yogi, yogi, it tickles! ”

─ Carrr!

You rub your index finger against the side and the elf snaps. He flies upward, telling me not to tickle it. Then, if I don't move anymore, Salmoney approaches. It seemed like a scary but fun toy. I massaged the fairies with all my heat and castles. Lie in bed.

─ Ka-chow! Ka-chow.

Another fairy approaches and grabs the left index finger. And she's staring at this side with her eyes wide open for something. You gonna do it or you gonna do it? It was a look. My heart was beating in this country.

Maybe it's an angel, not a fairy. Even if I had a child myself, I couldn't be as cute as a fairy.

“Excellent. Special……. ”

I declared in great confidence.

Ultimate essentials.

When life came to an acute sensation, the Hippocephalus, the Hippocephalus, the Hippocephalus.). A horse palace that can never be separated once used, Agarizilginger of Laflacia.

─ Gahaha?

The elf stares up at me, wondering if I was serious this way. Whew, you guys are late. You've already awakened a monster you shouldn't have woken. I raised my hand. I just raised my hands like a pianist trying to play Kadenza in a Mozart piano concert. He picks a fairy in each hand and tickles.

─ Glug glug! Glug glug!

Two fairies twist on the bedspread. What to hide. This is my true skill beyond smoke. There was one drawback to a two-hand attack, although there was a chance of defeating the enemy from the whiteout.

- You can't do anything else with your hands.

Both hands are sealed.

I can't even use my feet now that I'm lying on my bed. Some may say, "Why don't we get out of bed?" He must not know what a bed is. The bed is not something that happens there. A bed is a lying object. What happens in the bed is a result of forgetting the true purpose of the bed. Once you lie down in the bed, you have to endure until you want to lie down forever.

It seemed to be strongly implied as to why I originally lived as a hundredfold in the world, but I ignored it at the level of mental health. In conclusion, it was important that my arms and feet were tied. We must roll the wheels of Siegfus for all eternity by being drawn to the logic of tickling and returning to the name of tickling, without having to retreat until the enemy reaches the whim first…….

After being overwhelmed by the tragedy of life, other fairies gathered around me one day. I wonder how much fun this game has been for those kids. This time, it seemed like elementary school students were arguing on the entertainment machine in front of the stationery.

I was shocked and muttered.

“You guys... you're forcing me to do worse than this! ”

The user attacks the target with a sharp, powerful move. An absolute and timeless tactic has now been reenacted in the 71st Dantalian Marathon Royal Bed.

The fairies smiled at my face. The sound of that laugh is' Yes, we are a nightmare that will defeat you, despair and despair, you fools', but it must not be just my illusion. I was like Yang Manchun from Goguryeo who stood on top of the city of Ansi and watched the endless army of the Democratic Party come.

“Ugh, those cheeky bastards! Let's stick to our strengths, not our numbers. ”

─ Gahaha? Carr.

“What? So much for naval tactics? ”

I drooled. I don't know who the monsters were, but they were really mean and mean. The master who raises such monsters is certainly as perverted and evil as I can't even imagine.

I poured all my energy and stamina into the tickle. It was desperate, but there was nothing I could do. Once one fairy is eliminated, a new fairy replaces it and enters, and another one enters as the new runner falls out.

“Yo, fairies don't fall...!? ”

What is this?

Unreasonable.

It was as if our team was so exhausted that for some reason the referee had granted the team the right to substitute the players indefinitely, not three times. I couldn't find a sportsmanship as much as it did under the claws of a fly cub.

If this were to happen in the World Cup, the global uprising would have blown FIFA to smithereens. There's no one else at the forefront, and I'll be waving a flag. Reality was so absurd because of the amount of things that could not happen in sports.

“If that's how you want it to go. ”

I stopped tickling. And the fairies looked at me with a question mark in their eyes. It was homicidal cute, but not seduced. It's because I realized that hiding behind that cute face was an abomination and a terrible foul.

I raised my head and laughed.

“I didn't want to use this technique until the end. Remember, you're the ones who brought this on yourself. ”

─ Gaha?

“The wings of virtue cut through the sky that forgot the stars... … Destiny lies trapped in a cleft and wanders through eternal time. In the name of Herculetos, Anaximandros, and laughing interest rates, Endles and Paradox, let us summon the legend here and now. ”

You raise your hand as if you were an orchestral conductor.

Now I am truly the Demon King himself.

A horrifying pronoun that appears in a fantasy tale, muttering a foreign language you don't know in English and instilling anxiety in the protagonist group. The Demon King was nowhere to be found with his stats totaling less than a hundred. No matter who saw it, there was only one perfect, dark, horrible man.

What was even more frightening was that I had never chewed my tongue until now. When the ancient Greek sophists united as a group, they would kill themselves in the blue sea of the Mediterranean. There was a wholesome narcissism.

“Experience the miracle of turning one into two and two into ten. The Night Dance of Ten Golden Fingers! ”

Yes, there was nowhere in the law to be used to tickle just one finger. If there are ten fairies rushing in - just respond with ten fingers! That's The Night Dance of Ten Golden Fingers.

─ Glug-ug!? Carr 'er!

The effect was remarkable. The ten fairies were overwhelmed at once, and the itching collapsed without hesitation. It was quite difficult to touch the fairy with my little finger, but I stroked the children's sides as delicately as possible. The fairies smile relentlessly. It was a bargain sale of laughter.

“Kuhaha! You lowly bastards may have believed in the numbers, but it's a common mistake not knowing that the river was shallower than usual!" ”

“Oh.”

You hear an admirable voice next to you.

“Do many enemies crush each other at once? ”

“Yes. This is the way of the spleen. I'm the one Dantalian has been hiding! ”

“You have a knack for military matters. I'm impressed. It's been a month since I've been with you, but your progress is still endless. A man like an onion that never ends. ”

“What's left to praise...? ”

You stop playing the fairies with your fingers.

Turning your head, Laura de Farnese sits beside the bed, crouching. She stares at this place with her colorless eyes as usual.

“ ……. ”

I was cold sweating on my back.

“I've defeated quite a few adventurers since I got here. I'm proud that I have a knack for tactics, too, but I'm still a newborn compared to you. I'm ashamed. I'll keep going. ”

“H-how long have you seen this? ”

“Hmm? What do you mean, since when?" ”

I swallowed a saliva.

“Well, you know. Since when did I start playing with fairies? ”

“It wasn't long ago. ”

Laura shrugs as she puts blonde hair over her shoulder.

“Not since you shouted, exactly. ”

“You saw it all from the beginning! ”

I grabbed her by the head and screamed. I couldn't see Laura sitting next to the bed because she was lying on her back. The devil's room was tall because the bed was useless and luxurious. I didn't know that was gonna be a crack.

The unscrupulous Demon King on the outside. But inside, a warm man was my image. At least that's what it meant to Laura. Laura will soon be reborn as one of the best strategists on the continent. I wanted to impress her. That way I won't betray you.

But then I found out that I was playing with monsters. I've never even shown Lapis how broken he is!

"No, stay calm. ’

Suddenly, my head quickly turned. Hearing Laura's voice…… she doesn't seem to know that I've been playing an unparalleled role. In other words, there was still a possibility that there had not been a major impact on the image. At this time, it was important to be as bold as possible. It's as if I'm not just playing, as if there's some great significance to what I've done.

“By the way, Dantalian. I have a few questions. ”

“W-what? ”

I pretended to be okay and replied. My voice was a little shaky, but I got to the pass point.

“What does it mean that the wings of virtue cut through the forgotten sky and destiny was trapped in a cleft for eternity? I don't really understand it. ”

“Khhhhhhh!”

I cried.

This was more powerful than I ever imagined!

I wanted to hide in a rat hole somewhere right now, but I couldn't get over Laura's ongoing questions.

“And Herculetos and Anaximandros, treacherous interest rates and Endles smiling in the early evening……. ”

“Shhh! Shhh! Stop, please! ”

“In the name of the paradox, I am summoning a legend here and there. What is the correlation between a legend and ten finger movements? It seems to me that there is something deeply hidden that I can't fathom. ”

“Black historian! Black historian in real time! ”

In elementary school, I used to wander through the streets in the delusion that I was a secret soldier with immense power, but I used to murmur, "The bullies are trying to invade Seoul again." The girl I went to school with said, "What are you talking about? 'I asked. I shook my head with a face that the ordinary public could never understand. And I said," You'll get hurt if you know. "I don't want to drag you into this harsh world.

I will never forget the look on her face.

I wanted to vomit blood, too.

Meanwhile, Laura said with a serious expression.

“Please teach me the hidden meaning of your warfare. ”

“Soldier's Law…… Soldier's Law……. ”

My head is new. I didn't know how to answer. However, my brain and heart and stomach were screaming that I had to escape from this situation without compromising on means and means.

I shouted in my heart.

‘Hey, Action Skill! ’

Maybe it's because I'm yelling harder than ever. For the first time since the tutorial, acting skills were triggered with flashy sounds.

"Smoke skill is triggered.

Lucky dice close at the corner of the desk! Reduces your chances of the opponent being 'quite' suspicious of your claim.

The skill seemed to have succeeded at a higher level if the probability of being suspicious has been reduced to 'slight'.

I can't believe this is a critical moment! Like Valpurgis' night, it doesn't burst when you really need it! No, there was no time for regrets. It's in the past anyway. It was first to clean up the catastrophe that came as a landslide in front of you.

I spoke out as soon as I came out of the hole.

“The Art of War is a combination of thirty-six schemes and a hundred and eight schemes…… of which interest rates, paradoxes and endless……… This is the first term I've ever heard because I've been named in secret……. ”

“Oh.”

“To deceive an enemy, I have to deceive an ally from myself……… showing behavior that seems meaningless, but that action piles up and overlaps, and then sublimating into a single batch at the end……… the other person is careless and knows the meaning of everything that has happened until then, but it's too late……. ”

“I see.”

Laura was impressed.

“In fact, there was a profound plot behind your sentence that seemed meaningless. And then they come together, and at the end of that, they become ten fingers. ”

“No, that's right. I'm impressed that you noticed that... ”

“No. In fact, I still haven't figured out how treachery and paradoxes that smile in the early evening can lead to tickling. I'm ashamed to think your deep intentions lie beyond my reason. I'm going to go even further. ”

“Haha, effort is always good. Haha, ha……. ”

I suddenly heard a sound that made me laugh.

Laura de Farnese likes 2 more!

"Laura de Farnese's appeal has reached 50. The likelihood will no longer increase as long as the event does not occur.

Somehow.

I didn't know how it happened, but I could see how it happened. That was enough. What more do you need?

As she lets out a sigh of relief, Laura tilts her head.

“However, the lack of learning in Bonsi is not enough to discover the meaning alone. Shame, but true. So, may I ask your opinion on what you mean when Lapis comes later? ”

“Not just that! ”

My cries echoed through the dungeon caves.