Easy on Me, Snookums

"Okay, let Mr. Situ talk about the story of your relationship, and talk about when you first fell in love with the bride and how you took her down."

A word from the host brought them into the memory at the same time.

Situ Qing filtered all the details, and felt that the scene of the first meeting did not seem to be suitable for speaking in the public.

He stepped back and chose to start with the second meeting when Bai Chichi went to his home as a tutor.

"Actually, there is nothing very special. My two nieces hired a tutor at the time. This tutor was my current lover-Teacher Bai. My first impression of her..." It's quite bad. I have never seen such a stupid woman, lying on the ground in an extremely unsightly posture in front of him.

Also, she always doesn't know how to do Mathematical Olympiad, and always makes various mistakes.

Bai looked at him warningly, if he dared to tell the truth, he would be dead.

"My first impression of my lover is very good. She is a smart, generous, gentle and lovely woman." As soon as Situ Qing's voice fell, Sakura and Tao couldn't stand it anymore.

Although they are now seventeen-year-old girls, they are still very jealous, and they strongly advocate being honest.

In order to please his aunt, the uncle's act of opening his eyes and breaking the nonsense is too much for them to despise.

Two people stood up from their seats at the same time and said loudly, "Uncle, you didn't tell the truth. The first time you saw your aunt, it was not in our house at all."

Little conscience, it's not easy for him to grit his teeth and lie, and come to tear down his desk.

Li Xiuxian was afraid that his marriage would not be lively enough, so he also helped to add something.

"Qing, I guess you forgot. The first time you met your sister-in-law should be in the hotel? Or when the room was opened..."

One stone caused a thousand waves of waves, and the guests suddenly became calm, asking for the truth and the process.

Situ Qing stood in front of the stage and forced a smile. In order to satisfy everyone's curiosity, his brain ran fast, which quickly made him think of excuses.

He cleared his throat and said in a deep voice, "Quiet! Quiet! After Xiuxian's mention, I really remembered. The first time we met, it really happened in a hotel. I remember it was Mingshi Hotel. Dang. It has been raining..."

Emma, ​​he really wants to tell everyone about the process.

Bai Chichi looked at him in astonishment, anxious in his heart.

If he said that his wife would take off her skirt the first time she saw it, ***...It doesn't matter if he saw it. Looking back now, she didn't know if the **** little white face was looking at it.

She was wise for a while and she was about to be destroyed, and Situ Qing still said pretentiously: "My dear wife is wearing a white skirt."

It's about to come to the point. When it's too late, then it's fast. Bai Chichi snatched the microphone in Mr. Situ's hand and said eagerly, "I'm going to talk about it. I'm afraid he is embarrassed to say it."

Next, she ignored the surprised eyes of everyone, and slammed off like a bamboo tube pouring beans.

"Yes, I wore a white dress that day, and I was talking to my good friend, oh, it's a female friend. The two of us were sitting in the hotel watching TV. The door was forgotten to lock, and suddenly the door was twisted open from the outside. Down, a black-faced man broke in. As you probably guessed, it was this classmate Qing. He said that someone was chasing him and he hoped that I could help him. Then he was in front of me, brushing his teeth. The clothes and pants are all taken off. Cough cough, you know, the soldiers move fast, and I didn’t even react, so he walked towards me..." Talking too fast, she couldn’t follow her thoughts at all. On it.

Situ Qing watched his wife's concocting without exposing her.

Although his wiseness was ruined by her in this way, he was not at all angry, as long as she made up happy, he would lose a little bit.

"Situ, what happened next?" I don't know who asked, and Situ Qing grabbed the microphone back and said: "Next, when I see, the chick is quite beautiful. Pure gentleman, the beauty is now, so I won’t talk about demeanor anymore, I will just eat her up when I go up."

The crowd boiled, and Bai Chichi blushed with blood. Why did she still not change after many years, so she would shoot herself in the foot?

"What's next?" Someone asked. Situ Qing coughed slightly and said seriously: "Next, there are minors on the scene, so it's hard to disclose."

The host promptly led the topic, and the wedding proceeded to the next item.

Finally, Situ Qing and Bai Chichi, who changed into a red cheongsam, took turns to toast, and You Yuze and the bridesmaids followed.

Because of the mission of inheriting the family, both of them use tea instead of wine. Everyone knows that no one raises objections.

Soon the guests at each table were all respected, and Bai Chichi's feet in high heels were already sore.

Situ Qing thoughtfully hugged her and returned to their seat to sit down, and then the guests took turns to retaliate to the two of them.

Jiang Tingting and Li Xiuxian also came to toast their wine, and she took a tray and walked to them.

On the tray were three glasses of red wine that she had carefully prepared for them, and the red wine was sprinkled with highly toxic powder that Jiang Meilian had brought to her.

Jiang Meilian said that this kind of poison will not strike immediately, and it will take two hours after drinking it that the severe symptoms of poisoning will appear.

Moreover, after being poisoned, rescue is basically ineffective, and there is no hope of survival.

The reason she got this medicine was to give Jiang Tingting a chance to get away.

"Baby Tingting, remember that no matter what you do, mom always loves you."

Jiang Tingting had heard her mother say these words too much, and she was completely lost.

She has only one idea now, to send them to the west.

"Tingting, don't let them drink the bar. They definitely want to have a baby. Others don't force it. It is not good for us to do this." Li Xiuxian is still persuading Jiang Tingting.

She smiled capriciously: "I just want to have a real drink with them, can't I?"

"Qing, Sister-in-law, Xiu-hyun and I respect you. But I don't want you to drink drinks. I think the four of us have a good drink and drink real wine."

Situ Qing smiled at her and said apologetically: "Thank you Tingting, I know you really want to bless us. But your sister-in-law has just had her eyes operated on, you know. Drink is irritating. It’s not good for her to drink it. Besides, we have to have a baby. After the baby comes out, we will drink enough with you two, OK?"

Jiang Tingting shook her head and insisted: "No! I just want to drink it now. I like you for so many years. I am happy and jealous when I see you getting married. Brother Qing, you sent me abroad for several years. It’s really hard there. Don’t you have any guilt? I don’t ask for anything else. I just want to drink a glass of wine with the two of you. It’s a smile and grudge. You don’t agree?

Situ Qing felt that Jiang Tingting today was a little strange, so he glanced calmly at the wine on her tray.

Although he couldn't see anything on the surface, he always felt that this girl might have done something wrong.

Thinking of Xin Xiaozi's words "prescribe medicine" in his mind, he felt that she was drugged by her if he couldn't fix the wine.

Seeing Situ Qing looking at the wine glass, Xin Xiaozi laughed bitterly, guessing that he was suspicious, and said coldly, "I am really worried about pregnancy when I am brother Qing. It turns out that I am afraid that I will put poison in the wine. Well, these three glasses of wine, you can choose any one, and I will drink it. If it is poisonous, just poison me first."

Li Xiuxian frowned. It's a taboo to say this at someone's wedding on this wedding day.

He grabbed Jiang Tingting's hand and said softly: "Don't be capricious, Qing got married, we should say something happy. They drink if they want, and don't drink if they don't want to."

"No, I'm going to be willful. Anyway, I'm going to be respectful and optimistic, I just took a glass of wine casually." Jiang Tingting closed her eyes, grabbed a glass of wine in the tray and drank it in one go.

The reason why she is so sure is because she put medicine in all three glasses of wine.

Situ Qing is not that easy to deceive, she knows it, only at the expense of herself can she drag them into hell.

She had already thought about it and died with them, so that even if she reached the underworld, she would destroy them, so that they would never be able to do so.

Li Xiuxian looked at Situ Qing very apologetically, Situ Qingyun smiled lightly, and said, "Don't Tingting just want to have a glass of wine? Back then, I sent her out to study, and she was unhappy. She said everything today. Okay, I feel bored in my heart. Come, Brother Qing will drink with you."

He stretched out his hand to a cup casually, but Li Xiuxian took the lead.

"Qing, I'll drink it for you. I told you earlier that I want to be the best man when you get married, and I'd like to stop drinking for you."

Li Xiuxian always thought that Jiang Tingting had completely forgotten those things. Her actions today clearly told him that she had not forgotten. The remaining two glasses of wine were probably bitter. He didn't take good care of Tingting and didn't lead her back to the right path. He won't let his best brother bear this, it's really poisonous, let him go with Tingting.

As Li Xiuxian said, he raised the wine glass. At that moment, Jiang Tingting suddenly felt unspeakable.

She opened her mouth, wanting to stop, and Situ's expression flashed by and she saw clearly.

Seeing that Li Xiuxian's wine had reached his lips, Situ Qing stretched out his hand and grabbed it, and said, "No, I haven't drunk a glass yet. I will definitely drink these two glasses of wine. It happened that Lao Xing was calling. Let's go, that guy, if we don't drink real wine, he won't agree. Tingting, you two glasses of good wine, let us use it, and we will toast you later."

After finishing speaking, before Jiang Tingting could reply, Situ Qing picked up the tray and pulled Bai Chi and left.

There were many guests in the hall, and the place where the bride and groom walked was very lively. Situ Qing and Bai Chichi walked past several tables and came to Lao Xing.