Easy on Me, Snookums

The water in the lotus pond has a faint smell. After Bai Chi drank the water, his mouth also gave off a strange smell, which he could no longer control.

Pressing on the chest cavity and doing artificial respiration for dozens of seconds, Bai Chi spit out and woke up.

Looking at Situ Qing in front of him in a daze, and the two little girls, he realized that he had fallen into the pond.

"I was scared to death!" Thinking of the moment before falling into the pond, helpless came to his mind again, clutching Situ Qing's hand and looking helplessly at his face.

"You deserve to be scared to death. How old are you? Is it important to pick lotus? You don't know how to water, it's easy to drown, you know? Sakura and Momoka are paying attention to safety, you are not as good as them? Big brainless! You are a typical chestless brain!" Even though her face was still pale, Situ Qing couldn't control her anger, with a stern face, training her mercilessly like those little soldiers.

"I..." I'm still very fragile now, okay, do you want to scold me so hard?

There was no human touch at all. With a cry of "I", Bai Chichi flattened his mouth and lowered his head.

"Uncle, don't scold Sister Bai, okay? She didn't mean it." Sakura took her uncle's arm and asked in a low voice.

Xiao Tao also hugged Bai Chichi's head and said softly, "Sister Bai, don't be afraid, uncle will protect you."

Situ Qing had a cold face, frowned lightly, glanced at his niece, and hummed: "Why should I protect her? Wouldn't she protect herself when she is so big? Stupid!"

"I'm sorry to trouble you." Even if she had a thicker skin, she was panicking and regretting now, but he kept saying her, she couldn't accept it.

A sentence that sounds very polite, in fact, has brought a lot of points to the relationship between the two people.

This tone, angry?

Realizing that his attitude was a bit overdone, Situ Qing kept his face straight and did not take her stubbornly.

"Go to change clothes, go back to school, or go home?" Look at her, muddy and muddy all over, as dirty as it is.

"Just send Sakura and Peach home. There seems to be a suburban bus ahead. I'll go home alone. It's okay."

I don't want to get his Hummer dirty. People love his car. She is a big brainless idiot. She is not qualified to infect other people's car, she thought bitterly.

Recalling the strange ambiguity between the two before departure, and the attitude he had just despised, she felt a little bored.

"Get in the car!" He frowned, threw two words, grabbed her by the wrist and violently pulled her from the ground.

Bai Chichi shook his wrist vigorously with one hand, while refusing his kindness extremely sincerely.

"No, no, I don't want to get your car dirty."

"You made me dirty, what is the car?"

People dirty? How did she soil others? No, there is no real relationship...

Giving her artificial respiration, he is equivalent to kissing the mud, didn't she dirty him?

Just now it was an emergency and it was too late to think about it, and now the smell in his mouth made him crazy.

She also had a nymphomaniac look, and she saw that her brain was short-circuited again.

stupid! moron!

After a while, Situ Qing opened the car door and forced her into the car.

Sakura and Momo also caught up and jumped into the car.

"No need, I can do it myself! You'd better go home and take a bath..." Bai Chichi, who got in the car, was still lobbying hard, but he only snarled impatiently: "Shut up. !"

This man, really.

She was a little bit stingy, but now she has figured it out.

He saved her again, this was the third time. No matter what he said or did, she should be grateful to him.

The benefactor is so dirty now that she must be very uncomfortable, she sincerely wants him to take a bath earlier.

The car drove faster than before, and Situ Qing was very familiar with the road conditions, took a short cut, and drove directly in the direction of Bai Chichi's home.

Bai Chichi still wanted to refuse, and glanced at Situ Qing from the rear mirror. He was suppressed by his dark face, and he did not dare to speak any more.

Until she reached the alley of her house, Situ Qing stopped. Bai Chi Chi smiled and said, "Classmate Qing, thank you, goodbye!" Situ Qing's face was still poker-like, like she had committed some heinous crime.

"Sakura Komomo, goodbye!"

"Goodbye Sister Bai, remember to come again tomorrow!"

"Get off the bus and take Teacher Bai home with me!"

"Ah? No need, really..." She was going to be flattered, why did she send it home.

"To shut up!"

Sakura, Xiaomoo listened to her uncle and jumped out of the car obediently.

"Sister Bai, in fact, uncle is not worried about you." Sakura explained kindly.

"I won't be to this kind of breast..." The brainless woman was worried, half-talking, Situ Qing still swallowed it back.

Don't always enter this kind of words into the child's subconscious mind. He wants to prevent his two dearest nieces from turning into brainless women in the future.

"Classmate Qing, if you are still angry with me, criticize me as you want. I am not angry with you, really." Bai Chichi smiled brightly, but Situ Qing spit out more impatiently. Words.

"lead the way!"

Turning around and locking the car, Bai Chichi smiled flatteringly, and replied, "Well, classmate Qing, please here."

They were seen as monsters along the way, and many people were covering their mouths and noses, as if they were lepers, Situ Qing was all uncomfortable.

When he arrived at Bai Chichi's house, she turned around to pull Xiaoying Xiaotao away, but she took his arm.

"Student Qing, you must be uncomfortable like this. Why don't you come to our house for a bath."

Taking a bath, like eating ice cream on a hot day, is quite tempting.

The smell on his body made him unbearable, and the eyes of passersby made him crazy.

But she still didn't want to take a bath at the idiot's house, and was pulled by her while hesitating: "Go, classmate Qing, there is no one in my house."

"Uncle, go, the smell on your body is so bad that we don't want to smell home again." Sakura covered her nose and kept fanning her hands.

"That's right, uncle, you and Sister Bai take a bath quickly."

What is this little girl talking about?

Bai Chichi blushed, with an awkward smile on her face, and shook her head violently at Xiao Tao: "No way, I can't wash it with your uncle, we have to wash separately. Do you understand?"

Xiao Tao stared at Bai Chichi with a stunned expression: "Did I say you wash them together?"

"Ah? No?" Bai Chichi's eyes rolled up, recalling what Xiaotao said just now.

Ahem, as if she didn't really say to let them wash together.

Think too much, Bai Chi, you are really an idiot and a idiot.

His face turned red, and his awkward look didn't know where to look.

She was idiot again, and he couldn't bear it.

He frowned slightly and asked her impatiently, "Do you have a key?"

"Yes, of course." Bai Chichi let go of his arm, squatted down, and fumbled under the door, then he found out the key in a while.

Opening the door, several people filed in.

Bai Chichi's home is very small, with only one bedroom, one living room, one kitchen and one bathroom. It is simple, very clean, and has almost no furniture.

Home appliances, there is only an old 19-inch color TV set on a generous stool.

No wonder idiots are so short of money, it really doesn't look like rich. Seeing everything in her humble home, Situ Qing frowned unconsciously.

"Sakura Komomo, you sit here and watch TV. I'll take a shower first. Soon, I'll be fine in five minutes." She wants to finish the wash quickly so that he can wash it earlier.

"Student Qing, sit down too, my plastic stool is not afraid of getting dirty." Bai Chi went to take a red plastic stool and put it behind Situ Qing.

"Go!" He said coldly, and Bai Chichi agreed, and quickly took out a tender pink dress from the simple cloth closet.

Glancing at Situ Qing, seeing that he was not looking at her, she grabbed her underwear in her hand, quickly wrapped it in her dress and ran into the bathroom.

When Situ Qing turned on the TV, the picture was not clear at all, a lot of snowflakes.

"Oh, how do you watch this kind of TV?" Kozakura muttered. She hadn't watched such a terrible TV when she grew up.

Situ Qing took out the remote control and pressed left and right buttons. After a while, the picture became clear.

As expected, Bai Chichi washed quickly, and the fragrance came out in five minutes.

When I walked to the TV, I stopped involuntarily.

Her TV has never been so clear before. She tried many times and tried to make it clear, but to no avail.

"Student Qing, did you adjust it? You are amazing! I admire you so much! Tsk tsk tsk, really amazing!" She said eagerly, she lied to the TV, admiring it.

Looking left and right, the picture is indeed perfect.

He was still standing aside and glanced at her stupidity coldly, but couldn't help but feel a little smug in his heart.

Idiot, not too idiot, I still know how to appreciate the wisdom of others.

She was pleased, as if she couldn't believe it, bent over to the bottom of the TV and clicked on the platform to see if every channel was so clear.

His gaze moved away from her excited face, and as she bent over, he looked at the TV screen, and then from the TV screen to her pink dress.

Finally, when he fixed his gaze on the bottom of her skirt, he couldn't help holding his breath.

Her close-fitting elastic skirt was too short, so bent and poked, the tender lotus root-like thighs swayed in front of him, and even the semicircle under her hips was looming in her movement...

See no evil, don't see evil, thinking in his heart, even if he looked away, his whole body was still hot.

He is a normal man. It is a man who sees this kind of scene, can he not watch it?

After moving away for a while, his eyes floated back unconsciously.

It's not that he forced to watch, but she didn't pay attention, and she couldn't blame him.

He tightened his throat, forced himself, and moved away from the alluring scenery.

"Uncle, what were you looking at just now, the expression was weird..." Sakura's words made Situ Qing's face flushed, but at this moment, Xiao Tao spoke loudly to cover up the embarrassment.

"Wow, sister Bai, your **** is so white."

Bai Chichi was changing channels wholeheartedly, just like when others praised her, his humble words came out smoothly.

"Why, your **** is whiter than mine."

No, it’s generally said that your skin is whiter than mine. Why do you talk about your **** this time?