Earthy Superstar

Now there are humming noises on the stage. Li Tiezhu pretends to be calm but hesitates. Zhang Xinlan went up to cheer up Li Tiezhu and said that you can. Li Tiezhu wondered if it was okay. Don't I know?

In the audience, Shen Mouteng and Jia Lin, who hadn't spoken much since the beginning of the family class, were very happy. He and Jia Lin tacitly reserved roles for the other guests and talked less, but he couldn't bear it anymore when he got here.

Shen Mooteng: "Tie Zhu! Come on, just like Cheng Dalong's set, there is also an ambulance parked outside our program group. Don't be afraid! Just click and get off."

Jia Lin: "If you can't get down, sister come up and sit on you, make sure to get down to the end."

Everyone is even more happy, after all, happiness is always based on someone's misfortune.

Li Tiezhu looked at Shen Mouteng and said, "Brother Teng, after I finish the splitting, I will catch up with you, and I love brother too!"

Shen Mouten stood up: "I am optimistic about you!"

Li Tiezhu first came with flying shoes from outside the sky, too hard, and the shoes flew far away, almost hitting Lengba.

"Oh……"

Lengba ducked, grabbed the shoes and threw them back to Li Tiezhu, moving naturally.

Hua Tianyu said: "Wow, Li Tiezhu is really good, Long Ge taught him kung fu, Leng Ba gave him shoes. Hahaha..."

Guan Shuangshuang thought to himself, do you think you are humorous?

She added: "Sister Lengba hides so fast."

On the other side, Jia Lin took a sneak peek at Shen Mouteng, Shen Mouteng shook his head at her slightly, and whispered: "It's just don't be a sign, the child's temperament. It's nothing, it's much more ruthless than this, let's The two talk less."

On the stage, Li Tiezhu took the shoes, and there was another octopus race, and then it was the splitting session. Everyone was waiting to see and cheering.

Cheng Dalong ran over and lay on the tatami to test the apprentice's "kung fu" up close.

Lengba also squeezed her powder fist, her palms sweaty.

Seeing this, Yang Mi said, "If you can't do it, it's okay to admit defeat."

"what!"

Li Tiezhu gave a low cry, held his right foot in both hands and slashed directly.

Everyone was taken aback.

Lengba stood up in shock, she still knew what her own guy would do.

I saw that Li Tiezhu dragged his left leg back to the ground, holding his shoes in his hands and holding his head high, his body also crawled on the ground and turned his head: "Master, didn't you embarrass you?"

Jackie Chan saw it very clearly, Li Tiezhu didn't split at all, his right leg was curled under his body, and only a shoe was hugged with both hands.

"Well done! Awesome! As expected of my apprentice."

Cheng Dalong's body was horizontal, and he stood up while blocking Li Tiezhu. The people in the audience saw the scene of the gangbang, and the people on the stage were still confused.

Shen Mouteng: "Hey hey..."

Hua Tianyu was going to tear it down again, and Cheng Dalong took the lead and asked the insider in the audience: "Is Tie Zhu stick good?"

What else can you say? A few people can only smile and say it is great.

Anyway, Jackie Chan has always been a shame on variety shows, and few people dare to be true to him.

Yang Mi was stunned: "Is he really capable of splitting?"

Lengba covered her mouth and snickered, but she could see that something tricky was coming, but she didn't say anything wrong.

Shen Tao: "Okay! Let's even if you are done, then, Tie Zhu, you will make one of your moves."

Li Tiezhu: "Sister Gangmi is called Chang'e Flying to the Moon? My name is "Fanjiang Dahai"."

With that said, Li Tiezhu jumped on the spot, making a beautiful backflip.

The audience exclaimed, Li Tiezhu really knows something?

Cheng Dalong raised his hand and slapped Li Tiezhu on his back: "You almost kicked me and deceived my master and annihilated my ancestor!"

When the screen was played back, Cheng Dalong was passing by when Li Tiezhu was backflips, subconsciously dodge a half lower waist, avoiding Li Tiezhu's smelly feet.

Lengba said: "Big Brother Baodao is not old! You just reacted so quickly, and your lower back is really good."

Cheng Dalong said: "No way, no way, I'm old!"

Then Gao Wei learned a set of Li Tiezhu's movements, but the backflip was changed to a backflip. He coaxedly said that he was going to come up with a set of spike moves, but in the end he tapped acupuncture points himself.

"Ha! Humph!"

Yang Mi from the same crew looked contemptuous and helpless.

Lengba sat cross-legged on the ground and jumped cutely: "Huh???"

Shen Mouteng: "Are you killing yourself in a second?"

Cheng Dalong sat on the tatami and smiled silly, and said to Li Tiezhu who was sitting next to him: "Hey hey...there is something stupid than you."

Li Tiezhu: "How can he compare to me?"

Next was the yoga queen Miya of the Kung Fu team, who made a forward flip. During the flip, the shoe fell off and flew straight into a big dragon.

Li Tiezhu cried out strangely: "Master, I will protect you!"

Sure enough, Li Tiezhu jumped up, grabbed the flying hidden weapon, then dropped, and sat down on Cheng Dalong's waist.

Cheng Dalong: "My waist..."

Zeng Weizhi said: "Hey! Good skill, good catch!"

Cheng Dalong: "..."

Miya continued, and finally when she added her own actions, Shen Tao said, "There is only one Lengba left. If you come to someone she can't learn at all, you will win."

Miya was eager to try: "Really?"

Li Tiezhu thought to himself, will my cat be able to learn moves?

Lengba is modest, pretending to be afraid of lying on the tatami directly and performing desperately.

Cheng Dalong climbed over to the weapon: "You have either the rear axle or the front axle."

Miya nodded happily.

Cheng Dalong said cheerfully: "This is going to be a cruel one."

Li Tiezhu: "Master, are you ignorant? Teacher Lengba is a dance student."

Cheng Dalong said innocently: "She doesn't think this should be."

Lengba cooperated with a dazed expression.

Miya lifted her right leg from the back, grabbed her head with her hands, and then folds forward, exclaiming from the audience.

Lengba performed a scared expression and created a pretty good show effect.

Jackie Chan clapped his legs and laughed.

Li Tiezhu: "You laughed a little early, right? She knows this, although..."

Cheng Dalong is still a little skeptical.

Lengba was pushed up, stood softly, and sighed: "Huh..."

Unconsciously glanced at Li Tiezhu, she didn't know how to do this movement, after all, her dancing skills were good. Originally, she had a waist injury, and Li Tiezhu had tossed it a few times, but it was not good.

Li Tiezhu was inevitably a little embarrassed.

When it came to the octopus race, Lengba was directly a cross, and everyone cheered.

Li Tiezhu was even more embarrassed, hey hey, I know this trick... it's very wonderful.

Lengba looked a little disgusted while doing the action: "Why do you want to do such a thing?"

Guan Shuangshuang: "Why do you want to do such a thing, it's too boring and simple."

Li Tiezhu knew what Lengba wanted to say is, this is too expensive, right?

It was the last trick. Lengba was a little struggling when raising her legs. She couldn't exert too much force on her waist, but it was easier after her hands grasped her feet. Pull up to finish.

Li Tiezhu frowned, she must be in pain, right?

This round is considered a tie between the two sides.

Lengba, who peeped at someone who didn't understand the rules, suddenly jumped out cutely: "Am I still going to make a move for Big Brother to do it?"

Shen Mouteng: "You still want to abuse your eldest brother?"

Shen Tao: "I think it's okay. You can make a move for Big Brother to learn."

Lengba squatted and jumped up, gestured with rabbit ears with both hands, and it was so cute that it exploded. Cheng Dalong was pushed out by Li Tiezhu and followed him with shame.

Shen Tao said that this is too simple, it's difficult.

Lengba lowered her waist, then got up again, and then looked at Brother Long, Yu Guang aimed at the black-faced baby next to her eldest brother.

Li Tiezhu's face blushed, I have seen this trick.

Brother Long always grew stronger, and he bent over and touched the ground with both hands, and he was shameless again.

In the third round, it was a finger sword. People from both sides dipped paint on their fingertips and attacked each other to see who hit the other side's face first.

This round of Long Ge was brutally slapped, he chased the opponent Huang Meng little girl with a special smile, who knew that when the other party fled in embarrassment, suddenly turned over and slapped him, slapped Long Ge on the face with a slap, Long Ge... defeated. .

Cheng Dalong himself laughed madly, kneeling down.

Li Tiezhu jumped up and said, "Master, the apprentice has learned it, you taught me to let girls?"

Cheng Dalong raised his head: "Hahaha...No, Master was simply beaten."

Li Tiezhu: "Oh! Goodbye."

After that, Li Tiezhu turned around and crawled away.

Cheng Dalong: "Hello? Are you pulling me up? Just ran away?"

Huang Meng ran over and screamed: "Big Brother! Big Brother! Sorry!"

Everyone laughed and roared. Whoever has seen a cow has never seen such a cow before, slap Dragon in public on the show?

Lengba smiled extremely exaggeratedly, covering her mouth, her eyes split into a gaping smile: "Oh hoo hoo hoo hoo..."

In addition to being beaten by Brother Xiaolong, she even laughed at Li Tiezhu who would rob the scene. She ran after the robbing and didn't even support the "Master". Is it so true?

Shen Mouteng smiled and patted Jia Lin's thigh: "Li Tiezhu is too funny, he went to taunt him."

Jia Lin smiled and pushed Shen Mouteng: "It hurts!"

In the last round, Li Tiezhu played against Lengba. It was obvious that Yang Mi had deliberately arranged there. When Lengba played, Yang Mi still kicked in the back.

This round is meaningless, the Kung Fu team has already won.

Li Tiezhu wanted Leng Ba, who knew that Leng Ba came on the court and said, "Don't be merciful! You have to be serious."

Li Tiezhu said, "Huh? The black paint on the face doesn't look good."

Lengba gave a white look, and the dark one is not good? White looks good?

Over there, Cheng Dalong didn't think it was a big deal: "Leng Ba, slap him, hit him hard, just like Huang Meng hit me, you're welcome."

Zeng Weizhi: "Isn't Tie Zhu your apprentice?"

Cheng Dalong: "Apprentices should learn from the master. Do you think I am more considerate of girls?"

Li Tiezhu and Lengba stood face to face.

Lengba said: "Let's close our eyes together first. I will count to ten and start."

Li Tiezhu nodded: "Okay."

Lengba: "Close your eyes, one, two..."

Then everyone laughed into a ball again.

Li Tiezhu's eyes stared like bronze bells, and Lengba's eyes were also brightly opened when he closed his eyes.

Li Tiezhu smiled triumphantly: "If you want to cheat me, I will know when your **** is curled... uh..."

Snapped.

That's right, Lengba was so frightened that she slapped her face and slapped her over. What nonsense was she talking about?

Li Tiezhu was stunned.

Lengba also regrets a little bit, right?

The others laughed awkwardly, Shen Mouteng knelt on the ground and patted the floor, while Guan diplegia rolled over on the chair.

Cheng Dalong ran up: "Good apprentice, I have learned the essence of the master, and you must be patient with beautiful girls." As he said, he grabbed Lengba's hand and screamed at the face of the "apprentice." Loud noise.

boom!

Cheng Dalong didn't expect it to be so heavy, and he ran away after calling, the old naughty boy laughed extraordinarily arrogantly.

Lengba was a little messy: "Sorry lord...pillar!"

Li Tiezhu returned to his senses and looked at Brother Long helplessly: "Master! I was only beaten twice, and it was twice. To be reasonable, the first time I was very gentle, and your second time, my eyes are all right. The stars are coming."

After the last round of recording, the Kung Fu team received the award, leaving the last performance session.

Xianlian team released Yang Mi's theme song "Three Lives" for singing "Three Lives Three Worlds".

On the Kung Fu team, everyone pushed Brother Long to sing the theme song of "Yoga Kung Fu", and Cheng Dalong waved his hands: "I'm all this old, so let the apprentice do the work. Li Tiezhu, you go?"

Li Tiezhu: "Huh? I'm not prepared for this, and I don't know your theme song."

Cheng Dalong said: "Whatever you sing, we won anyway."

Li Tiezhu nodded.

After Yang Mi sang, Li Tiezhu called Lengba to come up to sing "Cool". After all, today is a show for these two movies, and singing other songs seems inappropriate.

Lengba couldn't let go of it, apparently a little weak, and didn't play well.

Fortunately, Li Tiezhu was steady, and gradually Lengba also entered the state.

Cheng Dalong asked Zhang Liguo curiously: "They two have sang in a chorus? They are quite good match."

Zhang Liguo laughed and said, "You don’t know your apprentice too much. This song is the ending song he wrote for "Three Lives III". It was sung by Leng Ba and another male singer. So, strictly speaking, he It's a member of the Sansheng crew."

Cheng Dalong nodded again and again: "That's not bad. They poached Zeng Weizhi, and we brought a Li Tiezhu over, and that was a profit."

Seeing Cheng Dalong, Zhang Liguo seemed to really like Li Tiezhu, so he said: "Although Tie Zhu is a newcomer, his album is now the number one seller, and he is also a hit on variety show. He is also very talented in comedy. He made a guest appearance in Shen. The movie that Mouten also participated in is also on the Spring Festival. And, like you, he is passionate about charity, and he has donated a lot of money within a few months of his debut."

Jackie Chan said with a smile, listening to the song with a smile.

Shen Mouteng suddenly came over and said: "Big Brother, don't you really want to accept a disciple, do you?"

Jackie Dalong smiled and said: "In our Xiangjiang, we can't talk nonsense about accepting apprentices. We have to worship the ancestors."

Shen Mooteng was joking, but he was startled: "Really?"

Cheng Dalong shook his head without going into details.

After singing, Li Tiezhu and Leng Ba stepped down.

Jackie Chan came up inexplicably, squeezed Li Tiezhu's arm, patted him on the back, and smiled strangely.

Li Tiezhu: "What are you doing?"

Shen Mouteng seemed to feel: "Doesn't I have to check when buying livestock? What's more..."

Li Tiezhu: "My livestock? Brother Teng, you are humble."

Shen Mouteng couldn't laugh or cry.

According to the plan of the program group, after the performance, enter the comment section, and two people from each side will comment, anyway, it will be finished by bragging about each other.

On the Xianlian team, Hua Tianyu first picked up the microphone:

"Sister Mi can sing well! This song can be difficult. Among non-professional singers, you are already very good."

Yang Mi smiled and rolled her eyes secretly. Xindao, you might as well just say that I don't sing well like Li Tiezhu, this is too much praise.

Hua Tianyu said again: "Tie Zhu and I are the champions of the same show, so I speak a little straighter. It may be a common problem of variety shows, and the level will decline as you get to the bottom. To be honest, you can win the championship. I did not expect it, and even for the songs you wrote, I did not expect at all. You should still learn music knowledge systematically and accumulate a lot. Music requires an attitude."

Li Tiezhu had a blackened card and picked up the microphone and said, "I let you down, I'm so sorry! Brother, what's your attitude toward music?"

Hua Tianyu said: “The songs you write now are liked by many people, but in my opinion, they are far from passing the test. The most important point is that you have not formed your own style or attitude. Musicians do not need to. To be in harmony with the public’s aesthetics, we need to use our own works to change the public’s lagging aesthetics. We need to lead, not cater.”

Li Tiezhu scratched his head: "No contradiction! You make music and I write songs. It is good for you to lead our aesthetics. However, when everyone's aesthetics has not reached your expectations, you can't help but listen to the songs. I’ll write some saliva songs so that everyone can have a good time and make everyone progress slowly. Besides, I make music just to make money, and I don’t have any dreams."

Hua Tianyu looked contemptuous: "If you make music to make money, then I think you might as well not write songs..."

Li Tiezhu: "How can I make money if I don't write songs? However, the brother is right, I must reflect on it."

Why do you negate all people's views and reflect on it?

Hua Tianyu finally said: "Before you become a superstar, I hope you can listen to some opinions and speak up against your ears. Of course, it is your freedom to listen or not, and I do it for your own good."

Li Tiezhu: "Ah! It makes sense. When I become a superstar like you, Brother Hua, I won't listen to opinions anymore."

Hua Tianyu is very angry, Brother Long is still here, you are a superstar, and your whole family are superstars! He threw down the microphone and sat sulking, like a **** kid.

Yang Mi stood up: "I'm a layman too! I think I sing Tie Zhu and Leng Barbie well, and I still support the future superstar Li Tiezhu."

Guan Shuangshuang was silent and didn't need to help.

Hua Tianyu is so stupid, haven't you seen it yet? Li Tiezhu is from both sides, the big guys on both sides have a good relationship with him, your eyes are humiliating, why bother?

When it was Shen's turn, he said haha: "I don't understand music, so I think Li Tiezhu sings well. I blame the other two for being so beautiful. I didn't even bother to listen to the song."

This is high EQ~www.readwn.com~ Zhang Liguo wants to continue speaking to end the recording of this show, but Jackie Chan snatches the microphone.

Cheng Dalong said: "I don't understand music, so I won't comment. The main reason is that it is a bit unfair to comment on my apprentice. I like the kid Hua Tianyu. What he said makes sense. He has not become a superstar. Before, you must be able to listen to opinions. After you become a superstar, you must also study with a humility, otherwise, like me, the movies will become less and less people watching."

Li Tiezhu said, "Okay, I took it down. But I still feel that it is not a shame for ordinary people to like literary works."

Cheng Dalong said: "That's not necessarily true. Many people around the world like my movie, but it was still rated as **** by some film critics. You can't win the award. However, it is not ashamed to make money, and you still make money for public welfare. This is very important. Great."

Hua Tianyu's face suddenly became red, and his heart was even more angry. Why? Why did Li Tiezhu forcefully touch Porcelain Cheng Dalong, and he still speaks for him?

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