Easy on Me, Snookums

Listen, do you hear this is what a good friend should say?

Bai Chichi rolled his eyes and robbed her of her: "What do you see? Everyone sees me. Everyone wants to imprison me. You are purely romantic novels. You have read too many novels, and your thinking is extremely pedantic and unhealthy. ."

Xin Xiaozi shook her head and said, "You, there is no help. Do you want to eat? Then go and eat. I'll go find my Xiao Leizi and make affection with him by the way. Let's go." She Not a few steps away, as if thinking of something again, he turned back and asked Bai Chichi.

"I said, how are you and your big chief? Have you become it?"

Bai Chichi blushed, his head hung down, and he whispered in a low voice: "If you can't do anything, you can't be a lady?"

"Damn! It looks like it's done! Tell me, is that guy particularly brave?" Xin Xiaozi spit wildly, as long as she talks about strong men, she is infinitely fascinated. It is a pity that she has never met the strong man she has been longing for. It is the biggest regret of regret.

They haven't contacted for too long since Xin Xiaozi went to travel. She tried to find her many times, but couldn't find it, so she didn't know many things.

Things have changed, and now Bai Chichi doesn't want to mention those things.

She raised her head, smiled indifferently, and said, "Where is such an exaggeration as you said, that is, an ordinary person."

Why not admit it, she did, and she was as cool as Xin Xiaozi, isn't she a man?

"Huh?" Xin Xiaozi stared at her incredulously, stunned, and said, "Isn't it? It's also an embroidered pillow? I looked at the muscles, the lines, and the dark skin, and he walked along. Oh, I think you still have reservations. He must be super strong in that aspect. Just tell me the truth. Are you worried that I will fancy his ability and grab it?"

Bai Chi Chi Khan! Brows twitched and twitched!

It was said that her brain was not normal. According to her, this classmate Xin Xiaozi was an abnormal fighter.

"What's messy, it doesn't mean that."

"That's right, sisters, although I am salivating for that type of man, but I also have a choice. Sisters are like brothers and feet, and men are like clothes. I will not disregard sisterhood for a stinky man. Let's talk about it. , How powerful is he, don't be afraid to scare me." After saying a big deal, she still wanted her to tell that, she was so sweaty.

Bai Chichi sighed and said helplessly: "Xiao Zi, please forgive me, don't ask. I am broken in love, I dumped that bastard."

Lost in love, but dumped again, obviously contradictory.

Now Xin Xiaozi put away her laughter, and carefully looked at Bai Chichi's little face. She was really broken in love, she had to comfort her.

"What's the matter, tell me."

While there was no one in the dormitory, Bai Chichi briefly recounted a few rounds between the two, and finally said that he broke up with her for Wenruo.

When I mention it again, my heart still inevitably hurts, and the bitter memory of waiting at the entrance of the registration office is still in sight.

After hearing her, Xin Xiaozi kicked the iron bedstead next to him with a "bang" and yelled: "Fuck you! What does he take you for? He wants it, just like a robber. . If you don’t want it, just dump it? Damn it! This kind of man, don’t want it!"

Hearing her denounce Situ Qing, Bai Chichi felt a little relieved.

Who knows that her cursing skills are first-rate, and she greets all the eighteenth generations of his ancestors in a short while.

Bai Chichi still couldn't listen anymore. He gently pulled her skirt and whispered, "Stop scolding, doesn't he have troubles? You said he owes Wenruo so much, and she must be terminally ill. Yes……"

"You, you! How can I say you are good! You are two hundred and five!" Xin Xiaozi pointed directly to Bai Chichi's forehead.

There was no way, but it was Bai Chichi's turn to coax her back.

"Okay, okay, don't be angry, I'm two hundred and five, two hundred and six. You hurry up to find your Xiao Leizi to make friends, ah, I am going to prepare for an internship."

Xin Xiaozi was almost cursing, but felt that the cursing was not enough, no! She had to take a good breath to the good sister and go to Situ's house to find him to settle accounts!

No matter what kind of illness she has, and what matters to her, she knows that her good friend can't suffer such grievances!

The idea was decided, she pretended to be relieved, patted Bai Chichi on the shoulder, and said: "Well, we will go to Chang'e Restaurant for dinner in the evening. The best way to treat broken love is to love again, I suggest You quickly find a replacement, and **** the **** to death."

Oh, yes, it's Lao Xing.

He is still good, Xin Xiaozi dared to guarantee that if Bai Chichi got into his bed, he would definitely be responsible.

Even if you are irresponsible and let the conservative-minded Bai Chichi break through the ideological level, and feel that it is no big deal to go to bed with others, it will be of great benefit to her, so set it!

Outside the door of Situ's house, Xin Xiaozi knocked on the door with a loud bang, tearing his throat and shouting: "Situ Qing! You bastard! Situ Qing! Come out! You ungrateful scumbag who always abandoned it! Don't you Be a tortoise! ​​Come out and give your grandma an explanation!"

That posture was like a shrew on the street, she was not afraid of being heard anyway, and the neighbors of her family knew that he was a badass.

"Situ Qing!" She yelled as she slapped the door. The door was suddenly pushed open from the inside, almost stumbling her.

On this day, it happened that Situ Yuan was on vacation, and he hid in his sister's house to enjoy the peace, and healed his dark sorrow after "broken love".

Where did Xin Xiaozi know that he was Situ Yuan, and after standing firm, he crouched on his hips and continued to curse: "You **** bastard, you still have to plant it! When you sleep, a woman puts on her pants and runs away. You are embarrassed. , Still a leading cadre of the army, I really feel sad that the army has **** like you!"

What do you mean when a woman puts on her pants and runs away? Qing put her to sleep?

Not really, look at her hair like a chicken coop, messy, and the clothes she wears are somewhat revealing.

That white delay is enough to cause headaches, this girl, if anyone talks to her, it doesn't seem to be a headache, she has nerves and whole body pain.

Situ Yuan frowned, his face sank, and said displeased: "Did you go to the wrong place? The gate of the mental hospital is open for hours. Don't come here to fool around! If you don't think you are a woman, I will just throw you away. Get out."

Oh? He even told her the whole thing, thinking she was a good citizen.

She raised her neck, raised her eyebrows, and asked him, "What's the matter? You want to pretend to have amnesia? Don't remember who I am?"

"It doesn't matter who you are! I'm not Situ Qing. It doesn't matter if he **** you or not you, it doesn't matter to me. Go!"

Nowadays, there are many wrongdoers for girls, so she can't guarantee that Situ Qing will not be on her. She insists on it, and still asks for money. They have money in their family, but they can't use it without principle to dispel this delusional woman who gets rich overnight.

"Damn! You have a kind, you don't pretend to know me! There is a kind of you that you don't even know Bai Chichi! You a chaotic bastard, a traditional little woman who sleeps when you say you sleep, Don’t forget it after sleeping. Both of them have agreed to register for the marriage, and you just dumped her because it didn’t count. What do you ask her to do in the future?"

Hearing Bai Chichi's name, Situ Yuan knew that this girl was not here to make trouble, but was here to make trouble for others.

I really don't see such a nervous woman, there is still a bit of loyalty.

He didn't know how Qing arranged Bai Chichi, and based on his understanding of Qing, he would certainly not treat her badly.

Of course, no matter what he did, Situ Qing did owe Bai Chichi.

The clean thing is his thing, and it is not wrong for him to scold him instead.

Thinking of this, he prepared her to scold him again, and said in a deep voice: "Do you think there is any way to compensate your friend. Just mention it, and the Situ family will try to meet her requirements."

This is still a human word, but there is still no way to calm her Xin Xiaozi.

She raised her eyebrows lightly and said, "Will you be satisfied? It's very simple, she just wants to sleep with you for the rest of your life. You can satisfy her. This is her only request."

Situ Yuan was almost choked to death by her words. Who are these people, sleeping on the left and sleeping on the right.

Seeing his embarrassment of eating dead flies, she finally figured out a little anger, but it was not enough.

"What's your expression? Didn't you sleep well when you slept late? You see that she has **** and thin waist. Which man doesn't like sleeping like this, you still suffer?"

It's unbearable, he can't listen anymore! Unbearable!

He frowned and snarled at her, "Stop talking, I am not Situ Qing, I am Situ Yuan!"

what? Xin Xiaozi then remembered that he had a **** brother, thinking that she still dreamed of seeing his twins back then, she was going to fall down.

Don't rush, it is probably a virtue.

She looked at the black-faced guy up and down, not to mention that it looked exactly the same from any angle.

She turned her eyeballs a few times, and then came up to her heart, stepped forward and took Situ Yuan’s arm, and said, "I think you are the same as Situ Qing, or you let her sleep, maybe she won’t recognize it. ."

He thought that her words were refined enough, but he didn't expect her to be more refined. He opened his mouth for a long time, and he just didn't know how to answer her words.

"Agree? Let's go! A man wants to confess to her tonight, we are going to Chang'e Restaurant for dinner, you go with me."

What mess is Bai Chichi's loss of love, why is she irritated and abnormal?

Situ Yuan shook her off with a black face, and said in a deep voice, "Don't be fooling around! Go back! If she needs any help, tell me and write down my phone number."

Xin Xiaozi ignored his words and asked him: "You really don't want to take care of your brother? I tell you, tonight, our surviving Yushu Deputy Dean Xing is going to confess to her. I will be in heaven. The cutest classmate Chichi in the underground just flew, don’t sleep, I’m flashing!"