Earthy Superstar

Sister Mi is worthy of being Lengba's good boss and sister. She couldn't help but stood in front of Lengba and regarded her death as home. If she wanted to bully my Lengba, unless she stepped on my body, Li Tiezhu stepped on it.

It's late, it's five o'clock when I return to the apartment, and it's too late to go to bed. I flew to Beijing early in the morning to take part in the recording of the Spring Festival Gala.

That’s right, it’s recording. Today is the twenty-ninth lunar calendar. I’m going to record the Spring Festival Gala, and tomorrow will be live broadcast.

In fact, the Spring Festival Gala has a recorded version every year, and careful netizens can even pick out the piercing shots. The recorded version is used to deal with on-site mistakes.

Li Tiezhu and Lengba entangled for a long time and didn't care about Sister Mi, then Yang Mi became irritable, forcibly pushed Lengba away, and threw Li Tiezhu down. Bring you!

After the car overturned, Li Tiezhu went to make breakfast, Miss Mi and Leng Ba secretly whispered in the bed, sometimes screaming and screaming, and sometimes laughing loudly.

Li Tiezhu was in a daze, feeling that he had changed from a young dragon slayer to an evil dragon.

【Ding! Cat domestication degree +0.2%, current domestication degree 99.8%]

Li Tiezhu was stunned and almost fried the egg.

what's the situation?

Before stepping on the face, walking around the collar, and flying dragons did not increase their domestication degree in the sky, why did they increase after frying an egg?

I always feel that the fox has instilled some incredible and weird information into the cat.

Is this the reason?

Three hours later, Li Tiezhu and Lengba flew to Kyoto by plane, and they naturally had a good night's sleep on the plane.

The premiere of the evening was over at two o'clock, another two hours of partying, and two hours of night driving when I got home, which was very tiring.

Li Tiezhu is in good health and can support it, but Lengba already has dark circles under her eyes.

That night, when the recording of the Spring Festival Gala ended, Li Tiezhu walked out of the CCTV building with the sleepy Lengba, and went to find Sung Chur's car that was parked at the corner of the corner.

In order to pick up Li Tiezhu and Leng Ba, she drove the Han Li Tiezhu.

It took a long time to find the car and helped Lengba get into the car. Li Tiezhu closed the car door and yawned.

Song Zhu'er glanced back at Lengba: "Tie Zhu, what did you do? Did you get dizzy?"

Li Tiezhu didn't want to talk, his girlfriend is a witch!

Song Zhuer asked and replied: "Hey hey... No need to explain, I understand!"

Li Tiezhu: "You know a hammer, drive."

Lengba suddenly hugged Li Tiezhu, and it seemed that she was not asleep.

After returning home, Lengba went to bed, but Song Zhuer pestered Li Tiezhu not to let him rest, and insisted on singles with Li Tiezhu.

With an evil smile on Shochiku's face, he pulled out two dark battery-mounted gadgets.

"Hey hey..."

"what?"

"You know what, come on!"

"Not coming."

"Come on, come on."

"It's just one game, and finish sleeping."

"three times!"

"..."

Li Tiezhu couldn't handle Zhuer, so he had to take over a wireless gamepad, and sat in the living room with Song Zhuer to get up in the evening before the TV in the living room to play the stand-alone game "Legend of Nezha".

This game is very fun, with good picture quality and strong operability.

Song Zhuer is a master of the game, but it is a bit difficult to play. Originally, two people were sitting in front of the TV to play, but at some point, they became Song Zhuer lying on his stomach and Li Tiezhu squatting, starting to play the game in a fit posture. .

"Ahhh... this boss is so big! It's terrible, uh..."

"Walking position! You are going to be beaten to death!"

"I'm on the move! Ah!"

"I said moving in the game, not ass."

"Oh! Aow...Ah! I'm dead, only the last life is left."

"Hiding behind my ass, I will fight the BOSS."

"Obviously you are behind my ass... um, lighten up! Hit it..."

"Don't move, don't move! The boss is going to zoom in."

"Ah? So fast? I won't move anymore."

"I said you don't move inside."

"in?"

"In the game, that boss is going to zoom in. It's not me, I'm still early."

"Oh oh! I hide, ha ah ah..."

"Damn! This BOSS knocked out half of Lao Tzu's blood, Lao Tzu killed you! Go to hell!"

"Oh oh... great, ah..."

Bang bang ......

Deng Deng Deng Deng...

The sound of passing levels came from the game.

Li Tiezhu slowed down and said, "Hurry up and pick up the blood bag and equipment. When you fight the creeps in the next level, pay attention to reducing the blood loss. If you can't beat them, don't move and let me come."

Shochikuer: "Oh oh... Then I can't move now?"

At this time, Lengba, who was awake, walked out and leaned at the door of the guest bedroom to look at the living room: "Are you playing games? Is it fun?"

Shochikuer: "It's very fun, oops! To death, is this little soldier so fierce? Hey~ Tie Zhu pauses, wait for me to kill the broken little soldier!"

Li Tiezhu looked at Lengba: "Awake?"

Lengba: "What game? Tiezhu cart?"

Li Tiezhu: "This is "Legend of Nezha". The domestically produced stand-alone game released last year is not bad.

Lengba: "I want to play too."

Shochikuer killed the soldier, twisted his waist and shook his hips again, snapping, "There are only two handles, ah, you can't play, oh..."

Leng Bahu smiled: "Nonsense, obviously there are three handles..."

With that, she knelt down on her knees and crawled towards the TV.

Song Zhu'er was stabbed by the little soldier again, and Bo'er disintegrated with a sound, and concentrated on killing the little soldier, leaving the largest handle to Lengba.

Leng Ba cleverly speaks like a tongue, but she is also very on the road.

Before long, Song Zhu'er and Li Tiezhu passed another level, and she couldn't help cheering.

Lengba cried.

...

The next day, Li Tiezhu got up early in the morning, got out of Lengba, and went for a run.

It's very magical. Lengba was crazy last night. Li Tiezhu fell asleep. She didn't let go. She was dressed like Teme's performance art. Song Zhuer laughed at them as conjoined babies.

I always feel that the recent cats are weird. Although they were clingy before, they don't attract people.

Li Tiezhu came back to wash after running, and made breakfast by himself.

After getting ready, Li Tiezhu went to the bedroom to take a look. The two beautiful girls hugged each other and slept soundly, Shochu's legs were folded on Lengba's waist, and Lengba's head was buried in front of Shochu's chest, one whiter than the other.

He didn't bother, he raised the heating temperature a bit, covered them with a thin quilt, and then took his phone and car key and went out.

Today is New Year’s Eve, which is New Year’s Eve.

In addition to the Spring Festival Gala in the evening, Li Tiezhu still has one more work to do this morning, which is to record the special show "Spring Festival Gala Re-report".

This show has been broadcast since half a month ago. The content of the show is to interview the actors of the Spring Festival Gala, talk about the story behind the preparations for the Spring Festival Gala, and also warm up the Spring Festival Gala.

Each program lasts for half an hour, which is very short.

Today is the last issue of "Spring Festival Gala Re-report", and the program team is also very intent to complete the previous interviews with other actors, leaving Li Tiezhu and Cheng Dalong to participate in this issue.

Everyone knows that Cheng Dalong is Li Tiezhu's master, but apart from the episode of "The King vs. the Little King", the two have never been on the same stage again. This is also a gimmick.

What's more, these two people are not small, one is the king of kung fu, the other is the king of kung fu, the new nickname obtained by Li Tiezhu after KO Stark-the true king of kung fu.

And the subtitle of this issue is: Kung Fu Mentoring of the Spring Festival Gala Re-report.

After arriving at CCTV, Li Tiezhu realized that the theme and process of this show were designed by an inappropriate host. He was not only the host but also the producer of the show. This person was called Saning.

Li Tiezhu knew this person, and Uncle Reheman told him about it.

Reheman's original words were: "That guy is just a ball!"

The program is recorded at eleven o'clock, and it is planned to record for one hour, but it is necessary to make up and communicate with the program team in advance.

Li Tiezhu arrived at 9:40, because he was worried that the master would come too early, and he would be disrespectful to arrive later than the master. This was learned from Yundeshe and Hong Dabao. After all, Cheng Dalong did not teach him.

After putting on makeup early, Li Tiezhu wandered around with nothing to do, and then ran into Sanin.

"Hello Uncle Sanin!"

"Haha, Li Tiezhu! You finally fell into my hands."

"what?"

Sanin didn't explain either, smiling ill-intentioned: "Do you know me?"

Li Tiezhu: "You know! I have watched your show before and I have learned a lot."

For example, how to beat people without breaking the law, and how to break the law without being caught.

Saning said to the assistant: "Look! Recognize me, hey! This is how I tell you. Do you see Li Tiezhu know other people? He has a blind face! He can recognize me if he is blind, what does it mean?"

Li Tiezhu continued: "It means that you are so unusual."

Sanin: "..."

The assistant smiled and ran away.

Li Tiezhu asked: "What is the process of this show? Let's check it now."

Sanin sneered: "You don't care about the process, and I'm not right with you. This show is about truth! You wait and see!"

Saning did a lot of work in order to frustrate Li Tiezhu.

Sanin slipped away.

Li Tiezhu was bored, so he had to brush his phone in the dressing room.

"Kung Fu" has a box office of 230 million on the first day, breaking the domestic film box office record on the first day in one fell swoop. And, the movie rating has also come to an astonishing 9 points.

Many film critics and media have begun to predict whether the box office of "Kung Fu" can break the total box office record of "War Dragon 2".

At this time, Wu Jing's new film "The Wandering Earth" and Fang Bo and Shen Mouteng's "Crazy Alien" have been released for five or six days, with a box office of 800 million and 700 million, respectively. It's not low either.

In addition to these movies ~www.readwn.com~ there are several other movies also released, including Jackie Chan’s "Fantastic Detective Pu Songling", which had a box office of 30 million on the first day. Four days have passed and it hasn’t exceeded 100 million. so awkward.

This year’s Spring Festival starts ahead of schedule, and only the low-cost film "People on the Road" has not yet entered the battle.

The media have speculated that Li Tiezhu's self-directed and self-acted film may encounter Waterloo under the help of a powerful enemy, and cannot replicate the miracles of "Soldiers Assault" and "Things about the Rabbit That Year".

Even Li Tiezhu himself was a little worried, he was more or less unconfident.

At this time, someone who boosted Li Tiezhu's self-confidence came.

Cheng Dalong, dressed in a Tang suit, walked in with his assistant and greeted the staff with a smile, looking very close to the people.

Li Tiezhu thought to himself, this year's Spring Festival is supported by my master's movie, what am I afraid of? No matter how bad it is...ha! right?

He respectfully greeted Cheng Dalong: "Master!"

Jackie Chan's smile suddenly faded: "Humph!"