Dungeon Prowler : One Man Army

On the walkway to luxury cabin number 5 in the 10th level luxury housing area, an 8 vs 1 standoff was in progress. The situation was not very friendly with 7 out of the 8 drawing their weapons and preparing for battle, but the atmosphere was broken by Debauchery who just made their way to the door, gave hugs to Yunan and were about to enter the house when Yunan asked "I thought you had a phobia of nuns", a shudder ran through the spines of Debauchery. Lucian answered for the rest " not these cute ones, the ones sent by the pope are the menace".

The nuns went stiff at the answer, these people used the name of the pope as if he was their neighbor, not even an ounce of reverence in their voices, and by the sound of it they survived an assault from the elites of the legion, they were not to be trifled with.

The muscled woman talked first "is he safe?" there was no hint of concern in her voice but Yunan still answered " i cannot promise you anything about what will happen inside, not even the gods dare predict that, but he will get out sound of body and mind, and much more cheerful than when he went in". "Can i go inside?" She was not asking for permission, more like fishing for a response, "all none members must strip naked before entering, and are not allowed to have clothes as long as more than 2 members of the club are present".

That was not a rule, after all the club was just something Yunan made up to stir nostalgia into his friends, this rule was just him being mean to the nuns for attacking him twice. "But those walked in fully clothed, it's not fair" Said one of the girls who were haunting Leol. "They are members, they only need to be naked if there if bathing scheduled, otherwise how can we distinguish between members and visitors, if you are invited however that is another thing"

The muscled woman started to remove her armor then and there, Yunan was impressed by her work ethics, so he told her to finish undressing inside, however inside she found everyone looking through a clairvoyance spell, and betting on the outcome there was a pile of papers under a sign that read "YUNAN", Leol, waved to the woman telling her to only take off the armor and relax wherever, and asked if she wanted to join the betting.

Next up were the girls that came with Leol, Yunan flat out rejected them, and told them to go away when they started to get undressed with red faces and embarrassed expressions. "Don't even bother with stripping" Yunan said "You can just go away, there is no need for you here, unless you feel like you can offer your bodies for our pleasure then keep stripping, otherwise just leave, your presence is a waste of time". That put another pile of papers under Yunan's sign.

Even though the girls stayed still like statues mid removing cloths Yunan already moved his gaze at the nuns and smiled "convince me" he said. The nuns stuttered trying to say something, eventually one of them said "we need to keep the lady pure, no matter what you want us to do, just keep the lady pure and safe". Although the nun did not move or even try to do anything, Yunan's smile turned into an evil grin "well well, that is interesting, but not convincing enough".

The nuns did not know what to say after that, they looked at each other lost, they could not attack someone who did not care about taking two flying daggers to his shoulders and just shrugged them off, as if they were nothing, furthermore their lady was already inside and they could not teleport inside to get her or break the door to get inside, they had to negotiate with someone who had the upper hand and a grudge.

From behind the nuns another nun walked out as if from thin air and went towards Yunan with a smile on her face, " you reek of them" she said to Yunan. He recognised her as one of the nuns that were with pope markus all the time, he nodded at her "it's fun, what else can i do to entertain my guests". The nun stopped before Yunan and leaned in closer studying his face. "Its not manly to bully defenseless pups like them, why not try to bully me?" Yunan cupped the nuns face and flicked her forehead, " you know she is as safe as she can be with me, as for her purity, we have defiled her long ago, so there is no need for concern, tell the old man she became one of the moment he sent her to have fun with us".

Yunan then turned around and walked to the door "send someone who does not fuss too much, and one that does not get surprised easily, you know how things are with us" he then took out the golden book from his ring and passed it to her "ask him if i can learn this, after all he already has monopoly, this one can be taken out so don't feel shy about letting him read it". After Yunan entered the cabin, the pope assistant told one of the nuns to go inside and told the rest to go home, she however made her way to the surface world to meet the pope and deliver the message.

As soon as the nun entered the cabin, not knowing what to do, she saw Yunan getting thrashed by everyone in the room including a dragon and the muscled woman, there was no malice in the violent scene before her, and he just took the beating with a nostalgic look in his eyes, she could tell, this was not the first time something like this happened and will not be the last, it ended rather quickly, with everyone laughing at some joke she missed.

What happened next was unexpected for the nun, as she thought that there would nude bathing as suggested by the letter, but there was only food, drink and a very weird game of chess that was more a game of thrones than a chess tournament, she felt her expectations shatter before her eyes as everyone else was having such a good time as if the stand off earlier did not happen, inside this cabin, the wes only room for fun.