Easy on Me, Snookums
Chapter 698:
"Well, we also have to think about it. You always have to give us time and space to think, are you right?" Kang Shaonan came up with an expedient solution.
"Time and space? What can I do if you are rough or not? It's fairer too." The headed man in black said disdainfully.
"Then you don't hurry up and let all your people retreat?" Gu Sen looked at the wolf-like subordinates around him, and unconsciously leaned towards Shen Xinrou.
"Get out? Or I will open a hotel for you again, take a shower and change clothes, and have a good rest for the night?" The man in black asked tentatively.
"That couldn't be better."
"What a shit! You are asking for me. It is polite to let you stay on your side. I urge you to know each other and hand over the skins of these two girls. We can let you two make a living. Otherwise, Haha, let's go to **** together!"
After all, the man in black took the lead to leave here, and then, the surrounding people also dispersed in half.
"What can we do?" Shen Xinrou looked at Gu Sen, "We continue to stay here, it's just mermaid meat. It's better to leave the two of you..."
"What are you talking about?" Kang Shaonan interrupted Shen Xinrou's words, "you and Xiaoxiao are unsure whether you are alive or dead here. Can Gu Sen and I leave you behind? Are we still men?"
Yu Xiao sat down, "But now we are all in this cage, no one can get out of the body, without a back hand, isn't the result still the same? Humans are swords, I am fish..."
According to Kang Shaonan’s analysis, this iron cage is made of black iron, and the distance between each iron pillar is just enough to jam a person, and this iron cage is underground. The haunted house is often air-conditioned. If it gets stuck, Heat expansion and cold contraction, then the distance between the iron pillars will get closer and closer, which can completely suffocate a person to death, so they can't fight hard, but can only outsmart.
"Let's call the troops for help. Fortunately, they didn't take our mobile phone." After Gu Sen finished speaking, he took out his mobile phone from his pocket, but this decision was immediately rejected by Kang Shaonan.
"If there is a signal, they won't leave without worry."
Sure enough, after taking out the phone, Gu Sen really found that the phone didn't even have a signal.
"It seems that a signal bottle shield is installed here." Gu Sen murmured to himself, "But we can find a place with a signal. For example, outside?"
"Good idea, this task is up to you!"
"Look at me." Gu Sen was full of confidence, and everyone put their hope on him.
Finally, he was able to perform well in front of the person he liked. Gu Sen yelled very grandiosely: "Big Brother!" "Is this the way you said?" Kang Shaonan couldn't help turning around and couldn't bear to look straight.
"What's the matter, yelling." The guard walked over slowly, "Do you know if you have delayed your drinking? Tell me if you have anything!"
"That's it. There are two women here. I have a sudden urgency, but I can't solve it here." Gu Sen whispered to the guard, because he didn't want Shen Xinrou to hear it. This would ruin the tallness of himself in his heart. Image.
"What?" The guard said loudly: "You have a urgency, it's okay, you will solve it right here, anyway, tomorrow these two women are dying, what else are you embarrassed about? Masters are really not ashamed."
The guard yelled, Gu Sen's beautiful image was all over.
"That's it, brother, when I look at the girls, something is wrong, there are girls here, I...I can't pee."
When the guard heard this, he first looked at Gu Sen from head to toe, then looked at Kang Shaonan next to him, and immediately understood, "It turns out that's the case, you are very poor, come out with me."
Gu Sen looked treacherously successful, and turned his head to make a v gesture.
"Brother Guard, let him out if he tells you what?"
As a result, the guard said without returning his head: "Impotence!"
Gu Sen staggered and looked back at Shen Xinrou, only to see her surprised and dull eyes, heart broken.
For the hero to save the United States, I really spared it. This time, the hero has become a eunuch.
Just thinking about it, I went to a small wood next to the Three Brothers Park. "Go on, don't play any tricks, or you will look good."
Gu Sen nodded quickly, and then pretended to untie his belt.
"Hurry up," the guard kept urging, "don't dare."
"Don't worry," Gu Sen said slowly, "I am not only suffering from impotence, but also prostatitis!"
It took five or six minutes before Gu Sen came out of the woods, and the guards had nothing to say.
Back in the iron cage, Gu Sen was very comfortable, "Everything is ok, they will be able to pick us up tomorrow morning."
Kang Shaonan helped Yu Xiao to sit down: "Don't worry, we will be fine."
Then, Yu Xiao quietly leaned on Kang Shaonan's shoulder, "I believe you, husband."
What Gu Sen saw was greedy, jealous and envy, and soon night fell. "Today we may be like this for the night. Just now I heard that you two seem to have a cold and are sneezing. Otherwise, cover your clothes!" Kang Shaonan suggested.
"Yes, if you get sick in such a ghost place, it will be no good." Gu Sen and Kang Shaonan both took off their coats and handed them to Yu Xiao and Shen Xinrou.
"Thank you husband." Of course, it was Kang Shaonan who helped Yu Xiao to put it on, but Gu Sen could not express his feelings and could only look at Shen Xinrou.
"Otherwise," Yu Xiao said to Kang Shaonan, "I'll sleep with Xinrou in the past. It's even warmer with two people. You should stay with Gu Sen."
Then, Yu Xiao relied on Xinrou, and the two fell asleep. Yu Xiao is because Kang Shaonan is here, and people who trust him can feel at ease by the side, while Shen Xinrou is because of the hard work of the day.
In short, two people sleep very sweetly. Gu Sen and Kang Shaonan can only watch from one side.
"You said, can we survive this catastrophe safely?" Gu Sen asked Kang Shaonan next to him.
"It's hard to tell."
There was no sleep all night, and when it was dark the next day, Yu Xiao was woken up by Kang Shaonan. "Wake up, Xiaoxiao."
Sleepy Yu Xiao rubbed her eyes, "What happened to my husband?"
"The troops have not arrived yet, we are probably in danger." Gu Sen rushed to answer, "Aren't you afraid?"
Yu Xiao said bravely: "As long as you are there," she took Kang Shaonan's hand: "I'm not afraid at all." "Then let us tide over the difficulties together." Kang Shaonan looked at Yu Xiao dozingly. Sweet needless to say.
And Gu Sen thought in his heart: If he must not escape this catastrophe, he must tell Shen Xinrou that he likes her, at least, without regrets.
The last thing I want to see still happened. Hearing the approaching footsteps, Kang Shaonan squeezed Yu Xiao's hand.
"Well, young man, you should think about it this time!" The man in black is still dressed yesterday, in a black robe, "Hand over those two women, and forgive you not to die."
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