Earthy Superstar

"HE! TUI~"

Li Tiezhu wiped his face in the wind. The wind in early summer was very warm and delicate, but why did he always feel that there were spit stars caught in it? Could it be that which viewer broke through the screen dimension? Spit out directly?

Presumably the fat man who vomited Huang Sanshi was also the one who vomited Huang Sanshi, but he was leeward, and I was facing the wind, and this innocent disaster was flatly disastrous!

"It's raining!"

"what?"

"It's raining, get your clothes fast!"

Li Tiezhu just went to collect his own change of clothes, it turned out not to be saliva.

This night, Peng Yuchang, who had returned from a long absence, finally tasted the warmth of home. Half of the cakes Li Tiezhu bought went into his stomach. Li Tiezhu was very pleased about this, and secretly high-five to celebrate with He Ling.

Huang Sanshi came over quietly: "Fatten up Peng Yuchang, how about the three of us sharing the bonus equally?"

Li Tiezhu said: "You have to talk to the program team about the bonus, you are the fourth, and I and Mr. He are the second."

Huang Sanshi: "I am four, you two are two, what about the remaining 20%?"

Li Tiezhu: "Brother Peng Peng! The parents have been fattened by ten catties, so you can't give them a credit?"

Huang Sanshi: "Then what about me? I've gained 20 catties."

Li Tiezhu: "Money buys cakes. Would you like to eat more?"

Huang Sanshi: "I'm ten pounds fatter, right? Go! Director, come here, and the producer..."

Everything went smoothly in the negotiations, and the price was very high, a full 300 yuan.

Huang Sanshi walks with wind and negotiates with me? snort!

After the meal, Huang Sanshi and He Ling continued to advertise for "A Good Show" and "The Wind Dog". Peng Peng was in good condition after being "washed by wind and dust". He rushed to wash the dishes. He was caught by Li Tiezhu and Yi Xiaomao. It's cut off, you have a good fat, what kind of dishes to wash? immoral!

Peng Peng sat back and sighed: "Tie Zhu is so nice, I don't even let me wash the bowl..."

Huang Sanshi snickered and said: "You have to adjust your state, Tie Zhu will basically not let you work in the future."

Peng Peng: "Why? Why is he so good?"

Huang Sanshi: "Isn't he going to lose weight in filming, he needs to work more. You have to let others do it."

Peng Peng nodded repeatedly: "Don't worry, I'm finished filming, don't care. He wants to work, of course I let him."

He Ling smiled curiously: "We Peng Peng is really a good boy..."

The Three Musketeers laughed, making Peng Yuchang scratch his head.

Yi Xiaomao still decided to see if the ducklings were asleep, staying with this group of people, afraid, the routine was too deep. It's better to play with the turnip, even if it is scratched, at least... it's cool, isn't it?

The furry and white stuff is the most interesting.

Barrage:

"Visually, it is not difficult for the three phases to be ten kilograms."

"Although it is three phases, it is actually more than half a month!"

"Peng Peng is absolutely ten catties!"

"My family Tie Zhu never speaks words..."

The meal was over, and there were still a lot of vegetables left. Li Tiezhu took out the money left over from buying vegetables and bought wine for the older ones. That's right, it was sorghum wine of twelve yuan a catty, and liquor of fifty-six degrees. They are happy.

The program team also knows the severity, this matter will not be broadcast, only the plot of their talking and chatting will not be cut into the drinking scene.

Yu Weihe took a couple of mouthfuls and started bragging: "Think of that when our three brothers Liu Guan Zhang poured Li Tiezhu, that guy, that scene...tsk! He drank with us with his tail clipped. If you didn't drink it? Take off his pants! Seriously! Tie Zhu just made his debut at that time, so scared, he was clamped! Hahaha..."

He Ling: "Really? Do you dare to treat my Zhu brother this way?"

Yu Weihe patted the table: "Can this be fake? I think we filled him with a full bottle of liquor in less than 20 minutes? He was quite able to hold it, but he didn't persuade us. We were frightened! I'm dead. Then he couldn't drink it anymore. It was Nie Yao who sent him away. If he really wants to do it, I guess I'll throw up... Hahaha... This is the only time I can drink him, and I have encountered it later, no Dare, I'm afraid it won't be guaranteed at night."

Huang Sanshi said: "I heard that Tie Zhu has practiced now, and he can drink a catty and a half as he pleases. Why don't we try it?"

He Ling: "It's inappropriate to record the show, mainly because...not enough wine..."

Huang Sanshi: "Happy today! The show team pays the bill! It's almost time to record here. This episode is absolutely exciting! Brother Zhu! Come over for a drink!"

Yi Xiaomao, who was driven out of the kitchen by Li Tiezhu, shivered, shrank under the table, trying to hide himself.

Huang Sanshi saw it at a glance: "Little Mao, don't hide, you are Tie Zhu's number one dog leg, you can't run! Damn, dare to feed Laozi! Don't control the producer and the director. Those two are the furnishings. Look at them in this issue. Any contribution?"

Fang Bo laughed loudly: "Hahahaha... Huang Laoxie, have you ever been scammed by a newcomer? Oh, it's so cool!"

Wang Su: "I told you, our Xichuan baby, we are reckless!"

Huang Sanshi: "You also belong to Li Tiezhu's group, go to the other side!"

Wang Su: "Old fox, you can't live by your own sins! Come here, whichever one is afraid of! Brother Robe..."

Li Tiezhu: "Never loosen the strap!"

Wang Su: "That's right! Come on, the wine is ready!"

Peng Yuchang quietly prepared to escape and Mimi was caught by Yu Wei and: "What are you running? You are also with Li Tiezhu! He bought you cakes!"

Li Tiezhu looked at the producer Wang Zhengyu and asked, "Pharaoh! Are you okay?"

Wang Zhengyu: "The recording of the show is over, they are looking for you to fight for wine, and get those old men!"

Li Tiezhu said: "I still recite questions at night, not drinking."

Wang Zhengyu: "No counseling! I must give me those old things to drink tonight!"

Li Tiezhu: "Why?"

Wang Zhengyu: "They said that there is no need for me as a producer and director, and that the scripts are all produced by you. Is this tolerable?"

Li Tiezhu: "To tell the truth? This is unbearable! If you give me processing capital, I will go right away."

Wang Zhengyu: "..."

Thus, the establishment of the fight for wine was completed, with Huang Sanshi, Fang Bo, Yu Weihe, He Ling on the front, and Li Tiezhu, Wang Su, Peng Yuchang, and Yi Xiaomao on the opponent, 4V4.

It's just recording the show, it's just work.

Who cares about the image after recording the show? They are so crazy!

"Tomorrow's guests will only arrive in the afternoon, so you guys let go! The program team provides drinks! Come on, go to Moutai..."

Wang Zhengyu shouted shamelessly, adding fuel to the fire.

This Nima and Moutai are all on, so I can’t help but drink.

When the show was put here, everyone thought it was going to be cut, but in fact, it was not cut at all. The program team took a different approach and came with a huge subtitle:

"Excessive drinking is harmful to your health, don't believe me..."

He Ling was the first to die.

Li Tiezhu directly confronted Mang with two glasses of liquor, and He Ling shrank under the table.

Four taels of liquor.

Li Tiezhu and Wang Su carried He Ling upstairs and settled down, and the fight continued.

The second person killed was Peng Yuchang, who was stunned after being rounded by the four opponents.

The third one who dedicated himself was Wang Su, who was rounded by the opponent again. In the end, Yu Weihe fought him for half a catty.

The fourth one is Yi Xiaomao, half a catty.

The fifth is Yu Weihe, Qiliang.

The sixth is Fang Bo, one catty.

In the end, there were only two people left in the audience, Li Tiezhu and Huang Sanshi.

The two were drunk and whirling, pushing each other's glasses and drinking three or four drinks, both of them became clear.

"Tie Zhu did you pretend?"

"So are you! The acting skills are good, Teacher Huang!"

Both of them drink well and haven't gotten too much, so they are still sober now.

Bell Bell Bell...

The phone rang untimely.

Li Tiezhu and Huang Sanshi each took their wine glasses, walked into the room to answer the phone, and directly turned on the hands-free.

Li Tiezhu: "Hello? No insurance, no loan."

It's still somewhat superior.

The phone was shocked: "Ah? Ah... yes, is it a mushroom house?"

Huang Sanshi: "It's the mushroom house! Who are you? You don't sleep at night, are you so idle?"

The fat man is also a little dizzy.

On the phone: "No, so what... The program team told me to come to Mushroom House to participate in the program recording tomorrow, saying that it was calling to order food."

Huang Sanshi: "How much do you drink?"

On the phone: "Huh?"

Huang Sanshi: "Li Tiezhu has already drunk half a catty, and the other six are already lying upstairs. I, I, Huang Sanshi are still fighting, how effective are you?"

On the phone: "I'm a girl..."

Huang Sanshi: "Huh? Is it a girl?"

Li Tiezhu: "It's always been a female voice. Are you drunk? Besides, girls can drink well too! My bamboo is two catties."

I started to stammer on the phone: "I, I, I...no, that...can this show be refunded? I don't need the notification fee..."

Li Tiezhu: "No retreat! You retreat, what shall we record? Come on, what do you order?"

The phone said: "I don't drink."

Li Tiezhu: "Are you drunk too? I'll ask you what to order!"

The female voice on the phone shuddered: "I order, I order... rice."

Huang Sanshi: "You have to drink when you eat!"

Li Tiezhu: "..."

What are you special about, how can the show crew cut it? Doesn't this cut the mushroom house into an alcoholic club?

The female voice said: "Then I won't order anymore."

Huang Sanshi: "Goodbye."

Bye.

Li Tiezhu: "I can't tell, do you know who it is?"

Huang Sanshi burped, "Of course I know."

Li Tiezhu: "Who?"

Huang Sanshi: "Press the pig baby, the female guest on the run, don't you know?"

Li Tiezhu thought for a while, "Is that the one who gave birth to Lengba? It won't be fun tomorrow. Don't cut this sentence into the feature film! Otherwise, you will be killed."

Huang Sanshi said: "Let her call again tomorrow~www.readwn.com~ cut off the paragraph just now. Didn't you say that the guests want us to choose together?"

Li Tiezhu: "Go to sleep! There will definitely be more than one female guest tomorrow, but all men will come today."

Huang Sanshi: "It makes sense."

One night passed, and in the early morning of the next day, it was full of vigor in the slight rain.

The weather is not good at first sight.

Yu Weihe and Fang Bo got up early. When they came to the yard, they found that the noodle soup in the stove was still hot. They asked, "Where is Tie Zhu? He got up a long time ago and didn't cook the noodles for us. Where did he go? "

The camera teacher replied: "On the side of Shanwa, Tie Zhu went to the house to help the steer."

Yu Weihe was stunned: "I rely on it!"

Fang Bo almost choked: "Li Tiezhu is really versatile, go, take a look!"

(It is estimated that the chapter tomorrow morning will be delayed too, forgive me!)