Earthy Superstar
Chapter 817: : Brother Tree brought delicious food
Zhao Liya was stunned, but I am embarrassed to ask, on the show, not in private.
Nie Yao said, "Is it really a fire made with a must-have condom?"
Li Tiezhu threw the water ball to Nie Yao and did not answer. He took the firewood and started to run the fire, so that the fire was burned a little bit, but it would not be too big and waste the firewood.
Nie Yao was curious for a while, and couldn't help but play with it. How could he gather light!
...
One month later, the live barrage took off:
"Wuhu~ moved! Puff......"
"The must-have pregnancy is really an artifact of the world."
"Convex lens principle."
"Li Tiezhu: I never play cards according to common sense!"
"If I hadn't seen it with my own eyes, I would have to vomit serious brother shit."
"To be honest, I just tried it. I was in the Public Security Bureau. Well, WiFi is very fast here."
"Is it okay to use it?"
"Haha, Nie Yao is also starting to play, uncle, how reserved are you?"
"Another idol group was led by Li Tiezhu."
"I think back then, my brother Yao was also a piece of fresh meat..."
"The result was ruined by the pregnant condom?"
"Huh~ there is ambiguity!"
Aoting and his brothers in the United States are also watching the live broadcast. Well, they downloaded a penguin video. Now they can mostly speak Chinese. Language is not a barrier.
When he saw this scene, Aoting groaned. In the end times, it might become difficult to make a fire. In addition, the great Ain Peelah must have a lot of magical effects.
Ain Pera can never be wrong, this show is for Ain Pera to teach... a sermon.
It was last season, and it is the same for this season.
Therefore, Sleepy Dragon Odin said to his opponents: "Allocate a portion of the money from the fund library to buy a large number of obligatory condoms."
A guy said: "Camilla hasn't come back yet, are you in a hurry?"
Another said: "Moreover, she has to heal her injuries, I am afraid that she won't be able to use it for a while!"
Aoting angrily said: "Idiot! The must-have condom is a combat material. Did you watch your show in vain? How did Ain Peila teach us? It really disappointed me. What does it have to do with Baby Feng? He, no , She and we are brothers, so what do you still use?"
Everyone is convinced, and the truth is the same.
Odin missed his brother Camilla who had gone to Thailand for a while, and asked, "How is our armored force in Mexico?"
One of the subordinates replied: "The tank corps formed by the security company, with a total of 82 tanks and more than 30 armored vehicles, has successfully completed the preliminary training. Because it recruits veterans, it has formed combat effectiveness. Now it is Mexico. A force that readers are vying to hire. In a few years, it will surely double."
Aoting frowned: "It may not be so long, as the great Ain Peila said, the beginning of the end may be a virus, and then the abnormal zombies..."
A short man with rosacea said: "Our training base in Frerik has recently had multiple cases of pneumonia, such as e-cigarette disease, but the hospital could not detect it. There are also many infections in nearby residents, I suggest First close the training base and isolate the relevant personnel."
Oting didn't think much, nodded in agreement.
Then, they continued to watch Ain Pera's "Seminar Show"...the first episode of the second season of "Fak Primitives" with a pious attitude.
...
The program team reminded: "Complete the task of making a fire, get 2 points."
A staff member handed two marbles to Li Tiezhu.
Li Tiezhu took care of the flames first, and then waved his hand: "Waiter, order food!"
The program team moved that big board up again.
Li Tiezhu discussed with Nie Yao and Zhao Liya, and said, "Half a catty of pork and a catty of rice."
Soon, they exchanged marbles for the ingredients they wanted.
Li Tiezhu pointed to the board that was being removed and said, "Why is there no salt on it?"
There is no salt, MSG, light soy sauce, and oil consumption are all available.
Wang Zhengyu made a secret mistake: "I will make up for it when I look back..."
Li Tiezhu: "No chance! Hehehe! Let's talk about Wang Jiafang. Hehehe..."
This is a skill learned from Huang Sanshi. This skill is only effective for Wang Jia Fang, referred to as Wang Jia's bug challenge technique. As long as he picks out his loopholes, he can be forced to make a certain compromise.
There is a sign on Wang Zhengyu's face... Fang Dirty (panic).
Li Tiezhu said: "You don't even have salt, how did you become a director? You are still an old variety show planner, HE! TUI~ Just say what to do!"
Nie Yao was stunned, how could he be like this?
Zhao Liya helped her voice: ""Oh Huo Primitive" has a very good reputation. The first season is very popular all over the world. It won't hit your hands, right? Tsk tsk... This is only the first issue, so this kind of scandal happened!"
Wang Zhengyu raised his hand: "Okay! I'll give you a bag of salt."
Li Tiezhu: "Do you look down on us? Do we lack a bag of salt for you? Lack! However, we are paying attention to the quality of this program and the professionalism of the program group!"
Wang Zhengyu gritted his teeth: "A bag of salt plus two sausages, no more, or I will turn my face!"
Zhao Liya: "You are still turning your face, you are embarrassed..."
Li Tiezhu stopped him: "Okay. Wang Jiafang will eat soft or hard, so I will cheat him next time."
As a result, Li Tiezhu and the others harvested two more sausages.
Wang Zhengyu also asked people to add salt on the board, asking for 100 points.
Improper person.
Barrage:
"This is a bit of Huang Laoxie's demeanor."
"Just kidding, Brother Li Tiezhu Mushroom House!"
"Compared to the previous season, this season only has the meaning of an enhanced version of "Mushroom House"."
"Last season was too difficult."
"I'm kidding, Li Tiezhu's hometown is rich in products, and the magical place where bacon grows on the bamboo joints!"
"Li Tiezhu has a good relationship with his old family."
"The rural people are simple."
"Fuck! Wang Jiafang is a good dog!"
"100 points? Seriously? Excessive."
Here, Li Tiezhu explained the technique of building a clay stove, and went to the edge of the cliff to pick up some clay bricks and came back so that Zhao Liya and Nie Yao could build the stove, while he himself went to the bamboo forest with an axe and a kitchen knife.
Half an hour later, Li Tiezhu came back, holding three bamboo bowls, two bamboo tubes of water, several pairs of bamboo chopsticks, a bamboo spatula, and... a bamboo soup spoon.
By the way, the mushrooms were washed for nothing.
But these two were so dizzy that they hadn't set up a stove yet.
Li Tiezhu didn't say anything, everyone in the city was like that, with good eyes and low hands.
He took over the work and finished it in one minute. He sat on the iron pan, chopped the half-fat and half-lean pork into pieces and fry in the pan, then added mushrooms, stir-fried, added salt, water, and then added rice.
Stir-fried pork with mushrooms and stewed rice, especially fragrant.
Time is coming to a point.
On the ridge east of Lion Cliff, a row of villagers squatted, one by one, holding large bowls or porcelain basins filled with oily food. These guys laughed at Li Tiezhu and the three of them while eating, their laughter was too rampant.
Yes, ridicule, Chi Guoguo's ridicule.
It's one thing for them to like Li Tiezhu, another thing to laugh at them, huh, do you Tiezhu have today?
The villagers made no secret of their emotions and were too simple.
Another one squatted in the corner of a paddy field, and laughed the loudest while eating while shit, and it was no surprise that others turned a blind eye.
The village chief was also on the ridge, with his three children, one of them was beaten and cryed by him. The reason was that the baby came back from school to see Li Tiezhu, and there were twins who were crying and eating.
The program crew occasionally gave them a shot, but they didn't dare to take more shots.
Let's put it this way, compared to the three of Li Tiezhu who were having a picnic, the dozens of people on the ridge looked more primitive.
Brother Tree is different, the whole village is eating, he doesn't have...the noodles he eats.
Therefore, he previously told Li Tiezhu that his wife cooks bacon at home. It was just to coax ghosts. His family can only afford to eat bacon to have ghosts, and they are all poor and maggots.
The tree brother walked over with the washbasin of the dressing noodles, because the temperament was so refined, the program staff did not dare to stop him.
The man walked coquettishly, turned a corner to Li Demin's early pea field, pinched a small handful of pea tips and threw them into his own basin, stirred and sucked. Then, he changed a tricky angle, jumped off a few ridges and walked towards the three "primitives."
Wang Zhengyu finally couldn't help it, and asked, "This fellow, what's the matter with you?"
The tree brother is not a bird. "Go away and go away. I asked my Zhuer to set the dragon gate. I haven't seen him for many years. I miss him very much."
Li Tiezhu greeted him with a pleasant surprise. Brother Tree was a well-known mentally retarded person from a distance of ten miles and eight villages. He was even more handicapped than Li Tiezhu. Even the program crew had heard of his name and didn't dare to provoke him.
If my tree brother can give me something to eat personally, will the show crew dare to care?
"Brother Tree! What brings you here?"
"Ah, I'll be on Harbin TV, yeah! I'll bring you something to eat by the way."
The tree brother was not surprised, and even stroked the hair style of the chicken coop.
Li Tiezhu looked at the broth and watery noodles in his basin and the tuft of raw pea tips without any interest.
"Brother Tree, you eat by yourself, we have something to eat."
"Hey! Be polite with me? You said you were polite with me? You are the one who I drop, and you are the one you drop. Come on, get it!"
As soon as Tree Brother stretched out his hand, he took out...a little milk dog from his dirty suit pocket.
"Wang Wu~"
Li Tiezhu stayed, and quickly caught up.
"How does this make it?"
Li Tiezhu is really stupid, co-authored, I don’t have enough to eat, so I need to raise one more, right? The appetite of this little milk dog is not smaller than that of Zhao Liya!
Li Tieshu smiled domineeringly: "You are welcome! You and I, two brothers, just scream... Eat it while it's hot, the meat is tender, I just stole it from your second uncle's house."
Okay!
It turned out to be the cub of rhubarb.
Li Tiezhu couldn't laugh or cry: "Thanks."
The tree brother waved his hand, sucking the noodles, and circled Zhao Liya to look around. It was so beautiful. Then, the village chief twisted his ears and dragged him away, and was given the most vicious curse.
However, Coyotito stayed.
Nie Yao came over to touch the dog: "It looks delicious~www.readwn.com~ Then, the little milk dog grabbed his fingers and started to suck.
Li Tiezhu: "Not weaned yet."
Nie Yao sighed: "Keep it first, you can really eat it? What tree brother, I believe you, I believe you, the dog said that you are mixed (nosy)..."
That's right, Uncle Nie Yao was so angry that his native dialect came out.
Zhao Liya loves dogs very much, she hugs her and comforts her: "Hey? We will meet him the first day here, indicating that we are predestined, shall we raise him? First of all, we must choose a name! Today is not easy, we have to take it. A meaningful name..."
Li Tiezhu: "Call it a must-have condom."
Nie Yao: "Puff...you are so crazy..."
Zhao Liya's expression also changed: "I'll take a name, so I'll call... Oh Huo! Hahaha! It's Oh Huo, the three of us are primitive people, just right!"
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