Earthy Superstar
Chapter 194: :Make a cocoon and bind yourself (6000 words guaranteed)
When Li Tiezhu came to Yuzhang, it was already past seven o'clock in the evening. Director Yan and an assistant took Li Tiezhu to dinner, and then settled him in a hotel. During this period, Li Tiezhu had a general understanding of the situation of recent shows. After Fang Bo left, two newcomers and other guests came from the program group. The effect was not good, especially the two newcomers were afraid of the head and tail.
After recording the show the day before yesterday, the team members took a vacation and went to the mountains and rivers under the leadership of Deng Chao. This is Deng Chao’s hometown.
It is said that the fourth phase was particularly broken in Jingde Town, especially the part-time job and acting, which were not very good.
In the end, the director team stubbornly led the team to Yuzhang, allowing Deng Chao and Chen Chichi to secretly come out to eat at night and spend the money. This is the highlight and suspense.
The fifth episode will start to be recorded tomorrow morning, first picking up Deng Chao and Chen Chichi's spending all their money, and then letting Li Tiezhu out, pretending to have arrived temporarily. Then Deng Chao took everyone to Yuzhang to recall his childhood memories, and then everyone rushed to Jiangxia by car.
When he arrived at the hotel, Director Yan politely bought some snacks and drinks, and showed Li Tiezhu some of the highlights of the two issues. The assistant took the video with his mobile phone on the side.
Li Tiezhu pointed to the assistant: "What do you do with me?"
Director Yan said: "If you shoot anything, it will probably not be used. If you can use it, you can only play the vibrato, and you can't put it in the feature film."
Li Tiezhu let out a cry and continued to finish watching the highlights.
Director Yan banged with Li Tiezhu and asked, "What do you think?"
Li Tiezhu drank half a glass of beer: "Me? I don't watch variety shows much, but what you showed me is really meaningless."
The assistant looked at Director Yan for fear that he would be angry.
Director Yan just smiled: "I don't think it's too interesting, so what's the problem?"
Li Tiezhu: "Ask me? Are you not a director?"
Director Yan: "I'm still a primary school student in the variety show industry. It's always right to listen to more opinions. You talk about it. Anyway, drink and just say it."
Li Tiezhu hesitated: "Then I really said you won't be angry, right?"
Director Yan: "I'm famous for being a big belly, how can I be angry?"
The assistant rolled his eyes secretly, you have a big belly, and on the way to pick up Li Tiezhu, you have been talking about targeting Li Tiezhu and making Li Tiezhu pay a heavy price. Moreover, asking him to take pictures of Li Tiezhu really had the intention of doing things.
Li Tiezhu is not afraid of being angry with Director Yan, just Gang: "The problem is very big, it's all about you, the director."
Dao Yan froze for a moment, and squeezed a smile: "Ha, right? I'll just say that the bystanders are clear, you continue."
Li Tiezhu said: "I think the planning of the show is okay, but you can be more attentive. The guests are a bit lazy and not working hard enough, but it's okay. The two newcomers both said they are newcomers. Do you expect them to take the initiative to perform? You Let’s guide the development of their characteristics. Look at me when I was on "Masked Singer", I got embarrassed, and the following big guys accompany me to perform, and they forced me to come back. The effect is pretty good. So, it’s all the director’s problem. , You are not ruthless enough to everyone."
"What's the meaning?"
"You didn't let the planner give punitive measures, and you didn't make the guests feel pressured. The concept of making money is becoming more and more blurred. Part-work and part-tourism has become pure tourism, which is a bit flat. Moreover, the name penalty is also cancelled. NS."
"Then they didn't complete the task, what should I do? Leave them alone?"
"Just throw it away, whoever hasn't finished it, can't it be eliminated? Anyway, there are more and more guests on this show."
"Signed the contract!"
"Then... let him work on the spot, earn enough money, can't he catch up with the bus? Otherwise, who is still working hard to make money? Let me tell you, I used to be on the construction site, and moving bricks is still the last elimination system."
Director Yan: "Oh! You have a good point. Listening to you is better than reading ten years! What should I do if Xiang Tianyu disappeared for a half period of time due to personal reasons?"
Li Tiezhu: "The fine is deducted, and there is a short period of two hundred, and a half period of one hundred."
The assistant's eyes became straight, and Li Tiezhu got up so cruel that he even pitted himself! Brother, you are the one who is absent the most here! Don't you have any compelling points in your heart? Oh, by the way, he should have simply never thought of this.
Director Yan deeply agreed, drank a glass of beer, and said with emotion: "Li Tiezhu, you are simply a variety show genius! Just do it, fine for absence, and work on the spot for not completing the task! Do you have any suggestions? I found you 'S brains are great!"
Li Tiezhu's black face turned red: "Really? Actually, I'm stupid. Maybe I've stayed with Songzhuer for a long time. It's a bit abnormal. I have some thoughts, but I don't know if it's appropriate."
Director Yan: "Drink in private, just say whatever you want."
"You can also assign secret tasks to each resident guest. If you have to complete it but cannot be guessed by other resident guests, otherwise it will be considered a failure. If you fail, you will be fined."
"This is amazing!"
"right?"
"Li Tiezhu, you really are a genius."
"No, you are stupid. How did you become a director?"
"Huh? Okay."
After drinking the four bottles of beer, Director Yan took his assistant and left, let Li Tiezhu rest, and Li Tiezhu sent them to the car.
As soon as the door was closed, Director Yan showed a treacherous smile: "How many periods has he been absent?"
The assistant couldn't help but smile: "Three and a half months, a fine of 700?"
Director Yan: "Of course, if he himself makes such a request, then he will be satisfied! There is also the video that has just been recorded, thrown to the later stage, and directly on the feature film. This is called self-binding!"
assistant:"……"
Li Tiezhu outside the car was still waving goodbye to the director.
After sending off the director, Li Tiezhu went back to the room and gave Song Zhuer a video, mainly because he was worried that she would fall ill again and see how she was doing.
"It's Tie Zhu! Hey hey... Tie Zhu took the initiative to give me a video again, five chiefs, six six six..."
Shochiku's eyes were blurred, and she punched Lengba in Kumamoto's pajamas, and drank a glass of beer when she lost.
Li Tiezhu: "Spicy Claw, didn't you go acting?"
Lengba: "It's acting, not long after I came back, I had a good chat with Zhuer, so I decided to drink."
Li Tiezhu can’t understand, what can you talk about your identity?
Song Zhu'er drank alcohol and his brains started to be wrong again: "Tie Zhu, if our plot is a crooked novel, it must be a small emperor, hahaha, but in fact, in this circle, Bibi is more evil than the three of us. It's all."
Li Tiezhu shook his head: "How is it possible?"
Song Zhuer: "You don't know, there are people who asked me to be a small six and seven, but the director himself was still a 0 and found him a 1. I was only sixteen years old, scumbag! Bah!"
Lengba: "Director Triumph?"
Song Zhuer: "Is he looking for you too?"
Lengba: "There was an awards ceremony. He said that he could let me play some female number one, but I need a special audition..."
Li Tiezhu was shocked: "What you said is true? Why are all the directors I met are very good? Just now Siha Yandao just drank with me. It's good to me, even he feels a little stupid. stupid."
Lengba said: "He's not stupid. You are a man, and you are a bit ugly. Of course, you don't have the chance to be unspoken. I'm different from Zhu'er."
Song Zhuer poured a glass of beer: "I declare! We will defend ourselves like jade for the sake of our family Tie Zhu! Whoever is unfaithful will be expelled from Zhu Ji."
Li Tiezhu choked.
Lengba was also dumbfounded: "Zhu Ji? What is Zhu Ji? Is it regular? No, sister, are you planning to recruit more concubines for Li Tiezhu?"
Song Zhuer: "Then...what if?"
Lengba: "Nothing in case, whoever provokes our family Tie Zhu again, we two join forces and kill her!"
Song Zhuer: "What if Tie Zhu likes it?"
Lengba: "If you like it, you won't like it more than you, I said."
Song Zhuer: "Really? Hehe..."
Lengba: "Tubing is very dangerous. We must concentrate our superior forces to suppress it! She and Li Tiezhu are inexplicably close."
Li Tiezhu was speechless: "I am only sixteen years old, and we are just friends."
Song Zhu'er waved her small fist: "Tender to death! No, she encouraged me to pursue Li Tiezhu, and she also recommended me a nine-dollar book."
Lengba gritted her teeth: "A rabbit is not a human being!"
Song Zhu'er said: "Shoot the rabbit and smash the opposition! Kill it!!! Ah, uh..."
Cang Dang.
When the wine glass was thrown away, Song Zhu'er rolled his eyes, fell on the carpet and fell asleep in seconds.
Leng Ba was shocked for a while, then looked at the phone and said: "Tie Zhu, shall I let her sleep on the carpet? I can't move her."
Li Tiezhu also shook his head: "Move the bed and go, thank you for your hard work."
Lengba sighed and dragged Shochiku's legs to the bedroom. Shochiku's sleep was very heavy and began to spit bubbles.
After a long time, Lengba returned to the camera, panting: "Your Erha is dead, and I'm exhausted."
Li Tiezhu asked, "Is it really that chaotic in the circle?"
Lengba smiled: "Why don't I give you a popular science? Refresh your three views, and you will find that you hug you from left to right, compared to them, you are simply a saint. If you don't say anything else, just say the last time you recorded unlimited The piglet when he challenged, he looks pretty good? But in fact, he is the king of multiplayer sports and the master of time management..."
Li Tiezhu heard it in a cold sweat, "Is it so exaggerated?"
Lengba: "He can only be considered average. There is also a story about golf. I will tell you in detail..."
Li Tiezhu was upset: "Stop talking, stop talking, I saw her movies when I was a kid..."
Lengba didn't let him go: "What's this? And the actress was trembling all over on the show. Her golden father was very happy with the remote control. It is said that once..."
After chatting for a while, hung up the video.
Li Tiezhu was lying on the bed, and his guilt in the past two days had been reduced a lot. He knew that Leng Ba had deliberately told him this to help him solve it.
Some Li Tiezhu can understand, some can't. His previous life circle was too limited and simple. Those who like to go to the pink alley for tooth sacrifices like Uncle Huang are of a relatively bad type. He couldn't imagine that there would be people playing dog-walking, show-clip video games, etc. This was not a human thing, it was a brute.
And, what is m? Teacher Lengba seems to be really not serious... She has already started shopping for toys, which is completely going to turn me into a bad person.
Thinking of Li Tiezhu, he fell asleep.
Early the next morning, Li Tiezhu went to the program team to report.
Seven people, Deng Chao, Luhani, Chen Chichi, Wang Tie, Tao Hong, Yan Qi, and Chen Yi, fought for the disappeared 200 yuan at the table. In the end, the deer performed the lore. Deng Chao and Chen Chichi are exposed.
Originally, according to the pre-planned by the program group, this incident was directly fooled. When it did not happen, Brother Chao took everyone to continue visiting Yuzhang City.
But after meeting Li Tiezhu last night, Director Yan held a meeting with the creative team and informed the three permanent residents of Deng Chao, Luhani and Chen Chichi that the plan would be changed.
Therefore, Director Yan appeared on the scene: "Deng Chao and Chen Chichi misappropriated two hundred yuan of'public funds', fined four hundred, and each lost two hundred yuan."
Deng Chao and Chen Chichi began to refute and deny, and finally asked: "Who made the loss?"
Director Yan released the video of Li Tiezhu's completion.
Deng Chao: "This guy, eat inside and out!"
Chen Chichi said: "Hey? I suddenly feel that I owe two hundred or it is good? I have a pleasant premonition, I don't know if it's right, director?"
Director Yan said: "Tian Yu is absent for half of the period, and a deduction of 100 yuan. Li Tiezhu is absent for the three and a half periods, and a deduction of 700 yuan."
Chen Chichi laughed.
Deng Chao smiled: "This way, I will be balanced!"
The other people laughed, Li Tiezhu, this baby, didn't expect to pit himself, right?
Luhani smiled and wiped his tears: "Director, aren't you afraid of being discovered by Tie Zhu? What if he beats you? We can't stop him."
Director Yan was smug: "That can't. This is the fifth episode. It will be broadcast a month later. By then, we have finished recording the twelfth episode. Where can he hit me?"
Chen Chichi smiled more happily.
When it was broadcast a month later, the barrage was lamenting because of the water injection in the first two episodes. At the same time, he sighed the words welcoming Li Tiezhu's return, hoping that Tiehanhan Li Tiezhu could support the show's laughter. Unexpectedly, before Li Tiezhu appeared, there would be a lot of laughter, and it was indeed Li Tiezhu.
Barrage opens taunt mode:
"What does Li Tiezhu think? Also deduct money? Does he not know that he is absent the most?"
"Brother Zheng Jing has always been good at pitting himself, which is great."
"I look forward to Li Tiezhu's expression when he knows that he owes seven hundred yuan, hahahahaha..."
"I feel this show is fun."
"Sure enough, it's different with Li Tiezhu."
"It's still necessary for the director team to get tough, otherwise it feels like playing and it's boring."
"The two newcomers looked really boring, they didn't have any sense of variety."
"Don't talk about the sense of variety show, I can't let go, Li Tiezhu is also a newcomer, the gap is really big."
"Li Tiezhu, that's for the gods to appreciate rice and eat."
When everyone was almost laughing, Director Yan took out four cards and said, "As Li Tiezhu said, four resident guests including him will be given secret missions. If they are not discovered, whoever completes first will win. . Those who complete the task will not accept punishment, and those who are dismantled will accept punishment.”
Chen Chichi smiled bitterly: "Don't, how do you feel like flying, we have to work and do secret tasks, so tired!"
Deng Chao also said, "Yes, you are too deliberate."
Director Yan said: "Yes, I think so too. So, the contents of these four cards are exactly the same. That is to say, no matter how you draw, Li Tiezhu will get the same task, and we all know his secret task. ."
Chen Chichi: "Hahahahaha! This is fine, hahaha..."
Deng Chao laughed and slapped the table.
Chen Yi and Yan Qi didn't know what to do, they looked confused, and asked what was going on.
Luhani smiled and explained to them: "It means that Li Tiezhu is the only one doing the task. We all know what his task is. Then, we stop him, let him fail, and accept punishment. The audience knows all of them, but Li Tiezhu alone does not know. .Puff ha ha ha..."
Only then did the two of them understand, and while smiling, they felt sorry for the newcomer Li Tiezhu.
Tao Hong smiled stupidly: "You...you are too dogs? Tie Zhu is honest, is it appropriate for you to bully him like this?"
I met Li Tiezhu when Xu Shanzheng, the rosy detective team, in the crew of "Blooming Heart", and he was very impressed with him.
Director Yan spread his hands: "Blame me? Of course he has to satisfy him with his own ideas."
Deng Chao forced it to be serious: "This is okay, it is really possible. Puff...what is the task of this issue?"
Director Yan looked at the card and said, "Hug four people of the opposite sex."
Chen Chichi pointed to Director Yan: "To be honest, Director Yan, did you deliberately target Li Tiezhu? Because he wanted to beat you back then and later said you were treacherous."
Facing the camera, Yan Dao nodded honestly: "Yes, do you still need to guess? I'm just targeting him."
There was another burst of laughter, so honest? Didn't you play it?
The barrage a month later is also very hilarious:
"Served! Feeling full of malice, Tie Zhu ran, don't come."
"Director Yan is really careful, hahaha..."
"Li Tiezhu is so honest, do you let him hug a girl? This... is it too interesting?"
"I want to see Li Tiezhu hold pink."
"Xu Shan fights for the big head warn!"
"Duan Yihong's little eyes warn!"
"It will be fun if you find that Zheng Jing has been rectified."
"Impossible, he must not find out."
After Yan Director communicated with these people, he took them out of the apartment and prepared to board the bus.
Li Tiezhu strictly followed the script, dragging his suitcase and ran from a distance: "Brother Chao, hello everyone, I'm back!"
Deng Chao pretended to be very excited and shouted, "It's Li Tiezhu! Tie Zhu is here! I miss you!"
Luhani also cooperated: "Tie Zhu, life without you is too boring."
Chen Chichi was too lazy to act, leaning aside and rolling his eyes.
Li Tiezhu ran over and greeted everyone. Finally, it was Chen Yi and Yan Qi who didn't know each other. He introduced himself: "Hello, I'm Li Tiezhu, from Xichuan."
Yan Qi: "Welcome newcomers! We know you, the champion of good voice."
Chen Yi nodded shyly: "Hello, Tie Zhu, I often use your songs for dancing, and I paid a copyright fee."
Chen Chichi couldn't see it. These two were also naive. Director Yan said so much just now, and they didn't fully understand it yet, thinking that Li Tiezhu was a newcomer just like them.
He came over to embrace Li Tiezhu, and said to the two: "Tie Zhu is not a newcomer, do you know how hahahaha came? Deng Haha, Chen Haha, Luhaha and this... Li Haha. He is one of the four permanent guests. , A veteran of variety shows, you two learn more from him."
Yan Qi and Chen Yi were a little embarrassed and nodded again and again. Chen Chichi was not bullying them, but helping them. If they didn't make sense, they would definitely make jokes on the show and would be made fun of by the audience.
Li Tiezhu said modestly: "Learn from each other, so what? This director is stupid. I don't know how to design a scene for you. You have to perform more and grab the shot."
Yan Qi and Chenyi are shocked, the director is behind you! Brother!
Director Yan: "Who is stupid?"
Li Tiezhu turned his head: "You. Don't worry, like me, stupid people have stupid blessings. There is nothing bad."
Chen Yi shivered.
Yan Qi looked left and looked again, trying to hide away.
Director Yan said: "I also think it's pretty good, so what? Four resident guests come over to pick up secret missions."
Yan Qi and Chen Yi glanced at each other. Is this Li Tiezhu's face? When has Director Yan been so good to talk? Isn't it famous for being stingy?
Tao Hong and Wang Tie chuckled at the side when they drew the card.
Li Tiezhu drew one, hiding from a long distance, and looking secretly, his eyes protruded: Hug with four members of the opposite sex!
The other three also got the task card.
Director Yan said: "Let me talk about the rules, rewards and punishments. Those who do not break through and complete the task first will receive a reward of 500 yuan. Those who complete the task without being broken through will receive no reward or punishment. Those who are found out will be punished. The punishment for this issue is-mosaics on the face in the next issue."
Deng Chao laughed and said, "Is it so hard to play?"
Chen Chichi: "I won't lose!"
Luhani said: "What is your mission?"
Chen Chichi: "I won't tell you, who, Tie Zhu, what is your mission? We will help you."
Li Tiezhu had a bitter and deep hatred: "Mine is with Si... Hey! You are not right, brother, are you swindling me? Tell you I will lose."
Chen Chichi and Luhani hugged their heads and laughed.
Deng Chao comforted Li Tiezhu: "Don't pay attention to them, they are bad guys. Tell me secretly, I will definitely not expose you. I will help you secretly."
Li Tiezhu cautiously said, "What is your mission?"
Deng Chao leaned in Li Tiezhu's ear and said a word in a low voice.
Li Tiezhu raised his hand decisively: "Director, report! No, I'm breaking Brother Chao. His task is to take photos with four children."
Yan Director: "..."
Chen Chichi and Luhani laughed even more madly, this stupid pillar is also scornful!
Wang Tie squatted to the ground with a smile.
Although Tao Hong was smiling, she felt sorry for Li Tiezhu.
Li Tiezhu glared at Deng Chao when he saw Director Yan not speaking, "Brother Chao, you are a liar! Tell me lies."
Deng Chao: "If I tell the truth, you will expose me. Are you embarrassed to say that I lied to you? You didn't hesitate for a second, and you directly reported me. What about your integrity?"
The old **** Li Tiezhu was here: "It's impossible for me to tell you my mission!"
Deng Chao: "It's not about holding girls or something, right?"
Li Tiezhu: "..."
The atmosphere was suddenly awkward.
Li Tiezhu's eyes were erratic, wanting to explain.
Chen Chi Equator: "Why is the program group so perfunctory? This kind of task is absolutely broken. I will tell you too deliberately. It must not be this."
Deng Chao: "I'm just talking nonsense, of course I know it's not this~www.readwn.com~ Li Tiezhu immediately breathed a sigh of relief and scared me to death.
Chen Chichi and Li Tiezhu hugged: "Welcome back."
Luhani and Deng Chao also came to hug Li Tiezhu. Li Tiezhu was inspired to hug Wang Tie, and then walked towards Tao Hong: "Sister Tao Hong, long time no see."
Li Tiezhu opened his arms to embrace.
Tao Hong also opened her arms: "Long time no see, you did a great performance last time, huh? Why did you open your shoelaces?"
Li Tiezhu hugged his loneliness.
Tao Hong suddenly squatted down to tie her shoelaces.
Not far away, the three of Deng Chao laughed convulsively, turned their backs, and Li Tiezhu saw them beside them.
Luhani Yalai Yalai said: "Sister Taohong keeps saying that she feels distressed for Li Tiezhu. Unexpectedly, Ya La La La..."
The director yelled: "Okay, everyone is here, get in the car."
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