Dungeon Farming: Reborn as a Dungeon Lord, cultivating life inside a cave.

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You know the drill, orc's chapter, so you know what to expect.

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Morning arrived as our troops positioned themselves around the walls.

This Long Eared's Fortress seems to have heard of our accomplishments and was fully prepared for a fight.

Our drums started playing, our warriors started singing, a new challenge was in front of us.

"Hear me now, weaklings hidden inside your walls."

"By decree of the Great God Tusk you are now bound to be trampled by our mighty army!"

"Despair, cry and scream as our mighty warriors invade your city, **** your wives and kill your children!"

"By the order of this Chosen one, let our War begin!"

"ATTACK!!!!"

"""OOOOOOOHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"""

My glorious warriors charge toward the walls while our catapults and mages bombard them with spells and rocks. The long eared ones counter us with their lousy arrows and clumsy lances, but such weak method is unable to even slow us down.

Soon a group of great mages appear on the long eared walls and start casting spells of mass destruction, decimating dozens of warriors on each attack.

Great! That's how it's supposed to be! Fight hard! The harder you fight, the higher your despair when you fall on my hands!

I take an ax on my hand and throw a greeting to their great mages.

The other cowards start to panic seeing their leader killed in front of them.

Bunch of useless cowards! Can't you even entertain me for a single day!?

My warriors finally reach the walls, set up their siege stairs and start climbing up.

I see a few idiots taking arrows in their head and failing their climb.

Good riddance! A warrior who can't even protect his head is unworthy of following us!

Suddenly I hear a horn from the other side of the field. I turn around and see their cavalry attacking our flanks. Our siege weapons are put on fire, our archers and mages are decapitated and nothing seems to be able to stop their charge... that is, nothing but me!

"WAAAAAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

I shout a war cry and charge at the mounted weakling with my elite warriors following right behind.

They see me and decide to confront me head on.

"Fools, you underestimate the power of God!!!!"

I activate my blessing, making my body grow twice it's normal size.

My giant ax feels like a hand ax and their long lances seem like little sticks to me.

I tank their attack head on and destroy their momentum, making them fall from their horses.

Looking at my arms and belly I seem like a inverted hedgehog, but those little pricks will never be enough to put me down.

Then I noticed a single cavalier had not charged into me, and instead was smiling while chanting something.

"?"

BOOM!!!

BOOM!!!BOOM!!!

BOOM!!!BOOM!!!BOOM!!!BOOM!!!

BOOM!!!BOOM!!!BOOM!!!BOOM!!!BOOM!!!BOOM!!!BOOM!!!BOOM!!!

The dozen spears on me explode almost simultaneously making me lose conscience.

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"Gahh!!!!!!!!"

I wake up in the middle of the night.

I look at myself and see bandages covering my whole body.

I get up slowly and walk out of my tent.

Their walls are still holding, their warriors are still alive.

It seems like the Feast is not over yet.

"Gahahahahaha!! Great! Perfect! That's how it's meant to be!"

"Fight me! Entertain me! Use all your cards! And when all is over, we will still be the winners!"

"Congratulations, long earned ones! You have survived for one day! Let's see how long you can survive!"

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Later that night an old shaman approaches my tent.

"Greetings, oh Chosen one."

I kept using the slave as I answer him.

"What is it? Be fast!"

"The team responsible for collecting the second target has disappeared. I fear they were killed."

"Oh...? All of them? Even Raul?"

"Yes, sir. All almost at the same time. Even the soul brand on Raul has vanished."

"I see. So you are unable to discover what happens."

"Yes, sir. But this one is sure she didn't meet with the Human army yet."

"What makes you think so?"

"The spies in the city haven't discovered any big movement of their army. If the Princess had already arrived, they would at least have started preparing to move out."

"Great! As long as the humans don't move, we will be able to conquer this whole region. And then, we can pick them one my one..."

"Then...should we send another batch after the second target?"

"Of course! Because 4 could't do it, I sent 32, but now that 32 could't do it, it's time for 256!"

"I will make the preparations."

As the old shaman leaves I face the slave between my legs.

"Why did you stop? Are you worried about your long eared fellows?"

The girl trembled but didn't dare to say a single word.

"Then I advice you to keep moving! The more you energy you drain from me, the less energy I will have to fight tomorrow. And the less energy I have, the less long eareds I kill."

As the girl hear my words, she starts moving faster than before.

"That's right! Move! Move! Keep moving your *** and show me the **** you are!"

Seeing the girl desperately moving her body, I can't help but let out a loud laugh at her futile efforts.

"Hahahahahahahahahahaha!!!"