Earthy Superstar
Chapter 186: : Mr. Mao asks me to bring you a message (with a guarantee of 6000 words...
When Hou Xiaopei spoke, his eyes were greedy. The female celebrities of Baodao were used to large-scale shows on the island. They suddenly came to the mainland, and it was normal for them to be unable to close their legs for a while.
However, the scale of variety shows in the Mainland has also made breakthroughs in recent years, and it can still accommodate it.
It's just that Sun Nan on the side can't stand it a bit. With an expression that I don't recognize this woman, his body is turned sideways.
The audience started booing: "Take one off."
Hou Xiaopei also shouted: "Take off one, take off one!"
Li Tiezhu said solemnly: "This eldest sister, this is a public place. Your request like this... is very immoral."
Hou Xiaopei laughed loudly and whispered: "Haha...Oh, you are so cute!"
The four guessing teachers were also overwhelmed with joy. Li Tiezhu’s way of speaking is so iconic, even if you haven’t been exposed in front of you, you will undoubtedly blew yourself up here.
A week later, the dispute on the barrage was fierce:
"Is there something wrong with this woman?"
"It's disgusting, his face is like a man who hasn't slept in eight lifetimes."
"It's just a program effect."
"Fart! She really wants to see Li Tiezhu's abs, I want to see too."
"Look at the same, see at the same time!"
"Iron-headed baby hammer warning!"
"Song Zhuer has thirty seconds to reach the battlefield."
"No, Shochikuer said that the iron-headed baby would like to see it too!"
"Meow~"
"Anyway, I think this Hou Xiaopei is very annoying."
Teacher said: "Li Tie...Bah! So who, classmate Shazhujiang, have you ever heard the term "iron words and iron words"?"
Li Tiezhu: "Don't have it."
The teacher said: "There is a draft champion named Li Tiezhu. He often talks about the host and mentor on the show. He speaks in a simple and sharp manner, with a wild taste of extinction in his honesty. Netizens call him'Tiezhu'. Yantieyu, and Shuangyan Shuangyu are also known as the two magical languages in the entertainment industry. The way you speak is very similar to him!"
Li Tiezhu thought for a while, "Really? That's a fate."
Shente is fate.
really ironic!
smiled directly at the big teacher who was still talking, completely speechless, and turned into a box essence, always boxing.
Yang Mi shuddered with a trembling smile. The deep V-neckline was magnificent and sparkling. Li Xiang's eyes were straight on the side, as if he had seen the sea, but had forgotten to speak, saying that it was a match for Liu Yan.
Qi Xian saw that the host was distracted, so he had to continue: "You see you sing like Li Tiezhu, your body is like Li Tiezhu, and your way of speaking is like Li Tiezhu. You are so predestined, do you want to be worshipped in the future?"
Li Tiezhu: "Ah...I'm forty-five, let him be a godson."
Qixian jumped up on the spot and gave a thumbs-up: "I thank you for Li Tiezhu! From now on you will be Li Tiezhu godfather! Cowhide!"
The audience clamored even more fiercely. You accept yourself as a godson. Your operation is so fierce.
Chen Jiahua said: "Forty-five years old should be the generation of Brother Qi Xian, and he is also a singer, who would this be?"
Qixian smirked and said, "Jiahua, wait a minute, I have another question to ask him. Shazhujiang, you are forty-five this year, then I ask you when you were born?"
Li Tiezhu: "……"
There was a burst of laughter from the audience.
Chen Jiahua jumped up and high-five with Qi Xian, doing a beautiful job.
Sun Nan smiled and scratched his hair, this group of people can really play.
Hou Xiaopei shook his fingers next to him, and then shouted to Li Tiezhu who was still dazed on the stage: "July one year! Tie Zhu, one year old!"
Li Tiezhu yelled, "I was born in 1971."
Qixian: "What do you belong to in 1971?"
"Chick."
"No way."
"Ah... I think about it, it's a pig."
"correct.
Li Tiezhu said, "Right? So today I chose this pig head hood for a reason."
Qixian couldn't keep up for a while: "...ah...what you said is right!"
Tao Biluo: "Now we are completely stunned. We can't guess who it is at all."
Teacher said: "Hidden to this level, even the selection of headgear is carefully planned, and the mind is so exaggerating that it is difficult to guess. Let's ask the next one first."
Chen Jiahua raised her hand: "The girl is still laughing, let her slow down, let's ask Li... er, Shazhujiang, is the girl next to you bigger or younger than you?"
Li Tiezhu said, "Isn't she? She looks less than forty."
Yang Mi came to sweep the hall, and Li Tiezhu hid.
Yang Mi stood up slowly, and finally laughed enough.
Han Haiboping, Li Xiang came back to his senses: "Thank you Shazhujiang for your wonderful answer. Next, let’s interview with Squint classmates. Are you a singer?"
Yang Mi: "Guess."
Qixian said: "Are you very popular recently?"
Yang Mi: "The people who are on this show, except for the guessing group, are all popular. For example, the one next to me."
Li Tiezhu: "Ah, yes."
Chen Jia smashed all the dolls in his hand: "What are you right? Am I not red? Have I been red too? Haven't any of us ever been red?"
Li Tiezhu: "She was talking about being popular, not being popular."
Chen Jiahua rolled his eyes and asked Qi Xian: "How did this kind of person win the championship? It's weird not to be killed!"
Li Tiezhu: "I told you that I am not Li Tiezhu."
Qixian: "I told you that he is not Li Tiezhu, and he is now asking a girl. And I tell you that the reason why his godson was not killed is because ordinary people can't beat him."
Tao Biluo then asked, "Smiling classmate, are you particularly confident in your appearance and figure? I think you are well dressed."
Yang Mi turned a half circle to show her figure, her high-slit skirt showed a big white leg: "Do you think I have a reason for not being confident?"
Mr. said: "You can be conceited! However, I don't think you are a singer, you should be an actor."
Yang Mi: "Why?"
Teacher: "The person next to you already has a very ordinary singing skill in the singing world. Your singing skill seems to be...worse than him. So, if you are a singer, it may be for us. It's not fair."
Yang Mi: "But you sing badly."
Teacher: "Uh... Come on, my question is over, next one."
Qi Xian said: "The great teacher is right, your singing skills are indeed not as good as Li Tiezhu... his godfather! Ah! godfather! But you are born with a better voice, the big teacher is different, he is not incapable of singing, He is good at singing, but his voice is a little ugly."
Teacher nodded: "Nothing wrong."
Qixian asked again: "Have you ever acted in a movie with a box office of over 1 billion?"
Yang Mi: "If it's over a billion, can you afford it?"
Qixian gave up: "Can I just ask for nothing?"
Chen Jia's painting: "Squinting and smiling, have you ever acted as a **** sculpture?"
Yang Mi: "I'm not Liu Yifei. Thank you, my **** are twice as big as hers."
Chen Jiahua: "This can be seen, so do you usually use products such as Feng Cream? Is there anything you can recommend?"
try{mad1(\'gad2\');}catch(ex){} Yang Mi: "This is a talent, you can't learn it."
Chen Jiahua: "I...today's players are so arrogant! It's so difficult, and I will be humiliated to record a show!"
Tao Biluo: "Let the show crew add money."
Li Xiang took the topic: "If you add money, add a little bit to the host by the way. After all, the hosts who have been criticized by "iron words and iron words" are very internally injured. Next, ask the two talents to show everyone. of."
Yang Mi: "I can wear a sweater."
Li thought: "What is there to show here? My mother also wears sweaters."
Yang Mi: "Have you ever seen such a beautiful woman in a sweater?"
Li thought: "That's not true, so let's take a look."
Yang Mi started to play Faner: "Go on the props."
The staff took a sweater and a stick.
Li thought: "You..."
Yang Mi picked up the stick and started to squat down and knock on the sweater.
bang bang bang...
Yang Mi lost the stick, stood up and clapped her hands gracefully: "Thank you for your appreciation, thank you!"
There was applause.
Teacher stood up, thumbs up with both hands: "Good fight! Never seen such a wonderful talent show!"
Chen Jiahua laughed so hard that he couldn't stand up straight: "So, it's really knitting instead of knitting sweaters, right?"
Qi Xianren were all stupid and opened their mouths in surprise. Does Nima treat me as a fool?
Li thought, "Thank you for squinting and grinning for the thief's hip-pulling performance. May I ask the pig-killing sauce flying against the wind, what is your talent?"
Li Tiezhu said: "I know a lot, but it is not convenient to show."
Teacher: "It's okay, I can bring you a pig to kill."
Li Tiezhu said: "No, you bring the pig up, I don't know who to kill, after all, my face is blind and easy to accidentally hurt."
Mr. clutched his head and jumped up: "What did I hear? This is a personal attack, right? I'm going to sue you! I'll tell you, he's never ending this matter."
Qixian: "At most it is a pig body attack, and people are blind."
Mr. sat down and shook his head straight.
Waterloo, who presided over his career, he who relied on playing tricks to preside over the circle, has been turned over countless times by Li Tiezhu today.
Li Tiezhu still has a sense of variety. Although he blew himself up when he came up, it was an accident. In fact, Li Tiezhu was also working hard behind him, and he performed well. Of course, his passive skills were often at fault, just like the sentence just now.
Li thought: "So what talent do you want to perform?"
Li Tiezhu: "Bubble bubbles."
"what?"
"Bubble bubbles."
"What **** bubble?"
"Just spit bubbles with your mouth. Director, he swears and deducts money."
Li thought, "You are wearing a hood, brother, how do you spit bubbles? Besides, what kind of talent is spitting bubbles?"
Li Tiezhu melancholy: "Ah... I forgot that I was wearing a headgear. It's okay, you guys give me a tissue."
The staff gave the tissues, Li Tiezhu cut a hole, turned around, half-removed the first sleeve, covered his face with the tissues and only exposed his mouth, and then began to spit bubbles.
"呱唧呱唧呱唧......"
I saw Li Tiezhu's mouth moved quickly, and a bunch of small bubbles flew out of his mouth, floating towards Li Xiang.
Li wanted to be too scared to hide: "Don't throw up at me."
The people under the stage are all looking silly, this Nima is comparable to a bubble machine!
Guess the panel once again staggered with laughter.
"呱唧呱唧呱唧......"
Finally, Li Tiezhu finished his work and put on his headgear.
Next to , Yang Mi, who has always maintained the style of the royal sister, suddenly burst out laughing: "Puff, goose, goose, goose, goose..."
She fell back, staggered under her feet, then fell to the ground, continued to laugh wildly, and once again the waves were rough. While laughing, the staff member who came to help her said: "It's okay, I'm okay. Goose, goose, goose, goose, goose, goose, goose..."
……
A few days later, when Lengba saw this place, he couldn't help but ask Yang Mi: "What's the matter with you, Sister Mi? Why do you laugh so exaggerated? Although the bubble is cute, it is not like this, right?"
Sister Mi smiled weirdly: "Do you know what I thought of at the time? My God!"
"what?"
"I don't know why. At that time, a picture appeared in my head. You knelt on the ground, nodded and bowed to him. He was so happy that he bubbled up. You said I can bear it?"
"Puff ha ha ha ha... you are disgusting!"
"What is disgusting? You didn't try it in Kyoto two days ago?"
Then the two of them fought together again.
……
When everyone saw that Li Tiezhu spit out bubbles and stopped laughing, they were suddenly shocked by Yang Mi's weird laughter, and then they laughed too.
Li thought: "Squint, you haven't smiled just now, why did you smile after he finished?"
Yang Mi couldn’t stop laughing, the pictures in her head kept playing, the kind with sound: "Goose, goose... I squint, slow response, goose, goose, goose, goose..."
Qixian said: "Very good! Li Tiezhu's godfather, I personally appreciate your bubble-making performance. I have never seen such a versatile singer in my life! It makes me even more confused."
Teacher nodded: "The thief is confused, blinder than face blind."
Qixian: "Who shall we guess? I guess I guess the pig sauce? A squinting smile made her laugh first."
Chen Jiahua said: "This group is too difficult to guess. Ask the opinions of the guests."
Sun Nan: "I can't say, I have seen him."
Chen Jia drew and cried: "Brother, we've all seen him, what can't you say? As long as you don't guess it is Li Tiezhu."
Sun Nan suddenly said, "That's it! Then I guess it is Peng Yuyan."
Hou Xiaopei pointed to Li Tiezhu on the stage: "I guess Peng Yuyan, if I guess right, I will run naked, if I guess wrong you will run naked!"
Li Tiezhu panicked: "I can't stop it, I'm afraid of terrifying the male compatriots."
Hou Xiaopei's eyes flashed: "So amazing?"
Qixian: "It's enough, don't block the show, I guess Peng Yuyan. After all, Peng Yuyan will also spit bubbles."
Teacher: "Peng Yuyan."
Tao Biluo: "Since he is a singer and has such a good figure, it can only be Peng Yuyan."
Chen Jia's painting: "He is forty-five years old and knows **** pigs. It must be Peng Yuyan."
Li didn't want to say anything more: "Okay, the audience friends at the scene, please vote, think it is Li Tiezhu's vote A, think it is Peng Yuyan's vote B. Next, please go to the meeting area."
Yang Mi smiled and exited, Li Tiezhu was helped by the staff to the meeting area.
Li thought: "These audiences have also made the right choice. Of the 200 audiences, 180 chose Peng Yuyan and 20 chose Li Tiezhu. What do you think of those who chose Li Tiezhu? People say they are not Li Tiezhu. Now, let’s count down..."
5, 4, 3, 2, 1...
Li thought: "There is no one in the junction area, he... is not Peng Yuyan!"
It's time to fight acting again.
Teacher: "Impossible! He is definitely Peng Yuyan!"
Tao Biluo: "How can you guess wrong?"
try{mad1(\'gad2\');}catch(ex){} Chen Jiahua: "Did the director make a mistake?"
Qixian: "It's okay. In the second round, we will ask for more information. After all, he pretends to be too good, and it's no wonder we can't guess it."
Hou Xiaopei: "I guessed wrong, streaking! Streaking!"
Sun Nan: "My fault, I was dazzled in the background, and I was also blind."
After the third group sang, the show group let the artists rest for an hour. Li Tiezhu naturally took off his headgear to eat. The afternoon tea sent by the show group was pretty good. I heard that it was bought by a fan cheering group.
Sister Mi was drinking coffee and watching Li Tiezhu gobble it up.
Li Tiezhu: "Sister Mi, don't you want to eat something?"
Yang Mi shook her head and said, "Mao Mao asks me to bring you a message."
Li Tiezhu almost choked: "Ahem, ahem..."
What the **** cat?
After hammering his chest with his fist a few times, Li Tiezhu swallowed the cake with an embarrassment on his face: "What did Teacher Lengba say?"
Yang Mi smiled playfully: "Mao Mao said, she bought your apartment in Donghai, and then the rent will be paid directly to her."
Li Tiezhu was stunned, did not want to understand: "Why did she buy it? I also said that when I save enough money to buy it."
Yang Mi: "Why did you buy it?"
Li Tiezhu: "Of course it's because... I didn't tell you."
Yang Mi sneered: "She bought the apartment for the same reason as you?"
Li Tiezhu lowered his head and ate the cake, it was so fragrant and soft...
Soon, the second round of singing began. This round is solo. Yang Mi went on stage first and was guessed wrong and left it for the next episode. After all, she signed a contract for two episodes of the show.
Yu Wei and Luo Xu were guessed out.
Yang Wenwen was also reserved for the next issue.
Li Tiezhu finally appeared on the finale. This is the order temporarily adjusted by the program group, because although Li Tiezhu is not suspenseful, there are gimmicks and stalkers.
This time, Li Tiezhu sang a male and female duet song "Hiroshima Love Song". The male and female voices switched seamlessly, shocking the guessing group and audience with his strength. When the show was broadcast, the barrage did not hesitate to praise. After all, it is the best champion in the history of good voice. Didn't you even get a unique job?
After sang, the applause was also very warm.
Li Tiezhu bowed again and again to thank: "Thank you, thank you... hey... my head!"
When he bowed, the headgear was off, and the huge pig head rolled forward. Li Tiezhu caught up in two steps, picked it up and put it on his head, not forgetting to say: "The show crew remember to use the mosaic!"
When was broadcast, Li Tiezhu's face was indeed mosaicked.
A close-up of a huge face with several rows of words "I am Peng Yuyan", "God Father Li Tiezhu", "I am a mosaic", "I was so scared that I fell off", and these words perfectly avoided Li Tiezhu's facial features.
Barrage:
"Exquisite mosaic!"
"This is the first program to mosaic Li Tiezhu, the conscience program group!"
"I just want to know that Li Tiezhu is wearing a SpongeBob inner liner today?"
"Be serious and generous!"
"A suspense show was turned into a hilarious variety show by him."
"Li Tiezhu's frustration was not pretended."
Li Xiang was speechless again for a while: "That..."
Qi Xian will throw the pen on the ground when something comes up: "Then what, I dropped the pen, oh... eh? What just happened? Who turned his head? I didn't see it!"
The teacher also lost things: "I have lost things too."
Chen Jia drew up his head and said, "I put eye drops on it."
Tao Biluo lowered his head: "My stockings are broken."
Hou Xiaopei cupped his face: "Li Tiezhu is quite handsome."
Sun Nan: "I'm going to show something dropped."
Qixian said: "Okay! Ask another question and start guessing. Shazhujiang, what do you think of the song I wrote?"
Li Tiezhu thought for a while, then thought again: "Did you write songs too? What is the name of the song?"
Qixian: "……"
Teacher : "I don't ask suicidal questions like this, he will definitely humiliate me! Let's just guess, Li Tiezhu!"
Chen Jia's painting: "I guess Zhang Youxue."
"Li Tiezhu."
"Zhang Youxue."
"Li Tiezhu."
"Li Tiezhu."
Li Xiang: "Okay, please go to the noodle area again. Friends of the audience, Zhang You learns to choose A, Li Tiezhu chooses B. The final result of the teachers' choice is Li Tiezhu. Is he Li Tiezhu? Let us Hey...I can't play anymore, what is the result of this choice? More than half of the live audience chose Zhang Youxue. The answer will be revealed below."
At the end of the countdown, Li Tiezhu smiled shyly, holding a pig's head, and said: "Hey hey... it's Lao Tzu, didn't you expect it?"
I don’t know why, so I suddenly want to learn bamboo.
When the show was aired, the Shochikuer holding the tablet sprayed a sip of milk tea on the screen: "Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh, I am indeed my fellow!"
Qixian stood up and took the lead in applauding: "Welcome to Li Tiezhu!"
Li Tiezhu came over: "Thank you, thank you! I'm sorry to be told by the host as soon as I came out, I pretended to be pretty good."
Li wanted to talk, even shaking his feet.
Teacher said: "It's okay, we all know it's not your fault. Even, your wonderful camouflage skills deceived us once, high, really high!"
Li Tiezhu: "It's not that good anymore, it's just average."
Chen Jiahua said: "No! You are too good~www.readwn.com~ At first the host who would not be able to host said that you are Li Tiezhu. Round, you are too strong!"
Tao Biluo: "Uh, great."
Sun Nan: "I... Forget it, I won't speak."
Hou Xiaopei: "Now, can you show us your abs?"
Li Tiezhu: "No way."
Hou Xiaopei: "Why?"
Li Tiezhu: "Because something is wrong with you."
The audience laughed again.
Hou Xiaopei finally got angry, and stopped talking, stingy, a man with bright abdominal muscles would attract more ratings.
After laughing and making trouble, Qi Xian said: "Speaking of making trouble, I still have to say to Li Tiezhu very sincerely, thank you for your appearance, you have injected new vitality into the entire music scene! I look forward to you becoming the king of heaven. That day!"
Chen Jiahua also said: "Indeed, your musical talent is superb! When you become the king of singers, remember to show everyone a bubble."
Li Tiezhu: "Thanks to the prize, the prize is too high."
Teacher said: "I've come here, how can I let him go? Do you want to listen to "Big Fish" and "A Diao"?"
The audience chanted: "Yes!"
So Li Tiezhu sang the two songs separately, and the recording of the show ended.
Hou Xiaopei ran to Li Tiezhu for WeChat, but Li Tiezhu flatly refused, making Hou Xiaopei very embarrassed.
Li Tiezhu returned to the backstage, and after saying goodbye to Sister Mi and the others, he returned to the East China Sea with the suitcase alone. It feels really cool to earn hundreds of thousands a day.
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