Earthy Superstar
Chapter 119: : You look so funny
Shaohua understands Li Tiezhu's overtones. The so-called compassion is nothing but a sharp blade called compassion, which is equally hurtful.
He stopped talking about the poor girl, and said, "Let us bless Ah Diao and wish her a healthy growth and academic progress. Contestant Li Tiezhu, you cried everyone again, why are you always like this?"
Li Tiezhu: "Blam me?"
Shaohua: "How do you make up for everyone? After all, crying is a hard work."
Li Tiezhu thought for a while and said, "Sorry for making everyone uncomfortable. Then I'll sing a song to everyone and make you laugh."
"Can the song be amusing? New song?"
"No, old song."
Under the stage, Yehenala and Wang Feng Gouzi are both clamped. This guy won't openly sing "You Don't Go" on stage, right? Murder and condemnation?
Shochikuer jumped up and shouted: ""Don't you go"!"
The cat can't pull it anyway, no way, the Husky is of course stronger than the cat.
Yehenala and Wang Feng's faces darkened.
Shaohua was a little embarrassed: "Have we heard it? What is the title of the song?"
Li Tiezhu: ""You Look So Funny"."
"This song...hey, no, isn't it called "You look so good when you smile"? It was written for Zhao Liya."
"Just change that song, just sing a few words."
Shaohua breathed a sigh of relief, and just didn't openly beat the two instructors on stage: "Okay!"
The two teachers under the stage also suddenly relaxed a lot.
Li Tiezhu got a guitar and sang:
like to tell her the topic
like to copy her homework
no matter how many pages there are
It's enough to have you
like to let you buy sorbet
like to ask you to peel grapes
she lights up the chat box
you like silly smiles
The audience turned sorrow into joy as expected, and all laughed. The song was changed so much that even Han Hong couldn't help but smile.
It’s tears when I talk too much...
This is the first time Li Tiezhu has written a song in the true sense. It is exactly a lyrics.
Inspiration comes from life. He is exhausted and running on the road to public welfare, and he has to copy homework for a certain class, and he will send it to her after he finishes the copy. The above lyrics are all real events, and I will start editing them below. Of course, this was just a ridiculous self-deprecating when he was idle. Banhua was a bit fierce, but also pretty good, with a great temper and poor grades.
you look so funny
like the dog next door
all her troubles and all her sorrows
you are here
you look so funny
……
Barrage Tucao:
"Thank you, I was offended."
"I suspect you have a surveillance system in my classroom..."
"Lick it to the end and nothing!"
"Tear eyes."
"Warm! So melancholy singing~"
"Too real!"
"Shut up!"
"Booming in a trance..."
"Shrimp pig heart! Reported."
Qin Tao in the background was shocked, Li Tiezhu, are you crazy? Do you want to die? Don't trouble me if you're looking for death!
Sure enough, Li Tiezhu's cell phone rang, Qin Tao hurriedly pressed mute, and soon his cell phone rang. He had no choice but to bite the bullet and pick it up.
"School flower, no, Banhua, I'm sorry... Li Tiezhu drank too much, yes, he drank and came to power... I must criticize him when I come back!"
"Huh? Really? Just a cup of milk tea? Okay. Goodbye!"
Hung up the phone, Qin Tao was still bewildered, was Banhua worn by a human soul? Why did you suddenly become gentle with Li Tiezhu? This song is clearly dead, so you only need a cup of milk tea?
Could it be that Li Tiezhu is watching Li Tiezhu red and dare not bully him? what! How can it be. No matter how popular Li Tiezhu is ten times, it is not enough for her to bully.
The boy she thinks of when she is happy
you are not inside
Zhao Liya is the most familiar with this song, and later Li Tiezhu re-recorded and asked her to do harmonies.
So, she got a microphone from the program group in the audience, anyway, the lyrics behind are repeating the previous ones. She stood up, rhythmically harmonizing Li Tiezhu with a small milky voice, with a tacit understanding:
you look so funny
like the dog next door
Every time she is sad every time she is bored
you are here
you look so funny
All the money is spent for her
The boy she thinks of when she is happy
you are not inside
……
After singing, Li Tiezhu gave Zhao Liya a compliment.
With Zhao Liya's little milk harmony, the whole song is even more exciting, and the barrage is joyous:
"Fatal harmony, Zhao Liya, you have been taken astray by your serious brother."
"Give me the graceful and elegant piano princess!"
"Shente? Harmony...laugh and cry."
"Go up."
"Wow..."
"I was a licking dog once, but then I became scumbag."
"Learn from you!"
"Li Tiezhu: Are you scared? I get so cruel that I even spoof my own songs."
"It's worthy of being the'Divine Comedy King'!"
The big stars all laughed off the stage. I didn’t expect Li Tiezhu to have such an operation. What have you experienced?
Yu Qian said: "Li Tiezhu is also suitable for talking cross talk, funny!"
Xiao Yueyue smiled: "I said earlier that Yunde Society would be popular if he was there. Think about it, if he and Qin Tao were on stage like this, tusk tusk...if you don’t speak, you can have a lot of fun off the stage. ."
Song Zhuer was so happy, she likes this sand sculpture song. Then, she suddenly broke Lengba's shoulder and said seriously, "Did he lick you?"
Lengba swelled up with a mouthful of old blood: "..."
I'm not! I do not have! We never talk with our hands! Don't frame me!
Song Zhu'er said, "That's not it, I said, how could a straight steel man like Li Tiezhu be a dog licker! I was shocked."
Lengba thought, something must be wrong! Otherwise, why did the rabbit bully me, and Erha bullied me too?
Shaohua on the stage also laughed, walked over again, and said to the audience below: "I laughed! Are you satisfied with this song?"
"satisfy!"
Shaohua looked at the tutor seat again: "The four tutors, what comment do you have on Li Tiezhu's performance just now? I'm talking about the song "A Diao"."
First, everyone looked at Yehenala.
Yehenala: "I don't want to comment."
Wang Feng was struggling slightly, and said, "I don't want to comment."
Han Hong: "No need to comment."
Chen Yisen got up and said solemnly: "I dare not comment!"
Shaohua was unavoidably embarrassed. The four mentors were still competing. He had to interview Li Tiezhu: "Li Tiezhu, will all the income from "A Diao" go to school for that girl?"
Li Tiezhu: "Yes! If there are extras, we will provide assistance to other children similar to her. The Hong Fund will supervise and implement all data and information on the Internet every month."
Shaohua: "Why are you so keen on public welfare? Are there other reasons besides your mother?"
Li Tiezhu: "My old man told me,'I have learned to teach people, and I have to make money for others.' He has been doing this all these years. I'm not as good as him."
Shaohua sighed with emotion: "A good sentence,'You must teach people~www.readwn.com~If you earn, you must give to others'! Thank you Li Tiezhu! Thank you for bringing this song "A Diao"!"
Li Tiezhu retired and the game continued.
Ye Henala was thinking, this Li Tiezhu really didn’t have enough brains, so he played the first round of such a good song, hehe, what do you do next!
Mao was also very entangled: "Hey! "A Diao" is such a good song, it should be sung in the third round of the second round."
Husky was particularly happy: "Don't worry, sister! "A Diao" must be the worst of the three, and the other two will sound better. Li Tiezhu is so smart, how could he make such a mistake?"
The cat is speechless, Li Tiezhu... Is he smart? If he is really smart, can the cat live to the present? With his physique, a cat can die eight times a night!
PS:
Report, currently there are 260 Lengba fans and 325 Songzhuer fans. Song Zhuer, who has only been online for two days, is about to surpass the number of likes, but the gifts are much less.
Thank you Lengba: 2 times 500 points rewards in Overseas Chinese Town! Thanks to cat lovers-Maiheai 500 points reward, thanks to Xiaoshuo fans 1000 points reward! Meow~
Songzhuer thank you: Daidai s2 rewards at 100 points! Thanks for the 100-point reward for the havoc, and thank you for the 500-point reward from Overseas Chinese Town! Fish head quack~
Other……
Thanks to Dalang for scouring the sand for gold, overseas Chinese towns, masters of tricks for death, shaky book drunk, master Hai for all-round rewards, thank you for helping Uncle Xu 200 points for rewards, thank book friends 20180626184903182 for rewarding 500 points, thank you very disgusted I’m hungry for 500 rewards, thank you for keeping up with the new or send you to the palace for 500 rewards, thank you for 1,500 rewards for Desert Lonely Wind, thank Chitong 1982 for rewarding 1500, thank Pu Churong TVT for 1500 rewards, thank you Jiannan Burning Spring 5000 points reward.
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