Earthy Superstar
Chapter 837: : The cow is lost
The pheasant was mocked by the barrage:
"Ha ha ha ha……"
"How about giving such a big man to my son?"
"Brother Pheasant is really an improper person!"
"It's pitiful to crawl with shit."
"Fuck! Fully powered on? What kind of fairy luck is this?"
"Jianshi Cang'er has changed the poverty and backwardness of the primitive man's home with her own efforts."
"Little cute, full of European spirit."
"Puff... two potatoes."
"Brother Pheasant's luck is worse than his face!"
"Stupid enemy, I believe it, hahaha..."
"The ridicule from the filial son is the deadliest!"
The pheasant pressed the dark green peaked cap, his face was speechless, I really believe in a hairy light, only your godfather that stupid fork is in his twenties and I still look at Ouchman, but it is also the same as his IQ and EQ. There is no difference between children, sometimes lack of pumping and sometimes dull.
She laughed and her eyes were like crescent crescents. They were very cute, and the pheasant couldn't get angry even if she wanted to be angry.
Soon, they came to the bamboo shed.
Li Tiezhu was wrapping Ye'erba, which was harvested in Shanwan, and glutinous rice flour and other ingredients were bought with points. Zhao Liya and Nie Yao are also learning to wrap Yeerba, which is also called Zhuerba, because it is a dumpling with meat stuffed on the bale, which looks like a fat pig.
For this reason, Nie Yao was still sour: "Just to make this Yeerba, it cost seven points. Then I wanted to eat sauerkraut fish last time, but only five points. Why are you so picky?"
Li Tiezhu: "You are not my godson! If you call me Dad, I will buy it for you too!"
Nie Yao: "..."
It makes sense! Or is mine wrong?
Zhao Liya's black-bellied rabbit hit the fire again: "Brother Yao, call! Ask someone to make you pickled cabbage fish."
Nie Yao glared at Zhao Liya, and took out the phone to turn off the hotspot.
Zhao Liya quickly admitted: "Okay, okay! I'm not kidding, Brother Yao will do well, don't turn off the hot spots, I'm still playing movies..."
Nie Yao: "Old Nie doesn't show off, do you really treat me as a WiFi tool?"
Zhao Liya: "No, absolutely not. What about...there is a feces, and his father!"
Li Tiezhu wiped his hand on Nie Yao, greeted him with a smile, ran across the two ridges to pick up the feces, took off his schoolbag, and threw it to Brother Pheasant.
"So heavy? Is it your bag?"
"Yes. Jiashi Pei'er feels sorry for me, saying that he wants to help me share the burden..."
"When I was a kid, my dad never let me carry heavy things, he still carried me. Why did you become a father?"
"Uh……"
Pheasant brother feels very innocent. When I was a child, my dad never cheated me, he beat me up and held me chained.
Jiao Cang'er kissed Li Tiezhu's face, grinned and called a godfather, and then began to whisper and talk, there was no clue. For a while he said that the enemy stole his pizza, another said that his mother was pregnant with a baby, and another said that the kindergarten aunt likes to pinch his nose...
He will be in the first grade next year. It will be more difficult for him to come out to play when he goes to school, so Li Tiezhu invited him and Brother Pheasant to come here.
These are two guests personally invited by Li Tiezhu, so he knows who is coming this issue.
Suddenly scooped up and said to Li Tiezhu: "Goddamn, my mommy quarreled with my stupid enemy again."
Pheasant: "Hello!"
Li Tiezhu: "Why quarrel?"
Crawling with shit: "My mom said that the enemy fart when she sleeps with her."
Pheasant: "..."
Li Tiezhu: "Hahahahaha!"
Crawling with shit: "God father, do you fart in bed?"
Li Tiezhu shook his head: "I generally don't let it go, unless I can't help it."
Jiashi Cang'er said with joy: "From then on, you can sleep with my mommy, let the idiot sleep with me, I am not afraid of the idiot fart, because I will fart too! Haha!"
Pheasant: "Hello? Your harbor?"
Crawling with shit: "Stupid enemy, let's talk about normal hair."
Pheasant: "..."
Li Tiezhu took another bite of shit, this godson is really filial!
He said: "What are you in a hurry? Tong Yan Wuji, I won't really sleep with Cai sister... the point is that you didn't hear it?"
Pheasant said: "The point is, my son lets you sleep with my wife!"
Crawling with shit: "You're so stingy, dumb enemy, you said we are all a family..."
Pheasant: "Godfather can only sleep with godmother! Do you understand? This section is reduced! Climbing shit, my mommy, godfather, godmother, are your family members, but godfather and godmother are Together, Dadi and Mommy are a pair, do you understand?"
The barrage is dense again:
"Wow! Great filial son, this is..."
"Brother Pheasant's face is green."
"Is the hat green?"
"Fuck, fuck! The green hat that Pheasant Brother really wears!"
"Sister Cai: My son is really filial."
"Great filial piety!"
"Brother Chicken took off his hat, hahahaha..."
The pheasant took off his hat and wanted to continue to explain to Jiao Cang Er.
She didn't understand or listen, and her thoughts jumped: "I forgot to bring the concave-convex man armor that Godmother gave me... Godfather will love it."
Pheasant: "What belt to bring, your godfather is such a big man..."
Li Tiezhu: "Where did you buy it? Will it shine? Brother Pheasant, have you gone to Kyoto? No, I have to call Zhuer and ask her to buy a set for me too..."
Pheasant: "..."
Crawling with shit: "Believe in the light!"
Li Tiezhu: "Believe in the light!"
The Heiwaer who followed not far away murmured: "We will always believe in the light and guard the light!"
Climbing **** is so cute.
At this moment, Hei Wa'er was shocked suddenly and roared! Apart from sister Camilla, there are no women in our organization, and she is not a purebred woman. Although the brothers have responded well, but...the number is too small, and the yield per mu will not be high.
You still have to have a woman. There is no woman in the doomsday, that is really the doomsday!
The inheritance of civilization requires the reproduction of human beings.
Well, this is a problem!
Walking away quietly, Hei Wa'er took out a small notebook to record, and drew five little suns, and then added another little sun.
Ever since... the first six-level light "oracles" of Ain Peelah appeared! ! !
At least, what he personally marked is the sixth light. As to whether it will be approved by the organization, that is another matter.
And on the top of the sixth-level light "oracle", what was recorded was Ye Erba's detailed production methods and craftsmanship, and there was only a small sun.
Jiashixiaer likes to eat Yeerba very much, but children should not eat more of this stuff, otherwise they will easily accumulate food.
After breakfast, Wang Zhengyu led an old farmer over.
According to the previous model, it is now time for the director to release the task of the day.
Wang Zhengyu said, "This is Li Fengchang. His cow has been lost. Now the village chief has sent someone to find it. Do you want to find it? If you find it, you will be rewarded with 10 points."
Zhao Liya: "Of course I have to help find it, I have to look for points or not."
Nie Yao: "The points are still needed."
Li Tiezhu asked, "When did your cow lose it?"
Old farmer Li Fengchang said: "Uncle, do you ask Daniel or Maverick?"
"Lost two cows? When did Daniel lose?"
"Found it this morning."
"What about the Mavericks?"
"I haven't seen you this morning."
"Uh...what are their characteristics?"
"Da Niu or Mavericks?"
"Let’s talk about Daniel first."
"Da Niu is black."
"The Mavericks muttered?"
"The Mavericks are also black."
"Criticize nonsense! It's all the same, why did you ask me to ask separately?"
"Because Daniel is mine."
"Where is the Maverick?"
"It's mine too."
"..."
Nie Yao patted Li Tiezhu on the shoulder and thought, now do you know how we feel when we meet you? Lijiacun is truly outstanding!
Barrage:
"This farmer uncle is also very reasonable and well-founded..."
"Uncle is very cautious in the face of problems!"
"This is not the uncle, this is the big nephew!"
"Uncle: I'm just playing~"
"This uncle must have read Mr. Lu Xun's article, and he has the essence."
"The last time I was so speechless was the last time."
"Pay attention to people."
"This is absolutely not the screenwriter of the show crew, they are not at this level."
"Ha ha ha ha……"
"Why did I suddenly think of Brother Tree?"
"It's absolutely impossible. Brother Tree has all broken his legs and only one hand is left."
"He's Tree Brother!"
"Right……"
Zhao Liya held back a smile and said, "No, what is there to ask? Don't all cows look like that? Go to the mountains and find two cows. It must be his."
Li Tiezhu: "That's right..."
So everyone went to look for the cow separately, Nie Yao and Brother Pheasant, Li Tiezhu and Zhao Liya crawled all the way with their excrement.
As soon as he reached the edge of the cliff, Li Tiezhu stopped: "No!"
Zhao Liya: "What's wrong?"
Li Tiezhu said: "There are many villagers looking for cattle. People should have been sent to the southeast, northwest and northeast of this mountain, but there must be no one to go there!"
"Where?"
"Come with me."
"Where to go?"
"Of course to go to Tree Brother's house!"
Li Tiezhu was right and confident.
Zhao Liya suddenly realized, but she felt a little unbelievable: "Brother Tree broke his leg, and was almost caught two days ago...Yes, he is Brother Tree!"
Brother Tree, a man who is good at creating miracles!
They first came to Li Tieshu's new home. There was no one. Wang Dagang must have gone to play mahjong. The whereabouts of Brother Shu were erratic, and he usually wouldn't stay at home.
However, they decided to visit Brother Tree's old house again.
Moo~
Li Tiezhu rolled his eyes only when he walked outside the courtyard wall~www.readwn.com~, the cow's cry was too clear.
Call the barrage good guys!
"Isn't it really Tree Brother?"
"Tie Zhu is so witty."
"Looking at the editing of the program group, you know that it is Brother Tree, otherwise, would you give Li Tiezhu such a detailed close-up?"
"There is also Zhao Liya's reaction, it should be."
"Brother Tree wants to eat beef?"
"So, the biggest guy in this show is actually Tree Brother!"
"Fucking! The sound of cows..."
"I knew it was Brother Tree who was acting as a demon again."
"How can a serious person doing research be considered a demon?"
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