Earthy Superstar

66%, this is the domestication value of cats when Li Tiezhu opens his eyes the next day.

This evening, Li Tiezhu was forced to try a variety of communication methods, all of which were prepared by Lengba in advance. According to her, he has been studying this knowledge recently, and it can be regarded as lively learning and applying it. Li Tiezhu refused at first, but in the end he fell and became an impure person, a person of low-level interest.

After all, when a big beauty like Lengba puts a "Welcome" to your ear, who can stand it?

Li Tiezhu's mortal body does not have the nobleness of sitting and carrying. Besides, he really studied sitting and carrying last night. Li Tiezhu is not messy, and even doing history questions, but sister Lengba can mess up. Although the technique is still rough, she obviously has done her homework.

Li Tiezhu found an iron rule, that is, when communicating in depth, Lengba's emotions are very sensitive, and she cry every time for a long time.

Do you want to make up 70%?

Li Tiezhu originally rejected raising cats, but because Lengba liked to be a cat, the system couldn't be resolved.

After licking the cat, it still feels great in the hand, and the figure has become softer due to excessive fatigue.

"Um... don't, don't move..."

Lengba couldn't open his eyes, twisted, and couldn't tell whether he wanted to get rid of the devil's claws or cooperate with the grip of the devil's claws.

Li Tiezhu eagerly said, "Naughter, do you want me to come here again?"

Lengba: "No more...the hip bones are almost broken..."

Li Tiezhu burned himself in flames. If you want to refuse, just refuse. This tiger-and-wolf term is complete.

"You really don't want to?"

"No! Not at all!"

Lengba was a little awake, bit her lip, and stared at Li Tiezhu abhorrently.

Li Tiezhu decided to reach out and test it out, and as expected the girl was lying again, and he angrily said, "Is it fun to lie to me?"

Lengba pulled two tissues on the bedside and wiped Li Tiezhu's hands: "It's very fun! But I really can't move anymore, I feel so tired."

Li Tie kissed her distressedly on the forehead, got up and got out of bed, and went to make breakfast.

"I'll make you an omelet and eat it. After eating, you will continue to sleep. You can sleep until noon."

Lengba curled up like a cat: "The cat wants to learn."

Li Tiezhu: "Huh?"

Leng Ba pointedly said: "Take me to make breakfast, I'll accompany you."

Li Tiezhu: "Didn't you say you can't move?"

Lengba: "I can stay still."

Li Tiezhu: "..."

This is too obvious, right?

Lengba crawled to the end of the bed like a cat, reached for Li Tiezhu's handle, and said: "Tie Zhu, long time no see!"

Li Tiezhu couldn't laugh or cry.

【Ding! Congratulations to the host for getting a special song...]

The system is still coming to join in the fun?

The special songs are all triggered, so celebrate!

How can Li Tiezhu tolerate Leng Ba's provocation? He picked up the cat, savagely put it on his body, and carried it to the kitchen. Lengba's legs wrapped around Li Tiezhu's waist, and her arms hooked around Li Tiezhu's neck, like a real octopus, successfully possessing her body.

Lengba groaned every time Li Tiezhu took a step.

Stir three eggs, a bowl of water, add some flour and mix thoroughly.

Boil a little oil on a small fire, put the paste into the pot and spread it out, the scent of the omelet diffuses in the kitchen...

Lengba, who couldn't say anything, began to dance again, still attached to Li Tiezhu's ear and said, "Do you think your sister is bad? Forcing you to do strange things?"

Li Tiezhu: "Forcing me to make omelets? It's pretty bad!"

Lengba laughed, then started crying, and said: "Tie Zhu, come on! Sister wants to sleep till night."

Li Tiezhu readily took the order and started the mode of stirring the egg liquid, but he was still a little cautious.

Who knows, Lengba burst into tears and said: "Woo...Don't be afraid, I'm safe. Ah..."

Li Tiezhu immediately spread the Lengba like an omelet, making it crackling.

In the end, I didn't control it well, the delicate egg cake broke, and the egg mixture became a pot. Lengba cried bitterly.

(Squinting smile: Humph! I am the legendary Speeding Party!)

The cat's domestication value is fixed at 69%, but unfortunately it failed to break through the seventy mark.

Lengba really fell apart and went to bed until noon.

Li Tiezhu finished the demos and scores of the newly bought special songs on the tablet, and even recorded them into the demo by himself.

Lengba woke up and shrank into the quilt: "What's the name of this song?"

Li Tiezhu: ""Long Time No See."

Lengba: "Pouch hahaha..."

Li Tiezhu ignored her, she was a strange woman who liked to be abused. Li Tiezhu exported an audio file and sent it to Teacher Yisen directly on WeChat:

"Ms. Ethan, I wrote a song for you to see if you like it or not."

Soon, Chen Yisen called to express his gratitude. He really liked the song "Long Time No See", and his team gave it a high evaluation.

...

In the afternoon, Li Tiezhu, Chen Chichi and Luhaniyo took a plane to Lanzhou to record the last two phases of the Four Ha, Lanzhou Station and Luxie Station.

The ninth issue of Li Tiezhu was not recorded, so he asked Chen Chichi on the plane: "Who lost your secret mission in the last issue? What is the punishment?"

Chen Chichi yawned and played the game late last night: "What secret mission?"

Luhani saw that he was about to reveal his stuff, and quickly said: "Brother Chi Chi lost."

Li Tiezhu was curious: "Really? What is the punishment?"

Luhani's mind is a little confused, punishment? How can you think about it now? He looked at Chen Chichi: "Brother, tell it yourself, this punishment is a bit cruel, it's interesting to tell it yourself."

Chen Chichi also came back to his senses, and said with a awkward smile: "Hahaha...Don't you say it? It's too shameful."

Li Tiezhu: "Shame? Do you punish not wearing pants for recording shows?"

Chen Chichi said angrily: "Can this still be broadcast?"

Li Tiezhu: "You can make mosaics. What the **** is it?"

Chen Chichi looked at Luhani for help, Luhani decisively put on headphones and blindfolds-to sleep.

Chen Chichi thought and thought, and said, "I can only eat instant noodles for this episode."

Li Tiezhu: "What's so ashamed of? Besides, instant noodles are so delicious and expensive..."

Chen Chichi thought to himself, can I say that is more excessive? Isn't that pitting yourself?

Then, Chen Chichi quietly used his mobile phone to send his punishment to the program team, and asked the director team and other guests to collude with other guests and provide props, so as not to wear help.

In the ninth issue, Chen Chichi really ate instant noodles all the way, and was greedy by Lanzhou gourmet food. He really regretted digging a hole for himself.

The secret mission of this issue was to ask Li Tiezhu to ask Deng Chao, Luhani, and Chen Chichi to borrow one thing each. The result was obviously that Chen Chichi didn't borrow it alive, and Li Tiezhu naturally lost. He needs to write a song in the next issue, and he will start a live Douyin live broadcast at the end of the festival list and sing it for everyone.

This is specifically requested by the program team. Li Tiezhu’s punishment is different from others. Others sing, while Li Tiezhu writes songs.

Of course, Li Tiezhu himself agreed.

The theme of the ninth issue is Lanzhou folk songs. The laughs are not too dense, but they are very emotional and musical. In particular, Li Tiezhu's singing is also very healing, and the effect is good.

Since the fifth issue, the quality of "Hahahaha" has been online, and this program has become popular all over the Internet.

After a day of rest in Lanzhou, the next morning, except for Yan Qi who was sick and resting, the Siha members collectively rushed to the capital of Xinzang, Luxiecheng.

The city is also called the City of Sunlight. It is a jewel in the snow-covered plateau, where there is the Holy Land Prada Palace.

Everyone was so excited that they were still on the bus to the train station.

Chen Chichi also changed his previous humble appearance and said with emotion: "Many people may not be able to go to Xinzang once in their lives, so let's go."

Deng Chao was also very excited: "Have you been there?"

Chen Chichi: "My first time."

Wang Tie: "My first time."

Luhani raised his hand: "The first time."

Chen Yi: "I haven't been here either."

Teacher Chen Ming said: "I have been there when I was twelve years old."

Deng Chao: "I have been there once."

Tian Yu said, "I've been there several times, and Tie Zhu has been there too, right? I think you sang the song "A Diao" in your song."

Li Tiezhu shook his head: "I went to the Kham-Tibet area in the snowy area of ​​Xichuan Province, not Xinzang."

Tian Yu: "That's amazing too. It's for charity, right?"

Luhani helped to explain: “It’s an activity of Teacher Han Hong’s Hong Fund, a trip to Qianshan. Li Tiezhu has helped many people, and that little sister named A Diao Liang, Li Tiezhu specially set up an A Diao education fund.”

Tian Yu nodded: "It's pretty good."

Li Tiezhu said modestly: "It's just doing something within our power. My family has been helped by many kind people before."

Deng Chao took the phone and said, "Let me tell everyone about the precautions. Eat as much local food as possible. For example, if you want to sit indoors, you should sit cross-legged. You can't straighten your legs and face the soles of your feet... ..."

The big brother is still quite competent, and he has done the homework of respecting the folk customs.

This issue is the last one, and there are no so-called secret missions anymore. Because there is no penalty for the next issue, the program team chose to let Li Tiezhu go.

A group of people arrived at the train station and boarded a green train from Kyoto bound for Loger with their tickets.

The program group broadcasts: "Dear travelers, the next stop, Luxiecheng, is 2,188 kilometers. It is expected to arrive in 26 hours. Siha Travel Agency will serve you throughout the journey."

After getting in the car, a group of people gathered in the dining car.

Waiting for the director to set up the machine, the two teachers Tian Yu and Chen Ming gave supplementary lessons to the young people, talking about the hardship of pruning the Xin-Tibet Railway and how many miracles the Xin-Tibet Railway had created.

As Li Tiezhu listened, he suddenly remembered a certain song that he had tried in the system before. Since this issue is to be punished for writing songs, then it is it.

Finished writing, it should be very suitable to sing to Aunt Han Hong.

Li Tiezhu took out the tablet from his bag and prepared to start composing music. As soon as he opened the composer app, Luhani's head came to him.

Luhani: "Tie Zhu, what are you doing?"

Li Tiezhu said, "Didn't the program team punish me to write songs?"

Luhani envied: "Are you inspired?"

Li Tiezhu said: "I was touched just now by Teacher Tian Yu and Teacher Chen Ming, and I suddenly wanted to write a song for this railway to heaven on earth."

Luhani: "Is the song titled "Xin-Tibet Railway"?"

Li Tiezhu: "No, it's called "Tianlu"."

Luhani tutted amazed: "It's great to be talented. It's so cool to write songs while recording the show! Unlike me, only good looks."

Li Tiezhu seriously said, "No, it's different now, you still have round value."

Luhani touched his increasingly rounded face and laughed: "Haha! Again, it seems like being insulted and praised again, it's a very complicated feeling."

【Ding! Pay 5 points of intelligence to purchase the song "Heavenly Road"]

The songwriting has just started, and the director who is not a good person is here.

Yan Min: "Well, your seats are...Deng Chao, air-conditioned hard seat eight car No. 33."

Wang Tie, Luhani and Chen Chichi were all surprised:

"Hard seat?!!!"

Li Tiezhu put away the tablet, wondering what to exclaim, how nice the air-conditioned carriage is.

Yan Min continued: "Chen Chichi, Eight Car No. 34. Luhani, Eight Car No. 35. Li Tiezhu, Eight Car No. 37. Wang Tie, Eight Car No. 37..."

After a lap, all eight people are hard seats.

Chen Chichi: "All hard seats?"

Deng Chao: "What do you mean?"

Yan Min turned on the phone: "But we have a soft sleeper!"

Chen Chi rolled his eyes with anger.

Luhani smirked.

Yan Dao said again: "We are a little more humane. We are willing to give up some of the soft sleepers, but we have to ask everyone's consent."

Luhani directly raised his hand: "I agree."

Others also raised their hands, and Chen Chichi grabbed and raised Li Tiezhu's hands.

The staff in the dining car broke out malicious ridicule. Do you agree to have a fart?

Director Yan said: "Let's be sloppy, rock paper scissors. If you win, you will sleep in our bunks."

Chen Chichi: "It's too hasty."

Luhani: "As always sloppy, the yacht drove off right away after eating, but now we have to rely on rock, paper, scissors to grab a berth."

Director Yan: "Then Luhani doesn't have to participate."

Luhani jumped up and rolled up his sleeves: "I won't! I'll come first, but who will come?"

A staff member stood up.

Luhani: "One game will determine the outcome, rock, paper, scissors... Hey..."

Luhani lost directly.

Chen Ming was shocked: "The deer is gone?"

Luhani took two steps and turned around, and said hastily: "Two wins in three games, I'm afraid, the man can bend and bend."

Guessing the second time, I lost again.

Luhani smiled: "Ha! I wouldn't persuade you if I knew it! TUI~"

The second is the female staff member who molested Luhani, that is, Li Tiezhu hugged the one.

Deng Chao babbled a lot, trying to bribe Wang Tie's body to a female staff member in exchange for a sleeper ticket, but he refused. Deng Chao still didn't give up: "Wang Tie, born?"

Wang Tie was taken aback: "Is the date of birth right? I..."

The female staff member went straight to: "I know you are younger than me, and I don't like being younger than me."

Wang Tie smiled bitterly, I don't like you so much.

Deng Chao looked at Chen Ming, and finally at Li Tiezhu: "Although we have the strongest debater, I am still going to give you the task of persuading her, Tie Zhu."

Li Tiezhu looked at the female staff seriously, remembering the jingle that Uncle Huang had told him, switched to the Xichuan dialect, and blurted out: "This sister, I will tell you: young people have good physical strength, sleep late and wake up early, then Things can be done every day, three times a day is not too small...well!"

Master Huang Hailang is really yellow.

Deng Chao was so scared that he hurriedly covered Li Tiezhu's mouth, his face flushed: "Li Tiezhu, don't be greedy for other girls."

Anyway, this paragraph was destined to be cut off, and Deng Chao followed Huang.

Wang Tie, a man from the Northeast, blushed. With my small body, three times a day, I am afraid that I will enter the ICU.

Everyone laughed and called Li Tiezhu's dishonesty.

The female staff laughed the most, showing no signs of shyness.

Deng Chao had no choice but to give up Li Tiezhu and said to Chen Ming: "Brother Ming, you still have to do this. Li Tiezhu's iron words are basically pimping and persuading others is still you."

When the show was broadcast, many bullet screens were curious:

"What did Li Tiezhu say?"

"It must be something extraordinary!"

"It was deleted?"

"Does my family Tiehanhan also speak a yellow accent?"

"The truth is upstairs."

Chen Ming began to perform: "My wife was very persistent before she met me. She can't accept a boy younger than her at all..."

The female staff was affected by Li Tiezhu, and the situation was very serious: "That's because your wife's position is not firm enough."

Chen Ming was dumbfounded: "The fate of beauty is like this. Break through all the rules you set, and it can prove that it is love. If you like an older one and find an older one, then you are a slave to the rules. . But if you don’t like being young but find Wang Tie, that’s true love. Believe me, you must try true love once in your life, especially in Xinzang..."

"Ohhhhhh..."

Deng Chao called the good guy, what a slave to the rules.

Chen Ming is also very satisfied with his speech, has a clear mind and is extraordinary.

The female staff member turned over each other in one sentence: "You make a point, break the rules...Should I try to find a girl?"

Chen Ming: "..."

Then, the guessing continues.

Deng Chao acted for a long time and lost in seconds. Chen Yi, Chen Ming, Tian Yu, and Wang Tie all lost, only Chen Chichi won.

Finally, it was Li Tiezhu's turn. The opponent came up with a strong man who was the security guard of the program group.

Brother Security is very fierce: "Why don't you break your wrist?"

Li Tiezhu: "Big brother, why bother to insult yourself? Let's guess the boxer."

Security: "I'm a lap stronger than you, wrestle your wrists."

Li Tiezhu scratched his head: "I tell you, if this passage is broadcast, you will encounter Waterloo in your future security business."

Security head iron: "I will never lose to you."

Everyone started booing, so, let's wrestle your wrists.

The two sat down and Luhani called out to start.

The security eldest brother took the lead in making an effort~www.readwn.com~ The powerful thief was so powerful that he instantly slanted Li Tiezhu's hand. Li Tiezhu gritted his teeth and held it all the time, his arms were already tilted to seventy degrees.

Brother Security gritted his teeth, Li Tiezhu's face was flushed and he was still insisting.

Li Tiezhu: "Brother, when you exerted force, the fat on your face trembled. Are you making me laugh?"

Security: "Don't want to influence me, I won't be distracted..."

"drink!!"

Li Tiezhu suddenly exploded, kicking his feet suddenly, a huge force from his right arm instantly overwhelmed the opponent with a bang.

Then Li Tiezhu stood up and said, "Brother, don't talk when you are exerting force. If you lose your breath, you will lose your strength."

It turned out that Li Tiezhu deliberately led the other party to speak, and let out his breath. When Li Tiezhu used his force, the other party couldn't react. This is all the experience summed up by working at the construction site!

Director Yan: "It's over! The eight of you only got two tickets in total."

Tian Yu laughed: "Too bad!"