Dungeon Farming: Reborn as a Dungeon Lord, cultivating life inside a cave.

Night arrived fast and considering I had nothing else to do, I decided to go to bed earlier.

I went back to the Dungeon Core room, took out my armor and laid down on the floor.

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An unknown amount of time later and I wake up with someone shaking my shoulder. I opened my eyes only to see that damn skull right in front of my head.

"Wha!?"

Damn, someday this will give me a heart attack...

"What now? Guests again?"

The skeleton nodded it's head.

"The same ones from before?"

The skeleton shook it's head.

"Hmm?? Then who is it??"

The skeleton inclined his head to the side, making a confused gesture...or that's what I think it's trying to do...

"You don't know?"

It nodded it's head again.

"Are there more than one?"

It nodded it's head one more time.

"How are they?"

The skeleton starts making many gestures like putting two finger on his ears and so on, and honestly I didn't understand not a single thing out of what it wanted to say.

Staying here guessing won't solve the mystery...

Sigh...

Then I guess there is only one way to find out...

"OK, let's go there...but before that..."

"System, set teleport location!"

[Understood!]

[Please select the location:]

A map of the whole floor appeared inside the Dungeon Core.

"First Floor."

The image changed into the map of the first floor, I could see the passage to the entrance up until the entrance of the large hall, as for the large hall, it appeared like there was some kind of barrier blocking the dungeon from investigating any further. On the map I could also see Ruyk running around, the chicks inside the chicken house, the freeloaders in their cells, the four skeletons guarding the stairs and two skeletons guarding the warehouse. Unfortunately there was no indication about the crops state. Hmm, maybe I'm asking too much...

Oh crap, it's not time to enjoy the view!

Click.

I pointed the place I wished with the tip of my finger covered in Mana.

[Are you sure?]

"Yes!"

[New teleport mark created, do you want to rename it?]

"Yes!"

[Please state the new name]

"Entrance."

[Set new name to "Entrance.". Confirm?]

"Yes!"

[Done.]

"System. Teleport me to the Entrance!"

[Understood!]

The column of light flashed and as I opened my eyes I saw the large hall right in front of me.

Good, it's working all right! Now, let's go see the mysterious guests.

I say that but it was not necessary to walk too far to meet them.

I take a few steps into the Hall and see a bunch of elven kids crying, two teenagers elven girls wearing ranger clothes fainted, another one wearing warrior clothes fighting desperately with the three skeletons and final one with priest clothes trembling as she watched the fight while standing in front of the kids as their last protective barrier.

"All right, you can stop now."

Because of their adrenaline or whatever, my orders fall on deaf ears and they completely ignore me.

This angry me quite a bit and I scream out loud while amplifying my voice with Mana.

"I SAID STOP!!!!!!"

My voice echoes through the cave giving them a huge scare, strong enough for them to be paralyzed for a few seconds.

"Good, now, who are you and why are you here?"

The two elven teenager girls look at me, their face suddenly turn red and they scream hysterically as if seeing a pervert...wait...no...it can't be...

My face goes pale and I discover what you suspect...

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After going back to the core and came back wearing proper clothes...ok, not quite proper clothes, just a leg armor and boots. No need for the helmet, it's too late now that they saw my face. Anyway, that's all I have now, be happy with it! T_T

So, as I was saying, after coming back, I made a new room next to the prisoners cells and took the four teenagers inside, including the two who were captured as they covered their faces afraid to see my true body in all it's magnificence. As for the kids, the skeletons led them to the field to play with the sprites, it only took a few seconds for the sprites to awake the curiosity of the kids and they start to play around.

Back to the four teenager elven girls, I made some chairs and a table so we could sit and talk.

The two fainted ranger girls seem to have been treated by the priest as their wounds have been closed and only red marks were left.

The warrior one was glaring at me as if I killed her father and the priest was trembling with a red face, looking super cute.

"Good night, ladies. I'm sorry for my lack of decor before, I really wasn't expecting guests in the middle of the night."

"Pervert bastard, how dare you show your filthy body in front of our princess!?"

"As I said before, that was an accident..."

"As if I would believe a pervert who use such dirty tricks to win!"

"Look lady, I-"

"No need to try to act like a gentleman. I know your kind! You will soon strip us and then take us to your city to serve as slaves."

"No, I-"

"But you are out of luck, human necromancer! We would rather die than submit to the likes of you!"

Sigh... This is going to be hard...

"I remember aunt Delva who was captured when I was a child. Our hunters chased after your slavers for 11 days and nights and finally were able to free her from your band of thieves, but the poor woman had already-"

"ENOUGH!!!!"

"Oh! So you are finally showing your true face! Don't think you can scare us, we..."

I made a gesture with my hand, drawing a magical circle in the air as she spout nonsense and finally...

"AQUA BALL!"

There goes my Mana, but it was worth it!

A huge ball of water exploded on her face, soaking and stunning her. I took this moment to take the hand of the priest, take her out of the room and seal the door.

"Come back here you pervert bastard! Where are you taking the princess!? Answer me!"

"Stay inside and cool down your hot head, after I'm finished with your princess, I will came to you!"

Ignoring whatever the warrior had left to say, I brought the trembling princess to the farming camp, as we arrived, I made a small table and two chairs and offered her a chair.

She slowly sat on one side, still trembling but curious by the change of scenario and only when she saw the kids playing around the field she started to truly relax a bit.

"Hello, Princess. You can call me Plate. Now that we have some peace and tranquility, let's have a nice and friendly talk. First, what is your name?"

The princess furtively spied my face, ending up meeting my eyes, her faced turned bright red and she turned her face down and didn't say a single word.

Sigh...It seems like this won't be any easier...

One talks too much, the other doesn't talk at all...

Should I place my bet on the two fainted ones?

T_T