Earthy Superstar

The card game of drawing a tortoise is very interesting. In the end, three middle-aged greasy men, He Ling, Xu Shanzheng and Huang Sanshi, are left. In the end, Xu Shan loses, and that's it. head.

　　 Everyone laughed at the volume of hair on his head.

　　 Lengba even laughed and coughed.

　　 Xu Shanzheng said: "It's not a normal wash, it's the kind of dry cleaning like a hair salon, and a head massage. You smoke with this fearful mind, and the atmosphere is different."

　　 He Ling: "It's kind of interesting."

　　 Li Tiezhu raised his head from the textbook: "Brother Shan Zheng, there is a word called cocoon and self-binding."

　　 Xu Shanzheng: "I just lost, the next hand is definitely not me."

　　 Li Tiezhu: "Everyone will make you fall in love with shampooing."

　　 Xu Shanzheng: "Huh? If it's me, it's not washing hair, but scalp."

　　 Huang Sanshi said cheaply: "I wonder why Xu Shanzheng made such a request. It seems that he has a deep feeling for washing hair. After all, the last time I washed hair should have been many years ago."

　　 Xu Shan struggled to feel his beard in thoughtful form.

　　 In the end, everyone unanimously decided to use shampoo as a bet, and also asked Li Tiezhu to play together. It is fun if there are many people.

　　 Li Tiezhu had to put down his textbook and sat next to Lengba, waiting for Teacher He to issue the card.

　　 Li Tiezhu quietly asked Lengba: "Why are you coughing?"

　　 Lengba: "Maybe I caught a cold in the water in the afternoon, minor problem, I brought medicine."

　　 A new round of tortoise pumping started, and Xu Shan was vying to be the first to go, his expression sullen.

　　 Li Tiezhu said, "Brother Shan Zheng was the first to leave, and he was really washing his hair."

　　 Xu Shanzheng: "I won! You continue!"

　　 He Ling also pretended to put down the card path: "Then Mr. Xu Shanzheng, who do you want to serve you?"

　　 Xu Shan's face-to-face battle became embarrassing: "You...can't bully the guests like this!"

　　 After the joke, the game continued, and finally Huang Sanshi lost.

　　 Huang Sanshi had just washed his hair by himself, so he said solemnly: "Because I have already washed my hair, so I transfer this privilege to someone who really wants shampoo service."

　　 Xu Shanzheng's expression was wrong for an instant, and he had a bad feeling.

　　 After Huang Sanshi asked everyone their opinions, he looked at Xu Shan to argue.

　　 Xu Shan shook his head in fright.

　　 Li Tiezhu got up and went to the bathroom.

　　 Huang Sanshi: "I will transfer it to you."

　　 Xu Shan stubbornly shook his head: "No! Only when the other party agrees can delegate."

　　 Huang Sanshi: "Everyone vote, and those who agree, raise their hands."

　　 Passed unanimously.

　　 Xu Shanzheng: "It's useless if you agree, and I, the client, doesn't agree."

　　 Huang Sanshi: "You accept it, you still...puff!"

　　 I saw, Li Tiezhu took a bath towel directly on Xu Shanzheng's body and fastened it on.

　　 Xu Shan quarreled: "Hey? What are you doing?"

　　 Li Tiezhu: "You talked about you, the mushroom house technician No. 3 will serve you, my name is Tony."

　　 Xu Shanzheng: "I said I don't wash."

　　 Click.

　　 A shampoo was patted on the top of Xu Shanzheng's head.

　　 Xu Shanzheng was stuck.

　　 Everyone laughed and fell on the tatami, Lengba laughed and coughed again, tears came out.

　　 Huang Sanshi smiled enough and asked: "Zhengzi, listen to me, accept the shampoo service."

　　 Xu Shan quarreled and said, "I have been washed, is there any difference if I accept it or not?"

　　 Li Tiezhu wiped Xu Shan's head a few times, and muttered: "You can't afford bubbles!"

　　Xu Shanzheng: "You can wash it twice."

　　 Li Tiezhu: "That won't work. I don't have any bubbles after washing my hair. It seems that I am very unprofessional. I have it!"

　　 guarding, Li Tiezhu pressed the shampoo on Xu Shanzheng's beard, rubbed it twice and made a lot of bubbles, then took it out and put it on his head.

　　Wang Hui and Huang Sanshi laughed and flung their bellies, He Ling picked up a basin of water, and laughed as they walked and sprinkled them.

Xu Shanzheng said inexplicably, "I won this round. Why was it me who was punished? Besides, no one asked me my opinion, and there was a silly person who just washed me without saying hello. "

When the 　　 show was broadcasted here, the barrage also started the carnival:

　　 "Li Tiezhu really dare to get started!"

　　 "Is there anything he dared not do in this world? The popsicle holder is still around."

　　 "Huang Sanshi was also snatched by Li Tiezhu's group."

　　 "Wang Hui was smashed by Li Tiezhu by bike, I saw it in the "Flowers of Heart"."

　　 "Except for Teacher He, they have all been bullied."

　　 "Don't you find that Xu Shanzheng's expression is unnatural?"

　　 "Xu Datou is really embarrassed."

　　 "I have to say, this hair was washed very funny!"

　　 "Swiping bubbles on the beard is the essence..."

　　 The facial features on Xu Shan Zhengyuan’s face are distorted, maintaining a 囧 character shape: "I never thought that I can still use shampoo in my lifetime..."

　　 Li Tiezhu: "Then what do you usually use for washing?"

　　 Xu Shanzheng: "Facial cleanser, wash from the face to the back of the head. When in the supermarket, when passing by the shampoo area, I will have an idea in my heart... This thing is not necessary!"

　　 Li Tiezhu: "I know one who washes his face with shampoo, and now I know another one who washes his hair with facial cleanser."

　　 Xu Shanzheng: "Is it your agent? I tell you I envy him..."

　　 He Ling asked suddenly: "Tie Zhu, how does it feel?"

　　 Li Tiezhu: "It's amazing! I've never washed my bald head before, and it feels like washing tea eggs..."

　　Xu Shanzheng: "Is there such a big tea egg? Ostrich tea egg?"

　　 Everyone burst into laughter again.

　　 Li Tiezhu seriously washed his beard and head, then took out a dry towel, and pulled the cart left and right to dry his head.

　　 Xu Shanzheng: "Are you polishing it?"

　　 Li Tiezhu: "Yes, do you need waxing?"

　　Xu Shanzheng: "……"

　　 After washing, Li Tiezhu asked: "Last question, do you have a card for the guest?"

　　Xu Shanzheng: "What kind of card? A VIP card for washing tea eggs?"

　　 Next, the tortoise smoking game continued. Li Tiezhu went outside to prepare supper for everyone.

　　 In this round, Xu Shanzheng and Huang Sanshi imitated Xiao H and Xiao O. At the end of the performance, everyone applauded, and then Li Tiezhu came in with a tray carrying the supper, each person had a small bowl of scallion noodles.

　　 One night late, everyone is hungry too.

　　 Xu Shan scrambled for noodles and suddenly raised his head: "No! Why is Lengba’s supper a pear?"

　　 Li Tiezhu held a basin, squatted to eat noodles, and said: "She caught a cold and had an uncomfortable throat, so I steamed her a rock candy Sydney, what's wrong?"

　　 Xu Shanzheng: "If my voice is uncomfortable..."

　　 Li Tiezhu: "Six yuan per pear is very expensive. This is the last six yuan for the mushroom house."

　　 He Ling translated: "It means, Mr. Xu Shanzheng, you are not worthy of such an expensive supper."

　　 Xu Shanzheng: "Oh...but, I look so delicious."

　　 Lengba drank the snow pear soup silently, sweet in her heart.

　　 After everyone finished eating the noodles, the phone rang again. It was a call from a guest tomorrow.

　　 Xu Shanzheng picked up the call nearby: "Wow?"

　　 Everyone looked over strangely.

　　 Xu Shan is arrogant and charming: "Master? Why do you speak English? Whoops? He said he can't tell me! Who are you?"

　　 Li Tiezhu volunteered to answer the call: "Wow, goose hoo? Oh rice, three grams of oil is enough?"

　　 A bunch of Sichuan-style English directly gave the other party a dry smile, and the other party also came to the other party with a sentence of Sichuan-style English: "Wow!

　　 Li Tiezhu said to everyone: "I am from Xichuan."

　　 said on the phone: "Aimnat Nishikawa..."

　　 Li Tiezhu: "Watt's food?"

　　 He Ling smiled: "You turn on the speakerphone, let's listen to it together."

　　 Li Tiezhu put down the phone: "Which one is the hands-free?"

　　 He Ling: "You are already dead."

　　 Li Tiezhu said to the phone, "Yo call here again, Pulis."

　　 After a while, the phone rang again, hands-free directly.

　　 The other party, in a foreign accent, Chinese: "I want taro roast chicken and watercress crucian carp."

　　 He Ling: "Ah! I know who it is."

　　 On the phone: "No, you don't know."

　　 Li Tiezhu: "Bye bye."

　　 beep!

　　 On the other side, Zhang Xiaojie looked dazed: "Are you hanging so decisively?"

　　 Everyone in the Mushroom House also began to wash and rest. Li Tiezhu put a quilt on the lady's small room, and Lengba moved in. The two were very polite, but their eyes exchanged a little, after all, there was a tacit understanding.

　　 "Tie Zhu, thank you for your rock candy Sydney, my voice is much better."

　　 "You are welcome, Sister Lengba, please rest early."

"The same to you."

"Good night."

"Good night."

　　 Going back to the men’s chase room, Li Tiezhu went to bed.

　　Xu Shanzheng said, "Li Tiezhu, what shampoo did you use to wash me? Why is my head still cold?"

　　 Li Tiezhu: "Cold and sour."

　　 Xu Shan was dying and sat up in shock: "Really?"

　　 Li Tiezhu: "Fake! I turned off the lights."

　　 So far, the first phase of the second season of Mushroom House has officially ended. The effect is very good. The joining of Li Tiezhu has brought new changes to Mushroom House. The most important point is that he is not as small and transparent as Peng Peng, he really dares to say and dare to do it, even if it is a big boss like Xu Shanzheng, it is very good.

　　 In addition, the three new small animals, turnip, dog leftover and Huniu, also added to the program's effect.

　　 After the broadcast of this episode, the ratings directly exploded, temporarily ranking first in the ratings of variety shows.

　　 In the mushroom house, everyone was lying on the bed and preparing to rest. The radish was lying on the side of Li Tiezhu’s pillow, and Li Tiezhu received a message on his cell phone.

　　 Cat in captivity: "I am going to make two small swings on the balcony of the apartment."

　　 Cat owner: "Do you want me to help?"

　　 Cat in captivity: "No, I can handle it. Good night, the dog is left."

　　 Cat owner: "Good night tiger girl."

　　……

　　 Early the next morning, Xu Shan got up very early, but even earlier, Li Tiezhu was already chopping wood in the courtyard.

　　 "Tie Zhu, what time did you get up?"

　　 "At half past six."

　　 "Yes, what do you eat in the morning? By the way, you ran out of money? That pear!"

"Yes."

　　 Xu Shanzheng became proud: "Hahaha! I have money, I will go out and buy food for myself, not for you!"

　　 Li Tiezhu: "Uh...you have to be careful when you go out."

　　 "Be careful?"

　　 "There are many dogs in the village."

　　 "Am I afraid of dogs?"

　　 "No, I mean..."

　　 Xu Shanzheng directly found a wooden stick in the pyre and held it in his hand: "I practiced! Haha, I will buy breakfast and I won’t give it to you guys, hehehe..."

Li Tiezhu murmured, "It was true that there was no money to buy food, but the noodles and eggs from yesterday... Besides, I asked it yesterday morning. There is no breakfast in the village. "

　　 Xu Shanzheng wandered around the village, asking everywhere for breakfast, but found nothing in the end.

With a grunting belly, Xu Shanzheng bought a pack of Xiaowan Neng Neng Noodles at a small shop, and while eating, walked back to the mushroom house: "Hey! Go back to greet you! And scared me that there are dogs in the village~www.readwn.com ~These dogs are small pet dogs, and they don't bite people...Uh..."

　　 唧.

　　 Xu Shan scrambled to step on a landmine, and when he looked down, his expression was distorted and his eyes were gloomy.

　　 At this moment, he finally knew what Li Tiezhu meant when he said there were many dogs in the village.

　　 wiped the soles of his shoes on the grass on the side of the road, the moment Xu Shan walked back to the mushroom house with enthusiasm, and opened the courtyard door, he was so angry that he was square.

　　 I saw Li Tiezhu, Lengba, Huang Sanshi, He Ling, and Wang Hui sitting in the pergola eating fragrant omelette noodles, and there were three dishes of leftovers fried last night on the table.

　　 The half-pack of crisp noodles in Xu Shanzheng's hands no longer fragrant in an instant.

　　 The late stage of the program group is very powerful, and the head P that directly gave Xu Shanzheng became a square, which is a walking embarrassing character.

　　 He hummed and went to sit under the eaves, sulking.

　　 Li Tiezhu shouted: "Brother Shan Zheng, come and sit down!"

　　 Xu Shan grabbed a bite of the crispy noodles, which was not fragrant: "I don't! I'm not a foodie!"

　　 Li Tiezhu: "No! You sit under the nest of swallows, swallows tend to shit."

　　 Xu Shanzheng: "It can't be such a coincidence...Uh..."

　　 For a while, the entire mushroom house was banned.

　　PS:

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