Earthy Superstar

Li Tiezhu walked with his hands behind his back to chat with Yi Xing and Leng Ba. The Phoenix Legend Ling sister insisted on taking a photo with Li Tiezhu, and she looked extremely enthusiastic.

In fact, you said that Li Tiezhu is annoying in the music circle. It is really annoying. Many people wish that he was killed on the spot, but in many cases Li Tiezhu's popularity is very good, such as Chen Yisen, Pheasant, Tengger, Cui Ji'an, Zhang Xiaojie, Su Long and others have a good impression of Li Tiezhu.

Here Yue Yupeng was peeling the jelly, but he couldn't tear it apart.

Sun Chao had already sucked in and said, "What's wrong with you? Are you being scolded as a silly? How about your hands shaking?"

Yue Yupeng said: "Qi is true qi! Why? However, to the point where the hands are still soft, the jelly packaging is too tight to tear apart."

Sun Chao stretched out his chubby hand and smiled: "Where is the packaging too tight? You are too short! I'll help you."

As he said, he took the jelly away.

Yue Yupeng spread his hands and said: "I tore a piece of it, you see, there is jelly juice in my hand..."

Sun Chao picked up the jelly and looked at it: "You tear up the fart! Look at me."

Yue Yupeng wiped the juice from his hands and muttered, "There is no reason, it's obviously leaked out."

Sun Chao tore the jelly: "Look! This is called a Hercules, sucking~"

eaten.

Yue Yupeng pouted: "That's the pillar for me!"

A staff member ran over from the front and said to Yue Yupeng and Sun Chao: "The New Year's greetings in the branch venue are overtime. After you delay your playing time for three minutes, wait a moment."

At this time, the second dance "Hundred Lions Revive Spring" has just begun, more than two minutes. Yue Yupeng nodded and said, "Thank you! For your hard work, we can wait, it's okay. Thanks for your hard work, brother!"

Sun Chao stretched out his hand and wiped his sweat, and said, "Is it overtime at the beginning? According to this situation, I'm afraid that you can't cut the show live, right?"

Yue Yupeng: "It should be to cut the show, but our show is ahead, it's okay."

Sun Chao: "Yes, why don't you turn on the air conditioner in the background?"

Yue Yupeng stared at Sun Chao strangely: "It's winter now, the Chinese New Year, and the heating is on! Are you... hot? Why do you sweat so much?"

Sun Chao's face flushed, with big beads of sweat: "Winter, winter? Haha...it's so boring..."

With that, Sun Chao shook a little and almost fell.

Yue Yupeng hurriedly supported him. Seeing Sun Chao slumped softly, everyone was frightened and stupefied, and Mu Mu Dengdeng couldn't fully react.

The actors around were also dumbfounded, completely confused about the situation, and some people thought they were funny and funny.

It was the staff who responded most quickly. They had received various emergency training during the preparation period, and soon came to check the situation. They found that Sun Chao was in a serious condition and immediately called the accompanying doctor.

Right now, the surrounding actors discovered something was wrong.

Li Tiezhu also looked at Yue Yupeng sympathetically, saying that this buddy had bad luck, and was cursed by an unscrupulous big man before he took the stage, and now his partner has a problem again. Like everyone, he can guess that Yue Yupeng's show should be cancelled.

There is an unwritten rule for the Spring Festival Gala. One or two more programs are prepared every year. I am afraid that it will not be enough. Therefore, some programs will be cut off.

Leng Ba patted Li Tiezhu's arm to make him not feel too sad, because she knew that Yue Yupeng was one of Li Tiezhu's benefactors.

Li Tiezhu shook his head, what he could have helped.

He would not have thought that this matter had anything to do with him.

The doctor initially judged that it was an acute food poisoning after only seeing each other, and it was not ruled out that it was purely poisoning. It is best to send him to the doctor for treatment immediately. Although it is not life-threatening, the performance is impossible.

In line with the principle of the supremacy of life, Sun Chao was sent away immediately.

Yue Yupeng was completely dumbfounded, his eyes were empty.

The staff reported the situation to the chief director through the walkie-talkie, hoping to give instructions over there to cancel the show to ensure the smooth progress of the Spring Festival Gala. In fact, there have been many emergencies in the history of the Spring Festival Gala, and Sun Chao’s incident is not too serious. It was just a matter of deleting a show.

No matter how bad, you can use the cross talk video recorded yesterday to top it. Of course, it can only support the live broadcast, not the scene.

The order didn’t come down, but the chief director ran over by himself, and after a brief understanding of the situation, he asked Yue Yupeng:

"Xiao Yueyue, you also know that I am your cross talk under pressure. Now I ask you, can stand-up cross talk speak?"

Yue Yupeng was confused: "Single-mouthed? I haven't said it before. The master said that I have average skills..."

Director Liu is a big man. He smashed his head. Putonghua is not standard: "Hammer! The leader of the Cultural and Artistic Troupe likes to listen to cross talk, and he asked me why I chose you. I gave him a ticket! So, This show can’t be withdrawn! Did you know that? You can give it to Laozi! You have to finish it all alone!"

Yue Yupeng panicked even more: "I...I don't know..."

Director Liu said angrily: "Hold it up! If you raked in today, you would like to go to the Spring Festival Gala again in the future."

Yue Yupeng's eyes were red with fright.

The director's words are not bragging. You have to know that even the legendary characters like Lao Zhao Lao Chen are sealed off by saying that they are only sealed. What is a mere Yue Yupeng?

However, Yue Yupeng really wouldn't talk about stand-up comedy, and, when this situation suddenly appeared, his heart was upset, how could he perform?

He wanted to cancel the performance, but the director quit.

Director Liu can't do anything about it. This year's director position is not easy to come by. If you don't do a good job, it will be over! The head of the headquarter personally came to the scene to support, but the favorite crosstalk show was gone. Although it is not a crime, it is impossible to escape from poor work.

Yue Yupeng suddenly turned his head and found Li Tiezhu with his eyes. He didn't say anything, but the meaning was already obvious.

Li Tiezhu immediately shook his head and waved his hand.

Don't you want to eat glutinous rice balls, what a dog said! This is the Spring Festival Gala, not the small theater of Yunde Club!

Lengba also saw that the situation was not good, and pushed Li Tiezhu away: "Hurry up and change clothes and put on makeup..."

Yue Yupeng didn't force it, even didn't even open his mouth. He also knew that it was not appropriate to pull Li Tiezhu into the water on such a huge and important occasion.

But the director saw Yue Yupeng's gaze, he also knew that Li Tiezhu and Yue Yupeng had talked about cross talk, and immediately shouted: "Li Tiezhu, don't run! Come here!"

Li Tiezhu had to walk over and smiled: "Director, this is immoral..."

Director Liu completely gave up Mandarin and said: "I don't care! Anyway, there must be a cross talk today. I promised with the big leaders that he would not come to the scene. Give me face, go up and straighten! Leave it to me. If you are in trouble today, you just say to help or not!"

Li Tiezhu: "Brother Pao said that, but..."

Director Liu waved his hand: "Made But! I have watched the video where you and Yue Yupeng talked about cross talk in Yunde News Agency. The level is very high, and there is absolutely no problem with your normal performance."

Li Tiezhu: "The scale..."

Director Liu: "Small the scale as much as possible, and the speed is slightly faster, it is not a big problem!"

"I don't know their words!"

"Then talk about the paragraph you said before!"

Li Tiezhu: "Remember a hammer! What did we say last time?"

Yue Yupeng began to roll his eyes: "Uh..."

Director Liu stomped anxiously: "Then play it on the spot, and the original program name is "Magic Chinese"."

Play on the spot?

What else? Yue Yupeng remembered the words, but Li Tiezhu couldn't pick it up.

At this time, the song and dance show is coming to an end.

In the intercom, there were inquiries from various departments, asking only one question, whether to cancel Yue Yupeng's cross talk show.

Director Liu gritted his teeth: "Attention from all departments, the cross talk show has been changed to performances by Yue Yupeng and Li Tiezhu, and the name of the show remains the same. Ugh~"

The overall situation is set!

Li Tiezhu and Yue Yupeng looked at each other, there was no way out.

Li Tiezhu just wanted to open his mouth and ask.

Yue Yupeng spoke first: "Brother Zhu, what are we talking about?"

Li Tiezhu: "I know a hammer. I'm afraid this year's Spring Festival Gala is not going to roll over..."

Yue Yupeng: "Overturned? What about us?"

Li Tiezhu pointed to the director: "The car crashed and killed! The driver doesn't panic, you panic with a hammer."

Director Liu touched his face and left. The driver couldn't get off even when the car overturned.

At this time, the second song and dance show ended. Reheman and Liu Xiaoshi came to the stage to report to everyone, with a slightly slower pace, obviously in order to give Li Tiezhu and Yue Yupeng more preparation time.

Yue Yupeng looked at Li Tiezhu crying.

Li Tiezhu: "Brother Yue, do you eat plums?"

Yue Yupeng: "Huh?"

What's the chicken slippery plum?

Almost all the actors who lined up nearby for the show had witnessed the beginning and the end of the emergency, and they all sympathized with Yue Yupeng and Li Tiezhu, especially Li Tiezhu. It was nothing short of a disaster.

Others suspected that Sun Chaoyue was the ghost of the old monster associated with it, and that he must have moved something.

...

In a luxury apartment somewhere in Kyoto.

A well-mannered middle-aged man hung up the phone, took a cigar, watched Reheman and Liu Xiaoshi who were procrastinating on TV, and shook his head slightly.

Next to him, a handsome young man with an inch head asked: "How is it?"

The middle-aged man said: "It's weird if the poison mistakenly admits..."

Inch man: "Who is the poison?"

"Sun Chao, that cross talk actor."

"Did the plan go wrong? A cross talk actor? Still teasing, what's so ruining about his voice?"

"The plan is correct, it's just..."

...

At the Spring Festival Gala, in the middle table of the first row, there were several old-school artists. Han Hong was peeling peanuts to a 60-year-old man next to him.

The old man waved his hand and said, "Watching the show, don't worry about it."

Han Hong: "Leader, isn't this that you like to eat spiced peanuts?"

The old man said: "I listen to cross talk, this kid Yue Yupeng is pretty good~www.readwn.com~ but his basic skills are almost inferior, but it is much better than those of XXX."

Han Hong smiled without saying a word.

At this time, Reheman reported on the stage: "Next, I would like to invite Yue Yupeng and Li Tiezhu to bring you the cross talk "Magic Chinese"."

The applause that should have sounded immediately, but it was dull for three seconds before it finally rang.

Because the audience was as confused as the leader.

Han Hong even dropped the peanuts on the table, and put the peanut shells in front of the leader, they were neatly arranged.

Leader: "Isn't his partner Sun Chao, the elephant? Li Tiezhu? This name is quite familiar."

Han Hong didn't know what happened, but he had already seen Li Tiezhu and Yue Yupeng on stage, so he had to say, "Can you be unfamiliar..."

I talk about him every day in front of you, if you don't remember it, it would be a failure.

The big leader saw Li Tiezhu who was dark and sturdy on the stage, and he suddenly said, "Oh! The kid who donated to the school everywhere? He took three Grammy Li Tiezhu!"