Earthy Superstar
Chapter 484: : Unexpectedly hot
Then, the screen in the corner of the courtyard lights up, and it is Jackie Chan's video call. Everyone gathered around, everyone else was watching the lively expressions, only Li Tiezhu was aggressive, what's the matter with this master? So picky!
Line connected.
Li Tiezhu: "Master, you..."
Cheng Dalong preemptively said: "Li Tiezhu, what's the matter with this broken show? You lied to me for money, right? I asked me to fight for 10,000 yuan, and in the end, I bought something like this? Was it a lie?"
Li Tiezhu: "Ah, this...this 10,000 yuan is for public welfare, and the items are drawn by lottery..."
Jackie Chan: "I know the lottery, but the things on the cards can't be prepared? You make me very shameless! Everyone calls me the eldest brother, but I gave a box of milk tea, a bench, and two Trash can. It would be embarrassing to broadcast it!"
Li Tiezhu: "Master, do you still care about this?"
Do you want a face?
Chen Chichi said: "Hello, big brother! I don't think there is anything wrong with the things you sent. Folding stools and trash cans, aren't they the fighting props that often appear in your movies?"
Jackie Dalong: "Then there are sports cars in my movie. Tie Zhu, you let the show crew replace some of the face-saving things, and replace them when the show is broadcast."
Li Tiezhu shrugged: "Master! Every sentence you say now will become a testimony in court, and it will definitely be cut into the main film. What a lot of mistakes!"
Cheng Dalong was taken aback and became even more annoyed: "How can you do this? I don't understand anything, so I gave me a bunch of cards to choose, and then, Duang, there are three things that come out. You are almost mad at you! I hang up! Bye……"
Li Tiezhu didn't have a chance to complain at all. After being stunned by the master, the video hung up.
Chen Chichi: "Take a look, Duang! I can see that my eldest brother is furious."
Luhani said: "How do you write Duang?"
Chen Chichi looked at Li Tiezhu.
Li Tiezhu took a wooden stick and wrote out a character, the upper one is a full character, the middle one is a big character, and the lower one is a dragon.
Several people laughed crazy, it turned out to be such an exclusive word!
Chen Chichi was rolling on the floor with a smile, not an exaggeration at all, he was caught by Duang with a strange smile.
Barrage:
"Is this deceiving the master and destroying the ancestor?"
"Duang~"
"What does it mean to beat a rake! Jackie Chan teaches you step by step."
"Li Tiezhu will be beaten to death for deceiving his master and destroying the ancestor, right?"
"Don't worry, Tie Zhu is covered by Hong Dabao, he can't die."
"This Duang word is too strong."
Then Chen Chichi lay on the ground and covered his waist: "Ahhh! No more, no more..."
Luhani: "What's the matter? Has your waist broken? The show is full of effects, brother!"
Chen Chichi's expression gradually became grim: "No! I feel like my waist is stuck in a nail... it hurts!"
Li Tiezhu and Luhani pulled up Chen Chichi together: "Where did I get the nail? It might be a bamboo thorn. Who made you roll where I did bamboo work?"
Chen Chichi grinned, already speechless, it was really painful, and he lifted his clothes up with difficulty.
There are three red and swollen places on his waist.
Luhani was stunned, then burst into laughter: "Hahahaha... it's swollen! There are hornet's thorns on the clothes! Come on, the show team will give Duang a special effect!"
Later, he directly bombed Chen Chichi's waist like a bunch of Hornet fighters.
Chen Chichi looked at Qin Tao's swollen face: "Why? Why are there hornet thorns on my clothes?"
Li Tiezhu confessed honestly.
Chen Chichi wanted to say something but couldn't laugh or cry, struggling to take off his T-shirt cautiously: "Take you! I'm going to change my clothes."
Li Tiezhu: "We have used every piece of your clothes. You'd better check it before you wear it."
Chen Chichi felt uncomfortable with pain: "What kind of broken program, it is a natural disaster, this is a natural disaster..."
He took another piece of clothing, sat on the newly received folding stool, and picked up the thorns on the clothing. There were not a few but very small. After inspecting it, he did not dare to put it on. He inspected it again. Dare to wear it.
In the end, Li Tiezhu gave Chen Chichi a piece of clothing.
Chen Chichi's injury is not bad, after all, the hornet sting on his clothes has been less toxic after a period of time, so he is not as swollen as Qin Tao.
In the afternoon, Li Tiezhu weighed the remaining wild onions behind the house, picked the green peppercorns and dried them, then changed the iron trash can into a bucket with tarps, and made a bamboo pole to carry water. .
Finally, everyone cooked milk tea and sat in the pergola to drink.
The show was coming to an end, Li Tiezhu still did not idle, used mud to make a small water tank beside the pergola, searched the cement bag, and bored the tank with the last bit of cement. The kitchen still needs a water tank. .
The recording of this episode of the show was over, Qin Tao and Chen Chichi ran away and went to the show team to apply medicine.
As the first program in the true sense, the content of this program is very rich and compact, because the cancellation of the three so-called accidental points and the bonus link, so it is not so abused, and the ratings have increased compared with the 0th period, but Overall ratings are not ideal.
However, there were also several hot searches in this episode, which increased the exposure and traffic of the show a lot.
One is Li Tiezhu's brutal killing of pigs, the other is Zheng Yanzi's Pikachu racket, the other is Chen Chichi's sting, and the other is...Duang.
Because it is the first season of the new show, and there have been some detours in planning, "Oh Huo Primitive" is still in a preheating and accumulating stage in China, but it unexpectedly appeared.
"Oh Huo Primitive" went abroad, the most popular is Douyin overseas version, and then oil tank video.
For this show, Crooked Nuts expressed their admiration, claiming that this is the racial talent of the Chinese.
Many people were watched by Amway with a "pilgrimage" mentality.
These are not the full version of the program, because there is no copyright, so they are all highlights of the two programs, with some narrations in between.
The most comprehensive and popular video about "Oh Huo Primitive" was released by an account dedicated to variety shows in various countries on the Douyin Overseas Edition. There are a total of ten episodes of the video, each of which is five minutes long, and the content of the 0th and first episodes of this program are edited.
In the beginning, Li Tiezhu and the three came to the wild to catch and grill fish, and then Li Tiezhu became lame.
Messages have said that these three people will form a survival team like Bell, hunting down the mountain, catching fish, eating bugs, digging wild vegetables, and sleeping in the wilderness. In short, the guests of this show will definitely be miserable. Moreover, they are generally not optimistic about their survival, because they think Qin Tao is a burden.
The subsequent unfolding made Crooked Nuts stunned, and when Li Tiezhu began to show bamboo art, they took it. Not to mention that Li Tiezhu could take half a day to build an extremely stable shelter, and roast pork belly to eat at night.
Later, slaughtering pigs, building bamboo houses, making sausages and bacon, pounding rice, digging honeycombs, making hearty meals, bamboo tube rice, etc., made the foreigners feel amazing.
And the last scene where Li Tiezhu planted wild onions was what made Crooked Nuts the most exciting.
The comments under the video can reflect their shock:
"Even if they build a rocket here one day, I won’t be surprised. Ainpela Lee is too powerful. I even think he is better than Bell, because all Bell is looking for is to survive. I think Ai Not only is Empela Lee completely able to do this, he even has greater ambitions-to build a luxurious manor."
"This is the cause of Ainpela Lee's fire. He works miracles all the time. When he planted those green onions, I seemed to see a large area of farmland."
"Zheng is a beautiful and brave lady. She has made great contributions to their'homeland'. Compared to that fat man, she is more like a man."
"Every movement of theirs surpassed my imagination. I have a hunch that we can witness the five thousand years of progress in Chinese civilization on this show. Their culture, their skills, and their thinking are so fascinating. NS……"
"The bamboo forest next to the waterfall provides them with almost all the furniture. It's an amazing skill. There is no bamboo in Europe. I never knew there were such amazing plants."
"Tao! I learned about Chinese philosophy when I was very young. About Tao, I always thought it was vain, and then I gave up. After knowing the secret road show today, I realized what I missed. Didn't you find them? Everything I do is so calm. All the food and tools are taken from nature, but they don’t damage nature and are completely integrated into it. I don’t know if I understand it right or not, but this philosophy shocks me.”
"As the show progresses, we must be able to see many higher-level and smarter skills or cultures. I can't wait to see the second episode of the highlights."
"As an Asian, I tell you that they will have their own vegetable garden, rice warehouse, better kitchen, bigger and more comfortable house, and...the leap from bamboo art to wood art. I even It is doubted that they will be able to develop iron smelting technology in the end."
"Although there are some material assistance provided by the guest stars, this has only accelerated their development. What we have witnessed is a miniature cultural evolution journey."
"That kind of dried intestines and meat is a very smart way to store food~www.readwn.com~ Actually, they can also try to preserve fish like this!"
"Before, it was difficult for me to understand that a 5,000-year-old agricultural nation had no bread to eat. I didn't know how stupid I was until I saw their luxurious lunch at noon. God, there are so many delicious foods. Dishes, who would eat the baguette?"
"The fat man named Lang should have a lot of skills, but there is still no room for display. I learned that he is a Chinese double talk show actor, very knowledgeable, and it is said that he is very good at pig breeding techniques. I Think, this must be an amazing skill!"
"It was the first time I knew that Ainpela's teacher was Jack Cheng. Then, he must know martial arts, I think, maybe he can try to kill a wolf on the mountain... (this one thought there was a wolf
"Excuse me, where can I see the original program? I rarely see such an interesting and admirable documentary. (Documentary?
Yes, it was so unexpected.
This program is far more popular in foreign countries than in China, because those ignorant crooked nuts treat this program as a miniature documentary of Chinese culture. Although they are also amused by the guests, they are more fascinated by Li Tiezhu's ever-changing skills.
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